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Joey: Joey and the Fancy Sister
Joey and Gina's sister Mary Theresa is coming for a visit, and Gina can't stand her because she thinks the world revolves around her. When Mary Theresa discovers that her engagement ring is fake, she decides to call off the wedding and stay in California, leaving Joey and Gina to try to find a way to get her to return to New York. Meanwhile, Michael is oblivious of a girl's interest in him.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x19 Production Number: 2T5468 Airdate: Thursday February 24th, 2005 Alternate Airdates:
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Episode Quotes
Joey: Oh, you went shopping again?
Mary Teresa: Yeah, here’s your credit card. Thanks for letting me use it.
Joey: Oh, thanks for taking it out of my wallet while I was sleeping.
Mary Teresa: Yeah, here’s your credit card. Thanks for letting me use it.
Joey: Oh, thanks for taking it out of my wallet while I was sleeping.
Alex: I just wanted to let you know that I won’t be hanging around anymore. Mary Teresa fired me as your maid.
Gina: What?
Alex: Yeah, she found silverware in my purse and accused me of stealing it. It was mine; I was taking it back. I don’t even know how it got here.
Joey: Oh, we borrowed it for British Night. Glen dressed up as a butler, and we made him speak in an accent. (gasps, to Glen) You hate that too?!
Gina: What?
Alex: Yeah, she found silverware in my purse and accused me of stealing it. It was mine; I was taking it back. I don’t even know how it got here.
Joey: Oh, we borrowed it for British Night. Glen dressed up as a butler, and we made him speak in an accent. (gasps, to Glen) You hate that too?!
Alex: Where’s Mary Teresa? I have her laundry.
Joey: You did her laundry?
Alex: Well, she thinks I’m the housekeeper. I don’t like conflict. Just please don’t tell her that I speak English.
Joey: You did her laundry?
Alex: Well, she thinks I’m the housekeeper. I don’t like conflict. Just please don’t tell her that I speak English.
Mary Teresa: You’re right. I don’t need a rich husband.
Joey: There you go!
Mary Teresa: I have a rich brother! (hugs Joey)
Gina: There you go!
Joey: There you go!
Mary Teresa: I have a rich brother! (hugs Joey)
Gina: There you go!
Gina: Wait a second? Does that mean her diamond is fake. (looks up) Oh God, please let me have this. I never asked your or anything!
Joey: (in a deep voice, imitating God) You always ask me for stuff.
Gina: Don’t do that! You sound just like Him.
Joey: (in a deep voice, imitating God) You always ask me for stuff.
Gina: Don’t do that! You sound just like Him.
Joey: (about Michael) No, no, no, I’ve tried. Every time I get involved, I put too much pressure on him, and he blows it. I need to just leave him alone.
Alex: But he’s your nephew.
Joey: Look, Alex, the best thing I can do is just live my life in a sexual manner, and hope he learns by example.
Alex: But he’s your nephew.
Joey: Look, Alex, the best thing I can do is just live my life in a sexual manner, and hope he learns by example.
Gina: l it serves her right. Maybe she’ll learn not to fall for guys just for their money. Her whole life she has gone from Walter to Walter.
Joey: Wasn’t there a David in there?
Gina: Ah geez, you are worse than Tina. I was speaking metamorphically.
Joey: Wasn’t there a David in there?
Gina: Ah geez, you are worse than Tina. I was speaking metamorphically.
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