<-- Previous EpisodeNext Episode -->

Joey: Joey and the Breakup

Joey asks Bobbie to help Sara find work. Sara gets a job working for Newsweek in Washington DC. Trying to get her to stay, Joey tells Sara he loves her and asks her to move in. Meanwhile, Michael's new girlfriend, a 45-year-old woman, cheats on him with a 60-something professor. Alex is struggling to keep herself together.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x23
Production Number: 2T5472
Airdate: Thursday May 12th, 2005

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Veronica) Apr 01, 2009

Guest Stars
Ben FalconeBen Falcone
As Howard
Madchen AmickMadchen Amick
As Sara
Deborah TheakerDeborah Theaker
As Lorraine
Jenna DewanJenna Dewan
As Tanja
Paul KentPaul Kent
As Professor Brightwiser
Episode Quotes
Alex: You're dating a 45 year old woman?
Michael: I was, until she started seeing Professor Brightwiser.
Alex: Professor Brightwiser? (chuckles) How old is he?
Michael: I don't know, 67, 70. (sees Alex laugh) Yeah, you laugh, but Professor Brightwiser gets all the women. Ever since he got his hip replaced, he's been unstoppable.
Alex: (laughing harder) Oh, that's perfect. I'm not gonna die alone, I have you!

Michael: She's 45, Mom! God.
Joey: She's old! That's what's wrong with her. Boy, I didn't see that one coming. You know, I slept with a woman twice my age once. She was one of my teachers. I got an "A" in that class. That's how they caught her.

Sara: What do we do until I leave? I mean, the more time we spend together, the sadder it's going to get.
Joey: We could have a long drawn-out good-bye. Or we could do the smart thing and end it now.
(they kiss)
Joey: Long drawn-out good-bye it is.

Joey: Oh, my God! You got the card with the baby in the sunglasses too?
Sara: Yeah, from the liquor store down on the corner?
Joey: Uh huh, yeah. It was either this or that weird Garfield condolence card.
Sara: I know! I love this. We both cared enough to remember the day, but we're both too lazy to buy a thoughtful present.

Missing Information
Click here to add Episode Notes
Click here to add Music
Click here to add Episode Goofs
Click here to add Cultural References
Click here to add Episode References
Click here to add Analysis