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Joey: Joey and the Moving In
After asking Sara to move in with him, Joey freaks out. Sara freaks out too, and leaves without saying goodbye. Joey is heartbroken. On her first date in a long time, Alex accidentally offers sex to the guy, and Joey gets rid of him. While doing shots in Joey's bedroom and commiserating about the sad state of their love lives, Alex and Joey kiss! Meanwhile, Bobbie sets herself up with Michael at a Star Wars preview. When Gina confronts Bobbie about being attracted to Michael, Bobbie offers her a job.
Alex: On Monday I have to give a coworker his pants back
Joey: I’ll take that over what happened to me--my girlfriend left me without saying goodbye.
Alex: I’m getting divorced.
Joey: I’m never gonna have an adult relationship.
Alex: I haven’t had sex in three months.
Joey: (pause) I got nothing that'll top that.
Alex: Oh, good. I've got a big problem. I invited Peter over and now he's in my bathtub naked.
Joey: Wow, that was fast. I could learn a thing or two from Office Joey.
Alex: No, this is all my fault. I think I may have led him on a little bit.
Joey: Alex, don't blame yourself.
Alex: I told him to take off all his clothes, get into my bathtub, and wait for a long night of passionate lovemaking.
Joey: You may share some of the blame.
Joey: All right. I'm going to go check in with Sara. I, uh... I got her a little present to show her I'm excited about moving in. (grabs some towels off the counter)
Gina: Oh, I see what you're doing. Got a little piece of jewelry hidden in there.
Joey: No, no. The towels are the gift. It's a symbol.
Gina: Of your cheapness?
Alex: Hey, guys. I just wanted you to check my outfit before my date.
Gina: Wow, Alex. You look great!
Joey: Yeah. Office Joey's gonna be bragging to Office Michael tomorrow.
Sara: How you doing? Feeling any better?
Joey: I'm great. Nothing cures a panic attack like a seventy five mile-per-hour drive home. I didn't know you were freaking about moving in.
Sara: I wasn't freaking out until you were freaking out. What happened? You seemed so sure about it.
Joey: I was acting!
Sara: Wow. You're good.