(Paramedic holds up opened hand)
Paramedic: How many fingers do you see?
(Paramedic gives a worried look)
John: The thumb, distinguished by only 2 phalanges bones, is technically not considered a finger.
(Placing a horse race bet with a handful of change)
John: 413. Trifecta. All of it.
Cashier: (sarcastically) All of it? You wouldn't want to break the bank.
John: 9 pay phones, 6 vending machines, 2 fountains.
John: (to Frank) You in charge of the Jenny Nichols kidnapping?
Frank: Maybe. Who are you?
John: The guy who is gonna help you find her.