Mordred: What's this thing? Another stupid charm?
Morgaine Le Fay: It's the Amulet of First Magic. The source of all Earthly sorcery.
Mordred: Hmmm, shiny.
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Copperhead: I won't go down easy!
Green Lantern: (knocks him out) Sure you will.
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Green Lantern: Guess that's a wrap. (everyone stares at him) Sorry, been hanging out with Flash too much.
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Copperhead: It was Judgment Day, and we got sent to the bad place! The bad place...!
Cheetah: Snap out of it, Copper.
Green Lantern: Yeah, calm down. We're probably just in another dimension.
Copperhead: Oh, is that all?
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Morgaine: (trapped in limbo by Mordred) And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him, preparing him to be king... where did I go wrong?
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Kid Batman: (turned into a kid) This better be temporary.
Kid Superman: Dude, your voice sounds weird. Dude, my voice sounds weird.
Kid Wonder Woman: I kinda like this.
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Mordred: The Justice Babies! (snickers)
Kid Batman: What are you laughing at, "precious"?
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Kid Green Lantern: I'll make a laser cannon! No, a missile launcher! Oh - oh, I know!
Kid Batman: Just pick something!
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Kid Wonder Woman: You okay, tough guy?
Kid Batman: Let go, I'm fine!
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Kid Wonder Woman: (burping baby Etrigan) That's all he needed.
(baby Etrigan makes a "mess")
Kid Green Lantern: Oh man, that ain't all he needs.
Kid Batman: Now that is a job for Superman.
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Boy: What are you going to do? You're just a kid.
Kid Superman: I'm the kid with laser beams comin' out his eyes!
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Kid Wonder Woman: That's enough!
Girl: You can't tell us what to do. You're not our mom.
Kid Wonder Woman: No, but I promise you--we will find all your moms. And I'm going to tell!
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Kid Green Lantern: Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
Kid Batman: Shut up!
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Kid Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark. Unless I should go with you.
Kid Batman: Whatever.
Kid Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.
Kid Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?
Kid Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.
Kid Batman: Whatever!
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(about Kid Batman and Wonder Woman)
Kid Superman: What's with them?
Kid Green Lantern: Man, for somebody with like fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind...
Kid Superman: What?
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Batman: Wait. What happened to Mordred?
Morgaine: My spell gave him eternal youth. But now that he has broken it, all he has is eternal life.
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Wonder Woman: Circumstances asides, it was kind of... quite enjoyable being a kid again.
Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
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