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Justice League Unlimited: The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1)
Green Lantern, Wonder Woman and Batman chase a time-traveling villain to the Old West after he is found stealing some of the League's technology. The heroes then meet up with some of the heroes of this era, including Jonah Hex, El Diablo, and Bat Lash.
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Episode Info
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Episode number: 3x12 Production Number: 364 Airdate: Saturday January 22nd, 2005 |
Main Cast
Recap
In the distant future, a housewife, Enid Clinton goes out to the garage where her husband, physics professor David, is cataloguing his collection of historical artifacts. He explains that when he didn't get tenure because of his crazy theories about time travel, he stole the items using the powered time-travel suit. Enid says he's stupid for stealing trash. However, David warns that they can't use the suit to change history. Enid dismisses him as a loser and David activates his suit and leaves her, escaping into the time stream. ..Read the full recap
Episode Notes
Static's design has changed since when he traveled to the future in the Static Shock episode "Future Shock."
Episode Quotes
David Clinton: I'm careful to only take things that wouldn't be missed.
Enid: Like your spine?
Enid: Like your spine?
Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
IOutlaw: You circus folk?
Wonder Woman: Not exactly.
Wonder Woman: Not exactly.
Wonder Woman: Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.
Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Women: High heels that fit.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Women: High heels that fit.
Green Lantern: Has the shower been invented yet? Someone should tell this guy.
Tobias Manning: Hang'em at dawn.
Bat Lash: Don't I get a trial?
Tobias Manning: Sure. You're guilty. My town, my rules.
Bat Lash: Don't I get a trial?
Tobias Manning: Sure. You're guilty. My town, my rules.
Wonder Woman: We have to help that man.
Batman: That's not what we're here for. Someone's tampering with history--the stakes are much higher than the life of one card shark.
Wonder Woman: Then it's settled--we'll break him out after sundown.
(Green Lantern snickers, Batman glares at him)
Batman: That's not what we're here for. Someone's tampering with history--the stakes are much higher than the life of one card shark.
Wonder Woman: Then it's settled--we'll break him out after sundown.
(Green Lantern snickers, Batman glares at him)
Green Lantern: I'll get the door. (Wonder Woman rips it off its hinges) Or that.
Wonder Woman: You're with us. (rips off a cell door)
Bat Lash: That's a healthy gal.
Bat Lash: That's a healthy gal.
Green Lantern: What's the plan?
Jonah Hex: Plan? We put him in the ground.
Jonah Hex: Plan? We put him in the ground.
Jonah Hex: Fancy gun belts you've got there. I'm thinking you folks are time travelers.
Batman: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah Hex: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
Batman: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah Hex: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
Sheriff Ohyesa Smith: Be careful--there are some of the strangest things down at that ranch.
Green Lantern: Don't worry, we've got a lot of experi... (pterodactyl flies in) I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Green Lantern: Don't worry, we've got a lot of experi... (pterodactyl flies in) I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Bat Lash: Shoot, I wanted one of those fancy ray guns.
Jonah Hex: Ain't dependable--they jam.
Jonah Hex: Ain't dependable--they jam.
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