David Clinton: I'm careful to only take things that wouldn't be missed.
Enid: Like your spine?
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Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
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IOutlaw: You circus folk?
Wonder Woman: Not exactly.
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Wonder Woman: Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Women: High heels that fit.
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Green Lantern: Has the shower been invented yet? Someone should tell this guy.
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Tobias Manning: Hang'em at dawn.
Bat Lash: Don't I get a trial?
Tobias Manning: Sure. You're guilty. My town, my rules.
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Wonder Woman: We have to help that man.
Batman: That's not what we're here for. Someone's tampering with history--the stakes are much higher than the life of one card shark.
Wonder Woman: Then it's settled--we'll break him out after sundown.
(Green Lantern snickers, Batman glares at him)
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Green Lantern: I'll get the door. (Wonder Woman rips it off its hinges) Or that.
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Wonder Woman: You're with us. (rips off a cell door)
Bat Lash: That's a healthy gal.
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Green Lantern: What's the plan?
Jonah Hex: Plan? We put him in the ground.
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Jonah Hex: Fancy gun belts you've got there. I'm thinking you folks are time travelers.
Batman: Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Jonah Hex: Experience. I've had an interesting life.
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Sheriff Ohyesa Smith: Be careful--there are some of the strangest things down at that ranch.
Green Lantern: Don't worry, we've got a lot of experi... (pterodactyl flies in) I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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Bat Lash: Shoot, I wanted one of those fancy ray guns.
Jonah Hex: Ain't dependable--they jam.
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