Static: The miracles of modern medicine – 65 is the new 30.
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Bruce Wayne: Suprised to see me?
Batman: A little. I'm more suprised that I lived so long.
Terry McGinnis: Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
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Static: Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Although to be fair, if I'd laid an egg that size...
War Hawk: He's kidding, Dad.
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Chucko: I'm sorry.
Chronos: "I'm sorry," what? Everybody...?
Jokerz Gang: Sorry, Lord Chronos.
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Chucko: (in the Age of Dinosaurs) You think I'm scared? I'll be running this dump in a few years! (a meteorite descends) Oh fooey...
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Chronos: Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?
Bonk: Uhh... no, sir.
Chronos: Well, Chucko does. And unless you want to find out firsthand, you go finish off the Justice League. Skedaddle! Time is money! Actually, "time" is the non-spacial continuum in which events occur linearly, usually in the direction of increased entropy. But the clowns seem to relate better to the "money" thing.
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Batman: Sometimes, the old ways are best.
Terry McGinnis: It's not gonna work. You don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.
Batman: Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?
Bruce Wayne: Yep.
Batman: Good enough for me.
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Ghoul: Hard to believe somebody as stupid as you ever beat the Joker.
Batman: Maybe I'm smarter than I look.
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Batman: (interrogating Ghoul) My arm's getting tired. Where's Chronos?
Bruce Wayne: I can't believe I was ever that green. This is how you interrogate someone.
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Ghoul: And that's everything I know!
Bruce Wayne: Everything...?
Ghoul: I wet my bed until I was 14!
Bruce Wayne: Losing my patience...
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Hal Jordan: Hal Jordan. Another time shift. I'm up to speed, carry on.
Terry McGinnis: Okay, I'm starting to get a migraine.
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War Hawk: What are you supposed to do when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders?
John Stewart: Plant your feet.
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Chronos: How could you betray me, Enid? Everything I've done, I've done for you.
Enid: Don't blame this on me. I just wanted you to assert yourself – not destroy the universe!
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Green Lantern: The Green Lanterns have a legend - no one can see the beginning of time. It's a universal law.
Batman: Write (Chronos) a ticket.
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