Felix Faust: Still, it's hard to believe you can't solve your Annihilator problem. The answer is simplicity itself.
Tala: Are you going to tell me, or just keep tormenting me?!?
Tala: This is really bad, isn't it?
Felix Faust: You have no idea...
Flash: I always thought the reason you two don't get along is that you're so much alike.
Shayera and Wonder Woman: Like her?!?
Flash: You could at least talk to each other.
Shayera: The pasta's good.
Wonder Woman: It's the sauce.
Shayera: This isn't going to work, is it?
Wonder Woman: Not a chance.
Flash: I had dinner with two women at the same time...cuz I'm a stud.
Wonder Woman: Flash?!?
Hermes: No, no - it's the original speedster.
Hermes: I've got something for you. It's pretty important – (Zeus) paid for overnight service. Here it is.
Wonder Woman: (reading scroll) "For a good time, call Podemanus..."
Hermes: Whoa. Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot. It's her cell number.
Hermes: By decree of Zeus, Father of Olympus, it is so ordered that Diana of Themyscyira will travel to Tartarus and set right that which has been disturbed.
Wonder Woman: He's telling me to go to...?
Hermes: Felix Faust is on the loose again.
Wonder Woman: Felix Faust is dead.
Hermes: Yes, and pretty upset about it, too.
Wonder Woman: As far as I'm concerned, they deserve each other. Why should I care about this?
Hermes: You mean, other then the "direct order from the gods" thing?
Wonder Woman: You're doing this because you want to prove yourself to me, aren't you? Well, you don't have to. I forgave you a long time ago.
Shayera: Did I ever ask you for your forgiveness?
Hippolyta: Diana! You know you're not supposed to step foot on this island. The gods have decreed that...
Shayera: The gods are decreeing stuff all the time around here... (Hippolyta glares at her)...ma'am.
Hippolyta: Bring my daughter back to me.
Shayera: Nothing to worry about. She's almost as good at kicking butt as I am.
Shayera: (to attacking demons) That's right – I'm an angel. You can mess with me if you want to, but I don't think you want to mess with the boss. (the demons flee) If we're lucky, they'll all be that dumb.
Shayera: Where's Faust?
Abnegazar: Let me think... oh, yeah, he's over there! No, wait, he's over there! No, there.
Shayera: One more answer and it better be the right one.
Abnegazar: Or what, you'll kill me? Gosh, I might end up suffering eternal torment as punishment for my sins... oh wait, I already am!
Abnegazar: Now could you please take this rope off of me? I'm a demon. The truth hurts.
Felix Faust: (in Hades' library) I'm in Heaven--figuratively speaking.
Shayera: We're revoking your library card.
Shayera: Aren't you cold in that outfit?
Wonder Woman: Not really.
Shayera: Of course not--the Princess doesn't get cold. The Princess doesn't even sweat in the Fire Pits of Tartarus.
Wonder Woman: I do too sweat.
Shayera: Please-–you glow. I wouldn't be surprised if you never have to...
Shayera: My mace disrupts magic. What's that tin suit run on again?
Wonder Woman: What about us – are we good?
Shayera: Like oil and vinegar. We go together but we don't mix.
Wonder Woman: Works for me.