Recaps
3x3: The Show Must Go On recap: Kathy has no idea what makes lesbians laugh, which makes preparing for her upcoming gig on the Rosie cruise a particular challenge. She's not gay and doesn't have kids, so she'll have to wing it. She takes the jokes out for a practice run at a casino gig in Santa Ynez, a short drive (read: cheaper than flying) from home. On the trip up, Kathy drives while instructing Tiffany on which names to delete from her cell. When Kathy isn't trying to date demi-celebs for publicity, she's been making time with a few one night stands who are cluttering up her cell. One night stands such as a man referred to as "The Clitflicker" -- he was too rough "down there", and so he's got to go. They make a pitstip in Solvang , a faux Danish time full of delicacies like Æbleskivers (delicious Danish pancakes), Danish meatballs, and chocolates. The night's gig ends up consisting of Solvang jokes and the lesbian jokes, because nothing goes better together than lesbians and meatballs...
read more.3x2: Dating for Publicity recap: Onstage, Kathy talks about how since the divorce she has been questioning her knowledge of straight men. Like, if she thought she knew them so well, why is it that she still doesn't know why they scratch their balls so damn much?..
read more.1x1: Out & About recap: Kathy gets to host one her favorite events "Best in Show". Kathy describes it "...like a Miss America pageant, except it's drag queens". After the show and during the reception she take advantage of the room full of celebrities as she works the room to get as many celebrity phone numbers as she can for her upcoming Toys for Tots fundraiser. She gets numbers from such stars are She gets numbers from such stars are
Rachel Bilson,
John C. Reilly and
Marcia Cross...
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