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1 :01x01 - We Dooz It Large
Chop challenges his staff to sell 40 cars on a single Saturday. He also watches the progress of his newest salesperson, Ali, and monitors Barry, whose sales have been down lately.
2 :01x02 - Showgirls Showdown
Two sales teams compete to sell the most cars, and the leader of the losing team has to wear a showgirl outfit on Chop's next commercial.
3 :01x03 - Blue Day
Chop tries to persuade the Blue Genie to sell his costume; and Barry tries to get a couple to trade in their old car.
4 :01x04 - Fresh Meat
Declining business means Chop has to cut his sales force and transfer weak performers to different teams, a task he assigns to his second in command, Will.
Lost Pilot
A look at the 2003 episode of the A&E series "Take This Job..." that included a profile of Chop.
5 :01x06 - King for a Day
Chop takes a vacation and leaves Chilly Willy in charge, presenting him with a sales challenge.
6 :01x07 - Leader of the Pack
Mark and rookie Ali compete to sell cars after Chop promotes Ali to leader of team "C", and Chop keeps score of the contest.
7 :01x08 - Talkin' Turkey
The big Thanksgiving sale is the dealership's best shot to pull in high numbers during the slow winter season. Hoping to bring in a record number of customers, Chop and the gang go all out to create a wacky special "Chop Show" infomercial, with live animals, popping pilgrims and a host of Thanksgiving characters. If the show pays off and the customers come, will the salesmen be able to prove themselves or will they face Winter cutbacks?
8 :01x09 - Lowrider
Children from a local school arrive to perform their version of Chop's TV show; Chop's two sons and some of his childhood friends visit; the Blue Genie tries to sell two cars to a father and his daughter.
9 :01x10 - Dunkarini
Chop plans to send team leaders to the dunk tank if they can't sell a car for every person on their respective teams.
10 :01x11 - Closing the Deal
Prem's problems in developing relationships with women are affecting his sales performance, so Chop tries to help him find the right woman.
11 :01x12 - Performance Anxiety
Chop's staff competes in an annual talent contest against other dealerships. Included: Orlando sings and Barry tries stand-up comedy.
12 :01x13 - Keeping Up with the Joneses
Sale manager Tino is visited by the couple to whom he sold his first car. They want to upgrade, but the negotiations drag on for two days.
25 :02x01 - Hoppy Birthday
Chop celebrates his birthday with a huge competition at the dealership. Meanwhile, his fiancée plans a surprise party.
17 :02x02 - Oil Crisis!
Top team leaders Deeter and Tino are again in a slump, and Chop has the perfect inspirational tool: a rematch of the Showgirl Showdown sales contest. Only this time instead of appearing on "The Chop Show" in sequins, the loser will have to oil wrestle a 350-pound man while being sprayed with baby oil by the entire staff. Deeter and Tino pull out all the stops to close the most car deals and avoid "glistening in the light on a Monday night."
26 :02x03 - Calendar Guys
When Chop buys a bunch of famous rides--cars originally customized for the likes of Snoop and Missy Elliott--he decides to use them as hot backdrops for the first ever King of Cars calendar. But to spice up the day's sales Chop throws in a twist--Shane "Big Thunda" and Yoshah must compete to be the first to sell a car. The winner will pose with a cool ride and hot girls, the loser will be shot in a Speedo flanked by the dealership's mechanics!
13 :02x04 - The Contenders
When Chop notices that Salesman of the Month Gabe is getting complacent, he challenges him to a selling match against top sales contender James. The contest quickly becomes a contrast in styles with James "Golden Spaghetti" as the patient, methodical tortoise and Gabe "El Supa" as the energetic hare with attitude. The loser must face the ultimate car salesman's humiliation--wash the winner's car by hand.
19 :02x05 - Ugly Trucking
Chop poses with his personal fleet of custom cars for a photo spread for DUB magazine on the same day as hosting an "Ugly Truckling" Contest at the dealership to boost business. The customer that brings in the ugliest truck will walk away with a $1000, but not before the Auto Marshall and Big Thunder try to persuade them to trade their old eyesores for some stylin rides.
14 :02x06 - Women Drivers
Two women, Sunny and Christina, join Chop's sales force and help drive their team to the top. But Chop fears that their friendship is dulling their competitive edge, and to shake things up pits them against each other in a competition for a high dollar designer purse. When the Blue Genie teams up with Christina and Golden Spaghetti joins Sunny, it's all eyes on the prize and a fight down to the wire.
15 :02x07 - Green Peas
Chop expands his sales force for the summer season with a fresh crop of "Green Peas"--new recruits hoping to make it as car salesmen. There's Gary who needs to make big money to pay off his debts, and Philip who wants to prove to his dad that he can hold down a job. After shadowing their "seasoned pimps"--veteran salesmen like the Auto Marshall and El Supa--the peas are thrown into the deep end of their first big Saturday to sell cars solo. It's sink or swim, as only a few will make the car sales needed to survive.
18 :02x08 - Magic Blue Room
Chop's most recognizable salesman Prem, aka " The Sexy Blue Genie" creates a special Blue Room in the dealership--a plan to market his image and increase his sales. He recruits Allen, another salesman who needs to boost his numbers, to be his partner. Chop, skeptical of the notoriously lazy Genie's commitment, gives the Blue team just one day to prove that the Blue Room can produce.
21 :02x09 - Hoop Dreamz
Chop surprises team leader and rising star Tino with a promotion, but who will now run the A-Team? Chop pits by-the-book salesman Andy against street-styled ex-boxer Gabe. Whoever closes the most deals takes the team and a big raise. But the one-on-one gets so "heated up" Chop moves it from the sales floor to the basketball court.
16 :02x10 - Fired Up!
It's sink or swim for two of Chop's newest sales recruits, Joshua and Philip. Barely a week on the job, their low numbers are costing the dealership money. Chop and his right-hand man Chilly Willy, give them one last shot to prove themselves at selling cars. With their jobs on the line, Joshua and Philip struggle to show they have what it takes.
20 :02x11 - Sunny Day
The outlook is "sunny" at the dealership for Chop when he encourages top saleswoman Sunny to sell one last car before she's promoted from the sales floor, and he is joined by Sonny Sandoval from rock group POD to lay down a new track. But the outlook turns cloudy for Sunny's last car deal even with an $11,000 cash down payment!
23 :02x12 - The O-Zone
The Human O's unique haircut makes him one of Chop's most memorable Chopper show characters, and Chop bets it will help him sell cars too. Chop gives the "O"--a dedicated Upcounter with dreams of becoming a salesman--one day to prove that he has the right stuff. Will the "O" run circles around his competition or end up a big zero?
22 :02x13 - The Chopping Block
Will's day off at the lake is interrupted when Chop discovers that the latest sales numbers are "not too snappy." Will gives their three weakest performers until the end of the day to "show them that they mean business or find another business."
24 :02x14 - Even Cowboys Get the Blues
The dealership might not be big enough for two costumed characters: the gun-slinging Auto Marshal has been muscling in on Blue Genie's turf--but he doesn't have the car sales to go with his bravado. So Chop plays off their rivalry to spur his performance. It's a sales dual till Sundown with costumed pride on the line--the loser must dress as the winner's sidekick on tonight's Chop show. Will the cowboy get the Blues or the Genie get the Boot?
27 :02x15 - Who Wears the Pants?
When veteran salesman Pedro "Flipper" Fernandez hits a slump, Will pairs him with an unusual Greenpea to train--his wife Christina, who's ready to try her hand at car sales. But when the husband and wife fails to bring home the bacon, Chop decides to put them in competition to break the hex on Pedro and start Christina off with a bang.
28 :02x16 - Hair to the Throne
It's a big sales Saturday and Chop challenges the team to sell 55 cars, only this time he puts his own head on the block--if they succeed he'll shave his head, if not his desk managers Deeter and Lloyd will face the razor. Sick of losing Deeter pulls out all the stops to roll deals, while Lloyd sends the Blue Genie cruising the mall to rope in new customers. By the end of the night one thing is certain--someone is going home bald.