Sunday February 15th, 1998
Special Guest StarsGuest StarsUncredited
Monsignor Martinez: Vaya con Dios.
Luanne: I love Mexico. They fast-track new makeups straight to the consumer. Here the FDA tests and tests for years -- it's like they don't care how we look.
Bobby: (puts on Luanne's makeup) This tastes like turtles.
Luanne: They had to kill ten turtles to fill one little jar. Neat!
Hank: America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
Peggy: Hank, the condo is two stories and very mitad.
Peggy is using the wrong word here. "Mitad" in Spanish means "half."
Episode Title: Three Days of the Kahndo
This episode is named after the 1975 movie, Three Days of the Condor.
Peggy: Make sure to apply plenty of sunscreen, honey. We are much closer to the sun here than in Texas.
Peggy is most likely making a reference to the fact that Mexico is closer to the equator than Texas, making it hotter.
Hank: . . . But then there are the cons. The biggest one being, well, Kahn.
This is a good wordplay, because Hank considers Kahn's presence to be a bad thing, or a "con."