Hank: What happened to your eye?
Bill: Eye? Oh, eye. Oh, that. That - that's an interesting story. You know what? I was walking... I was walking. And I walked into a door.
Dale: Wait a minute. How was that interesting?
Dale: Poor Bill. His woman is making a fool of him.
John Redcorn: It happens.
Hank: You can't just let her steal your truck, Bill. You gotta call the police.
Bill: No, I think the best thing do is just let her go. If she doesn't come back, it means we were never meant to be. And if she does come back, well, then... then I'll call the police.
Luanne: You don't have to worry about me, Aunt Peggy. That's my mama's job.
Leanne: I kicked your brother's ass, and I will kick yours too, sissy!
Bobby: You kicked her ass, Mom.
Peggy: Yes, I did.