Bill: Oh, Hank, I will never be sick of you, not even when we're sharing a cloud in heaven.
Boyce Hubert: I'm not sure if there's a God, or a heaven, but one thing I can tell you, your daddy's going to Hell.
Cotton: I like the mower. It's got a lot of curves, like a pretty young woman. Hank's mower is like a dumpy fishwife.
Dale: Oh, in that case, my name is Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford.
A recurring gag that deals with Dale's alias.