Dooley: I pulled your pants down.
Emily: (to Peggy) It's over, Mrs. Hill.
Cotton: Hey there, Hank's wife, whatcha cryin' for? Got your monthlies?
Dale: Did you hear that? My son is dreaming about getting spanked by your wife!
Bill: Well, that's not so unusual.
Peggy: This paddle is the only thing standing between the Arlen public school system and complete chaos!