Bobby: (to Willa Harris) Willa Harris. Call the principal, someone's smokin'!
Joseph: (to Bobby) Dude, you totally didn't have to do that for me, and you totally did. You totally rock.
Bobby: How about this one? 'Dear Bobby, I love you forever, Connie.'
Bill: That was a lie.
Bobby: Can I sleep with you guys tonight?
Bobby: (to Connie) Why can't you love me like you love these assorted chocolates?
Hank: Thanks Boomhauer, do whatever it takes. Put gel in [Bobby's] hair if you have to.
Woman: (to Boomhauer) Why don't you go home and give yourself another colgne bath?