Bill: Ah! Ah! It bites!
Bill is attacked by the falcon three times throughout the episode.
Bobby only has a cameo appearance in this episode.
Peggy: Let's do our shopping before the Salvation Army invades.
Dale: (putting on a glove) Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe.
Dale: Well, I've been doing a little research and I found out that you need to train falcons.
Peggy: (to Hank) They looked like little angels sleeping there. The smell was unimaginable.
Peggy: I know a Vietnam vet. Dr. Sarti, my gynecologist.
Hank: They needed those guys over there?
Cotton: Vietnam boys? No got-dang way! The VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars, not Reefer-Smokin' Losers!
Uh, that's Diane Sawyer
She's not going to take her top off, is she?
Cotton: (to Vietnam vets) No, this ain't a flashback. You're losin' again! Ha ha!
Cotton: You ever get shot?
Ronnie: I got a plate in my head.
Cotton: No kidding? I got no shins!