Episode Quotes
Dale: Sure, today it's us smokers, but who tomorrow? Pudgy white guys with strange propane fixations?
Bill: I voted. I guessed right four out of five times.
Dale: I really Gribbled myself this time.
Dale: I am the Smoking Bandit! See you in the history books, people.
Bobby: Math is so unfair. How are kids like us supposed to know all those answers?
Joseph: Yeah! No one has the right to teach us stuff we don't want to learn. That's what our Bill of Constitution's all about.
Hank: Don't they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime?
Dale: Uh, not if they don't want to get caught, Hank.