LC: I can’t believe you’re not coming. You were like my supporter. I was like “Lo can’t camp as much as I can’t camp”.
Lo: I know, we were gonna be the lame campers together. Be like “Aah! A bug! Get it out!”
(Talking about Christina not going to Catalina)
Kristin: She has this thing at the Crystal Cathedral. Do you know anything about her dad’s church?
Alex: No I just know that like she’s the reverend’s daughter. It’s something on TV.
Kristin: Yeah. But they have a picture with, um, what president was it? It was some president that went to it or something. Maybe it was Arnold Schwarzenegger . I don’t know what I’m talking about. (Alex laughs) I guess like Mother Theresa went there and like all these knarly people.
Alex: Mother Theresa?
Kristin: I don’t know. It’s just huge I guess.
Dieter: What are we gonna do for dinner? I think we should have the chicks cook it.
Stephen: Hot dogs and hamburgers.
Dieter: We’ll get all faded and let them cook it.
Stephen: I don’t wanna get food poisoning man.
(Before getting into the yatch)
Dieter: I’m already seasick.
(After they see the yatch)
Morgan: Why don't we sleep on this thing?!. Screw the tent!
Kristin: Yeah screw camping. Let’s sleep on this thing.
Morgan: Lauren we’re gonna sleep together right?
LC: There’s bears.
Morgan: And lions and tigers.
Dieter: Morgan, the campsite we’re going to, like a year and a half ago, someone got so messed up by a bear. I swear. They had a candy bar that was open in their tent, and the bear just charged.
Morgan: 'Cause they can smell? ...They’re gonna attack us Lauren.
Dieter: They’ll attack you for sure.
LC: What are you gonna do tonight?
Lo: I’m going to sushi with Mike.
LC: I’m jealous!
Lo: You’re eating hot dogs and I’m eating sushi!Yes Ma’am.
LC: I hate camping!
Lo: Ready Stinky?
Lo: Looking sharp.
Mike: Do you realize you just called me Stinky?
Lo: I did. I call everyone Stinky. It’s a term of endearment in my book. (He opens the door) Thanks Stinky.
Mike: Hurts me.
Lo: Want a piece of gum?
Mike: Want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.
Lo: Your mouth is big enough.
Mike: Your mouth obviously is big enough.
(Playing with the Ouija Board)
Dieter: Is Morgan a virgin?
Morgan: Stop it!
Dieter: NOO!!!! What the hell?!
(After they hear a bear sound)
Kristin: Can everyone gather around me? All girls in the middle!
Lo: How was Catalina?
LC: Catalina sucked. I don’t want to talk about it.
Lo: Was somebody mean to you?.... Do I need to beat someone up?
LC: Kristin’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
LC (Making fun of Kristin) : “Ste-phen!”