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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Sep/22/2003) | Welcome to the Montecito Hotel & Casino, one of Las Vegas' finest establishments. This is also the worst day of Danny McCoy's life. Danny is an ex-marine who works for Ed Deline and the Montecito Surveillance Team.
Danny's day starts off when Ed catches him in bed with his daughter, Delinda. Things only get worse for Danny as he must handle a drugged up bum who is on a winning streak, find one of the casino's high rollers who has disappeared, and figure out how the big winner on the blackjack table is cheating.
Just another day at the Montecito... | | Guest Stars: Michael Crider as Warren Herman, Frank Santorelli as Paulie, Tishara Cousino as Dana Barry, Stacy Linde (1) as Jewel, Marlene Harris as VIP Rep, Glenn Schaeffer as Himself, Cogee as Pit Boss, Reno Nichols as Stickman, Brian Phelan as Blond Valet, Victor Wallace as Cowboy, Steve Nguyen as Gambler, Phil Maloof as Himself, Tom Ayers as Tom Bay (Bum), Sandy Hackett as Surveillance #1, Frankie DeAngelo as Mr. Johnson, John Terry as Larry McCoy, Frank Patton as Bouncer, Randy Sutton as Jake Snow, Stephen Lofaro as Butler, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Beverly Washburn as Mrs. Johnson, | Uncredited: Tom Lynch (3) as Bellman | Director: Michael W. Watkins
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Dean Martin (1) -- Ain't That a Kick in the Head, Xavier Cougat -- Papa Loves Mambo, Paul Oakenfold -- Ready, Steady, Go, Avril Lavigne -- Tomorrow, Hypnogaja -- Voodoo Baby, The Dandy Warhols -- We Used to be Friends | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas (Sep/29/2003) | | Danny receives bad news when he finds out that his friend Greg is the mysterious dead body in the desert. Ed gets a visit from Senator Bill Henderson, an outspoken conservative. He goes on record fighting against casinos yet makes regular trips to the Montecito. There is also a reporter hot on the Senator's trail. Danny must stop him from exposing the Senator’s true self. A crazy King Arthur impersonator shows up to perform at the Montecito. | | Guest Stars: Glenn Schaeffer as Himself, Shawn Driscoll as Peeing Jackass, Chuck Loring as Elvis Impersonator, Kathleen McCullen (1) as Anchor Person #3, Tom Cassell as Maintenance Worker, Michael Giordani as Pickpocket, Daniel Hugh Kelly (1) as Senator William Percy "Bill" Henderson, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, John Terry as Larry McCoy, Annette Chavez as Young Girl, Cheryl White as Susie Benkin, Jack Kehler as Aaron Walker, Gildart Jackson as King Arthur/Arden King, Larkin Campbell as Idiot Friend, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Ted Garcia as Anchor Person #1, Leyna Nguyen as Anchor Person #2, Stoney Westmoreland as Stevie Benkin | Director: Michael W. Watkins
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Rudy & The Surf Kings -- Cowabunga, Kid Gloves Music -- Give Me Some, Groove Armada -- Hands of Time, Uncle Kracker -- Keep It Comin, Black Toast Music -- Lady Luck, Insect Surfers -- Nomad, Toots & The Maytals -- Pressure Drop, Insect Surfers -- Silver Coast, The Surfaris -- Wipeout | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Donny, We Hardly Knew Ye (Oct/06/2003) | | During Ferrari weekend, Danny and Ed get suspicious when a high roller cashes in forty grand but doesn't gamble a single dollar. They suspect him of money laundering. Danny must find out what he is up to, while handling the fact that Delinda has dumped him. Ed's goofy cousin Donny shows up at the casino and is getting married to the girl of his dreams that he just met at the roulette wheel. He asks Ed to be his best man. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Tobolowsky as Donny Rollins, Lisa Lamendola as Topless Waitress, Edward James Gage as Gambler, Iris Almario as Bartender, Cutter Mitchell as Oscar, Shea Curry as Janine, George C. McClain as Jimi Hendrix, Phil Maloof as Himself, Kelly Rebecca Walsh as Lois Blatz, Bess Meyer as Marie Comisky/Marie Rollins, John David Conti (1) as Player #3, James Wellington as Dealer, Bodhi Elfman as Steven, Wallace Langham as Julian Kerbis, Angel Boris as Megan, Sheila Shaw as Debbie, Michael Dean Jacobs (1) as Player #5 | Director: Kevin Hooks
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Elvis Presley -- A Little Less Conversation, Jet -- Are You Gonna Be My Girl, Mel Tormé -- Games People Play, Count Five -- Psychotic Reaction, Cal Tjader -- Soul Sauce | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Jokers and Fools (Oct/13/2003) | | Danny and Ed catch a bumbling cheater and realize that he is just a pawn in a cheating ring. They want to use him to find out who his leader is. Meanwhile, Nessa has joined this cheating ring to get her cut of a $10 million blackjack tournament. Not only do Danny and Ed have to stop the mysterious leader of a cheating ring, but the best pit boss in Vegas too. Mary becomes friendly with the hotel psychic, Anton. He predicts that someone will die at his next performance and Mary takes him seriously. Delinda starts her new job at the Carinthia restaurant. | | Special Guest Stars: Elliott Gould as The Professor, | Guest Stars: Andy Cross as Ventriloquist Dummy, Dominic Testa as Pawn Shop Guy, Harry Groener as Gunther, Randall Park as Jasper, Sue Nelson as Joyce, Missy Yager as Cynthia, Hira Ambrosino as VIP Salesclerk, Paul Ganus as Ethan, Desmond Askew as Davies, Jonathan Fraser (1) as Todd, Derek Anthony as Surveillance Team Member, Ken Marino as Anton McCarren | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Rebecca Sinclair | | Songs: Bob Mair -- Crash & Burn, Kid Gloves -- No Matter What You Say, Jessy Moss -- Pick A Card | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Groundhog Summer (Oct/20/2003) | The Montecito is filled with sci-fi geeks and beautiful girls in bikinis, all there to celebrate the end of summer.
Danny and Ed must hunt down a sexual predator who is preying on woman at the casino, including Delinda. Taking it personally, Ed refuses to tell the police and is determined to get revenge.
Three MIT students, and their many bags filled with high tech equipment, make Danny and Mike suspicious. | | Guest Stars: Adam Consolo as Curly, Kelvin Yu as Larry, Kim Kerns (1) as Teri from Tulsa, Laura P. Vega as Rosie, Rod Tate as Rio, Big Leroy Mobley as Smartass Bouncer, Diane Giblett as Blond in Red Dress, Paulette Braxton as Kitty Johnson, Anthony Tyler Quinn as The Predator, John Lombardo as Lone Guy, P. J. Marino (1) as Shooter, Christopher Gehrman as Obnoxious Drunk, Susan Chuang as Attending Physician, James Wellington as Stickman, Zachary Kranzler as Moe, Jordan Murphy as Mystique Manager, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: Michael W. Watkins
Writer: Matt Pyken, Michael Berns, Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Fluke -- Baby Pain, Joan Jett -- Do You Wanna Touch, Ben Fabric -- Juke Box, Ben Fabric -- Ummm Hmmm, Ben Fabric -- Yada, Yada, Yada | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Semper Spy (Nov/03/2003) | Ed decides to take a trip to Hawaii with Jillian and leaves Danny in charge of the Montecito. Danny's dreams have come true until a freak computer glitch locks several hundred guests out of their hotel rooms. Everything is going wrong for Danny the minute Ed leaves.
Sam does everything she can to make a big-time couple from Chicago happy. Mike becomes the good luck charm for a down-and-out gambler in need of a hot streak. | | Guest Stars: Dougald Park (1) as Mr. Warner, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Pat Finn (1) as Jim Warner, Raff Anoushian as Ara Nasralian, Hrach Titizian as Doug Nasralian, Frank Walton as Guy, Tricia O'Kelley as Janet Warner, Regi Davis (1) as Dealer, John Maynard (2) as Desert Dreams Manager, Derek Anthony as Surveillance Team Member, Reno Wilson as Frank, Pat Harrington, Jr. as Charlie Blue, Ralph Grairl as Asian High Roller, Paige Peterson as Sexy Woman | Director: Guy Norman Bee (1)
Writer: Michael Berns, Matt Pyken | | Songs: Herb Alpert -- A Taste of Honey, Sweet -- Ballroom Blitz, Tervira Moderne -- Dakkaragada, Don Ho -- Tiny Bubbles, Subthunk -- Wax | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Pros and Cons (Nov/10/2003) | | A woman uses Delinda's sympathy against her when she cons her into exchanging fake chips for cash. The con artist continues to prey on unsuspecting Montecito guests. Sam becomes more of a chaperone than a host for two men who are well known for the insatiable thirst for gambling. Meanwhile, Mary helps out down-on-their-luck couple by getting them tickets to see Wayne Newton. | | Guest Stars: Tess Lina as Leonor Calyang, Jon Jon Briones (1) as Cosme Calyang, Wayne Newton as Himself, Alana De La Garza as Shelly, Christopher DerGregorian as Bartender, Hira Ambrosino as Clerk, John Gallucci as Johnny Joosten, Don Perry as Julio Carbonal, James Wellington as Croupier, Kevin Alejandro as Ray Duran, Paul Ben-Victor as Michael, Vincent Ventresca as Elliot | Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Daniel Arkin | | Songs: Kid Gloves -- A Day Too Soon, James Combs -- Okay, It's Sunday, Wayne Newton -- Suspicious Minds | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Luck Be a Lady (Nov/17/2003) | | Janet Ellis, a music legend, decides to hold her return concert at the Montecito. Mary becomes Janet's chaperone while Ed reunites with his lustful former CIA partner, who now works security for Janet Ellis. Their reunion is cut short when they realize that Janet has a stalker who could be using the concert as a way of getting close to her. Sam tries to get rid of a wealthy businessman who refuses to gamble. Nessa tries to do the right thing when a slightly under age gambler wins big. | | Guest Stars: Mark Chaet as Mr. Trevathan, Ivan Allen as Stalker, Matt Lutz as Fraternity Kid, Aasha Davis as Sorority Girl #1, Supatra Hanna as Sales Girl, Alejandro Furth as Delivery Guy #2, Ryan Bollman as Nervous Guy, Andrew Rosenbach as Prissy Production Guy, Gavin Maloof as Himself, George Maloof, Jr. as Himself, Joe Maloof as Himself, Marisa Brown (1) as Loni Catlin, Sheryl Lee Ralph as Janet Ellis, Mimi Rogers as Sandra Adlman, Penn Jillette as Himself, Teller as Himself, James Wellington as Croupier, Ken Weiler as Stern, Chris Gann as Fireman, Gino Montesinos as Montecito Employee, Mitch Longley as Mitch, James McDaniel (1) as Gavin Brunson, Ken Garcia (1) as Delivery Guy #1, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Phil Maloof as Himself | Director: Michael W. Watkins
Writer: Kyle Harimoto | | Songs: Bobby Darin -- I'm Sitting on Top of the World, Count Basie -- With Plenty of Money | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Year of the Tiger (Dec/01/2003) | | Sam brings in one of the premiere high rollers from China, Zhoa, by promising to arrange a reunion with his two famous daughters. Danny is assigned to keep the daughters out of trouble, and the tabloids. When an assassin attempts to take Zhoa's life in the hotel, Ed and Danny partner with Luis to find out who was behind it. Mike saves a drunk stripper from getting hit by a bus. In return for his good deed, Mike receives a lawsuit from the stripper to compensate for her injuries. Mary has to keep fifty brides happy while trying to stop one of the couples from breaking up, during Wedding weekend. | | Guest Stars: Annette Chavez as Young Girl, Justine Moore (1) as Taffy Laboeuf, Stanford Poon as Restaurant Guy, Danny Le Boyer as Gang Guy, Darcy Donavan as Stripper, Laurie Schaefer as Irate Bride, Gail Borges as Taffy's Lawyer, Michael Edwin as Man, Rhomeyn Johnson as Security Guard, Bobby Nish as Charlie, Carlos Sanchez (1) as Golan, Anil Raman as Groovy Singh, Amy Stewart (1) as Karen, Jaymee Ong as Zhao Sister #2, Bob Morrisey as Beresh, Tom Billett as Security Guy, Chris Gann as Fireman, Sean O'Bryan as Bill, Rebecca Lin as Zhao Sister #1, Hugh M. Hefner as Himself/Justice of the Peace, Jeff Imada as Han Jin, Joe Dain (1) as Raines, Boyuen as Chuan, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Michael Paul Chan (1) as Mr. Zhao | Director: Perry Lang
Writer: Adele Lim | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Decks and Violence (Dec/15/2003) | | When Olga, one half of the Montecito's husband and wife magic group Vera & Olga, disappears and never reappears, Danny and Ed must find the missing magician. Vera attempts to do a solo show but is booed off stage. Danny and Ed must save the show, and the casino's investment. Mike runs into a friend from college who is in town for the World Poker Championship. However, Mike discovers that a violent loan shark is backing his friend. Mike has to do something before anyone gets hurts. Danny is assigned to watch over the national swizzle stick convention. Things go awry when one of the committee members' George W. Bush swizzle stick is stolen. | | Guest Stars: Joseph S. Griffo as Elvis #3, Elon Gold as Ben Pearce, George Thomas as Elvis #1, Chuck Loring as Elvis #2, Rubria Marcheens Negrao as Showgirl #1, Matt Funke as Billy, Kevin McDonald as Monty McClure, Nana Visitor as Vera, Jennifer Howard as Showgirl #2, Sherman Howard as Vanko, Olga Vilner as Olga, Lorna Scott as Loretta Harris, Patrick Kilpatrick as Louis Ambrose | Director: Guy Norman Bee (1)
Writer: Vanessa Reisen | | Songs: Kid Gloves -- Can You Feel It, Yma Sumac -- Gopher Mambe, Mo' Horizons -- Mambuloo | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Blood and Sand (Jan/05/2004) | | The Montecito is the host for the biggest boxing match of the year. Danny and Ed must keep the fighters' warring entourages from turning the casino into one huge fight. When one of the entourages steals the other fighter's manager's prosthetic leg, Danny must find the leg before the fight or be forced to cancel the main event. The odds on the under card keep fluctuating, causing Ed to get suspicious. They question Colmen Riggs and find out that they may have a huge problem on their hands. Mike, Nessa and Delinda find $50,000 and Mike is convinced they will have a weekend of love. | | Guest Stars: Vasili Bogazianos as Leonard DeVito, John Terry as Larry McCoy, Sugar Shane Mosley as Himself, Reginald Ballard as Coleman Riggs, Blue Man Group as Themselves, Jennifer Lyons (1) as Robyn, Steffon as Yardie #1, Nick DeMauro as Clerk, Michael Buffer as Himself, Koji Kataoka as Mr. Harimoto, Dayo Ade as Cedric "The Cannibal" Barimba, Josef Cannon (1) as Minnie Pawz, Robby Robinson as Mancuso, Ken Kerman as Vince Scanlan, Michael Crider as Warren Herman, Ted Garcia as Reporter | Director: Fred Keller (1)
Writer: David Graziano | | Songs: Tom Jones (1) -- Fly Me to the Moon | | | |
| 12 :01x12 - Hellraisers and Heartbreakers (Jan/12/2004) | | Ed's old CIA partner makes a visit to the casino. He has been hired to install a new security system and revolutionize the Montecito. When the new equipment reveals that a computer hacker staying in the hotel has gotten into the system, Ed and Danny set out to find them. Mary welcomes the newest comic to the Montecito stage. She warns him to stick to jokes and not his claim to fame, the "Portland Dangler". | | Guest Stars: Alec Baldwin as Jack Keller, Brooks & Dunn as Themselves, Craig Gass as Richie Phillips, Regi Davis (1) as Dealer, Dan Desmond as Charlie Parsons, James Wellington as Stickman, Catalina Larranaga as Karla Marin, Derek Anthony as Derek | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Michael Berns, Matt Pyken | | Songs: The Divynls -- I Touch Myself, Black Toast -- Make it Happen, Blue Man Group -- PVC IV, Black Toast -- Refuse to Lose, Blue Man Group -- Synasthetic | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - The Night the Lights Went Out in Vegas (Jan/26/2004) | | A massive power outage blacks out the entire Las Vegas strip and locks down the Montecito. At the exact time of the blackout, a mystery hotel guest is shot and killed on the casino floor. With Ed and claustrophobic Mike locked in the surveillance office, Nessa and Delinda attempt to find the killer, while a sleep-deprived Sam suspects the murder to be part of a cover-up involving the entire staff. Meanwhile, Danny and Mary spend the blackout trapped in an elevator, rehashing old feelings. | | Guest Stars: Christian Seaborn as Little Smiling Man, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Matthew Frauman as Area 51 Man, Christa Sauls as Lone Sexy Woman | Director: Craig Zisk
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Brooks & Dunn -- Brand New Man, Brooks & Dunn -- Can't Take the Honky Tonk Out of the Girl, Brooks & Dunn -- Mama Don't Get Dressed Up, Brooks & Dunn -- My Baby's Everything, Brooks & Dunn -- My Maria, Brooks & Dunn -- My Next Broken Heart, Brooks & Dunn -- Red Dirt Road, Brooks & Dunn -- That's What She Gets | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - Things That Go Jump in the Night (Feb/02/2004) | | A suicidal hotel guest makes his life-ending intentions known. Danny and Ed must find him and stop him before its too late. After coaxing him from the ledge, Ed and Danny introduce him to the world of gambling, hoping to cheer his spirits and show him a fun time. Their plan backfires when he goes on a huge winning streak. Elsewhere, Sam allows herself to get close to a client but her dreams are ruined when his fiancée shows up at the Montecito. Ed tries to help an over-eager security guard who can't seem to shut his mouth. | | Guest Stars: Harry Groener as Gunther, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Phil Maloof as Himself, Jon Lovitz as Fred Puterbaugh, Soledad St. Hilaire as Carmella, Yvette Nelson as Charlene, Jill E. Alexander as Linda, Harland Williams as Kenny, Michele Gregory as Jennifer, Brian Austin Green (2) as Connor, Simon Harvey as Dennis LaPierre, Mark Moses as Dr. Miles Marks, Paris Hilton as Madison, Paul Anka as Himself, Joe Maruzzo as Mr. Pyken, Mary Kowalski as Jerri | Director: Paul Shapiro
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Truby Trio -- A Go Go, Witchman -- I Sell Dreams, Johnny Crescenzo -- In Las Vegas, Mo' Horizons -- Mabuloo, Paul Anka -- My Way, International Pony -- Pony the Funk, Hawaii Cream -- Skandinavian Girl, Steriogram -- Walkie Talkie Man | | | |
| 15 :01x15 - Die Fast, Die Furious (Feb/09/2004) | | The Montecito is hosting the filming of Jean-Claude Van Damme's new movie "Die Fast, Die Furious". After Van Damme falls to his death during the film's big motorcycle stunt, Ed and Danny must find an explanation for the accident. A rival casino host battles Sam for the biggest whale in Vegas. Delinda mourns after having a brief 24-hour fling with Jean Claude. | | Guest Stars: Annie Neal as Adrienne Adams, Gabrielle Tuite as Natalie Valentine, Ian Anthony Dale as Jonathan Tam, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Elisa Leonetti as Dawn, Jon Seda as Junior Gomez, Jean-Claude Van Damme as Himself, Gregory Balaban as Jeff Adams, James McCauley as Kleem, David Rasche as Tim Valentine, Timothy McNeil as Insurance Investigator #1, Will MacMillan (1) as Woodlief, Michael Adler as Dr. Falvey | Director: Tucker Gates
Writer: Kyle Harimoto, Adele Lim | | Songs: Bettie Serveert -- Auf Wiedershen, Moguai -- Get It On, James Combs -- Low Go-Getter, The Supremes -- My World is Empty | | | |
| 16 :01x16 - New Orleans (Feb/16/2004) | | When a whale leaves town while owing the Montecito close to $5 million, Ed has 36 hours to find him and make good on the debt. When the whale ends up at the Montecito's sister hotel in New Orleans, Danny, Sam and Ed head there to get their player. Meanwhile, Mary must try to control a group of farmers in town for a family reunion and to celebrate their recent Power ball jackpot. Mike organizes the "World's Largest Wet T-Shirt Contest". | | Guest Stars: Maisha Dyson (1) as Doorwoman, Brian Leckner as Darryl Holden, Jeff Bologna as Mr. Mihalyo, Jamie Hagan as Wet T Contestant #2, Tara J. Thompson as Wet T Contestant #1, Robert Mukes as AJ's Brother, Robert Baker (5) as Slim Holden, Sloan Robinson as Voodoo Queen, Little Richard as Himself, Dennis Hopper as John, Paul Rae as Roy Holden, Lola Glaudini as A.J. Laveau, Geoffrey Lewis (1) as Pops | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Creole Zydeco Farmers -- Creole Farmers' Stomp, Cajun Playboys -- Dance Cajun Dance, Charles Sheffield -- It's Your Voodoo, Sammy Naquin -- Lacassine Special, Peaches -- Operate, North Star -- Quoi Faire Tu Jamais, Little Richard -- Slippin' & Slidin', Rosie Ledet -- You're No Good, Lisa Haley & The Zydec -- Zydeco Pas Salee | | | |
| 17 :01x17 - You Can't Take It with You (Mar/01/2004) | | When a townie hits a big cash jackpot, Danny is assigned to protect Vegas' newest millionaire and his winnings, only to see him die from a heart attack. The man's greedy wife shows up and wants her cut of the winnings, only to find that the cash and the body are missing. Ed's mother comes to visit and tells the staff stories of Ed's childhood. Sam tries to tame the king and queen of coupons. They are a couple that is determined to enjoy Vegas without spending a single penny. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Sean Astin as Lloyd Campbell, Nicki Aycox as Tammi Campbell, John Mallory Asher as Calvin "Doc" Haynes, June Saruwatari as Nurse, Archie Drury as Young Guy, Eduardo Ricard as Guillermo, Tim Bagley as Stan Putasca, Ted Garcia as Newscaster, Larry B. Williams (3) as Frail Man, June Lockhart as Bette Deline, James Wellington as Stickman, Jane Lynch as Helen Putasca, Reggie Jordan as Doctor #2, Tommy Lamey as Professional Player | Director: Greg Yaitanes
Writer: Keith Kaczorek | | Songs: Nu -- Are You Having Fun?, Ritmo Dynamic -- Calinda, Michael Bublé -- Come Fly with Me, Kid Rock -- Forever, Michael Bublé -- Sway | | | |
| 18 :01x18 - Nevada State (Mar/15/2004) | | Sam's past revisits her in the form of a fugitive murderer who tracks her down to the Montecito. He wants revenge on Sam. After a close encounter with her, Danny and Ed must find him and protect Sam. The Montecito also hosts the state cheerleading championships. Mary is reunited with a former high school friend. Nessa argues in favor of Manchester United when verbally attacked by a group of British soccer fans. | | Guest Stars: Daniella Naim as Cheerleader #1, Wilson Jose Caceres (1) as Process Server, Alison Sweeney as Caroline Pzarchik, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Chris Caldovino as Investment Banker #2, Luke Massy as Hooligan #1, David Lee (2) as Head Hooligan, Nancy Renee as Judge, James Patrick Stuart as Dave Hunt, Leyna Nguyen as News Reporter, Stephen Grove (1) as Investment Banker #1, Wade Williams as Richard Allen Wesley, Aimee Garcia as Lizzie Posner | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Daniel Arkin, Vanessa Reisen | | Songs: Lovecat -- Bidibodi Bidibu, Wanted Dead or Alive -- On Your Radio, Tom Freund -- Run Like That, Junior Senior -- Shake Your Coconuts, Grits -- Tennesse Bwoys | | | |
| 19 :01x19 - Sons and Lovers (Mar/22/2004) | | A Montecito guest wins big, and almost immediately has his wallet stolen from him. Danny and Ed search for the thieves. The wallet is return by a good Samaritan who initially refuses a reward. Danny and Sam decide there must be something he wants. Meanwhile, one specific slot machine has an unusual payout pattern. Danny and the security team must figure out if the machine is defective or if someone is cheating them. Ed is preoccupied when he finds out that Jillian has been spending a little too much time with Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray. Not only is she spending time with him, but she is lying to Ed about it. An annoying and persistent agent bothers Mary about her less than talented clients. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Jon Gries (1) as Greg Walker, Jon Jon Briones (1) as Cosme Calyang, Sugar Ray as Themselves, Laki Manchu as Sarasvati Kumar, Dune Kossatz as Robin, Seth Spiker as Gino, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Zia Harris as Chester Cobb, Lisa Ann Walter as Rose Gluck, Scott Rabinowitz as Dave Rudman, Mindy Spence as Carla, Mark McGrath as Himself, Rick D. Wasserman as Ben Laden, Geoffrey Wigdor as Kevin Walker, Michael Cotter as Carl, Matthew J. Williamson as Al Kornstein | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: James Hardway -- Dopdapdeep, Sugar Ray -- Every Morning, Paul Anka -- She's A Lady, Sugar Ray -- When It's Over | | | |
| 20 :01x20 - The Strange Life of Bob (Apr/19/2004) | | Nessa starts a relationship and is falling in love with a new temporary Montecito employer known only as "Bob the Floater". Nessa turns to Ed in hopes of finding out more about her man. Meanwhile, a guest discovers that photographs of her undressing in a Montecito cabana have been posted on the Internet. Danny goes on the hunt for the cameraman who has also caught a revealing side of Delinda, and a close up of Mary. Sam engages in a war of words with a world-champion eater, causing her to step into the ring with him, but only after getting some expert training from Mike. | | Guest Stars: Christian Kane as Bob the Floater, Phil Maloof as Himself, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Jenna Morse as Katy Fox, Edward "Cookie" Jarvis as Himself, George Maloof, Jr. as Himself, Craig Ricci Shaynak as Steven "Pitbull" Kilmartin, Sheila Levell as Pretty Bartender, Nigel Gibbs as Special Agent Myer, Ryan Hansen (1) as Jared, Michael Buffer as Himself, Randy Ross as Ted Stevenson | Director: Michael Grossman
Writer: David Graziano, Rebecca Sinclair | | Songs: Bill Conti -- Gonna Fly Now, Black Eyed Peas -- Hey Mama, Aaron Neville -- Tell It Like It Is, Britney Spears -- Toxic | | | |
| 21 :01x21 - Family Jewels (Apr/26/2004) | | $5 million in diamonds are stolen from a Montecito guest. Danny brings Mike and his technical expertise in to help figure out how the mysterious thieves pulled off the caper. Once involved, Mike goes off on a detective power trip and is determined to solve the case. One of the hotel's most loyal high rollers announces that he is getting married. This shocks Sam, especially when he says that he "will never gamble again". Sam tries to do whatever she can to keep her loyal client from leaving. A corporate psychologist visits the Montecito to interview and assess the mental health of every member of Ed's team. | | Guest Stars: Jay Harrington as Cole, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Rene Lavan as Antonio/Brazilian Highroller, Taylor Nichols as Dr. Wilson, Lisa Sheridan as Christina, Jeremy Kent Jackson (1) as Archie Druzinski, Jennifer O'Dell as Liza, Shauna Sand as Stripper #1, James Wellington as Stickman | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Eva Nagorski | | Songs: N*E*R*D -- Don't Worry About It | | | |
| 22 :01x22 - The Big Bang (May/10/2004) | | Nessa tries to help a gambler who is demanding his favorite dealer, only to realize that he has a bomb strapped to his chest. Ed casually joins the table, posing as a high roller, and tries to signal Danny that the man has a bomb. Mary and Sam organize a private pool concert by Everlast. The only attendees will be the privileged teenagers of the casino's high rollers. Delinda attempts to organize a successful live kitchen demonstration on the casino floor. | | Guest Stars: Salvator Xuereb as Jerry Spires, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Jessica Rey as Kelli, Kenny Gould as Tommy Alessandri, Barry Sigismondi as SWAT Captain, Fred Saldone as Sgt. Pauptschein, Lisa Arturo as Natalia Lapoint, Jordan Masterson as Teenager | Director: Allison Liddi
Writer: Matt Pyken, Michael Berns | | Songs: Blink 182 -- Feeling This | | | |
| 23 :01x23 - Always Faithful (May/17/2004) | | A monstrous amount of counterfeit $100 bills show up everywhere at the Montecito. Danny and his newest partner, Mike, try to find the source of the fake money. Danny gets some unpleasant news and Mary gets a surprise, and unwelcome, visit from her father. | | Guest Stars: Richard Bakalyan as 'Fast Tommy' Polone, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Joseph Lee Michael (1) as Marine #1, Ben Jelen as Himself, Guy Ecker as Det. Luis Perez, John Terry as Larry McCoy, Loren Lester as Lawyer #2, Helen Eigenberg as Lawyer #3, Jesse Burch as Lawyer #1, Robert Catrini as Head Money Counter, Casey Sander as Frank Connell | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: CCR -- Fortunate Son, Marvin Gaye -- What's Going On, Jimi Hendrix -- Wind Cries Mary | | | |
Season 2 |
| 24 :02x01 - Have You Ever Seen the Rain? (Sep/13/2004) | | Danny has been discharged from the Marines and returns to work and almost immediately he stops a man from stealing chips. Everyone is delighted that he has returned especially Mary. The memories of the war still haunt him and he acts weird and Mary grows concerned. The surveillance staff must deal with 2 of the stupidest people on the planet and find out what they are up to. Delinda and Sam clash, as Delinda doesn’t want to rent out Mystique to rich morticians for their closing party. | | Guest Stars: David DeLuise as Tom, J. F. Davis as Beer Drinking Redneck 1, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Michael DeLuise as Harry, Michael Leydon Campbell (1) as Funeral Home Director, Bryan Callen as Marcus Dixon, Eric Dane as Leo Broder, Dan Gerrity as Jerry Meyers, James Logan (1) as Beer Drinking Redneck 2, Rob Evors as Dirk Bender | Director: Craig Zisk
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Michelle Featherstone -- All That I Want, Green Day -- American Idiot, Kid Gloves -- Caliente, Nina Khoury -- Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend, R.E.M. -- Leaving New York, Marilyn Manson -- Personal Jesus | | | |
| 25 :02x02 - The Count of Montecito (Sep/20/2004) | | Fred Puterbaugh returns to the Montecito to try and win Nessa as he has now made his fortune into $16 million. The hotel has just opened a topless pool and when Danny goes to move a ficus tree to block the view from a hotel room he finds pottery and they learn that the archeologist they got to examine the tiles is a fraud. Danny, Mike and Sam try to find the tactics of a group of card counters. | | Guest Stars: Jon Curry (1) as Crawford, Rachel Sterling as Stacy, Nori Jill Phillips as Amanda, Matt Winston as Walker Dortch, Daniel Trippett as Singing Gondolier, Eric Dane as Leo Broder, Regi Davis (1) as Dealer, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Peter Breitmayer as Joe, Andrew Reville as Tyler, Spencer Garrett as Paul, Matt McKenzie (1) as Detective Bill Clark, Jon Lovitz as Fred Puterbaugh, Jolie Jenkins as Lisa Lundquist | Director: Daniel Sackheim
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Blue Buddah -- All Too Much for Me, Rupert Holmes -- Escape (Pina Colada Song), America -- Horse with No Name, Tom J & Stereo -- Mama Told Me Not To Come | | | |
| 26 :02x03 - Blood Is Thicker (Sep/27/2004) | | When Ed is framed for murder of an ex CIA partner Mike and Danny must investigate in order to clear their boss’s name. Sam, Delinda, Mary and Nessa try to rent out their new home, they find what they think are the perfect couple but are they really who they look like? | | Guest Stars: Lana Kinnear as Brandy, Mina Olivera as Dakota, Stacy Barnhisel as Sue Brenley, Brandon Brooks (2) as Guy, Sharon Tay as Reporter, Hal Devi as Tow Truck Driver, Michael Bunin as Technician, Tom Carey (1) as Starter, Matthew Kaminsky as Doug Brenley, Frank Novak as Detective Valdilya, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Adrian Neil as Reiner | Director: Allison Liddi
Writer: Matt Pyken, Allison Liddi | | Songs: Marc Ferrari -- Good to Go, Bent Fabric -- Shake, Stevie Wonder -- Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m Yours, The K.G.B. -- Struttin, James Bladon -- The Vibe, Korn -- Word Up, Neville Ivy -- You Gotta Have Class | | | | | | |
| 28 :02x05 - Good Run of Bad Luck (Oct/11/2004) | | When an ex marine's wife shows up at the Montecito looking for Danny so she could look after her son for a few hours, Danny agrees but he realizes that something is wrong when she doesn’t return. Sam plays Casino host to Bernard Taylor who wishes to loose all his money so his wife wont get any of it. Delinda, Mary and Nessa get lost in the desert and must remain calm until Clint Black comes to rescue them. | | Guest Stars: George Hamilton (1) as Bernard Taylor, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Bob Lem as Dealer, Libby Hudson as Katy Taylor, Jessica Diz as Joe, Clint Black as Himself, Robert Munns as Harvey, Kendra Smith as Grace, Scott Damian as Stanley, Kelsey Oldershaw as Connie Beckner | Director: Stephen Williams
Writer: Kim Newton | | Songs: Clint Black -- Good run of bad luck, Johnny Coppola -- I’ve Been in Love, Marvin Gaye -- Let’s Get It On, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy -- Oh Yeah | | | | | | | | | |
| 31 :02x08 - Two of a Kind (Nov/08/2004) | | When one of the Montecito’s high rollers ends up dead in Boston, Ed, Mike and Danny join forces with Crossing Jordan’s Woody Hoyt and Jordan Cavanaugh to solve the weird murder. Snoop Dogg visits the Montecito to scout locations for his video clip and tries to convince Delinda to film his next video in the Casino. Ed must deal with his wife living at the hotel when she moves in as their house is being renovated. | | Guest Stars: Jill Hennessy as Dr. Jordan Cavannaugh, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Shea Curry as Ann Wylie, Snoop Dogg as Himself, Mark Chaet as Obnoxious Whale, Lou Casal as Ronnie Sugar, Jerry O'Connell as Det. Woody Hoyt | Director: Allison Liddi
Writer: Michael Berns, Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Snoop Dogg -- Drop It Like It’s Hot, Ray Charles & Johnny Mathis -- Over the Rainbow | | | | | | | | | |
| 34 :02x11 - My Beautiful Launderette (Dec/06/2004) | | When one of Sam’s clients appears to be laundering money Sam gets involved with a drug cartel. After Ed finds out Sam agrees to help the FBI by getting evidence that will prove they deal in drugs and arrest several members of the cartel. Delinda falls in love with Cody Barnes a rodeo champion but then his horse goes missing and she begs her dad for help in finding it. | | Guest Stars: Michael Lowry as Cody Barnes, Stephanie Chao as Anna Lee, Amanda Swisten as Rachel, Michael C. Mahon as Ben Wilcox, John Eric Bentley as Agent Sipes, Paul Adelstein as Alex, Andrew A. Rolfes as Laughlin Surveillance Tech, Ivana Milicevic as Angie Logan, Tom Kiesche as Drew Higgins | Director: Peter O'Fallon
Writer: Vanessa Reisen | | Songs: Big & Rich -- Kick My Ass, Big & Rich -- Save A Horse, Joel Evans -- Your Secrets | | | | | | | | | |
| 37 :02x14 - The Lie Is Cast (Jan/17/2005) | | Delinda asks Danny to take a drunk guest up to her room but the only problem is that Danny is off duty and also very drunk. Later Ed throws the woman out of the hotel and she files charges against him, leaving Ed to clean up Danny’s mess. Delinda asks Paul Anka to convince Gunther to start serving lunch and Mike and Sam must work out why screams are coming from an elderly couple’s room. | | Guest Stars: Paul Anka as Himself, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Harry Groener as Gunther, Sonia Iris Lozada as Carmela, Rikki Klieman as Cathy Burson, Alicia Coppola as Monica Wells, Francine York as Mrs. Suzy Socal, Warren Munson as Mr. Socal | Director: Brad Turner (1)
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Paul Anka -- Having My Burger, Black Toast -- Move Your Body, DeLovely -- One Against The Sun | | | | | | |
| 39 :02x16 - Can You See What I See? (Feb/07/2005) | | The hotel is in a slow week and the department heads are all fighting so Ed decides to change things up by getting people to switch jobs for the day. Delinda takes over Ed’s job as President, Sam and Mary take over in Surveillance, Danny takes over the casino floor and Nessa is put in charge of Mystique. Meanwhile Mike helps Ed clear his names when he is accused of running a red light. | | Guest Stars: Oscar Goodman as Himself, Harry Groener as Gunther, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Daniella Deutscher as Julie, Lochlyn Munro as Kevin "Jinx" Jergeson | Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Booker T & The MGs -- Green Onions, Kaiser Chiefs -- I Predict A Riot, Bar-Kays -- Soul Finer | | | |
| 40 :02x17 - Tainted Love (Feb/14/2005) | | Sam is very exciting about playing host to a billionaire who has never had a casino host before, but Sam is shocked to find that it is her husband who has made a fortune. Mary’s whales turn the odds on the horse races and Ed and Danny become suspicious so Danny goes with them to watch their horse race and try and see what he is really doing. Ed has jury duty and Jillian is annoyed as it is Valentine’s day and he promised they would spend it together and despite his best efforts the judge wont let him get off. | | Guest Stars: Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Staci B. Flood as Dancer, Suzanne Ford as Betty Belinsky | Director: Allison Liddi
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Marty Wareski -- Lovers & Friends, Pussycat Dolls -- Sway, Pussycat Dolls -- Tainted Love, Pussycat Dolls -- We Went As Far As… | | | |
| 41 :02x18 - To Protect and Serve Manicotti (Feb/21/2005) | | A long time employee of the Montecito goes to Big Ed in order to get some help for her mother’s restaurant, at which some people are trying to take down some protection money so Ed contacts an old friend to help him and lead him to the person in charge. Danny must track down the guy who took the casino for $100000, which was stolen from the casino by a pretend high roller. | | Guest Stars: Leyna Nguyen as Female Reporter, Joe Rogan as Himself, Sylvester Stallone as Frank, Yorgo Constantine as Jerry, Bradley Stryker as Nesterenko | Director: Paul Michael Glaser
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Lawrence Welk -- Baby Elephant Walk, Nasty Tales -- Come On A My House, Superpulse -- Hard Drive, Dean Martin (1) -- Just in Time, Loverboy -- Working for the Weekend | | | |
| 42 :02x19 - One Nation, Under Surveillance (Mar/14/2005) | | Danny’s old marine Captain and now a local politician comes to the Montecito and he is then blackmailed with photos of him and a 16-year-old girl. Danny agrees to help him but soon realizes that things are not how they seem. Ed suspects Sam is still involved with a drug cartel and he follows her and finds something he wasn’t expecting. | | Guest Stars: Tony Panterra as Derek, Guy Ecker as Detective Luis Perez, Steven Eckholdt as Senator Cole, Therese McLaughlin as Darlene Distassi, Nesa Kovacs as J.J., Greg Osbourne as Greg, Stephanie Chao as Anna Lee, Allen Maldonado as Jamal, D. C. Douglas as Barnett, Vincent Guastaferro as Sandy Schultz, Jere Burns (1) as Don Clayman, Marc Valera as Justin, Casey Weiant as Mindi Distassi, Jessica Chaffin as Maggie Stein | Director: Brad Turner (1)
Writer: Vincent Guastaferro | | Songs: The Bravery -- An Honest Mistake, Double Owe -- Rhymes Likes These, Tree Adams -- SamNdil | | | |
| 43 :02x20 - Hit Me! (Mar/28/2005) | | When one of Sam’s high rollers gets wine thrown at him by an obnoxious woman while wearing his fathers lucky lime green polyester leisure suit, Sam promises to get it cleaned if he will stay and play. Later he learns that there is more to Las Vegas than gambling. The Montecito is testing a new 'smart' blackjack table that supposedly catches card counters and cheats, but one particular player wins every time he plays. Meanwhile, Mary and Delinda deal with a hysterical woman from Phoenix looking for her husband who supposedly checked into the Montecito. The husband is at the casino under an assumed named, but for a rather surprising reason. | | Guest Stars: Bryan Oakes Fuller (2) as Bill Healy, Rob Boltin (1) as Bobby, Rigo Alexander as Bellhop, Bobbi Jo Lathan as Blanche's Friend, Ann Walker (1) as Blanche, Tony Orlando as Himself, Don Knotts as Himself, John Ross Bowie as Adam, Rob Farrior as Grant Potter, Philippe Bergeron as Vidal, Heather Stephens as Crissy Potter | Director: Tim Matheson
Writer: Michael Berns, Kim Newton | | Songs: Tramps -- Disco Inferno, Cheryl Lynn -- Got to be Real, Tony Orlando -- Tie A Yellow Ribbon | | | |
| 44 :02x21 - Hide and Sneak (Apr/25/2005) | | When Ed suspects that the security system has been breached, Danny and Mike are chosen to look into the problem and find out who the mole is. Sam plays host to some high rolling vampires. Delinda helps her Amish cousin see the sites of Vegas. | | Guest Stars: Gavin Black as Vic Vid Kid Kenner, David Magidoff as Geek, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Jesse Heiman as Geek, Victor Webster as Estefan, Wolf Muser as Hank Davis, Sean C. W. Johnson (1) as Seth, James McDaniel (1) as Gavin Brunson, Ken Weiler as Stern, Matthew Glave as Jason Decker, Oliver Muirhead as Valet | Director: Robert Duncan McNeill (1)
Writer: Keith Kaczorek | | Songs: George Thorogood -- Bad to the Bone, Barry White -- Can’t Get Enough, Kool & the Gang -- Jungle Boogie | | | |
| 45 :02x22 - Letters, Lawyers and Loose Women (May/02/2005) | | Mary finally meets her secret admirer, who happens to be the attorney of a person who is accused of stealing from the Montecito gift shop, which Mary witnessed. When Mike’s idol looses his wedding ring at a local brothel and Mike must find it for him before his wife finds out it is missing. Danny and Ed follow the last wishes of Louis who was killed in Iraq. | | Guest Stars: Dave Foley as Mertens, Sandrine Holt as Det. Jenny Cho, Kelly Hawthorne as Sharon Mertens, Joseph Bertot as Johnny Moya, Iva Franks as Big Tina, Bailey Chase as Jake Porter | Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Kardel -- Club Rich, Caesars -- Jerk it Out, Bob Dylan -- Knockin on Heaven’s Door | | | |
| 46 :02x23 - Magic Carpet Fred (May/09/2005) | | Fred Puterbaugh returns to the Montecito with his girlfriend Ashanti; the reason he has returned again is to thank Ed and Danny for saving his life by buying them a present and then he tells Ed that he is going to buy the Montecito. Sam deals with an unhappy whale who thinks his wife was charged too much in the spa. Ed tries to be patient with Arnold, an annoying pest who gets caught handing out flyers in the casino, among other irritating behavior. | | Guest Stars: Suzanne Whang as Polly, Ashanti as Herself, Curtis Armstrong as Arnold Peters, Bailey Chase as Jake Porter, Sandrine Holt as Det. Jenny Cho, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Jon Lovitz as Fred Puterbaugh | Director: Robert Duncan McNeill (1)
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Delfonics -- Didn’t I Blow Your Mind This Time, Ashanti -- Don’t Let Them, Londonbeat -- I’ve Been Thinking, Marvin Gaye -- Let’s Get It On, Barry White -- Love’s Theme, Ashanti -- Only U, Marvin Gaye -- Sexual Healing | | | |
| 47 :02x24 - Centennial (May/23/2005) | | In the final episode of the second series it’s the centenary celebration of the city of Las Vegas and the Montecito will be sold by midnight and sealed bids are due before then. The show finishes with the hotel being imploded and the identity of the mystery buyer still unknown. | | Guest Stars: Oscar Goodman as Himself, Sandrine Holt as Det. Jenny Cho, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Jon Bon Jovi as Himself, Maria McCann (1) as Susan Welch, John Elway as Himself, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Gladys Knight as Herself | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: David Bowie -- Changes, Gladys Knight -- Midnight Train to Georgia, Elvis Presley -- Viva Las Vegas, Gladys Knight -- You’re the Best Thing | | | |
Season 3 |
| 48 :03x01 - Viva Las Vegas (Sep/19/2005) | | The new owner of the Montecito is revealed to be Monica Mancuso a young woman who married a billionaire and inherited his fortune. Ed is worried that the Montecito will be the next target for a robbery after several attacks on other casinos. Ed tries to convince Monica to postpone the opening to be better prepared, but she refuses. Ed entices Danny to rejoin the Montecito and he then gets Sam to return for the opening and bring some of biggest whales. | | Guest Stars: Natalina Maggio as Pool Patron, Big & Rich as Themselves, Cowboy Troy as Himself, Laki Manchu as Sarasvati Kumar, Michael Crider as Warren Herman, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Teddy Bears -- Coba Style, Goldfrapp -- Ooh La La, Black Eyed Peas -- Pump It w/Misirlou, Elvis Presley -- Viva Las Vegas | | | |
| 49 :03x02 - Fake the Money and Run (Sep/26/2005) | | The casino has reopened. Ed and Mike work on a case of counterfeit casino chips. Per his accountant’s suggestion, Danny must sell his father’s house. Later, Danny’s accountant is part of a poker game where one of the players is a man who robs one of the casino’s guests. Monica Mancuso, the new owner, wants a dealer to be fired because he keeps dealing winning hands to the players. | | Guest Stars: Christopher Boyer (2) as Howard, John Clark (1) as Luther, Pilar Lastra as Pomona, Kenneth Choi as Duncan Sabusana, Krista Kalmus as Sean, Cooper Thornton as Jerry Smoltz, Laki Manchu as Sarasvati Kumar, Rikki Klieman as Cathy Burson, Dennis Rodman as Himself, Paul Anka as Himself, Henry Barrial as John, Thomas V. Owen as Scott, Will Collyer (1) as Ben Hollis, Christina Cindrich as Pomona, Rachael Leigh Cook as Penny Posin, Nate Torrence as Keith, Mary Castro as Bikini Girl, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Dean Napolitano as Roger, Richard Lewis (1) as Stan, Pam Hayashida as Kim Sabusana | Director: Tim Matheson
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Paul Anka -- Eye Of the Tiger, Paul Anka -- She's A Lady, Patsy Cline -- Your Cheatin' Heart | | | |
| 50 :03x03 - Double Down, Triple Threat (Oct/03/2005) | Danny is with blackjack player Gabe Labrador who's wearing a wig and counting cards. The man doesn't want to stop playing and claims he must win big to pay off the men who kidnapped his daughter. Ed, Mike, Danny and a cop from Metro work on the case even though they aren't sure Gabe is telling the truth. Mary seems to still be helping Danny taking care of his dad's stuff. She is still dating Jake. A player who won a lot of money wants to give it back, but then wants it back, then wants to give it again, etc. Sam and Woody (from "Crossing Jordan") are getting very well acquainted... Jordan from "Crossing Jordan" is also in this episode.
| | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Morann Peri as Marjhan Silani, Tacey Adams as Dealer #1, Jill Hennessy as Dr. Jordan Cavannaugh, Jerry O'Connell as Det. Woody Hoyt, Darrell Hammond as Ben Carlson/Ted Waters/Carlos, Shane Blades as Tall Guy, Lisa Diane Morgan as Millie, Regi Davis (1) as Dealer #2, Iqbal Theba as Parviz Silani, S. A. Griffin (1) as Detective Jernigan, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Rachael Leigh Cook as Penny Posin, Ethan Phillips as Gabe Labrador, Chris Ufland as wedding ring guy | Director: Paul Michael Glaser
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Audioslave -- Be Yourself, Swollen Members -- Too Hot | | | |
| 51 :03x04 - Whatever Happened To Seymour Magoon? (Oct/10/2005) | | Sam's whale is named Trey Cooper, a handsome 30-year-old who brought his Great Dane to the casino. There are a lot of dogs around the casino as the Nevada State Dog Show is taking place. Jillian enters the Deline's dog in the competition. Monica and Danny meet with an 80-year-old woman named Dottie. Monica offers 3 million for Dottie's house in order to complete the golf course. Things become complicated when construction workers find a skeleton when they raze Dottie's house. A CSI believes it could be the body of Seymour "Blue Jaw" Magoon, a member of a 40s gang called Murder Inc. Mike helps a couple who's "stuck" together. Jake seems to still be in Mary's life. Mike is still helping Danny to find information on the woman his father was dating before he died. | | Guest Stars: Anita Marie Curran as Naked Woman, Charles Martiniz as Foreman, Annie Duke as Herself, Pussycat Dolls as Themselves, Crystal Kwon as Greta, Ellen Albertini Dow as Dottie, Colby Donaldson as Trey, Joseph Cortese as Calabrini, Paul Collins (3) as Unknown, Mel Fair as CSI, Rachael Leigh Cook as Penny Posin, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Ned Netterville as Judge, Verda Bridges as Housekeeper | Director: Jefery Levy
Writer: Kim Newton | | Songs: Pussycat Dolls -- Beep, -- Come on closer, Pussycat Dolls -- Don't Cha | | | |
| 52 :03x05 - Big Ed De-cline (Oct/17/2005) | | After Ed's doctor warns him that his blood pressure is dangerously high, Ed becomes the victim of identity theft. Sam's half-brother visits. Mike borrows Ed's Aston Martin with unforeseen consequences. | | Guest Stars: Ute Werner as Masseuse, David Sobel as Tom, Steven Jay (1) as Fat Man, Cristin Michele as Candy, Iva Franks as Big Tina, Dave Baez as Unknown, Michael Merton as Bank Manager, Paul Vinson as Thug, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Sarah Clarke (1) as Olivia, Brad Surosky as Teen, Lenny Citrano as Lou Mosley, Connor Ross as teenager, Rachael Leigh Cook as Penny Posin, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Charlie Adams (1) as Manny, Paul Collins (3) as Dr. Hall, Anndi McAfee as Prostitute, Mayte Garcia as Desiree | Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Matthew Miller (1) | | Songs: Bodyrockers -- I Like The Way, Paul Durham -- On The Road | | | | | | |
| 54 :03x07 - Everything Old Is You Again (Nov/07/2005) | | Danny buys a plate that is depicts the logo of Lester Collette's Jubilee Hotel and Casino from 1962. The Jubilee was situated on land where the Montecito is located. Members of the current Montecito staff take on different roles in this retrospective of the Rat Pack era in Las Vegas. | | Guest Stars: Chubby Checker as Himself, Melissa Charles as Betty, Jessica Sonneborn as Flirting Bikini Girl, Richard Portnow as Colette, Dean Norris as Brennan, Joel McKinnon Miller as Lyle, Robert Curtis Brown (3) as James, Patrick Cavanaugh as James Jr., Rick Sparks as John, Gary Kraus (1) as George, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Frank Sinatra (1) -- Best is yet to come, Eva Cassidy -- Fever, Frank Sinatra (1) -- Out of the Tree of Life I just picked me a plum, Chubby Checker -- The Twist | | | |
| 55 :03x08 - Bold, Beautiful, Blue (Nov/14/2005) | The Montecito has an exhibition of the Star of Kashmir a priceless sapphire on loan from the Indian Government. Monica has the security systems turned off, tries the necklace on and then it goes missing. Will Danny be able to find it before the thief escapes with it?
Meanwhile, Monica tries to woo Ed back to the Montecito. | | Guest Stars: Nadine Velazquez as Myra Gonzalez, Bailey Chase as Jake Porter, Christina Cindrich as Kitty, Doug Spinuzza as Nat Davis, Jeff Marchelletta as Travis Owens, Criss Angel as Himself, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Robert Goulet as Himself, Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Marisa Petroro as Bobbi Hartman, James Huang as Derek Chow, Lance Burton as Himself | Director: Jeff Woolnough
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Robert Goulet -- Hello Dolly, Def Leppard -- Pour Some Sugar on Me, Joel Evans -- The Magic of You, Velvet Crush -- Want You Now | | | |
| 56 :03x09 - Mothwoman (1) (Nov/21/2005) | | The Montecito plays host to a comic book convention and Monica is mistaken for a character called Mothwoman. Danny sees that Monica is losing it and contacts Casey about a possible takeover, Monica finds out and demands that Danny meet her on the roof, only for her to become the victim of a freakish accident. | | Guest Stars: Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Bailey Chase as Jake Porter, Nadine Velazquez as Myra Gonzalez, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Jeff Marchelletta as Travis Owens, Doug Spinuzza as Nat Davis, Christina Cindrich as Hottie / "Kitty", | Co-Guest Stars: James McMann as Pitt Boss (as James R. McMann) | Director: Craig Zisk
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Ted Nugent -- Cat Scratch Fever, Styx -- Come Sail Away, Weezer -- Hashpipe | | | | | | |
| 58 :03x11 - Down And Dirty (Dec/05/2005) | | When a televised national poker tour comes to the Montecito, Danny and Mike have a hunch that someone is cheating so they investigate security footage despite protests from the show's producers. Meanwhile, Ed gets a little hot under the collar when his wife Jillian decides to visit and old flame. Elsewhere, upset with Casey's low divorce settlement offer, Sam insists on half ownership of the casino but due to an out-of-state legal technicality, Casey withdraws his initial settlement offer and threatens to take her to court to keep everything. | | Guest Stars: Alex Miller as College Kid #1, Rikki Klieman as Cathy Burson, Dennis Boutsikaris as Lance Marshall, Howard Lederer as Himself, Jacqueline Piñol as Julie Zelman, Ron Jeremy as Himself, Barry Bostwick as Martin, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Mitch Longley as Mitch, | Co-Guest Stars: James McMann as Pitt Boss (as James R. McMann) | Director: Robert Duncan McNeill (1)
Writer: Matthew Miller (1) | | Songs: Franz Ferdinand -- Do You Want To, Michelle Feather -- Gone For Good, Isley Bros -- It's A New Thing | | | |
| 59 :03x12 - Bait and Switch (Jan/02/2006) | | When diamonds are stolen from the Montecito pool during a taping of a Lil' Flip music video, Danny finds himself relying on amateur sex video footage to track down the thief. Meanwhile, Mike and Ed investigate a suspicious craps player who rolls tens every time. Elsewhere, Sam and Mary set out to reveal Mike's secret life as a male stripper named "Hot Chocolate." | | Guest Stars: Noel Gugliemi (1) as Victor Castillo, William Gregory Lee (6) as Anniversary Boy, Nichole Hiltz as Anniversary Girl, Dominic Keating as Anthony Denby / Harrison Fielder, Willie Garson as Pete Natelson, Lil' Flip as Himself, | Co-Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, | Uncredited: James McMann as Pitt Boss | Director: David Straiton
Writer: Adrienne Carter (2), Tiffany Anderson | | Songs: James Bladon -- Veronique, Lil' Flip -- What It Do, Lil' Flip -- You'z A Trick | | | |
| 60 :03x13 - The Bitch is Back (Jan/09/2006) | | With great fanfare, the Montecito prepares for the grand opening of Wolfgang's seventh Vegas restaurant, Wolfgang Puck at the Montecito. Elsewhere, hotel guests become frightened when they begin having ghostly encounters. Danny and Ed are certain there is an explanation, while Mike is convinced the ghost is Monica. Meanwhile, Sam wagers a bet with her nemesis, Paul Logan, to see who is the best casino host in Vegas...the loser must leave town for good. | | Guest Stars: Wolfgang Puck as Himself, Joey Naber as Mr. Taylor, Larry Poindexter as Bradley Burke / Bruce Hazzard, Mark Aiken as Paul Logan, | Co-Guest Stars: James McMann as Pitt Boss (as James R. McMann) | Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Writer: Vanessa Reisen | | Songs: The Donnas -- Drive my Car, Fong-Sai-U -- High Roller, Alanis Morrissette -- Krazy | | | |
| 61 :03x14 - And Here's Mike With the Weather (Jan/23/2006) | | When an eye-opening $2.9 million irregularity is discovered in the casino's auditing report, the ensuing investigation points to the late Monica Mancuso as the culprit.Meanwhile, Danny's former marine sergeant is signed on as a security guard, but his hard-nosed style rubs people the wrong way. Also, Mike a meteorologist wannabe, gets an opportunity to report the weather. | | Guest Stars: Lara Flynn Boyle as Monica Mancuso, Faune Chambers (1) as TV Producer, Christopher Cousins as Commissioner, Dale Dye as Sergeant Burn, | Co-Guest Stars: James McMann as Pitt Boss (as James R. McMann) | Director: Steven DePaul
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Gretchen Wilson -- All Jacked Up, James Bladon -- Hot Server, James Bladon -- Pretty Nice, James Bladon -- Red Wine | | | |
| 62 :03x15 - Urban Legends (Feb/06/2006) | | The Montecito hosts a car show, and Nascar Nextel Cup Series driver Jimmie Johnson comes to Las Vegas to act as celebrity judge. During his stay, he receives plenty of attention from the ladies, Mary and Delinda, who make it clear how much they would love to go for a ride.Meanwhile, an urban legend comes to life when Danny and Mike enter one of the hotel rooms to discover a man missing a kidney lying in a bathtub full of ice.Sam's newest whale comes with a unique problem, palmar hyperhidrosis (a.k.a. sweaty palms), and to deal with him, she must teach Ed the casino host ropes. | | Guest Stars: Rikki Klieman as Kathy, Joe Manganiello as Carson Stuart, Matthew Del Negro (1) as Garrison, Jimmie Johnson (1) as Himself | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Jet -- Cold Hard Bitch, Ginuwine -- Pony, James Bladon -- Sweaty Palms, Franz Ferdinand -- The Fallen | | | |
| 63 :03x16 - Coyote Ugly (Mar/03/2006) | | When Monica's friend, Norma Pitts, finds a finger in the Montecito's new buffet, she has everyone worried she'll sue. However, Norma tells Ed she doesn't intend to sue; she wants only one thing...Danny. Using surveillance footage, Ed, Danny and Mike discover that the finger belonged to a Montecito employee and are shocked when they find out how he lost it. Meanwhile, Sam finds her self with tough customer, Oliver Grimaldi. The nicer she is the tougher he becomes. Perhaps he likes mean girls? | | Guest Stars: Ed Begley, Jr. (1) as Oliver Grimaldi, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Norm Clarke as Himself, | Co-Guest Stars: Jaime Pressly as Kerri Kowalski, Sarah Ann Morris (1) as Norma Pitts, David Jean Thomas as Peter the Dealer, Heath Gunn as hotel guest, Adam Paul (1) as Howard, Anna Pheil as Erika, Wayne Newton as Himself, Howie Mandel as Himself | Director: Jeff Woolnough
Writer: Kim Newton | | Songs: James Bladon -- Cassanova, Elvis feat. Paul Oakenfold -- Rubberneckin' | | | |
| 64 :03x17 - Lyle & Substance (Mar/10/2006) | | When Danny apprehends a chip thief, the thief complicates matters by claiming he met someone who plans to blow up the Montecito Ed sees this as the thief's ploy to get out of trouble; Danny feels they must investigate Meanwhile, Sam hears rumors about Travis, the new masseur, and decides to conduct her own investigation. Mary arranges a cook-off between Gunter and Wolfgang Puck that results in ruffled feathers. | | Guest Stars: Steve Ryan as Unknown, Branden Williams (1) as Unknown, Chaney Kley as Unknown, Navid Negahban as Terrorist Suspect, Suzanne Whang as Polly, Joel McKinnon Miller as Lyle, Donny Osmond as Himself, Brody Hutzler as Travis, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Harry Groener as Gunther, Wolfgang Puck as Himself, Charo as Herself | Director: Felix Enriquez Alcala
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: The Ordinary Boys -- Boys Will Be Boys, James Bladon -- Love You, James Bladon -- Your Bird | | | |
| 65 :03x18 - Like A Virgin (Mar/17/2006) | | Mary finds herself nervously coordinating an extravagant wedding for one of Sam's biggest whales. Meanwhile, Ed and Danny are up against card counters of very unusual sorts. Elsewhere, Mike chases a woman who, unbeknownst to him, is attending a Born Again Virgins conference. | | Guest Stars: Leila Arcieri as Ava, Kathleen Gati as Galina, Brian Jones (3) as Bolo Tie, Ewan Chung as Ruben Kim, Adam Lieberman as Vic, Seth Menachem as Nick Sperreos, Robert Mailhouse as Jared Lipworth, Tamyra Gray as Patty, Sabine Singh as Lissy, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: Mel Damski
Writer: Vanessa Reisen | | Songs: James Bladon -- Born Again, Kamilah Barrett -- Cherry Pop | | | |
| 66 :03x19 - Cash Springs Eternal (Mar/31/2006) | | Danny and Mike find themselves investigating a string of robberies in the residential suites and, in their spare time, posing for a charity beefcake calendar. Meanwhile, Jillian panics when a pop psychologist whose seminar she's attending says her marriage to Ed sets a bad example and may be the reason Delinda remains single. Jillian browbeats Ed into a counselling session with her new mentor. | | Guest Stars: David Shatraw as Mr Peters, Jack Plotnick as , Brooke Burke as , Hal Sparks as Dr. Paul, Peter Onorati as , Robert Wagner as Alex Avery, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline | Director: Jeff Woolnough
Writer: Adrienne Carter (2) | | Songs: James Bladon -- Calendar, The Troggs -- Wild Thing | | | |
| 67 :03x20 - All Quiet On The Montecito Front (Apr/07/2006) | | Even Danny and Delinda are surprised when sparks fly between them. They decide to keep their romance a secret, but can they? Complicating things further, matchmaker Jillian decides to fly Delinda's college beau Dr. Derek in as a surprise. Meanwhile, Montecito owner Casey declares that all department heads must go on a team building paintball retreat and while there, Casey tries his luck with Mary. | | Guest Stars: Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Shawn Christian as Dr. Derek, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Joel McKinnon Miller as Lyle Nubbin, Big Leroy Mobley as Marvin | Director: Milan Cheylov
Writer: Matthew Miller (1) | | Songs: James Bladon -- My Tab, The Bellrays -- Revolution Get Down | | | |
| 68 :03x21 - Chaos Theory (Apr/28/2006) | | Ed and Jillian set off on a retreat that proves to be anything but peaceful. Meanwhile, Danny and Mike contend with a suspicious heavy hitter who wants to bet a million dollars a hand. Elsewhere, love is in the air and things are turning very serious for Delinda and Dr. Derek. | | Guest Stars: Matt Riedy as Agent Singleton, Timothy E. Goodwin (1) as Cutino, Camille Anderson as Jennifer, Michael Merton as Mobley, John Hemphill as Det. Jim Sarnat, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Christina Hendricks as Connie, Saverio Guerra as Dwight Stiles, Shawn Christian as Dr. Derek | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: Supercreep -- The Haze, Eurythmics -- Would I Lie to You? | | | |
| 69 :03x22 - Fidelity, Security, Delivery (May/05/2006) | | Delinda answers Dr. Derek's marriage proposal. Meanwhile, a couple of high rollers suspect their spouses are cheating, so Danny and Mike investigate; and Sam and Woody depart for a romantic getaway. | | Guest Stars: Jerry O'Connell as Det. Woody Hoyt, Sasha Cohen (1) as Herself, Shawn Christian as Derek, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, | Co-Guest Stars: James McMann as Boxman (as James R. McMann) | Director: David Straiton
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Gnarls Barkley -- Crazy, The Cars -- Good Time Roll, Prince -- Lolita, The Rolling Stones -- Streets of Love, David Gray (1) -- The One I Love | | | |
| 70 :03x23 - Father Of The Bride (May/12/2006) | | Old romances - and simmering conflicts - resurface as one of the ladies prepares for her nuptials. Meanwhile, Ed's CIA past comes back to haunt him, threatening his life. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Shawn Christian as Derek, Will Schaub as CIA agent, Dorian Harewood as CIA agent, Sugarland as Themselves, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Dean Cain as Casey Manning, Jerry O'Connell as Det. Woody Hoyt, Wolfgang Puck as Himself | Director: Gary Scott Thompson (1)
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Bad Moon Rising, James Blunt -- Goodbye My Lover, James Blunt -- High, Sugarland -- Just Might (Make Me Believe), Sugarland -- Something More | | | |
Season 4 |
| 71 :04x01 - Father Of The Bride Redux (Oct/27/2006) | | Everyone is shocked when Ed is attacked by an armed gunman. In the ensuing chaos, Casey disappears, upsetting Mary. Meanwhile, an emotional Delinda admits her feelings for Danny, to her fiance Derek's dismay. Elsewhere, Sam travels to Hawaii to contend with a whale who won't vacate the Montecito's Hawaiian Villas and is discovered with a dead stripper in his villa. Sam encounters a conniving realtor who has her own agenda with Sam's whale. Sam also has to deal with Vic Manning, Casey's litlle brother, whom she once had a fling with, but he's still carrying the torch for her. | | Guest Stars: Scott Michael Morgan (1) as Detective Lare, Anna Pheil as Erika, Peter Giles as Benny Youngs, Malaya Riviera Drew as Shannon, Charlie Koznick as Vic Manning, Dorian Harewood as CIA Agent, David Pease as Detective Jenks, Jewel as Herself, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Shawn Christian as Derek, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline | Director: Gary Scott Thompson (1)
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Jewel -- Drive To You, Jewel -- Good Day, Jewel -- Only One Too | | | |
| 72 :04x02 - Died In Plain Sight (Nov/03/2006) | | Ed returns from a secret trip to Morocco with shocking news about his past. Meanwhile, Danny and Delinda's romance continues to heat up. Elsewhere, Mike travels to Hawaii to help Sam with her "whale" problem. Mary is upset with everyone when she discovers she is the last to know about Danny and Delinda. Ed, Mike, and Danny take care of Ed's problem once and for all to get the CIA to leave Ed alone. | | Guest Stars: Malaya Riviera Drew as Shannon, Dorian Harewood as CIA Agent, Kelly Hu as Natalie Ko, Rikki Klieman as Cathy Burson, Charlie Koznick as Vic Manning, Jamie Sorrentini as Krystal, Mark Adair-Rios as Myles Sueno, Peter Giles as Benny Youngs, Brian Gross as Erik Jinks, Russell Edge as CIA Agent, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Matt Pyken | | Songs: Better Than Ezra -- Juicy | | | |
| 73 :04x03 - The Story of Owe (Nov/10/2006) | | Sam returns to Vegas and finds herself in money trouble after three of her clients stiffed the Montecito. Ed connects her with Warren Pemberton, who has unorthodox, but effective means of collections debts from dead beat gamblers. Meanwhile, Ed helps a man prove to his wife that he's a tough guy. | | Guest Stars: Edward Carnevale as Al Lopez, Stephanie Brown as Becky Ray, Jonathan Strait as Nelson Fox, Wayne Mitchell as Ben, Cutter Mitchell as Lenny, Suzanne Whang as Polly, James Russo as Warren Pemberton, Rikki Klieman as Kathy Burson, Adam Carolla as Himself | Director: Milan Cheylov
Writer: Gardner Stern | | Songs: -- Come On Closer | | | |
| 74 :04x04 - History of Violins (Nov/17/2006) | | Vegas heats up as Boston Medical Examiner Jordan Cavanaugh and police officer Woody Holt come to the Montecito hot on the trail of a murder and a missing rare violin. Meanwhile, the Montecito is dealing with its own missing items. Someone has robbed the casino's safe deposit vault containing potentially priceless items. Among the items, the rare violin and Lawrence Taylor's favorite superbowl ring. Amidst the chaos Danny and Delinda try to figure out the best way to tell Ed that they are moving in together. | | Guest Stars: Jill Hennessy as Dr. Jordan Cavannaugh, Jerry O'Connell as Det. Woody Hoyt, Lawrence Taylor as Himself, | Co-Guest Stars: James Bladon as Limo Driver, Bruno Amato as Garbageman #1, Ashley Cusato as Charlie Cagerman, Deborah Carson as Auctioneer, Jamal Hamilton as Garbageman #2 | Director: Jefery Levy
Writer: Kim Newton | | | |
| 75 :04x05 - Delinda's Box, Part 1 (Dec/01/2006) | | Ed and Danny only have twelve hours to save Delinda from her kidnappers, so they must steal 50 million dollars from the Montecito or she will suffocate after being buried alive. Meanwhile, at the Montecito, Mary deals with a new casino mascot's most inappropriate behavior. Sam cope with two moronic lottery winning whales who are running amok in the casino, more interested in playing tag than gambling. | | Guest Stars: Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen | | | |
| 76 :04x06 - Delinda's Box, Part 2 (Dec/01/2006) | | Ed and Danny attempt to rescue Delinda from the kidnappers. Meanwhile, at the Montecito, Mike and Sam try to figure out if a Buddhist Monk's major winning streak is just a scam. Elsewhere, a flu epidemic hits the Montecito and Mary tries to cover for the many employees who call in sick. The flu couldn't hit at a worse time given that a critic from a high-end travel magazine is staying at the Montecito. | | Guest Stars: James Hong as Monk, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: David Straiton
Writer: Mark Cullen, Robb Cullen | | Songs: James Blunt -- Cry | | | |
| 77 :04x07 - Meatball Montecito (Dec/08/2006) | | A black-booked mobster purchases the Montecito's million dollar wedding package for his daughter, which includes a fully catered wedding, luxury treatment, a Harry Winston engagement ring and Wayne Newton. However, problems arise because Ed and Wayne Newton are on bad terms, someone stole the diamonds, and with many of the wedding guests allegedly members of the mafia, the suspect list is a mile long. Meanwhile, Sam hosts Sharkey Rosenthal, a whale who ran with the Rat Pack, nearing the end of his life. Elsewhere, Danny and Delinda are finding out that living together is not as easy as it seems. | | Guest Stars: Aaron Himelstein as Leo Pedowitz, Wolfgang Puck as Himself, David Pearl (2) as Homeless Man, Bill Macy (1) as Sharkey Rosenthal, Wayne Newton as Himself, Vincent Pastore as Jimmy "The Chin" Aversano | Director: LeVar Burton
Writer: Matthew Miller (1) | | Songs: Wayne Newton -- Danke Schoen, Wayne Newton -- Suspicious Minds | | | |
| 78 :04x08 - White Christmas (Dec/15/2006) | | It's Christmas at the Montecito and everyone reluctantly takes part in Ed's Secret Santa gift exchange. Meanwhile, Danny's car, his most prized possession, is stolen on Christmas Eve. Elsewhere, Delinda is eagerly planning her first Christmas with Danny. Meanwhile, Sam helps one of her favourite "Whales" get through the holidays by surprising him with an autographed photo of Elvis from his first Vegas concert and a private viewing of the travelling Elvis collection. | | Guest Stars: Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Suzanne Whang as Polly | Director: Gary Scott Thompson (1)
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | | |
| 79 :04x09 - Wines And Misdemeanors (Jan/05/2007) | | A very rare wine has been discovered in the wine cellar of the Montecito, which Ed sees a perfect opportunity to boost the casion's profile. Unfortunately, Mike realizes the wine isn't genuine just minutes after it is auctioned off for one million dollars. Meanwhile, a group of retirees checks into the Montecito for a soduku tournament but some of the women give Sam a hard time when they have a different idea of fun. Danny gets insecure when Delinda starts spending a lot of time with a new toy. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: Paul Michael Glaser
Writer: Jill Cargerman | | | | | | |
| 81 :04x11 - Wagers Of Sin (Jan/19/2007) | | Ed, Danny and Mike make a bet to see who's the best security operator and who can find the most waste at The Montecito. Sam is on a mission with Polly, the "Manicurist of the Year," to get Polly's ex-boyfriend back. Meanwhile, Mary is responsible for selling the last residential suite and she hopes to entice big money with a special performance by John Legend. | | Guest Stars: John Legend as Himself, Suzanne Whang as Polly | Director: Milan Cheylov
Writer: Matt Pyken | | | |
| 82 :04x12 - The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt (Feb/02/2007) | | Ed must enroll in anger management classes, which leads him to find his inner peace. Mike tries to buy a condo, but has issues doing so. Meanwhile, Sam is annoyed when a basketball player she's hosting takes an interest in Mary. Elsewhere, Delinda tries to prove she's a good person by cooking food for the homeless, but ends up doing more harm than good in the process. | | Guest Stars: Richard T. Jones (3) as Keith Mannix | Director: Steven DePaul
Writer: Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen | | Songs: Neverending White Lights -- I Hope Your Heart Runs Empty, Willie Nelson -- Rainbow Connection, Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Dancing | | | |
| 83 :04x13 - Pharaoh 'Nuff (Feb/09/2007) | | The Montecito prepares for a world-famous mummy exhibit, only to have it stolen before it even arrives at the hotel. Because of special circumstances, the authorities cannot investigate the theft, so Ed, Danny, Mike, and Delinda try to handle the crisis on their own, Mission Impossible style. Meanwhile, Sam is hosting Harris Lipsky, a boorish man with atrocious table manners. Harris seems to only get pleasure from paying people to do things they normally wouldn't do. | | Guest Stars: Louis Lombardi as Harris Lipsky | Director: David Straiton
Writer: Matthew Miller (1) | | Songs: Buckcherry -- Crazy Bitch | | | |
| 84 :04x14 - The Burning Bedouin (Feb/16/2007) | | Things heat up when Sam's whale and his three wives arrive in Las Vegas, and Sam has to leave the foursome with Delinda for the day after her long-lost love wakes up from a 20-year coma. Meanwhile, Mike falls for one of the wives; Danny becomes jealous when he learns the whale's plans; and Ed tries to replace his housekeeper while Jillian is away. | | Guest Stars: Zoë Hall (1) as Young Samantha, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Jon Prescott as Young Jeremy, Shiva Rose as Azin Samari, Ken Rudulph as Field Reporter, Jennifer Lynne Wetzel as Grace, Nicholas Guilak as Asad Samari, Frank Grillo as Jeremy Shapiro, Morena Baccarin as Sara Samari, Sandra Bernhard as Margo Poon, James C. Burns (1) as Physical Therapist, Tammy Dahlstrom as Rachel, Justine Eyre as Chantal Samari, Tom Sean Foley (1) as Firefighter #1 | Director: Jefery Levy
Writer: Kim Newton | | Songs: Crowded House -- Don't Dream It's Over, Corinne Bailey Rae -- Enchantment, R.E.M. -- The One I Love | | | | | | |
| 86 :04x16 - Junk in the Trunk (Mar/02/2007) | | Ed considers retiring and later thinks about buying the Montecito, much to the annoyance of Jillian. Meanwhile, Danny and Delinda's condo is broken into when Danny refuses to help out a gang lord. Meanwhile, Sam learns she owes millions of dollars in back taxes on her inheritance. | Director: Bethany Rooney
Writer: Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen | | | |
| 87 :04x17 - Heroes (Mar/09/2007) | | In the season finale, all hell breaks loose. The Montecito is in danger of being siezed by the IRS. Sam is kidnapped by a whale she poached. Mary plans to confront her father. Danny helps out a friend who is trying to avoid being deployed to Iraq. Delinda's life is endangered. The casino is robbed. Ed makes a choice that will affect everyone at the Montecito. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Casey Sander as Frank Connell, Theo Rossi as Jason Scott, Richard Burgi as Vince Peterson, | Uncredited: Elina Madison as Hottie | Director: David Solomon
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | | |
Season 5 |
| 88 :05x01 - A Hero Ain't Nothing But a Sandwich (Sep/28/2007) | The Montecito is in complete chaos in the wake of the murder of Mary's father, an armed robbery, Sam's kidnapping, and an explosion. A list of suspects in the murder soon emerges, and the investigation begins to narrow in on certain suspects when a cell phone video surfaces.
At the casino, Ed must find out if the robbery was an inside job. Meanwhile, Mike and his team work endlessly on solving the murder. Delinda, who barely escaped the explosion, finally tells Danny her secret. Sam tries to escape from her kidnapper. The new owner, AJ Cooper, arrives. | | Special Guest Stars: James Caan (1) as Ed Deline, | Guest Stars: Anna Pheil as Erika, Michael McGrady as Det. Max Dillon, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Rikki Klieman as Kathy Berson, Ben Hermes as Detective, Ted Garcia as Reporter #2, Brennan Feonix as Fireman #1, Malaya Riviera Drew as Shannon, Richard Burgi as Vince Peterson, Jelynn Rodriguez as Hooker, | Uncredited: Nikki Cox (1) as Mary Connell | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Gary Scott Thompson (1) | | Songs: Buckcherry -- Sorry | | | | | | | | | |
| 91 :05x04 - Head Games (Oct/12/2007) | | Cooper is able to get the Pacific Tropic Spokesmodel Search Contest to be held at the Montecito, but things don't go as planned when some of the contestants are sabotaged. Mike attempts to look for the person behind the sabotage, but he is distracted by the beautiful woman he's assigned to protect. Meanwhile, Sam swears she saw a guest murder a woman, but has trouble convincing Danny that it really happened. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Rebecca Staab as , John Kapelos as , Erich Anderson (1) as , Bart Johnson as Barry Bertowski, Michael B. Silver as Steve Levin, Erin Cardillo as , Michael McGrady as Detective Max Dillon | Director: Timothy Busfield
Writer: Jill Cargerman | | Songs: Lanz -- Bad Girl, Urge Overkill -- Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon, Macy Gray -- Glad You're Here | | | |
| 92 :05x05 - Run, Cooper, Run (Oct/19/2007) | | Danny and Mike must solve a murder that was committed in Cooper's suite. However, Cooper has no recollection of what occurred. Cooper doesn't help matters by disappearing. Danny and Mike must find him before the police do. Meanwhile, Piper helps a geeky boy become more mainstream for his bar mitzvah. | | Guest Stars: Sam Lerner as Herschel Lipshitz, Michael McGrady as Det. Max Dillon, Jillian Armenante as Beth Lipshitz, James Eckhouse as Si Lipschitz, Amanda Gallo as Adina Winkelstein, Mitch Longley as Mitch | Director: David Straiton
Writer: Rob Wright (1) | | Songs: Teddybears -- Cobrastyle, The Bravery -- Time Won't Let Me Go | | | | | | | | | |
| 95 :05x08 - It's Not Easy Being Green (Nov/09/2007) | The Montecito hosts an environmentally friendly conference, which makes Delinda realize that the casino staff should be working harder to save the Earth. She tries to convince Danny that "green" is the way to go, but when he questions her, things get heated at home.
Meanwhile, Cooper competes with a business rival to acquire a key parcel of land in Canada. When some of her whales cancel, Sam resorts to duping a high-end matchmaker into fixing her up with wealthy gentlemen. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Charles Mesure as Paul Grant, Gail O'Grady as Erin Hudson | Director: Felix Enriquez Alcala
Writer: Jill Cargerman | | Songs: Eric Clapton -- Change The World, John Mayer (1) -- Waiting on the World to Change | | | |
| 98 :05x09 - My Uncle's a Gas (Nov/16/2007) | | The arrival of a fire marshal and Danny's alcoholic uncle creates a hectic time for the new president of operations. Meanwhile, a group of robbers have their eye on the Montecito, and Mike is in charge of an off kilter competition. | | Guest Stars: Ernie Hudson as Bob Casey, William Forsythe (2) as Uncle Luke, Mitch Longley as Mitch | | Songs: Michael Andrews & Gary Jules -- Mad World | | | | | | |
| 100 :05x11 - A Cannon Carol (Dec/07/2007) | | All of the Monticello staff are making their holiday plans except for Mike, who is battling self doubt. Meanwhile, A Scrooge-like Sam deals with a charitable client; Delinda and Piper attend a hot Santa competition; and Danny is pushed by Cooper to fill an empty retail-space. | | Guest Stars: Graham Beckel as Linus Phelps, Erica Gluck as Michelle, Mitch Longley as Mitch | | | | | | |
| 102 :05x13 - 3 Babes, 100 Guns, and a Fat Chick (Jan/11/2008) | | A long-wanted fugitive has been tracked to the Montecito, attracting an unsavory collection of assasins and bounty hunters, along with federal agents. Cooper, Mike, and Danny have their hands full attempting to keep the casino from becoming a battlefield. Out at the pool, three very attractive women are causing a stir and may also be cheating at the in-pool blackjack table. Sam tries to comfort one of her favorite whales who recently lost his wife and children. Delinda deals with her increasing girth from being pregnant. Piper doesn't help by banishing her from the pool area. | | Guest Stars: Dorian Gregory as N/A, Christopher Wiehl as Kyle Aldridge, Marika Dominczyk as Marisa Rodriguez, Michael B. Silver as Steve Levin, Mitch Longley as Mitch, | Co-Guest Stars: Gary Scott Thompson (1) as Dr. Levin's Patient | | Songs: William Tell -- Maybe Tonight, William Tell -- Trouble | | | |
| 103 :05x14 - Secrets, Lies and Lamaze (Jan/18/2008) | | In an effort to get rid of a pesty teenager belonging to a whale, Piper makes the mistake of allowing her one spin on a slot machine. When the gaming commission comes after Piper, Cooper bails her out with $1 million, surprising his staff. Meanwhile, Sam and Polly are ordered to attend driver's school after Sam is cited for speeding and Polly is caught lying for her in court. Danny and Delinda take parenting classes and encounter a neurotically over-organized couple who are treating the pregnancy more like management consultants than expectant parents. | | Guest Stars: Regan Burns as N/A, Sunny Doench as N/A, Brady Smith as N/A, Mitch Longley as Mitch, Suzanne Whang as Polly | | | |
| 104 :05x15 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast (Jan/25/2008) | | Sam engages the services of the legendary 'Cleaner' to rid her whales of traces of their trangressions in a local strip club so their wives won't know what they've done. Cooper challenges Danny to a devise an attraction that will generate additional non-gaming revenue. Mike and Piper attempt to poach a bartender and end up getting drunk, which results in the most unintended of consequences. Delinda organizes a party in an effort to provide closure to Mike and Piper's dilemma. | | Guest Stars: Lyle Kanouse as Judge Ferguson, Benjamin King as N/A, Ben Feldman as Herbert, Jon Polito as N/A, Ne-Yo as Himself | | Songs: Ne-Yo -- Because Of You, The Fratellis -- Flathead, Kelis -- Milkshake | | | |
| 105 :05x16 - 2 on 2 (Feb/01/2008) | | Danny and Mike participate in a 2-on-2 basketball tournament that is being manipulated by a local bookie and some shady eastern Europeans. Polly helps Danny recover from a minor ankle injury with a Korean folk remedy. Meanwhile, Piper deals with a demanding judge for the title of Conceirge of the Year. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch, Lyle Kanouse as Judge Ferguson, Ilia Volokh as Rudy, James Madio (1) as Ronnie Torres, Rick Hoffman as Scott Noel, Suzanne Whang as Polly | | | |
| 106 :05x17 - Win, Place, Bingo (Feb/08/2008) | | Cooper is suspicious of Pete Skinner, who has an uncanny knack of picking winners at the track. A whale hands off his grandmother to Sam to be entertained and she insists on playing Bingo. Delinda is called upon to referee the pair. Danny, Mike and Polly do a practice run to the maternity ward. Polly takes her role as Delinda's surrogate a bit too seriously, resulting in unintended consequences. | | Special Guest Stars: Terry Bradshaw as Pete Skinner, | Guest Stars: Teddy Sears as Brian O'Toole, Kathryn Joosten as Robby, Suzanne Whang as Polly, Mitch Longley as Mitch | | | |
| 107 :05x18 - Three Weddings and a Funeral (Part 1) (Feb/15/2008) | | The surveillance room is taken hostage in order to facilitate a theft from an auction of rare stamps hosted by the Montecito. However, the theft may be a diversion for a larger plot. Danny coerces Sam into hosting a germophobic, reclusive billionaire who is only visiting the Montecito for one hour to view a particularly rare stamp. Delinda and Cooper have an unexpected dinner and get to know one another better. | | Guest Stars: Mitch Longley as Mitch | | Songs: James Blunt -- Same Mistake | | | |
| 108 :05x19 - Three Weddings and a Funeral (Part 2) (Feb/15/2008) | | Casey Manning's brother, Vic, is back in town and has his eye on Sam and the Montecito. Cooper has big plans for a major expansion. Mike and Piper plan a more formal wedding ceremony and others pile on making for multiple nuptuals. Mike's uncle, a church deacon, behaves badly at his stag party, causing family friction. Jillian Deline returns to the Montecito to visit Delinda and reveals some startling news regarding Ed. Everyone is shocked at potential tragedies that unfold just prior to the ceremonies. | | Guest Stars: James Blunt as Himself, Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline, Suzanne Whang as Polly, Rikki Klieman as Kathy Berson, Charlie Koznick as Vic Manning, Mitch Longley as Mitch | | Songs: James Blunt -- Carry You Home, James Blunt -- Same Mistake | | | |
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