Mary: Danny. You know, there's a lot of places you could hide loose diamonds... especially women.
Danny: That's why we have female security guards to frisk them.
Mary: I'm talking about places frisking won't reach.
Danny: Right... Alright, I'll bring in the X-ray machine.
Danny: So, uhh, did you notice anything unusual at the video shoot?
Delinda: I'm not wearing any panties.
Mike: For me to get close to a woman, there has to be an emotional connection.
Danny: Oh, that's the gayest thing I ever heard.
Mary: There's a... bulge in his pants.
Danny: We're looking for diamonds, we're not looking at frickin'...
Mary: Well, how could I not look?! It's not right at all! Look at it!