Top Ten signs That Sonia Sotomayor Is Getting Cocky
1. Took the day off to go salmon fishing with Sarah Palin
2. Only answers she gave were "Maybe" and "How the hell should I know?"
3. Phoned in from the all-star game in Saint Louis to see how the confirmation hearings were going
4. Kept referring to Al Franken as "Church Lady"
5. Started hitting on Clarence Thomas
6. Left early to tackle the case of Sotomayor vs. Applebee's Riblets
7. Turned surprisingly hostile when told "No open containers"
8. Interrupted questioning to get fitted for her robe.
9. Spent the entire hearing updating her Twitter page.
10. Addressed Senators with, "Whaddaya say, meat?"