Top Ten Ways Bruce Willis Will Be Spending His Summer
Presented by Bruce Willis
1. Agreeing to do a lame top ten list just so I could meet Paul McCartney
2. I'll be beginning work on my last action movie, Die Hard 5: Die Harderest
3. I will be in the front row for EVERY Jonas brothers concert, baby!
4. I'll be losing those last five pounds for bikini season
5. I dropped my resume off at the Dairy Queen out in Secaucus, we'll see what happens
6. I'll be traveling to Argentina with Governor Mark Sanford
7. I'll be kicking ass out at the county fair with my 250 pound tomato
8. I believe the technical term is "chillaxing"
9. I'm hosting several "FIRE DAVID LETTERMAN" Rallies
10. If I were doing anything why would I be wasting my time here?