Episode Quotes
Parker: Is that C-4?
Sophie: Oh! Parker... please don't poke at the motion-sensitive bomb.
Nate: So, uh... secret admirer?
Sophie: Well, it's no secret they want me dead.
Sophie: All right, everybody get out of here right now.
Nate: I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna stay with Sophie, all right?
Alec: We're not leaving you, Sophie.
Sophie: Look, I appreciate what you guys are trying to do, but just.. if you don't get out of here now, then... then I'm going to kill you myself when this over.
Nate: Friend of yours?
Sophie: Well, If by that you mean murderous, treacherous backstabber, than yes.
Nate: Yeah, I thought so. Seemed like your type.
Alec: (to Sophie) Are you saying that you saw other teams before us?
Parker: Really just another Nate before Nate.
Eliot: (to Nate) Let me ask you a question. What bugs you more, is it the fact that he was with Sophie first, or that he outsmarted you?
Sophie: So this is what you do, right? You take... you take footage of us on cons and you... you... you download it into that?
Alec: Yeah, I analyze it, I monitor comms, I scan for all police frequencies, I... you had no idea I do all this, did you? Does nobody respect the van? The van is important! What... what is that?
Sophie: It's lemon-zest tea. I gotta tell you, it's... it's a little bit... it's a little bit wiffy in here.
Alec: It smells like hard work, that's what it smells like!
Sophie: That was some nice things you said at my funeral.
Alec: Wait. Well, we trust Nate to make sure the plan works. We trust you to make sure we're all okay.
Nate: If you know about us, then you would know to get out of my city.
Marcus Starke: It's still your city, Nate. I'm.. I'm just gonna take her out for one night of cheap fun. I'll get her back to you in the morning.
Alec: Chaos, I heard you were in jail. Guess I was wrong.
Colin "Chaos" Mason: Hardison. I heard you sucked. Guess I was right.
Alec: You were scared to fight a girl.
Eliot: She'd mop the floor with you, Hardison
Alec: I don't care.
Eliot: Seriously, she actually killed a guy once with a mop. It's a funny story, actually. She broke the mop and took...
Alec: Eliot, Eliot.
Nate: Okay, now, we know Starke. This guy goes by the name Apollo. I've chased him a couple of times--infiltration, physical security.
Parker: People in that line of high-risk work tend to be very unstable. We can use that. Write that down.
Alec: Now this here's Colin Mason. Otherwise known by his hacker name as "Chaos." As... whatever. Hacked the Pentagon, the NSA. The CIA computer guys call him the Kobayashi Maru.
Eliot: What the hell is that?
Alec: None of y'all got that? Seriously?
Parker: Star Trek.
Alec: Thank you.