Nate: What, are you lurking?
Eliot: Yeah. I'm a lurker. It's my thing.
Parker: For a den of evil spies, this place smells delicious. Hardison, confiscate some pastries.
Eliot: Nobody else thinks it's weird that you can just buy anybody's yearbook online?
Alec: You know, it's cute, man, how you still believe in privacy.
Eliot: Getting bullied in high school is no excuse for propping up dictators. Take Hardison. He got bullied his whole high-school career. He's not criminal
Parker: Yeah, he is.
Sophie: Don't think about that.
Eliot: Not a bad criminal.
Alec: Hey, what makes you think I got bullied in high school?
Eliot: Well, "A," you got a Green Hornet doll.
Alec: First, it's a limited edition action figure. Second it is Green Lantern.
Alec: Educate yourself. Now pay attention.
Parker: Hey. Nate just gave his passwords.
Alec: No, but I got all his passwords. You want to see his Netflix queue? He's got like every season of Rockford Files... every season of Sex and the City, that show, Psych.