Hal, a writer at the Good Cheer Greeting Card Company in Montvalle, MA, is called into HR. The HR representative, Felicia, tells him that he’s being fired, and admits that the company CEO Fred Bartley is responsible. Hal goes on a rampage and tries to get to Bartley, but the security guards haul the writer away while Bartley plays fantasy football on his computer...Read the full recap
Eliot: So my sandwich is forgettable? Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion cream-cheese spread. That's forgettable? I don't think so.
Stocky Doug: Don't tell anyone I got beat up by an efficiency expert.
Eliot: Nobody throws Hardison off a roof. Except maybe me. (chuckles) No.