Eliot: Terrorism and peanut allergies do not mix.
Nate: "Sister Lupe"? When did you meet this "Sister Lupe"?
Jack Hurley: What's that? What's with the quotes.
Nate: She's not a nun!
Jack Hurley: Not a nun. Yeah, I met her doing charity work. Look, here's a picture of us. ("Sister Lupe" is in a bikini) What? Nuns swim.
Connor: I'm not just busting into a church to kill two men.
Liam: What if they're in the church basement? If they're in the church basement, then we can kill 'em.
Connor: You're implying that the church is holy, but the church basement isn't?
Liam: They don't say mass in the basement. The church basement is not holy ground.
Connor: So, what, it goes holy ground, mm, the basement, holy ground?
Liam: The Boy Scouts meet in the basement and they're not a church group.
Connor: A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. "Reverent" is right there at the end, because it is, if not a faith-based organization, not entirely secular.
Liam: So you're not coming in with me?
Jack Hurley: And you know what I'm doing now? I'm helping other people to become better people,. So that we can all be better people together as a people.
Jack Hurley: You just coldcocked a nun! In church!
Nate: So the local branch of the cartel is going to take delivery of the drugs and kill Hurley to cover their tracks.
Jack Hurley: What do the Irish want?
Nate: They want to steal the delivery and kill you to send a message.
Jack Hurley: That's a lot of of killing of me in there.
Alec: (posing as a cop) Aaron Cortez. Aaron? Really?
Aaron Cortez: Yeah, what? You think all Mexicans are named Juan and Roberto? Come on, homey. That's racist.
Alec: I'm a dirty cop! Of course I'm a damn racist!
Nate: (posing as a priest) Yes?
Connor: Why is there a nun's habit here with no nun inside?
In the previous episode, after Nate tells Sophie he doesn't want to play poker like his father, Eliot says, "Nice." In this episode, his line in the scene is omitted.