A girl, Jenny Sanders, makes a recording of herself and CEO Scott Roemer giving a press statement on behalf of his company, Global Transit, after the court clears him of charges. Jenny’s mother accuses him of murder but he dismisses her and Jenny runs after her mother... as Alec and Parker ask if they need help...Read the full recap
Parker: I wish we had lasers.
Alec: Put it in the suggestion box.
Alec: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we’re calling “Thief Juice. “Tastes like bad guys.”
Alec: Hey, no, we’re not. I told you... the suggestion...
Parker: “Thief Juice.” “It’s a Mouth Crime.”
Alec: Suggestion box.
Nate: Portland is, uh, odd.
Sophie: Very, very wet. We’re gonna have to have a serious talk about moving to somewhere with less rain.
Hardison: London has rain.
Sophie: No, London has fog. Fog is mysterious. Rain just ruins my hair.
Eliot: Nine out of ten restaurants fail. Especially when you’re... you can’t put anchovies and pineapple on the same pizza.
Alec: Obviously, you do not have a refined taste palette.
Eliot: Don’t come crying to me when this thing goes bankrupt.
Sophie: You seem perfectly happy in this... town.
Parker: We’re here.
Sophie: Yeah, I know, we’re here, get used to it...
Parker: No. We’re here. Us.
Sophie: Oh. That’s sweet.
Parker: Yeah, me and my money. Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you.
Sophie: Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people?
Eliot: To be honest, when you’re not on the receiving end of it, watching him mess with somebody’s head is pretty impressive.
Alec: Yeah. It’s like one of those aliens that feeds off of people’s fear.
Eliot: I’m only going to say this once, boys. Give me the... teddy bear.