Gabe Erickson is on the golf course when a landscaper, Kyle Davis, finds him and demands his money. As he advances on Erickson, two government agents tell Kyle to stay back. The agent in charge, Marshal Ellie Rose, tells Kyle that he's mistaken and the man he's attacking is Jim Cole. Kyle has no choice but to walk away...Read the full recap
Kyle Davis: I just figured a guy like you would have... I don't know, an office or something.
Nate: Oh, yeah, I tried it once. Had trouble keeping it in one piece.
Parker: He'll trade his mob records for immunity and a new identity. Sweet! (everyone stares) I mean, evil, and clever, but bad.
Alec: No way am I giving up this life to be an ordinary person.
Eliot: Did you talk to Parker about that?
Alec: What you--why would I--No. She's the least ordinary person I know. You know. Shoot. Wait. Do I have to talk to her about stuff like that?
Marshal Ellie Rose: They said that they moved in a few doors down. I didn't actually see anyone moving in. the house is empty and they were acting really strange.
Gabe Erickson: Acting strange? In Portland?
Eliot: After sunset, this field is going to be completely dark. No clear sight lines from the road. First thing to find a body out here would be a coyote...
Sophie: Okay. Now I'm scared.
Eliot: I'm here.
Sophie: Eliot. You're what's scaring me.
Marshal Ellie Rose: You can't go ten months without doing something stupid.
Nate: Actually, I thought he got terrific valuation on the car.
Marshal Ellie Rose: Shut up.
Gabe Erickson: Thank you.
Alec: The car?!? The car that's all the way over there?
Alec: You mean we got to run over there and get in the car, drive through a gunfight, and and pray that it's bulletproof like the Batmobile?!? (gunshots) Okay, I'm in, let's go. Go, go.
Marshal Ellie Rose: You get recognized on the golf course and two days later, Mr. and Mrs. Smith show up?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a 2005 action-comedy movie about two assassins who inadvertently marry each other in their civilian lives without knowing who the other really is.