Episode Quotes
Victor Dubenich: What happened to your family was the kind of thing...
Nate: You know this part of the conversation where I punch you in the neck nine or ten times? We're coming up on that pretty quick.
Victor Dubenich: Do you know anything about airplane design?.
Nate: Yeah, I could give it a shot. You know, you give me a pencil and one of those little rulers.
Parker: Parker. You have Parker?
Victor Dubenich: Is there somebody better?
Nate: No. But Parker is insane.
Eliot: (about Parker) What are you gonna do when she finds out you live with your mom.
Alec: Age of the geek, baby. We run the world.
Alec: Yeah, it's completely safe. It's just, you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokiness...
Eliot: You're precisely why I work alone.
Eliot: (describing Parker) That's 20 pounds of crazy, five-pound bag.
Alec: Going to plan "B".
Nate: Technically that would be plan "G.
Alec: How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan "M"?
Nate: Yeah, Hardison dies in plan "M".
Eliot: I like plan "M".
Alec: You know, it was kinda cool being on the same side.
Nate: No, we are not on the same side. I am not a thief.
Parker: You are now. Come on, Nathan, tell the truth. Did you have a little bit of fun playing the Black King instead of the White Knight? Just this once?
Parker: My money's not in my account. That makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.
Nate: What we're going to do is get out of here together.
Eliot: This was a one-time deal.
Nate: Look, guys, here's your problem. You all know what you can do. I know what all of you can do. So that gives me the edge, which gives me the plan.
Parker: I don't trust these guys.
Nate: Do you trust me?
Eliot: Of course. You're an honest man.
Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly, he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's something wrong with you.
Eliot: What's in it for me?
Nate: Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.
Parker: Yeah, what's in it for me?
Nate: A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. Hardison?
Alec: I was just going to send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but hell, yeah, man, let's kick him out.
Eliot: What's in it for you?
Nate: He used my son.
Nathan: All right, let's go get Sophie.
Eliot: What the hell is a Sophie?
(watching Sophie performing badly)
Alec: She's very awful.
Parker: Is she injured... in the head?
Eliot: Seriously, man, this is the worst actress I've ever seen.
Eliot: This is not her stage.
Sophie: I'm a citizen now. Honest.
Nate: I'm not.
Sophie: You're playing my side? I always thought you had it in you.
Nate: Are you in?
Sophie: I wouldn't miss this.
Alec: She's not awful.
Nate: This is her stage. Sophie Devereaux is the finest actress you've ever seen... when she's breaking the law.
Alec: Shouldn't I be playing a computer guy?
Nate: No, I want you to actually be the computer guy.
Dubenich's Assistant: You are strong for a computer guy.
Eliot: Thank you. I like to work out. I try to stay big. Because I love dressing up like a Klingon and going to all the conventions, you know.
Pierson: Don't you want money?
Nathan: This particular project has a different revenue stream.
Parker: What is it with women and shoes?
Sophie: There's something wrong with you.
Eliot: That's what I said.
Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score. The score.
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.
Nate: People like that, corporations like that, they have all the money, they have all the power and they use it to make people like you go away. Right now, you're suffering under an enormous weight. We provide... leverage.