Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x7 Airdate: Tuesday January 13th, 2009 Alternate Airdates:
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Co-Guest Stars
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Main Cast
Recap
At an Italian restaurant, the staff closes for the night so mob boss Nicky Moscone can use the place to conduct business. Nicky shoots the man he's talking with, and then gives the gun to the owner, Ray Palermo. When Ray objects, Nicky reminds him that he loaned Ray the money to buy the restaurant, and that as a civilian he'll be in the clear. He assures Ray that he'll take care of his family if Ray goes to jail. Ray has no choice but to agree...Read the full recap
Episode Quotes
Alec: Oh, and then there's the FBI parked around the corner.
Parker: FBI? Where?
Alec: See that crappy van that says plumber?
Sophie: Did you say plumber? That's their cover? Ho-ho, that is so cute. It's like it's 1978 all over again.
Parker: FBI? Where?
Alec: See that crappy van that says plumber?
Sophie: Did you say plumber? That's their cover? Ho-ho, that is so cute. It's like it's 1978 all over again.
Alec: Stay strong, brother.
Agent McSweeten: I will.
Alec: A shakeup is coming.
Agent McSweeten: Long overdue.
Alec: You... (points at his eyes, then McSweeten's)
Agent McSweeten: (copies Alec) I'll watch for you, too.
Alec: I'm the coffee, you the cream.
Agent McSweeten: I will.
Alec: A shakeup is coming.
Agent McSweeten: Long overdue.
Alec: You... (points at his eyes, then McSweeten's)
Agent McSweeten: (copies Alec) I'll watch for you, too.
Alec: I'm the coffee, you the cream.
Eliot: Hardison, how am I supposed to get out of the FBI offices with a box full of surveillance tapes, huh?
Alec: Punch somebody!
Eliot: Oh, I'm gonna punch somebody.
Alec: Punch somebody!
Eliot: Oh, I'm gonna punch somebody.
Nate: Can you break the codes?
Alec: Code? The... the codes to the Cayman Bank & Trust where the Calle cartel and the African dictators keep all there dirty money. The ones that Moscone changes any time he damn well pleases? Like it's... come on, dude, are you kidding me?
Nate: You know, you're very negative lately.
Eliot: Yeah.
Nate: And the sass, it doesn't help.
Alec: Code? The... the codes to the Cayman Bank & Trust where the Calle cartel and the African dictators keep all there dirty money. The ones that Moscone changes any time he damn well pleases? Like it's... come on, dude, are you kidding me?
Nate: You know, you're very negative lately.
Eliot: Yeah.
Nate: And the sass, it doesn't help.
Eliot: What? You think the only thing I know how to do is bust heads?
Nate: No... well, yeah.
Eliot: Look, hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, cuts through, like, eight Yakuza in four seconds. Screams, carnage... people are like knives. Everything's in context.
Nate: No... well, yeah.
Eliot: Look, hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, cuts through, like, eight Yakuza in four seconds. Screams, carnage... people are like knives. Everything's in context.
Maid of Honor: You don't think it makes me look fat?
Sophie: Uh-huh.
Parker: Oh, definitely. I mean, why do you think I had to let out the waist? To make you look less skinny?
Sophie: Uh-huh.
Parker: Oh, definitely. I mean, why do you think I had to let out the waist? To make you look less skinny?
Nate: You know, I swear, I never understood the lengths people go with these things. I mean, the endless, you know, the--the dresses, and the endless toasts, and the crying, and, and... you know, it's just, it's unbelievable to me. And everyone has a role to play, right? And the bride and the groom, at the end of the day the go home with a pile of cash. And if you really think about it, the thing is just a giant, giant con.
Sophie: Woo. Now, aren't you romantic.
Sophie: Woo. Now, aren't you romantic.
Alec: No way in hell I could ever imagine getting married. I mean, it's just, it's a piece of paper. I take it you've never been married.
Eliot: No.
Alec: Ever come close?
Eliot: No.
Alec: What was her name?
Eliot: There was a girl I grew up with, but, anyway, she married someone else.
Alec: Hot damn, what did you do?
Eliot: What did I do? I liberated Croatia.
Alec: Now see, me, I would've just got fat, started up a comic book shop. That's you and me, wrapped up.
Eliot: No.
Alec: Ever come close?
Eliot: No.
Alec: What was her name?
Eliot: There was a girl I grew up with, but, anyway, she married someone else.
Alec: Hot damn, what did you do?
Eliot: What did I do? I liberated Croatia.
Alec: Now see, me, I would've just got fat, started up a comic book shop. That's you and me, wrapped up.
Sophie: I'm staying.
Nate: I'm sorry, you're what?
Sophie: I'm staying.
Nate: You're staying? Sophie. Sophie, it's the Butcher of Kiev.
Alec: Have you ever been to Kiev? The cake-maker of Kiev could whoop all our asses. This is the Butcher!
Nate: I'm sorry, you're what?
Sophie: I'm staying.
Nate: You're staying? Sophie. Sophie, it's the Butcher of Kiev.
Alec: Have you ever been to Kiev? The cake-maker of Kiev could whoop all our asses. This is the Butcher!
Nate: (officiating at a wedding) I mean, what is marriage? Is it, is it running around rooftops in Paris? I don't think so. No, it's pushing a cart around the Home Depot. We're good, we're good, pal. It's pushing a cart around Home Depot. That's what it is. It's hard work. Hard, hard, hard, hard work, people.
Nate: You just kill a guy with an appetizer?
Eliot: I don't know. Maybe.
Eliot: I don't know. Maybe.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | Chris Downey | John Rogers (1) |
| • Executive Producer | Dean Devlin | John Rogers (1) | Chris Downey |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Kearie Peak | Marc Roskin |
| • Co-Producer | Rachel Olschan |
| • Production Designer | Lauren Crasco |
| • Editor | David Siegel |
| • Casting | April Webster | Scott David |
| • Music | Joseph Loduca |
| • Music Editor | Jason Ruder |
| • Grip | Willy Hewson |
| • Key Grip | Kevin Ball |
| • Construction Coordinator | Steven Desantis |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Kenneth L. Johnson |
| • Leadman | Chuck Courrieu |
| • Art Director | Brian Harms |
| • Sound Editor | Mark Hailstone |
| • Key Makeup Artist | Debra Denson |
| • Set Dresser | Tim Woodruff |
| • Graphic Designer | Derek Frederickson |
| • Visual Effects | Carey Gosa |
| • Assistant Property Master | Kevin Hummel |
| • ADR Mixer | Andrew Garrett Lange |
| • Foley Artist | Catherine Harper |
| • General Foreman | Brian Feola |
| • Lead Scenic | Maureen Kropf |
| • Music Engineer | Scott Davidson (2) | Joshua Mathews |
| • Financing | Stephen Hays |
| • Product Placement Coordinator | Adam M. Stone | Cat Stone |
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