Sophie: How did you both know there would be an extra uniform in the bag?
Nate: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.
Eliot: Or if something happens to the one that they're already wearing.
Sophie: How does everyone know that?
Nate: Worked airport security.
Eliot: Slept with a flight attendant.
Alec: Let's see what we can learn about Nathan Ford today. Online poker. Online chess. Sodoku. Crossword. Damn, somebody needs to get laid.
Parker: (pretend to be a flight attendant) In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But let's face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely, the impact'll kill you. Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exits. Because if this plane's on fire. you're going to want to get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over a thousand degrees. That's hot, folks.
Parker: Look, flying isn't really all that scary when you think about it. I mean, there are a lot more likely ways to die than on a plane: car crash, house fire, electrocution, drowning, auto-erotic asphyxiation. I mean, fact is, death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.
Cheryl: I have been working my butt off on this account. But Steve? No, he's just sitting back, waiting for me to fail so he can swoop in and save the day. I swear, it's like he's a rogue and I'm a mage and we're part of the same guild, but secretly, he's at work with the Alliance to undermine us.
Alec: For the Horde!
Cheryl: For the Horde! You play World of Warcraft?
Alec: You kidding? Did you get the new expansion pack? Woman, I was up all night. Now, look, I mean, "Burning Crusade" was great, but this new one is mind-blowing.
Nate: (on the earbud) Hardison? You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?
Alec: First off, "game" is hardly adequate, okay?
Alec: Genetically engineered tomatoes, that's one thing, but carrot on the cob? That's gonna scare some people, brother.
Parker: What are you doing?
Alec: Oh, I'm just remote accessing a plane's electrical system from 3,000 miles away. You know what? If you were a geek, you would be really turned on right now, I'm just saying.
Alec: Oh, ah, they tapped into the black box.
Parker: No, no, it's not black, it's orange.
Alec: Yeah, the black box is orange, it makes it easier to find in the debris.
Parker: Oh. Oh...