Tobey Earnshaw: Nothing is more dangerous than the confused when they think they know something.
Alec: See, everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and--and--and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.
Parker: (complimenting a granny's grandkids) Oh, that one's really cute. What's wrong with that one? It looks like a dog in a baby suit.7
Alec: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. You know why they say, "Justice wears a blindfold"? So you can't see that Justice is asleep.
Nate: I am sure there's whole reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.