Jack Hurley is driving to his job, eating greasy food and digging out napkins from the discarded bottles of whiskey. As soon as he arrives at his capital investments office, Jack spots inspectors going through his files. His secretary, Pam, tells him that she had no choice but to show them everything. Jack turns around runs out the door. Inside, Michelle Colby notices him leave...Read the full recap
Alec: It's--it's, uh, a computer bomb. I--I know computers. Computer bomb. We--we got to reboot the system. Yeah.
Eliot: You want me to kick it?
Alec: God, I'm gonna die.
(after defusing a bomb)
Eliot: Where are you going? We gotta search the car.
Alec: I'm gonna go and freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.
(pretending to be a homosexual)
Alec: I am with him. See, he thinks the flirting, it makes me jealous, but it doesn't. You know, but if were like Brad Pitt, Denzel or somebody, oh girl, it would be on, seriously.
Nate: Listen, I don't think I need to apologize for drinking. I need to apologize maybe for not drinking. Maybe I'm a bigger bastard sober than I am drunk. Huh?
Marcy: If this is you sober, hell yeah.
Eliot: You ever notice how all bad guys know at least one stripper?
Alec: You know at least a hundred so what does that make you?
Eliot: Hey, I'm a bad guy
Nate: Listen, the guy, okay, he's an addict. You know--he's--he knows how to manipulate people. My father was an addict. My grandfather was an addict. I know how these people operate.
Sophie: I'm just going to let you think about that for a minute.