Ria: You drugged her so she could lie?
Cal: Never let the facts get in the way of the truth.
Cal: You been to the bathroom today?
Fast Food Guy: Uh, no. (he touches his ear)
Cal: Oh, great. Anyone else want a side of feces?
Cal: What do you see?
Gillian: I see a skeptical, emotionally distant scientist obsessing over facial twitches.
Tom: What the hell is this?
Cal: It's a lie detector. West Africans used them first. When you're on trial, you held the egg in your hands and if it broke, it's a sign of anxiety and you were found guilty.