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1 :01x01 - Iraq/First Kiss
Iraq: Lil’ George and his friends decide to visit Iraq in order to find some good news for his father.
First Kiss: Lil’ George and his friends enter a contest to see who can be the first of them to kiss a girl.
2 :01x02 - Nuked/Camp
Writer: Donick Cary, James Eagan, Opus Moreschi
Director: Donick Cary
Guest star: Diane Hsu (Lil' Kim Jong-il)
Nuked: When Lil’ George and Lil’ Kim Jong-il get into a dispute, they decide to settle it through nuclear means.
Camp: When Lil’ George and his friends go to camp, they decide to play pranks on the rival camp: Camp Al Qaeda.
3 :01x03 - Gay Friend/Mexican
Writer: Opus Moreschi, Donick Cary, James Eagan
Director: Donick Cary
Guest star: Billy West (Lil' Tony Blair), Carlos Mencia (Raul)
Gay Friend: George Bush and Barbara Bush become concerned when Lil’ George befriends Lil’ Tony Blair, as they believe he’s going to make him “different”.
Mexican: Lil’ George and his friends decide to hire illegal immigrants to do their chores.
4 :01x04 - Global Warming/Hall Monitor
Writer: Donick Cary, Opus Moreschi, James Eagan
Director: Donick Cary
Guest star: Anthony Kiedis (Himself), Flea (Himself), David Grohl (Himself)
The gang attempts to undermine Lil' Al Gore's Lil' Live Earth concert. Later, Lil' George exploits his hall-monitor privileges.
5 :01x05 - Evolution/Press Corps Dinner
Writer: Donick Cary, James Eagan, Opus Moreschi
Director: Donick Cary
Guest star: Frank Black (Devil), Jeff Tweedy (Goddy)
Lil' George questions evolution, and asks "Goddy" for help. Meanwhile, Lil' Cheney comes face-to-face with the devil
6 :01x06 - Lil' George/Lil' Mikey Moore
Lil' George clashes with Lil' Mikey Moore over hot dogs. Later, Lil' George and the gang accept a dare to sleep in the White House's haunted attic.
7 :02x01 - St. Patrick's Day
The gang enters a St. Patrick's Day float parade after they learn the Lil' Dems have entered as well. With the help of Lil' Karl Rove they hope to stop the liberal ways of the Lil' Dems.
8 :02x02 - Big Pharma
After a drug company commandeers the school's book fair, the gang become hooked on prescription pills, causing a face off with the a forceful CEO. Meanwhile, George Sr. looks for a "pick me up" before an important speech.
9 :02x03 - Crony Break-up
The gang looks for new friends after a fight breaks them up. The new mates include Lil' Mitt Romney, Lil' Rudy Giuliani, Lil' Fred Thompson and Tiny Dennis Kucinich. Also, Jeb creates a diet fab by mistake.
10 :02x04 - Katrina
The Lil' gang is sent to New Orleans to help with the hurricane Katrina cleanup by George and Barbara as a punishment for messing up the White House, but they end up doing more harm than good. Meanwhile, the White House may be up for sale due to financial difficulties.
11 :02x05 - Three Dates
Lil' George's brain tells him to act prudent as a school dance approaches, but him ignores the warning and lines up three dates for the event. Meanwhile, a visit from the Saudi Arabian king proves to be humiliating for Lil' George. Pop cover band Good Charlotter is scheduled to perform at the dance.
12 :02x06 - Weekend at Saddamy's
Lil' George attempts to solve the Iraqi government situation as the gang accompanies him to Baghdad for a camping trip. Meanwhile, Lil' Bill Clinton's spring break plans for the Lil' Democrats unveils some unexpected exposure.
13 :02x07 - Afghanistan
The Al Qaeda discovers that Lil' Cheney's heart is a perfect match with Osama Bin Laden, who needs a transplant. Lil' George and the gang search for Lil' Cheney inside Osama's lair when he is kidnapped and held in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Barbara regains her groove while in Jamaica.
14 :02x08 - Wedding
An invitation to Lil' Bill Clinton's risqué party has the president and his wife fearing that it will corrupt Lil' George, and propose a measure which will ensure he remains chaste. But the process ends up with a rendezvous between Barbara and Colin Powell.
15 :02x09 - Pooty-Poot
Former wrestling champion Barbara grooms Lil' George for a playground showdown against Lil' Putin after his attempt to poison Lil' George. Meanwhile, Lil' Cheney has to make a difficult decision when it comes to a parenting experiment at school with Lil' Nancy Pelosi.
16 :02x10 - Anthem & China
It's a battle between Lil' George and his gang versus the Lil' Democrats in a battle of the bands contest to create the new national anthem. Then, the Lil' gang competes against China in Olympic events to keep the USA from being recalled by the Asian nation.