Hurley: Did either of you see a guy run through here? In a bathrobe... with a coconut?
Charlie: No. Saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
Charlie: Shouldn't we let someone a little bit more trustworthy take care of this?
Sawyer: Like you, babynapper?!
Libby: I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam! After that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls!
Dave: (during the basketball game) Dude! Dude! I'm open! Dude! Dude! It's called dribbling, not drooling! Dribbling!
Locke: Jack? Jack? Jack?
Jack: I've got it covered, John!
Henry Gale: (after his life was saved) Thank you!
Ana Lucia: Shut up!
Charlie: (trying to figure out what Eko is making) Is it a Starbucks?
Sawyer: What can I do ya for, Deep Dish?
Hurley: I'm kinda lookin' for something.
Sawyer: Forget it, I'm done tradin'. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts! Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
Sawyer: What stuff ya seein'?
Hurley: I dunno... maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.
Sawyer: (looking over Hurley's shoulder) You mean like that guy there?
(Hurley spins around to look)
Sawyer: (chuckling to himself) Got ya!
Sawyer: You're crazy!
Hurley: I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
Hurley: You can't be here.
Dave: Sorry, dude. I am here.
Hurley: (to Dave) You just want me to stay fat. You don't want me to get better, you... you wouldn't care if I eat myself to death.
Hurley: I changed.
Dave: Changed? What are you kiddin' me? Take a look at yourself. You been on a deserted island for over two months and you haven't dropped ten pounds - how is that even possible, man?!
Dave: (to Hurley) Oh, right, right, Libby. The mega cute blonde chick who magically appeared from the other side of the island. Oh, oh, oh, yeah and just happens to have the hots for you!
Locke: I wanna talk to him.
Ana Lucia: I don't think that's on today's programme.
Locke: Well, all due respect, Ana Lucia, but I don't care what you think.
Henry Gale: I never entered the numbers. I never pressed the button.
Locke: You're lying.
Henry Gale: No, I'm done lying.
Libby: (to Hurley) And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting.
Libby: (after kissing Hurley) And that... was real.
Hurley: Maybe you should do it one more time... just to be sure.
Charlie: Anyone o' you guys see a plane last night?
Sawyer: Yeah, I saw it, Tattoo. Just decided not to tell.
Tattoo was a character in the Fantasy Island television series who would announce the arrival of new guests by shouting, "The plane! The plane!"
Kate: You look like you got your ass kicked!
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.
Timmy fell down a well and was saved by Lassie, a fictional dog, in the television series.