In the pilot episode, we learn of Lucy's origins. The Special Fathers have a bad flight, but some really good cocoa. Lucy goes on a blind date with one of her father's minions, but only has eyes for the DJ. Her father is not happy.
The Devil buys a chain of restaurants called Tequila Sally's. He coxes Lucy into working there, as well DJ Jesús to run the karaoke.
Learning that civilization will collapse if humans, specifically women, masturbate 8% more, Satan launches Sinsperations!, a sex toy manufacturing operation.
DJ Jesus and Satan attend the infamous Burning Man Festival.
Things heat up in hell when Satan removes a teratoma from his armpit and brings it home to live with him. However, things take a turn for the worse when the teratoma, which is named Terry, falls for the devil’s advocate and plots to murder DJ Jesus.
When Senator Whitehead launches his presidential campaign, he must make a pact with the devil, as all presidential candidates must do. However, when he discovers that he needs a human sacrifice, things become somewhat complicated.
In order to help Senator Whitehead’s campaign, Satan helps Tad, the senator’s son get a job as a busboy at Tequila Sally’s. However, Tad is a registered sex offender and he soon does something that could put his father’s campaign in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Satan is intrigued by the national sex offender registry, as he believes it may have an extra purpose.
Vampire choir and alter boys are preying on priests throughout the city. The Archbishop of San Fransisco asks the Special Fathers for help while the Special Sisters get a crash course in vampire hunting. But will she be ready for the terrifying and unholy Vampire Communion?
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It's off to an old abandoned Catholic boarding school for DJ Jesus, so he can work on his re-mix in peace. But little does he know that it was the site of a grisly murder 30 years earlier. Soon the school is filled with school girl ghosts along with an irritating disco tune.
San Fransisco is being attacked nightly by a monster, crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. Satan, DJ Jesus, Senator Whitehead and even the Pope are strangely compelled to assist in the confrontations with the beast.