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| 270 :12x01 - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Xzibit (Sep/16/2006) | | Jeff Probst (Michael McDonald) rings in Survivor: Cook Islands, where various races are split into four groups. Parody of Disney's High School Musical has teenagers singing about adolescent issues. Coach Hines (Keegan-Michael Key) accuses innocent team players for using steroids. Animated news special has Toby (voice of Frank Caeti) explaining Mel Gibson's recent actions. Celebrity-obsessed Larry (Michael McDonald) defends Johnny Depp and Kate Hudson while working at a concession stand. Kim Jong Il (Bobby Lee) sings an adaptation of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy. Ike Barinholtz throws a Middle Earth-themed 30th birthday party for Bobby Lee. Eugene Struthers (Keegan-Michael Key) interviews Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Xzibit, stars of Gridiron Gang. Kevin Federline (Ike Barinholtz) performs his rap debut, and Britney Spears (Nicole Parker) appears on stage. | | Guest Stars: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Himself, Xzibit as Himself | |
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| 271 :12x02 - Howie Mandel, Chingy (Sep/23/2006) | | Parody of The Hills with ditzy girls and drama about. A claymation parody of events police capture on tape. Maury Povich (Michael McDonald) and Connie Chung (Bobby Lee) star in their own reality show. Ellen Degeneres (Nicole Parker) is the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children. BET premieres a music video in which Jordan Peele sings about his love for video games. Suri Cruise pleas for help from Tom Cruise's clutches on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine. Larry King makes long, lewd, and crude comments in his reviews for Lost. On 24 with Bobby Lee, Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel teaches Bobby Lee how to be a better comedian and repeatedly cleans him. An ugly girl (Crista Flanagan) has magical powers that only affects her friends. Arden Myrin interviews celebrities at the red carpet for the nip/tuck season premiere party. Ka-Son (Nicole Randall Johnson) argues with other people at baggage claim. Rapper Chingy performs with a fictional rap group (Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele). | | Guest Stars: Chingy as Himself, Howie Mandel as Himself | |
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| 272 :12x03 - John Cena, Martin Short (Sep/30/2006) | | John Cena shows off deleted scenes from The Marine which featured Bobby Lee as the main character's lover. Check out some stand-up acts from stand-up sensation Dane Cook (Ike Barinholtz). Superstitious Knights Ty Gray (Jordan Peele) and Gray Hall (Keegan-Michael Key) are contestants on Deal or No Deal. The Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines (Crista Flanagan) expresses no regret in a parody of "Not Ready to Make Nice". Tyler Perry (Keegan-Michael Key) reprises his role as Madea in another movie co-starring other black comic actors as women in drag. Bobby Lee shows off a clip of his work in a Korean soap opera. Whenever restaurant employee Keiko (Michael McDonald) coughs on various objects, he disinfects them. Toby talks about the Pope's violent nature in this week's Weekly News with Toby. A Hooters-type joint featuring unattractive women on Cowgirl Night. Nicole Parker auditions with Martin Short for her one-woman play. Introducing new pop star Calgona (Crista Flanagan). | | Guest Stars: John Cena as Himself, Martin Short as Himself | |
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| 273 :12x04 - Nelly Furtado (Nov/04/2006) | | Opening: Back on Track; Project Runway part 1 (parody); Terrorist Darbie (claymation); Project Runway part 2; Inside Looking Out: Inside Looking Back; First Light Yoga; Project Runway part3; Sesame Street: MyPlace Molester; John Kerry Stand-Up part 1; Weekly News With Toby: Michael J. Fox; (animated) Condi Comes to Harlem; John Kerry Stand Up part 2; Nelly Furtado; Fluffy Jump Spoon; John Kerry Stand Up part 3 Closing: Sesame Street: MyPlace Molester Bloopers. | | Guest Stars: Nelly Furtado as Herself | |
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| 274 :12x05 - Eva Longoria, Seth McFarlane, Los Lonely Boys (Nov/11/2006) | | Show opening: (animated) Bobby Lee's Nudity Addiction; Racial Job Interviews; Cartoon Network's Rejects, part 1; Syphilis Girl (music video parody); Madonna's baby, part 1; Asian Skills Real Estate Technique; Madonna's Baby part 2; Family Guy (parody); Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part 1; Eva Longaria; Madonna's Baby part 3; Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part 2; Lytholyn (parody of allergy medicine commercials); (animated) Cartoon Network's Rejects part 2; Homophobic Gay Pastor; (animated) FOX's New Hit Show: HUH?; Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part3. | | Guest Stars: Eva Longoria as Herself, Los Lonely Boys as Themselves, Seth MacFarlane as Himself | |
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| 276 :12x07 - Robin Williams, Elijah Wood (Nov/25/2006) | | Opening Christa Flanagan; Mall Shopping Turns Deadly; Capote Trailer part 1: Infamous; Capote Trailer part 2: Capote-er; How Coach Hines Lost His Hair; Capote Trailer part 3: Capote-est; Desert Ridge Golfing: Too Hot to Golf; Dane Cook from myspace; Bobby Lee's Korean Drama; Celebrity Pet's featuring Tom Cruise's Cat; Toby Explains Celebrity Divorces; The Sound of Music 40th Anniversary: DVD Alternate Endings; Arden Myrin at the Hollywood Movie Premiere of Happy Feet; Closing How Coach Hines Lost His Hair 'Out Takes.' | | Guest Stars: Robin Williams as Himself, Elijah Wood as Himself | |
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| 277 :12x08 - Rocky Balboa, Mr. T (Dec/09/2006) | | Snoop Dog guest directs MADtv after being bailed out of prison; Arab Protests; Mechanical Hand; Bringing Rocky Back; Apocolyto Viewing; Domino's (commercial parody); Celebrity Pets, with Vince Vaugn's dog; 2006 Billboard Music Awards; Weekly News With Toby: Racism in America; Dinner Table Conversation; North Korean Missel Test; Closing; Flavor of Love (parody). | |
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| 278 :12x09 - Jeff Probst (Dec/16/2006) | | Opening: Secret Santa; Tickle Me Emo (commercial parody); Holiday Sex Robber; The Korean Movie Review Show; Saw 4: Jingle Hell (movie parody); George Bush and Santa Claus (claymation); Maury and Connie's Christmas Spectacular; Merry Ex-Mas for Children; Frosty and Global Warming; Songs of Survivor; Closing: Luanne Lockheart Christmas. | | Guest Stars: Jeff Probst as Himself | |
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| 279 :12x10 - Episode 10 (Jan/06/2007) | | Opening: Christa & Bobby Go On a 5-day Fast; The Black Triast (music video parody); The King Henry Show; Dream Girls (movie trailer Parody); Millionth Customer, Stuart At the Candy Store; Arden Visits Professional Hockey Players, Grand Theft Auto: Kansas (video game parody); Post-It Notes (commercial parody); Crazy As #&!! - 2006 News Events; Cat Stevens Releases a New Album; Soda Company Meeting Gets Off Topic; Closing: Arden interviews Three Hockey Players. | |
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| 280 :12x11 - Carmen Electra (Jan/20/2007) | | Steve Jobs Presents the iPhone; In Sesame Street: Dirty Bomb; Golf Splash Cola Open; Coffee Twins; Celebrity Tivo Playlists; Johnny Gan and Carmen Electra: Many Shows; Who's a Thunk?; A Very Special Bat Mitzfah; Medium with Bae Sung; Weekly News with Toby; Brutha on the Make; Last Words of a Suicide Bomber; Closing: Johnny Gan, Pongo, and Carmen Electra in conversation. | | Guest Stars: Carmen Electra as Herself | |
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| 281 :12x12 - Mary Lynn Rajskub (Feb/03/2007) | | Football Game; The Battle; Superstitious Knights: Regional Football Champs; The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man; Sports Talk; Paula Abdul Interview; 24 with Bobby Lee; QVC: Quacker Factory; 2007 Toyota Yaris Commercial. | | Guest Stars: Shawne Merriman as Himself, Mary Lynn Rajskub as Herself | |
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| 282 :12x13 - Kate Walsh (Feb/10/2007) | | Bobby Gets Judged; Montell Chilliams Backstage; LAPD Pinatas; Democratic Woman of the Year; Proposal at the Aviary; Blind Kung Fu Master in Space; Wing Woman; Celebrity Pets, Dick Cheney's dog; 3 Minute Meal: Valentine's Edition; Scavenger Hunt. | | Guest Stars: Kate Walsh as Herself | |
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| 283 :12x14 - Lise Nova, Gwen Stefani (Feb/17/2007) | | Opening: Project Runway (parody); Gwen Stefani Music Video Parody "Asian's Are Great"; Great Moments In African-American History part 1; Cupid Messes Up; Grey's Anatomy Meets House; Great Moments In African-American History part 2; The Ellen DeGeneres Show with Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty; Bobby Lee's Korean Soap Opera; Ike Barinholtz Meets Bobby Lee's Parents; Luann at the Laundromat part 1; Great Moments In African-American History part 3; Luann at the Laundromat part 2; Closing: Ike Meets Bobby's Parents (outtakes). | | Guest Stars: Gwen Stefani as Herself, Lise Nova as Herself | |
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| 284 :12x15 - Danny Bonaduce (Feb/24/2007) | | Opening: Oscar Fashions; Gimme Dat Oscar Music Video; Nice White Lady; Celebrity Obsessed: Video Store; Oprah Oscar Special part 1; Oprah Oscar Special part 2; Celebrity Lillian Verner Game Show; Ike and Bobby: Oscar Time!; Disney Girl: Adult Disney Video. Red Snow (claymation); Oprah's Oscar Special part 3; Sylvester Stallone interviews Helen Mirren; Encore of Season 11's "Fart Camp." | | Guest Stars: Danny Bonaduce as Himself | |
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| 285 :12x16 - Rob Corddry (Mar/10/2007) | | Silence of the Spears; The Ballad of Yao Ming; Steve Jobs Presents the iRack; Silent Vengeance; Tried; Coach Hines: Ice Cream Store; Celebrity Pets with Lindsey Lohan's dog; Condi Comes to Harlem II; Glad Sandwich Bags Commercial; Grandmother vs. Granddaughter; Curious Old Lady at a Video Store. | | Guest Stars: Rob Corddry as Himself | |
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| 286 :12x17 - Edge (Mar/17/2007) | | Opening: Arden Myrin with guest star wrestler The Edge; Rachel Ray's $40 a Day part 1; Uninspired Award Ceremony; Last Speech, $40 a Day part 2; Bobby Lee's Korean Soap Opera featuring The Edge; Darrell at the Movies; $40 a Day part 3; Wedding Toast Interrupted; Alison Gets Lucky; Closing: Last Speech (outtakes). | | Guest Stars: Adam Copeland as Himself | |
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| 287 :12x18 - Tom Bergeron (Apr/07/2007) | | Opening: Ike Barinholtz Presents Spring Break Stories; Morning Before Pill; The Jazz Dingleberries Sing About S.T.D's; I'm Not a Whore; Celebrity Pet's: Paris Hilton's Pets Leu-ken & Bambi; The Lillian Verner Game Show Spring Break Edition With Tom Bergeron; Tyra Talks About Racism; Knobs; Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver From the Make a Wish Foundation; Thankfulness; V.H.1's Best Weed Ever; Hypocrite Parents; Closing: Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver Outtakes. | | Guest Stars: Tom Bergeron as Himself | |
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| 288 :12x19 - Jamie Kennedy (Apr/14/2007) | | Opening: Ike Barinholtz Presents a Bobby Lee Montage; Dr. Phil Talks to Liars; Inside Looking Out Goes to Therapy; Date Grape Soft Drink Fake Commercial; Bobby Lee's 24 With Jamie Kennedy; More Comedy; Deal Or No Deal Gets a Sore Loser; Senior Speed-Dating; Celebrity Pets: David Blaine's Dog Houdini; That's Not Funny; Show Close: Bobby Lee Meditates With Jamie Kennedy. | | Guest Stars: Jamie Kennedy (1) as Himself | |
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| 289 :12x20 - Leah Remini (Apr/21/2007) | | Opening: Bad Girls; Heroes; Joey; Seal's Comeback CD (commercial parody); Hungover Presentation; Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings; Leah Remini; E.R. & Famous; Celebrity Pets: Tara Reid's Dog; Officer Friendly. | | Guest Stars: Leah Remini as Herself | |
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| 290 :12x21 - Carl Edwards (May/05/2007) | | Opening: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy Warpart 1 & 2; Scrubs (parody); Seasonil Period Control (commercial parody); House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War part 3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Closing: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial. | | Guest Stars: Carl Edwards as Himself | |
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| 291 :12x22 - Fred Willard (May/19/2007) | | Guest Fred Willard hosts a roast to raise money for a church's new carpet. Other sketches include a musical tribute to the class of 2007 and “Celebrity Pets With Kim Jong-Gae.” | | Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Himself | |
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