Sketches include Vancome Lady, News Report, Gump Fiction, Spy vs. Spy (2 parts), A monologue from Nicole, Debra, Dave, and Artie, Deep Stain 9 and Kato tells it all.
Sketches:
Quantum Dream Team
Crimson Tide II
The Air Guitar Shop
Sketches:
Apollo 13/Friday The 13th
First to a Million
Outing Dummy
Like A Rolling Stone
Sketches:
³ P.R
³ Woody Allen Action Flick
³ Life With Buffer
³ Vancome Lady ER
³ Sex Therapist
Sketches:
When Harry Met Willy
Conference Call
Krishna Rock
Larry King Gone Mad
Valley Girl Meets MX1
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Hard To Oppress
Disruptive Principal
Happy Storytime Lady
Math Made Easy
Imaginary Friends
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Sweatin' To The O.G.s
UBS Promotion
Daytime Jane-Ed
Fabulous
Lady Madness
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Raging Rudolph
Vancome Lady Dept. Store Santa
The Xmas Santa Forgot
Donut Shop
The Bank
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Handicapped Toilet Police
Clintfeld
Get Smarty
The Go-Between
Mafia Management
Sketches:
Window Of The Soul
Lounge Lawyer
Office Window
I Could Do That
Time Manager
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Menace II High Society
Rescue 911
Poetry Class
Gordy Lane
Crisis Center
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XXX Files
Vancome Lady Hostage Negotiator
Jim Carrey School Of Acting
Dr. Goodwrench
Memory Power
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Davey & The Son Of Goliath
UBS Wake
Good Cop Bad Cop
Wannabe Grilling
Coffee House
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Terms Of Imprisonment
That's My White Mama
Joel & Connie: Small Claims
Eddie Murphy Audition
Ink Blot
Sketches:
Casino Man
Insanely Disappointed
Doctor's Visit
Ozark Singled Out
Survival Weekend
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O.J. Bloopers
Lethal Talkin'
For Your Files Only
Homegirl Surgeons
That's My White Mama 2
Sketches:
Babewatch
Beauty Pageant
The New Job
Drug Bust
Funeral DJ
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Gumboy And Poker
Party Dad
Spishak Margerine
Meet The Folks
Fugitive
Aries Spears plays Bill Cosby in a “Cosby” reunion sketch. Also: rock group The Hives; creepy movie producer Marvin Tikvah (Michael McDonald). Stephnie Weir, Bobby Lee, Nicole Parker.
Nicole Richie and the Donnas are guests. The Donnas appear in a sketch about an “American Idol” reunion. Richie spoofs Kelly Ripa in a shampoo-commercial parody. Ike Barinholtz, Daniele Gaither, Paul Vogt.
A Super Bowl-themed show. Frank Caliendo, Ron Pederson, Paul Vogt.
Alums Nicole Sullivan and Debra Wilson return, with Wilson as Oprah and “Reality Check” host Tovah McQueen, who grills “Ashlee Simpson” (Nicole Parker) with co-host Belma Buttons (Aries Spears). Michael McDonald.
Susan Sarandon plays a greedy relative visiting her family; Mo Collins returns as Lorraine. Michael McDonald, Paul Vogt, Keegan-Michael Key.
“Survivor”'s Jeff Probst and Colby Donaldson appear in a spoof of “Lost”; Artie Lange helps to parody “Inside the Actors Studio.” Aries Spears, Bobby Lee, Jordan Peele.
Sketches include “Dr. Phil” on parenting and “President Bush” in a town-hall meeting. Frank Caliendo, Michael McDonald, Nicole Parker.
Parody subjects include “Total Request Live” and a fragrance commercial with Stephnie Weir as Anna Nicole Smith. Aries Spears, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald.
Marvin Tikvah in rehab; “P. Diddy” and North Korean leader “Kim Jong-Il” in a music video; fun tips for married women; a Steven Cragg video on marital sex; a sexual harassment complaint by a heavy woman. Stephnie Weir, Aries Spears, Nicole Parker.
A parody of “Pimp My Ride” with Jordan Peele as host “Xzibit.” Also: Coach Hines (Keegan-Michael Key). Paul Vogt, Stephnie Weir.
Series alum Artie Lange is the subject of a spoof of “Inside the Actors Studio,” with Paul Vogt as James Lipton. Aries Spears, Jordan Peele, Nicole Parker.
Tony Hale and Michael Cera (“Arrested Development”) play police partners patrolling London in a British-themed parody of “Cops.” Bobby Lee, Paul Vogt, Daniele Gaither.
Ryan Reynolds plays a provocatively dressed security guard. Frank Caliendo, Bobby Lee, Stephnie Weir.
Amber Tamblyn plays the best friend of Bobby Lee's “Average Asian”; Nicole Sullivan fails to impress an audience member; and Frank Caliendo mimics Jerry Seinfeld and President Bush.
Featured parodies include “March of the Penguins,” “Wedding Crashers” and “House” (with Michael McDonald as the grouchy doc). Jordan Peele, Ike Barinholtz, Stephnie Weir.
Nicole Parker and Bobby Lee stalk celebs on Emmy's red carpet. Also: parodies of “The View”; Rafael Palmiero (Ike Barinholtz). Stephnie Weir, Nicole Randall Johnson.
Guests: Dandy Warhols; Eric Balfour. Also, a parody of “24” starring Bobby Lee. Cast members include Daniele Gaither; Keegan-Michael Key; and Stephnie Weir.
Fred Willard plays a pushy salesman in a skit about product placement. Also: spoofs of Ellen DeGeneres and John Madden.
The madness continues as MADtv celebrates its triumphant 250th episode. In this milestone episode, Pamela Anderson portrays a lucky contestant on “Wheel of Fortune” who keeps getting breaks from host “Pat Sajak” (Ike Barinholtz) because he’s smitten with her. When the chips are stacked in her favor, the other contestants get angry because she’s given extra spins, points and, of course, attention. In another sketch, Pam plays Barinholtz’s hot grandma who stops by the set, where Pam quickly discovers his friends want more than just a little hug.
Guest: Christopher Meloni.
WWE wrestler John Cena participates in comic skits.
Jeff Garlin plays the host in a "Lillian Verner Game Show" sketch.
Neil Patrick Harris plays the new boss who takes over when Sean Gidcomb leaves the office.
Sketches include guest Michael Rapaport as Abraham Lincoln, and Nicole Parker in a parody of “Laguna Beach.”
A parody of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" with Michael McDonald as Larry David.
Included: a spoof of a video by Hilary Duff; a skit in which Johnny Cash meets his biggest fan, Truman Capote; and a “Grey's Anatomy” sketch.
Jaime Pressly guest stars in a sketch called "My Name is Dubya," a show that follows President Bush as he sets out to right the wrongs from his past.
Jeff Probst and Alyson Hannigan are the guests.
Sketches include a parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt's new show, “Ghost Whisperer.” Plus a hilarious parody of the Only Vegas commercials, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Musician Jason Mraz performs "Geek in the Pink." Also: a salute to the Oscars; and "Brokeback Mountain 2: The Cowgirls," in which two lonely women find love in the mountains.
Guests John Cho and Louie Anderson are featured in a "24" spoof, in which Cho helps Bobby Lee prepare for a movie audition with the star-director (Anderson).
"Ice Age: The Meltdown" cast members Ray Romano, Queen Latifah and John Leguizamo participate in comic skits.
Skits include "American Idol" star Bo Bice in a commercial for his new CD; and a trip to the Playboy Mansion.
Sketches include a spoof of "Medium" in which Allison (Crista Flanagan) tells Joe (Michael McDonald) that she dreamt about a murder, and the return of Stuart and Coach Hines.
Tyler and Candy Matsumoto entertain the troops in Iraq. Also: the morning show "Rise and Shine, North Dakota," hosted by Darryl and Shanda.
Jeff Probst (Michael McDonald) rings in Survivor: Cook Islands, where various races are split into four groups. Parody of Disney's High School Musical has teenagers singing about adolescent issues. Coach Hines (Keegan-Michael Key) accuses innocent team players for using steroids. Animated news special has Toby (voice of Frank Caeti) explaining Mel Gibson's recent actions. Celebrity-obsessed Larry (Michael McDonald) defends Johnny Depp and Kate Hudson while working at a concession stand. Kim Jong Il (Bobby Lee) sings an adaptation of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy. Ike Barinholtz throws a Middle Earth-themed 30th birthday party for Bobby Lee. Eugene Struthers (Keegan-Michael Key) interviews Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Xzibit, stars of Gridiron Gang. Kevin Federline (Ike Barinholtz) performs his rap debut, and Britney Spears (Nicole Parker) appears on stage.
Parody of The Hills with ditzy girls and drama about. A claymation parody of events police capture on tape. Maury Povich (Michael McDonald) and Connie Chung (Bobby Lee) star in their own reality show. Ellen Degeneres (Nicole Parker) is the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children. BET premieres a music video in which Jordan Peele sings about his love for video games. Suri Cruise pleas for help from Tom Cruise's clutches on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine. Larry King makes long, lewd, and crude comments in his reviews for Lost. On 24 with Bobby Lee, Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel teaches Bobby Lee how to be a better comedian and repeatedly cleans him. An ugly girl (Crista Flanagan) has magical powers that only affects her friends. Arden Myrin interviews celebrities at the red carpet for the nip/tuck season premiere party. Ka-Son (Nicole Randall Johnson) argues with other people at baggage claim. Rapper Chingy performs with a fictional rap group (Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele).
John Cena shows off deleted scenes from The Marine which featured Bobby Lee as the main character's lover. Check out some stand-up acts from stand-up sensation Dane Cook (Ike Barinholtz). Superstitious Knights Ty Gray (Jordan Peele) and Gray Hall (Keegan-Michael Key) are contestants on Deal or No Deal. The Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines (Crista Flanagan) expresses no regret in a parody of "Not Ready to Make Nice". Tyler Perry (Keegan-Michael Key) reprises his role as Madea in another movie co-starring other black comic actors as women in drag. Bobby Lee shows off a clip of his work in a Korean soap opera. Whenever restaurant employee Keiko (Michael McDonald) coughs on various objects, he disinfects them. Toby talks about the Pope's violent nature in this week's Weekly News with Toby. A Hooters-type joint featuring unattractive women on Cowgirl Night. Nicole Parker auditions with Martin Short for her one-woman play. Introducing new pop star Calgona (Crista Flanagan).
Opening: Back on Track; Project Runway part 1 (parody); Terrorist Darbie (claymation); Project Runway part 2; Inside Looking Out: Inside Looking Back; First Light Yoga; Project Runway part3; Sesame Street: MyPlace Molester; John Kerry Stand-Up part 1; Weekly News With Toby: Michael J. Fox; (animated) Condi Comes to Harlem; John Kerry Stand Up part 2; Nelly Furtado; Fluffy Jump Spoon; John Kerry Stand Up part 3 Closing: Sesame Street: MyPlace Molester Bloopers.
Show opening: (animated) Bobby Lee's Nudity Addiction; Racial Job Interviews; Cartoon Network's Rejects, part 1; Syphilis Girl (music video parody); Madonna's baby, part 1; Asian Skills Real Estate Technique; Madonna's Baby part 2; Family Guy (parody); Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part 1; Eva Longaria; Madonna's Baby part 3; Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part 2; Lytholyn (parody of allergy medicine commercials); (animated) Cartoon Network's Rejects part 2; Homophobic Gay Pastor; (animated) FOX's New Hit Show: HUH?; Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MADtv part3.
Britney and K-Fed's Last Thanksgiving; Homeless Men; Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (parody); "Studio 60" (parody); Birth control pill (commercial), (claymation) Mariah Carey's dog; "Celebrity Obsessed"; Cast of Deck the Halls; Fake rocker performance.
Opening Christa Flanagan; Mall Shopping Turns Deadly; Capote Trailer part 1: Infamous; Capote Trailer part 2: Capote-er; How Coach Hines Lost His Hair; Capote Trailer part 3: Capote-est; Desert Ridge Golfing: Too Hot to Golf; Dane Cook from myspace; Bobby Lee's Korean Drama; Celebrity Pet's featuring Tom Cruise's Cat; Toby Explains Celebrity Divorces; The Sound of Music 40th Anniversary: DVD Alternate Endings; Arden Myrin at the Hollywood Movie Premiere of Happy Feet; Closing How Coach Hines Lost His Hair 'Out Takes.'
Snoop Dog guest directs MADtv after being bailed out of prison; Arab Protests; Mechanical Hand; Bringing Rocky Back; Apocolyto Viewing; Domino's (commercial parody); Celebrity Pets, with Vince Vaugn's dog; 2006 Billboard Music Awards; Weekly News With Toby: Racism in America; Dinner Table Conversation; North Korean Missel Test; Closing; Flavor of Love (parody).
Opening: Secret Santa; Tickle Me Emo (commercial parody); Holiday Sex Robber; The Korean Movie Review Show; Saw 4: Jingle Hell (movie parody); George Bush and Santa Claus (claymation); Maury and Connie's Christmas Spectacular; Merry Ex-Mas for Children; Frosty and Global Warming; Songs of Survivor; Closing: Luanne Lockheart Christmas.
Opening: Christa & Bobby Go On a 5-day Fast; The Black Triast (music video parody); The King Henry Show; Dream Girls (movie trailer Parody); Millionth Customer, Stuart At the Candy Store; Arden Visits Professional Hockey Players, Grand Theft Auto: Kansas (video game parody); Post-It Notes (commercial parody); Crazy As #&!! - 2006 News Events; Cat Stevens Releases a New Album; Soda Company Meeting Gets Off Topic; Closing: Arden interviews Three Hockey Players.
Steve Jobs Presents the iPhone; In Sesame Street: Dirty Bomb; Golf Splash Cola Open; Coffee Twins; Celebrity Tivo Playlists; Johnny Gan and Carmen Electra: Many Shows; Who's a Thunk?; A Very Special Bat Mitzfah; Medium with Bae Sung; Weekly News with Toby; Brutha on the Make; Last Words of a Suicide Bomber; Closing: Johnny Gan, Pongo, and Carmen Electra in conversation.
Football Game; The Battle; Superstitious Knights: Regional Football Champs; The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man; Sports Talk; Paula Abdul Interview; 24 with Bobby Lee; QVC: Quacker Factory; 2007 Toyota Yaris Commercial.
Bobby Gets Judged; Montell Chilliams Backstage; LAPD Pinatas; Democratic Woman of the Year; Proposal at the Aviary; Blind Kung Fu Master in Space; Wing Woman; Celebrity Pets, Dick Cheney's dog; 3 Minute Meal: Valentine's Edition; Scavenger Hunt.
Opening: Project Runway (parody); Gwen Stefani Music Video Parody "Asian's Are Great"; Great Moments In African-American History part 1; Cupid Messes Up; Grey's Anatomy Meets House; Great Moments In African-American History part 2; The Ellen DeGeneres Show with Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty; Bobby Lee's Korean Soap Opera; Ike Barinholtz Meets Bobby Lee's Parents; Luann at the Laundromat part 1; Great Moments In African-American History part 3; Luann at the Laundromat part 2; Closing: Ike Meets Bobby's Parents (outtakes).
Opening: Oscar Fashions; Gimme Dat Oscar Music Video; Nice White Lady; Celebrity Obsessed: Video Store; Oprah Oscar Special part 1; Oprah Oscar Special part 2; Celebrity Lillian Verner Game Show; Ike and Bobby: Oscar Time!; Disney Girl: Adult Disney Video. Red Snow (claymation); Oprah's Oscar Special part 3; Sylvester Stallone interviews Helen Mirren; Encore of Season 11's "Fart Camp."
Silence of the Spears; The Ballad of Yao Ming; Steve Jobs Presents the iRack; Silent Vengeance; Tried; Coach Hines: Ice Cream Store; Celebrity Pets with Lindsey Lohan's dog; Condi Comes to Harlem II; Glad Sandwich Bags Commercial; Grandmother vs. Granddaughter; Curious Old Lady at a Video Store.
Opening: Arden Myrin with guest star wrestler The Edge; Rachel Ray's $40 a Day part 1; Uninspired Award Ceremony; Last Speech, $40 a Day part 2; Bobby Lee's Korean Soap Opera featuring The Edge; Darrell at the Movies; $40 a Day part 3; Wedding Toast Interrupted; Alison Gets Lucky; Closing: Last Speech (outtakes).
Opening: Ike Barinholtz Presents Spring Break Stories; Morning Before Pill; The Jazz Dingleberries Sing About S.T.D's; I'm Not a Whore; Celebrity Pet's: Paris Hilton's Pets Leu-ken & Bambi; The Lillian Verner Game Show Spring Break Edition With Tom Bergeron; Tyra Talks About Racism; Knobs; Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver From the Make a Wish Foundation; Thankfulness; V.H.1's Best Weed Ever; Hypocrite Parents; Closing: Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver Outtakes.
Opening: Ike Barinholtz Presents a Bobby Lee Montage; Dr. Phil Talks to Liars; Inside Looking Out Goes to Therapy; Date Grape Soft Drink Fake Commercial; Bobby Lee's 24 With Jamie Kennedy; More Comedy; Deal Or No Deal Gets a Sore Loser; Senior Speed-Dating; Celebrity Pets: David Blaine's Dog Houdini; That's Not Funny; Show Close: Bobby Lee Meditates With Jamie Kennedy.
Opening: Bad Girls; Heroes; Joey; Seal's Comeback CD (commercial parody); Hungover Presentation; Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings; Leah Remini; E.R. & Famous; Celebrity Pets: Tara Reid's Dog; Officer Friendly.
Opening: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy Warpart 1 & 2; Scrubs (parody); Seasonil Period Control (commercial parody); House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War part 3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Closing: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial.
Guest Fred Willard hosts a roast to raise money for a church's new carpet. Other sketches include a musical tribute to the class of 2007 and “Celebrity Pets With Kim Jong-Gae.”
Jerry Springer kicks off MADtv's 13th season with "MADtv Ruined My Life: The Outrageous Sketches That Shocked a Nation." It is the first in a four episode "Best Of MADtv" collection.
Jeff Probst hosts a collection of the series' TV parodies, including “Survivor” (with Michael McDonald as Jeff Probst), “The Sopranos” (with Will Sasso as Tony Soprano) and “Grey's Anatomy” (with Bobby Lee as Dr. Cristina Yang).
Perez Hilton hosts a collection of the series' pop-culture parodies, including Bobby Lee's “Crazy” video and Will Sasso in “Kenny Rogers' Jackass.”
Susan Sarandon hosts “MADtv's Most Wanted,” a collection of fan-favorite sketches featuring Michael McDonald as Stuart, Alex Borstein as Miss Swan, Mo Collins as Lorraine, and Nicole Sullivan as the Vancome Lady.
Carlos Mencia hosts the "unofficial" premiere episode of season 13. Also features, Nicole Parker as Britney Spears, an all-new 24 with Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez, the newest MADtv cast member doing his stand-up routine.
Former cast members Alex Borstein, Mo Collins, Will Sasso and Debra Wilson make their return to mark MADtv's 300th episode.
This episode includes a parody of Rhianna's video "Umbrella" and the 3rd installment of Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez's tour of America's Heartland. Guest host is Kathy Griffin.
Included: a parody of Mindfreak, a spoof of 24 and Avril Lavigne and Lil' Mama's video, Girlfriend.
Spoof of Disney's Hannah Montana. Miley (Crista Flanagan) makes a confession to her best friend Lili (Ardent Myrin) about the "bad things" that she did last night at a party with P.Diddy (Jordan Peele), Amy Winehouse (Nicole Parker) and Matthew McConaughey (Dan Oster). As she tries to fix her problems she ends up singing a song about her secret life as a teen popstar and her drug addictions.
Because of the 2007 WGA strike, this episode was comprised mostly of repeats of sketches from past episodes and new, pretaped sketches that were made for planned episodes that ended up getting cancelled because of the strike.
A spoof on the BBC and "Women's Murder Club" are featured, along with Bobby Lee taking on nature in "Lee vs. Wild."
Keegan-Michael Key and Daheli Hall play Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey in a musical spoof of Flo Rida's video "Low." Also, Juno 2, and Roger Clemens is in the hot seat in a parody of "Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel."
Kat Von D guest stars tonight as the gang parodies a Snoog Dogg video, Sensual Seduction and the reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Neil Patrick Harris and Michael McDonald appear in the "Mannequin vs. Mannequin" sketch. Also, a spoof on Maury Povich and Connie Chung, Dan Oster and Mark L. Walberg appear in the "Moment of Truth" sketch, a mocking of Barack Obama's "Yes We Can" video with Bobby Lee as Kim Jong II.
The final episode of season 13 includes a parody of 24 with Dave Navarro joining Bobby Lee, in which bobby finds a "love boil" on his body.
Host Jerry O'Connell opens season 14. Sketches include "So You Think You Can Dance": Presidential Edition.
Guest Audrina Partridge participates in skits including a roast of newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, a spoof of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl"; and another episode of "The Johnny Gan Show."
A music parody of John Mayer's songs by Matt Braugner, includes "The Jennifer Love Hewitt Song," and "Wading Through the World of Strange." Sketches include "Albania's Got Talent," and Fox News segments concerning Barack Obama.
The gang host new sketches and return with some of their favorite presidents, senators and scandals, with Nicole Parker makes a debut as "Sarah Palin," Keegan-Michael Key is “Barack Obama,” Erica Ash is “Michelle Obama,” while Bobby Lee introduces his “John McCain” and Arden Myrin debuts her “Cindy McCain.”
Guest Ne-Yo portrays a flirty anchorman, and Johnny Sanchez plays a liquor store owner who is making guesses at which presidential candidate each customer will choose.
This episode welcomes Jeff Probst as the special guest. Keegan Michael-Key does a sketch as Coach Hines.
A parody of Kitchen Nightmares finds chef Ramsey starting fires in homeless shelter's soup kitchens.
"Barack Obama" and "Connie Chung" are the hosts of the best Christmas sketches from the past seasons.
Bobby Lee matches the cast up with potential mates; and reprises his role as the Blind Kung Fu master. A sketch has Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro as sensitive cops.
Tila Tequilla make a report from Spring Break; the Kardashian's make an appearance on Family Feud, which is hosted by Al Roker.
Host Kathy Griffin will introduce a best of alumnus Michael McDonald's skits.
Johnny Gan and Pongo, his sidekick, are contestants on Deal or No Deal.
The series finale is hosted by Fred Willard and features alumni Alex Borstein, Mo Collins, Will Sasso and Deborah Wilson Skelton, returning in the roles they made famous.