MacGyver: Sorry about that. My jacket's always tripping people up like that, I've been meaning to have a talk with it.

MacGyver: Rental cars. A lot like playing Hot Potato. And I got burned by an overheated air conditioner.

MacGyver: A paper clip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tough spot. I was sure these would be another one of those times. So much for the wondrous paper clip.

MacGyver: Well, a good relationship is a lot like a car. You want it to work smoothly, you have to put a lot of work into it and have the right tools.

MacGyverisms:
* A fuse out of a paper clip (it doesn't work)
* Luggage thrown at a pursuing car
* Canvas seat cover thrown at a pursuing car to tangle the wheels
* Convertible top, with the struts unscrewed and the canvas cut loose, released to hit a pursuing car
* Tube of a ballpoint pen to bridge a cracked fuel line
* A muffler, crimped at one end, filled with gasoline and seat padding, and a steering wheel knob as a missile for the makeshift mortar
* Car horn hooked up to a car battery, and the two wires hooked up to the door hinges and a horseshoe, to go off when the door is opened
* Newspaper cut up to make a flower
* Radio antenna as a makeshift fencing foil (Guy comes up with this)
* Hubcap thrown to knock a man out