Wilton Newberry: Now, Mr. MacGyver, I am in a panic. I do not seem to have a record of your name in the file.
MacGyver: Yeah, it's just "MacGyver."
Wilton Newberry: Isn't that wonderful? You must save so much ink signing checks.
(MacGyver picks a lock)
Bill Cody: Can you teach me how to do that?
MacGyver: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Bill Cody: Probably right.
Bill Cody: Tell me something: how could a million bucks be immoral?