Episode Quotes
(Lauren walks in on her father and Summer making out)
Lauren: Oh, please! You're banging your secretary?!
Summer: Executive assistant.
Steve: And I'm not "banging" anybody. We just discovered that we have real feelings for each other.
Lauren: When? When did you discover you had these "feelings" for each other?!
Summer: (ashamed) Six months ago.
Alex Cruz: Emily, this is Kaylie's brother, Leo.
Leo: Don't hold it against me.
Alex Cruz: I never figured Marty for a guy that could be bought.
Ronnie Cruz: Everyone has there price.
Mark Keeler: How's it going?
Kim Keeler: Well, let's just say the boat has hit the iceberg and we're slowly sinking.
Payson: I don't understand. I trained with him for two years--you trained with him for four! He was like a father to us, and he said we were like his family.
Kaylie: Yeah, a family that he bailed on.
Female Gymnast: How's college treating you?
Leo: Collegiately. How's the slaveship treating you?
Female Gymnast: Pretty brutal. You remember?
Leo: Yeah, that's why I had to jump ship. I'm not as tough as you girls--and I don't look half as good in a leotard.
(Lauren walks in on her father and Summer making out)
Lauren: Oh, please! You're banging your secretary?!
Summer: Executive assistant.
Steve: And I'm not "banging" anybody. We just discovered that we have real feelings for each other.
Lauren: When? When did you discover you had these "feelings" for each other?!
Summer: (ashamed) Six months ago.
(Leo comes into the laundry room and Carter falls out of the linen closet)
Leo: Carter, what's up?
Carter: Not much. How's college?
Leo: It's great. How's my sister?
Carter: Well...she's--
Leo: Scratch that, I don't want to know.
Razor: You must be one of those rockstar-types that only come out at night. One of those aging Hannah Montana-types.
Emily: Yeah, something like that...
Chloe: Emily, we have to go. There's this big emergency meeting at the Cruz's house. We have to go!
Emily: Mom, I'm working!
(Chloe looks over Emily's shoulder and sees Razor)
Chloe: Oh, cute boy...
Emily: Mom!
Chloe: Come on, we have to go!
Chloe: The job search today didn't go so good. I think people are intimidated by me, because my nails are so awesome--Lady Gaga awesome. And my look is flawless!
Becca: You guys are lame. You won't kiss anyone, you won't marry anyone...who would you kill?
Kaylie/Payson: (together) Lauren.
Chloe: Wow, that's a real platinum record!
Ronnie: Well, of course it's real. Why else would it be there?
Chloe: Why, for the decor, of course.
Marty: Do you want to know why I left? I left because it was a better move for me. It's a better move and a better club. It's not always about you, Payson.
Chloe: Let's celebrate! I'll get some ice cream--I'll be back in a flash!
Brian: (to Emily) Bet you $10 she'll get lost.