Season 7

130 :07x01 - Burning Man

The Wilkerson boys plan to sneak off to a New Age festival in the hope of seeing some naked women, but when their parents find out, the trip becomes a family affair. Malcolm falls for an older woman, while Lois goes topless after discovering the joys of hemp.
Guest Stars: Cece Tsou as Vivian | Kim Shannon as Kit | Jeff Doucette as Nate | Rosanna Arquette as Anita
Director: Peter Lauer

131 :07x02 - Health Insurance

Hal forgets to pay the family’s health insurance and when the company won’t reinstate them until Monday, he panics and locks the boys in their room so they won’t get hurt. But the boys try to escape, Jamie gets in harm’s way and Hal is the one who needs a doctor. Meanwhile, Lois and her coworkers discuss unionizing at the Lucky Aide and she hits her 10-year anniversary at the store.
Guest Stars: Wes Robinson as Richard | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) | Tara Karsian as Shelly | Scott Adsit as Joe | Richard V. Licata as Cochran |
Co-Guest Stars: Trevor Shores as Teddie | Preston Shores as Teddie | Laura Hayes (2) as Hattie | Diana Murphy (1) as Connie
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Rob Ulin

132 :07x03 - Reese vs. Stevie

When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a pact with him that he'll stop drinking coffee if Dewey kicks the habit, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to beat their addictions, they both start sneaking around. Meanwhile, Reese picks a fight with Stevie and their confrontation gets heated
Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe |
Co-Guest Stars: Lukas Rodriguez as Jamie | James Rodriguez as Jamie
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Alex Reid

133 :07x04 - Halloween

Malcolm and Reese go on a tour of the neighborhood for Halloween, but get scared when their own house is the first stop on the tour.
Guest Stars: Rose Abdoo as Marcie | Alex Weed as Karl | David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman

134 :07x05 - Jessica Stays Over

The neighbor's daughter, Jessica, stays with Malcolm and the family for a week. She soon shows Malcolm how to manipulate Lois to get what he wants. Also, Reese gets into a fued with his foreign penpal and Hal tries to avoid a confrontation with a...bee!
Guest Stars: Yun Choi as Mike | Hayden Panettiere as Jessica |
Co-Guest Stars: Bruno Amato as Cop
Director: Alex Reid

135 :07x06 - Secret Boyfriend

When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner he thinks it’s going to be a bad combination, but then she reveals her feelings for him and sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm finds that she is embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job and kicks him out of the house to prove it.
Guest Stars: Hayden Panettiere as Jessica | Harold Sylvester as Phelps | Erik Von Detten as Brad | Sarah Wright as Vicki |
Co-Guest Stars: Larry Polson as Lloyd | Perry D'Marco as Teacher
Director: Peter Lauer
Songs: Simple Plan -- Shut Up

136 :07x07 - Blackout

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, but he catches Jamie off-guard and ends up knocking the lights out in the house. Meanwhile, it’s Lois who’s in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner and forces Reese to cook them a romantic feast at home, and Malcolm who ends up in hot water when he sneaks three Swedish girls into the house.
Guest Stars: Anastasia Baranova as Sonja | Ellen Hollman as Maayke | Julia Levy-Boeken as Inge
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Eric Kaplan

137 :07x08 - Army Buddy

Hal enjoys pampering an aching and exhausted Lois, but all that changes when she buys orthotic inserts for her shoes and has renewed energy – so Hal plots to destroy the orthotics and get his weary wife back. Meanwhile, Reese’s Army pal pays a visit, but she gets defensive when Reese thinks they’re more than friends.
Guest Stars: Larisa Oleynik as Abby
Director: Peter Lauer

138 :07x09 - Malcolm Defends Reese

Lois finds a new babysitter for Jamie who is wonderful until she opens her mouth and starts to drive Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are in the same class, but Reese is the one being picked on by the teacher – until Malcolm stands up for him.
Guest Stars: Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe | Fiona Hale as Edna | Tom Lent as Janitor | Kevin Will as Gina's Father | Mimi Cozzens as Donna | Vanessa Marano as Gina | Kathryn Joosten as Claire | Steve Vinovich as Mr. Hodges
Director: Bryan Cranston

139 :07x10 - Malcolm's Money

Malcolm gets a check for his college fund but never sees it as Hal and Lois intercept. A debate soon erupts over what they should do with it (new water pipes or a boat) until someone else wants in. Meanwhile, Reese gets into (and causes) trouble when he starts hanging out at the nursing home.
Guest Stars: Murray Rubin as Teddy | Marcus Toji as Owen | Lillian Adams as Mona | Tangelia Rouse as Mavis | Gloria LeRoy as Judith | Perry Anzilotti as Earl | Alanna Masterson as Heidi |
Co-Guest Stars: Dan Olivo as Nick
Director: Steve Love

140 :07x11 - Bride of Ida (1)

When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys. Ida thinks that Reese needs to become a man, so she forces the two brothers into a competition and if Reese wins he takes Raduca as his bride.

Meanwhile, when Lois and Hal return home they're shocked to find out Reese has run off to Vegas.
Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida |
Guest Stars: Rheagan Wallace as Raduca | Nikki Tyler-Flynn as Female Security Agent | Doug Ballard as Buisiness man | Michael Yama as Mr. Yamamoto | Kathleen Garrett as Ms. Werner | Hayley DuMond as Sally | James Henriksen as Male Security Agent | Yvette Nicole Brown as Female Security Agent #2 | Traber Burns as Minister
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Rob Ulin

141 :07x12 - College Recruiters (2)

Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal.
Guest Stars: Rheagan Wallace as Raduca | Josh Hammond as Travis | Roark Critchlow as Vince | Pete Gardner as Milt | Scott Klace as Ned | James McCauley as Burt |
Co-Guest Stars: Reid Collums as Bela
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Jay Kogen

142 :07x13 - Mono

Lois finds out that she has Mono when she goes to the doctor's office, and ends up giving it to Malcolm. Malcolm and Lois have to spend a whole day in the same room together, and end up bonding.
Guest Stars: Frank Crim as Barry | Brian Palermo as Steve | Kathleen York as Ellie |
Co-Guest Stars: Johanna McKay as Carol | Stuart Fratkin as Dave
Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Andy Bobrow

143 :07x14 - Hal Grieves

Hal gets a devastating phone call that his father has passed away, but since Hal never met his father, he doesn't feel sad. In an attempt to overcompensate with his kids, Hal takes the boys shopping, lets them miss school. Hal even offers to buy Malcolm a new car until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a visit from George Takei will cheer him up.
Special Guest Stars: George Takei as Himself |
Guest Stars: Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Maurice Godin as Car Dealer |
Co-Guest Stars: Nolan North as Leonard Nimoy | Kevin Michael Richardson as Bob Hope
Writer: Eric Kaplan

144 :07x15 - A.A.

Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it.
Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama | James Geralden as Speaker #2 | Stephen Lee (1) as Speaker #1 |
Co-Guest Stars: Matthew J. Willig as Crash (as Matthew Willig) | George McQuade as Goege
Director: Steve Welch

145 :07x16 - Lois Strikes Back

Lois decides to get revenge on four popular high school girls who play a mean prank on Reese. As she plans her revenge, Hal builds his own pitching machine in the garage.
Guest Stars: Amy Davidson as Paula | Danielle Savre as Heidi | Steve Vinovich as Mr. Hodges | Chancellor Miller as Jordan | Rick Zieff as Heidi's Dad | Diane Robin as Heidi's Mom | Emma Stone as Diane (as Emma Stone) |
Co-Guest Stars: Christel Khalil as Kristin | Jarod Einsohn as Matt
Director: Alex Reid

146 :07x17 - Hal's Dentist

When Hal looses his tooth during a poker game, his buddy Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but Hal really feels the pain when he's hit with a $2,000 bill that causes a rift between the two friends. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike and Malcolm and Dewey find their new favorite pastime of sleeping.
Guest Stars: Michaela Watkins as Receptionist | Paul Rae as Cop | Dan Martin as Malik | Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve (as Jonathan C. Williams) | Edward James Gage as Brian | Alex Morris as Trey | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe |
Co-Guest Stars: Danny Chambers as Man at Alley | Scott Director as Customer
Director: Steve Love
Writer: Jay Kogen

147 :07x18 - Bomb Shelter

Malcolm joins a dancing class to impress a girl, but starts to regret it when Dick, a rival student, challenges him to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad.
Guest Stars: Ryan Raftery as Dick | Lynsey Bartilson as Danielle | Andrea Silvers as Girl Contestant | Darryl Henriques as Oven Guy | Sandra Purpuro as Miss Zieger | Mark DeCarlo as Announcer | Suzie Pollard as Hanna | Sonya Eddy as Mabel |
Co-Guest Stars: Wendy Worthington as Cheryl | Kevin Donohoe (1) as Girl's Boyfriend | Fernando Jimenez as Cell-Phone Guy | Karen Russell as Janet
Director: Matthew Carlson
Writer: Rob Ulin
Songs: Chelo -- Cha Cha

148 :07x19 - Stevie in the Hospital

Stevie goes to the hospital, while Malcolm makes up every excuse in the book because he can't face the truth about his best friend's illness. Meanwhile, Hal gets competitive with his remote control boat and Lois thinks she's losing her mind.
Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Zach Mills as Matt | John Balma as Clerk | Kevin Brief as Brian | Damon Jones (1) as Carl | Jan Hoag as Receptionist | Terry Rhoads as Supervisor |
Co-Guest Stars: Brooks McBeth as Lyle
Director: Steve Welch

149 :07x20 - Cattle Court

Reese heads back to work at the meat plant and meets Carrie, a cute vegetarian. He pretends to go along with her politics, and he almost pulls it off until he's caught red-handed with a pork chop. To get Carrie back, Reese goes to the plant and sets all of the cows free. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to pull the wool over Lois' eyes and sneak off to a rock concert.
Guest Stars: Tara Lipinski as Carrie | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) |
Co-Guest Stars: Nestor Serrano as Pig Prosecutor | Alec Medlock as Kid | Michael Burger as Cow Judge | Mildred Dumas as Elderly Lady
Director: Peter Lauer

150 :07x21 - Morp

Reese gets paid to take a girl named Janice to the prom, but only after she gives him a makeover. Malcolm and the unpopular kids untie and make their own party during the prom called, "Morp".
Guest Stars: Caitlin Crosby as Kelly | Amy Halloran as Carla | Scarlett Lam as Jeanie | Shanna Collins as Shana | Jeff Braine as AJ | Kate Micucci as Heather | Adam Rose as Ken | Samantha Streets as Anna |
Co-Guest Stars: Nikki Boyer as Pedicurist | Jozef Fahey as Mike | Eddie Pepitone as Homeless Nick | Evan Sabara as Kid in locker | Joshua Gundeling Williamson as Employee Robbie
Director: David D'Ovidio
Songs: Hilary Duff -- Beat of My Heart, Keaton Simons -- Currently, Bloc Party -- Helicopter, James Brown (1) -- I Feel Good, Lady Sovereign -- Random, Pussycat Dolls -- Stickwitu, J-Kwon -- Tipsy

151 :07x22 - Graduation

Recently elected valedictorian of his graduating class, Malcolm struggles with his speech, but Lois refuses to hear his complaints and reveals her plans for him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese will do anything to get a permanent job as the high school janitor, even concocting the most disgusting mess of all time, which explodes all over the family. At home, Hal struggles with Malcolm's Harvard tuition and Francis lands a "real" job working 9 to 5 in a cubicle and enjoys every minute of it. Grandma Ida returns for the family festivities, and they all bid farewell to Malcolm when he leaves for college.
Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida |
Guest Stars: Raymond O'Connor as Al | Steve Vinovich as Principal | Lamont Thompson as Cedric Hampton | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) | Emy Coligado as Piama | Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Linwood Boomer as Loan Shark (as Enzo Stussi) |
Co-Guest Stars: Noah Matthews as Young Malcolm
Director: Linwood Boomer
Songs: Citizen King -- Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out)
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy | Family
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: FOX ( USA)
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: January 09, 2000
Ended: May 14, 2006
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