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Malcolm in the Middle
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130 :07x01 - Burning Man (Sep/30/2005)
The Wilkerson boys plan to sneak off to a New Age festival in the hope of seeing some naked women, but when their parents find out, the trip becomes a family affair. Malcolm falls for an older woman, while Lois goes topless after discovering the joys of hemp.
Guest Stars: Cece Tsou as Vivian, Kim Shannon as Kit, Jeff Doucette as Nate, Rosanna Arquette as Anita
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Michael Glouberman
 
131 :07x02 - Health Insurance (Oct/07/2005)
Hal forgets to pay the family’s health insurance and when the company won’t reinstate them until Monday, he panics and locks the boys in their room so they won’t get hurt. But the boys try to escape, Jamie gets in harm’s way and Hal is the one who needs a doctor. Meanwhile, Lois and her coworkers discuss unionizing at the Lucky Aide and she hits her 10-year anniversary at the store.
Guest Stars: Diana Murphy (1) as Connie, Richard V. Licata as Cochran, Scott Adsit as Joe, Laura Hayes (2) as Hattie, Preston Shores as Teddie, Trevor Shores as Teddie, Tara Karsian as Shelly, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Wes Robinson as Richard
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
132 :07x03 - Reese vs. Stevie (Oct/21/2005)
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a pact with him that he'll stop drinking coffee if Dewey kicks the habit, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to beat their addictions, they both start sneaking around. Meanwhile, Reese picks a fight with Stevie and their confrontation gets heated
Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarben, Lukas Rodriguez as Jamie, James Rodriguez as Jamie
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Alex Reid (1)
 
133 :07x04 - Halloween (Oct/28/2005)
Malcolm and Reese go on a tour of the neighborhood for Halloween, but get scared when their own house is the first stop on the tour.
Guest Stars: David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Alex Weed as Karl, Rose Abdoo as Marcie
Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Dan Kopelman
 
134 :07x05 - Jessica Stays Over (Nov/04/2005)
The neighbor's daughter, Jessica, stays with Malcolm and the family for a week. She starts to manipulate Lois, and even ends up driving the family car.
Guest Stars: Yun Choi as Mike, Hayden Panettiere as Jessica, | Co-Guest Stars: Bruno Amato as Cop
Director: Alex Reid (1)
Writer: Matthew Carlson
 
135 :07x06 - Secret Boyfriend (Nov/11/2005)
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner he thinks it’s going to be a bad combination, but then she reveals her feelings for him and sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm finds that she is embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job and kicks him out of the house to prove it.
Guest Stars: Sarah Mason as Vicki, Erik Von Detten as Brad, Perry D'Marco as Teacher, Harold Sylvester as Phelps, Larry Polson as Lloyd, Hayden Panettiere as Jessica
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Gary Murphy (1)
 
136 :07x07 - Blackout (Nov/18/2005)
Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, but he catches Jamie off-guard and ends up knocking the lights out in the house. Meanwhile, it’s Lois who’s in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner and forces Reese to cook them a romantic feast at home, and Malcolm who ends up in hot water when he sneaks three Swedish girls into the house.
Guest Stars: Julia Levy-Boeken as Inge, Ellen Hollman as Maayke, Anastasia Baranova as Sonja
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Eric Kaplan
 
137 :07x08 - Army Buddy (Dec/02/2005)
Hal enjoys pampering an aching and exhausted Lois, but all that changes when she buys orthotic inserts for her shoes and has renewed energy – so Hal plots to destroy the orthotics and get his weary wife back. Meanwhile, Reese’s Army pal pays a visit, but she gets defensive when Reese thinks they’re more than friends.
Guest Stars: Larisa Oleynik as Abby
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Neil Thompson
 
138 :07x09 - Malcolm Defends Reese (Dec/16/2005)
Lois finds a new babysitter for Jamie who is wonderful until she opens her mouth and starts to drive Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are in the same class, but Reese is the one being picked on by the teacher – until Malcolm stands up for him.
Guest Stars: Steve Vinovich as Mr. Hodges, Kathryn Joosten as Claire, Vanessa Marano as Gina, Mimi Cozzens as Donna, Kevin Will as Gina's Father, Tom Lent as Janitor, Fiona Hale as Edna, Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe
Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Matthew Carlson
 
139 :07x10 - Malcolm's Money (Jan/06/2006)
When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it and buy new pipes for the house or a new boat, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie. In a weak moment Lois spends the entire chunk of change on a dollhouse, but they feel so guilty they end up paying Malcolm back. Meanwhile, Reese spends all of his free time in a nursing home.
Guest Stars: Alanna Masterson as Heidi, Perry Anzilotti as Earl, Gloria LeRoy as Judith, Tangelia Rouse as Mavis, Lillian Adams as Mona, Marcus Toji as Owen, Murray Rubin as Teddy
Director: Steve Love
Writer: Michael Glouberman
 
140 :07x11 - Bride of Ida (1) (Jan/13/2006)
When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys. Ida thinks that Reese needs to become a man, so she forces the two brothers into a competition and if Reese wins he takes Raduca as his bride.

Meanwhile, when Lois and Hal return home they're shocked to find out Reese has run off to Vegas.
Guest Stars: Traber Burns as Minister, Yvette Nicole Brown as Female Security Agent #2, James Henriksen as Male Security Agent, Hayley DuMond as Sally, Kathleen Garret as Mrs. Werner, Michael Yama as Mr. Yamamoto, Doug Ballard as Buisiness man, Nikki Tyler-Flynn as Female Security Agent, Rheagan Wallace as Raduca, Cloris Leachman as Ida
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
141 :07x12 - College Recruiters (2) (Jan/29/2006)
Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal.
Guest Stars: James McCauley as Burt, Scott Klace as Ned, Pete Gardner as Milt, Roark Critchlow as Vince, Josh Hammond as Travis, Rheagan Wallace as Raduca, Reid Collums as Bela
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Jay Kogen
 
142 :07x13 - Mono (Feb/12/2006)
Lois finds out that she has Mono when she goes to the doctor's office, and ends up giving it to Malcolm. Malcolm and Lois have to spend a whole day in the same room together, and end up bonding.
Guest Stars: Kathleen York as Ellie, Brian Palermo (1) as Steve, Frank Crim as Barry, Stuart Fratkin as Dave, Johanna McKay as Carol
Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Andy Bobrow
 
143 :07x14 - Hal Grieves (Feb/19/2006)
Hal gets a devastating phone call that his father has passed away, but since Hal never met his father, he doesn't feel sad. In an attempt to overcompensate with his kids, Hal takes the boys shopping, lets them miss school. Hal even offers to buy Malcolm a new car until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a visit from George Takei will cheer him up.
Guest Stars: George Takei as Himself, Nolan North as Leonard Nimoy, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Bob Hope, Maurice Godin as Car Dealer
Director: Christopher Masterson
Writer: Eric Kaplan
 
144 :07x15 - A.A. (Mar/05/2006)
Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it.
Guest Stars: Stephen Lee (2) as Speaker #1, James Geralden as Speaker #2, Matthew J. Willig as Crash, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Alan J. Higgins
 
145 :07x16 - Lois Strikes Back (Mar/19/2006)
Lois decides to get revenge on four popular high school girls who play a mean prank on Reese. As she plans her revenge, Hal builds his own pitching machine in the garage.
Guest Stars: Diane Robin as Hiedi's Mom, Rick Zieff as Hiedi's Dad, Chancellor Miller as Jordan, Christel Khalil (2) as Kristin, Steve Vinovich as Mr. Hodges, Danielle Savre as Hiedi, Amy Davidson as Paula
Director: Alex Reid (1)
Writer: Gary Murphy (1)
 
146 :07x17 - Hal's Dentist (Mar/26/2006)
When Hal looses his tooth during a poker game, his buddy Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but Hal really feels the pain when he's hit with a $2,000 bill that causes a rift between the two friends. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike and Malcolm and Dewey find their new favorite pastime of sleeping.
Guest Stars: Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Alex Morris as Trey, Edward James Gage as Brian, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Paul Rae as Cop, Michaela Watkins as Receptionist, Scott Director as Customer, Danny Chambers (1) as Man At Alley
Director: Steve Love
Writer: Jay Kogen
 
147 :07x18 - Bomb Shelter (Apr/02/2006)
Malcolm joins a dancing class to impress a girl, but starts to regret it when Dick, a rival student, challenges him to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad.
Guest Stars: Sonya Eddy as Mabel, Suzie Pollard as Hannah, Mark DeCarlo as Announcer, Sandra Purpuro as Miss Zieger, Fernando Jimenez as Cell-Phone Guy, Darryl Henriques as Oven Guy, Kevin Donohoe (1) as Girl's Boyfriend, Andrea Silvers as Girl Contestant, Wendy Worthington as Cheryl, Lynsey Bartilson as Danielle, Ryan Raftery as Dick
Director: Matthew Carlson
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
148 :07x19 - Stevie in the Hospital (Apr/09/2006)
Stevie goes to the hospital, while Malcolm makes up every excuse in the book because he can't face the truth about his best friend's illness. Meanwhile, Hal gets competitive with his remote control boat and Lois thinks she's losing her mind.
Guest Stars: Terry Rhoads as Supervisor, Jan Hoag as Receptionist, Damon Jones (1) as Carl, Kevin Brief as Brian, John Balma as Clerk, Zach Mills as Matt, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: David Wright (1)
 
149 :07x20 - Cattle Court (Apr/16/2006)
Reese heads back to work at the meat plant and meets Carrie, a cute vegetarian. He pretends to go along with her politics, and he almost pulls it off until he's caught red-handed with a pork chop. To get Carrie back, Reese goes to the plant and sets all of the cows free. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to pull the wool over Lois' eyes and sneak off to a rock concert.
Guest Stars: Mildred Dumas as Elderly Lady, Michael Burger as Cow Judge, Alec Medlock (1) as Kid, Nestor Serrano as Pig Prosecutor, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Tara Lipinski as Carrie
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Michael Glouberman
 
150 :07x21 - Morp (Apr/23/2006)
Reese gets paid to take a girl named Janice to the prom, but only after she gives him a makeover. Malcolm and the unpopular kids untie and make their own party during the prom called, "Morp".
Guest Stars: Caitlin Crosby as Kelly, Amy Halloran as Carla, Scarlett Lam as Jeanie, Shanna Collins as Shana, Kate Micucci as Heather, Adam Rose as Ken, Samantha Streets as Anna, Nikki Boyer as Pedicurist, Jozef Fahey as Mike, Eddie Pepitone as Homeless Nick, Evan Sabara as Kid In Locker
Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Gary Murphy (1)
 
151 :07x22 - Graduation (May/14/2006)
Recently elected valedictorian of his graduating class, Malcolm struggles with his speech, but Lois refuses to hear his complaints and reveals her plans for him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese will do anything to get a permanent job as the high school janitor, even concocting the most disgusting mess of all time, which explodes all over the family. At home, Hal struggles with Malcolm's Harvard tuition and Francis lands a "real" job working 9 to 5 in a cubicle and enjoys every minute of it. Grandma Ida returns for the family festivities, and they all bid farewell to Malcolm when he leaves for college.
Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Lamont Thompson as Cedric Hampton, Steve Vinovich as Principal, Raymond O'Connor as Al, Noah Matthews (1) as Young Malcolm, Cloris Leachman as Ida, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Michael Glouberman
 
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