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Season 7

130 :07x01 - Burning Man

Sep/30/2005
The Wilkerson boys plan to sneak off to a New Age festival in the hope of seeing some naked women, but when their parents find out, the trip becomes a family affair. Malcolm falls for an older woman, while Lois goes topless after discovering the joys of hemp.
Guest Stars: Cece Tsou as Vivian | Jeff Doucette as Nate | Rosanna Arquette as Anita | Cece Tsou as Vivian | Jeff Doucette as Nate | Rosanna Arquette as Anita
Director: Peter Lauer

132 :07x03 - Reese vs. Stevie

Oct/21/2005
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a pact with him that he'll stop drinking coffee if Dewey kicks the habit, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to beat their addictions, they both start sneaking around. Meanwhile, Reese picks a fight with Stevie and their confrontation gets heated
Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe |
Co-Guest Stars: Lukas Rodriguez as Jamie
Writer: Alex Reid

133 :07x04 - Halloween

Oct/28/2005
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Guest Stars: David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar | Rose Abdoo as Marcie | Alex Weed as Karl | David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman

135 :07x06 - Secret Boyfriend

Nov/11/2005
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner he thinks it’s going to be a bad combination, but then she reveals her feelings for him and sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm finds that she is embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job and kicks him out of the house to prove it.
Guest Stars: Hayden Panettiere as Jessica | Harold Sylvester as Phelps | Sarah Wright as Vicki | Hayden Panettiere as Jessica | Harold Sylvester as Phelps | Erik Von Detten as Brad | Sarah Wright as Vicki |
Co-Guest Stars: Larry Polson as Lloyd | Perry D'Marco as Teacher | Larry Polson as Lloyd | Perry D'Marco as Teacher
Director: Peter Lauer
Songs: Simple Plan -- Shut Up

138 :07x09 - Malcolm Defends Reese

Dec/16/2005
Lois finds a new babysitter for Jamie who is wonderful until she opens her mouth and starts to drive Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are in the same class, but Reese is the one being picked on by the teacher – until Malcolm stands up for him.
Guest Stars: Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe | Fiona Hale as Edna | Tom Lent as Janitor | Mimi Cozzens as Donna | Vanessa Marano as Gina | Kathryn Joosten as Claire | Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe | Fiona Hale as Edna | Tom Lent as Janitor | Kevin Will as Gina's Father | Mimi Cozzens as Donna | Vanessa Marano as Gina | Kathryn Joosten as Claire
Director: Bryan Cranston

139 :07x10 - Malcolm's Money

Jan/06/2006
Malcolm gets a check for his college fund but never sees it as Hal and Lois intercept. A debate soon erupts over what they should do with it (new water pipes or a boat) until someone else wants in. Meanwhile, Reese gets into (and causes) trouble when he starts hanging out at the nursing home.
Guest Stars: Lillian Adams as Mona | Tangelia Rouse as Mavis | Gloria LeRoy as Judith | Marcus Toji as Owen | Lillian Adams as Mona | Tangelia Rouse as Mavis | Gloria LeRoy as Judith | Perry Anzilotti as Earl | Alanna Masterson as Heidi |
Co-Guest Stars: Dan Olivo as Nick
Director: Steve Love

140 :07x11 - Bride of Ida (1)

Jan/13/2006
When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys. Ida thinks that Reese needs to become a man, so she forces the two brothers into a competition and if Reese wins he takes Raduca as his bride.

Meanwhile, when Lois and Hal return home they're shocked to find out Reese has run off to Vegas.
Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida | Cloris Leachman as Ida |
Guest Stars: Rheagan Wallace as Raduca | Nikki Tyler-Flynn as Female Security Agent | Doug Ballard as Buisiness man | Kathleen Garrett as Ms. Werner | Hayley DuMond as Sally | James Henriksen as Male Security Agent | Yvette Nicole Brown as Female Security Agent #2 | Traber Burns as Minister | Rheagan Wallace as Raduca | Nikki Tyler-Flynn as Female Security Agent | Doug Ballard as Buisiness man | Michael Yama as Mr. Yamamoto | Kathleen Garrett as Ms. Werner | Hayley DuMond as Sally | James Henriksen as Male Security Agent | Yvette Nicole Brown as Female Security Agent #2
Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Rob Ulin

141 :07x12 - College Recruiters (2)

Jan/29/2006
Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal.
Guest Stars: Rheagan Wallace as Raduca | Pete Gardner as Milt | James McCauley as Burt | Josh Hammond as Travis | Scott Klace as Ned |
Co-Guest Stars: Reid Collums as Bela | Reid Collums as Bela
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Jay Kogen

142 :07x13 - Mono

Feb/12/2006
Lois finds out that she has Mono when she goes to the doctor's office, and ends up giving it to Malcolm. Malcolm and Lois have to spend a whole day in the same room together, and end up bonding.
Guest Stars: Frank Crim as Barry | Kathleen York as Ellie | Frank Crim as Barry | Brian Palermo as Steve | Kathleen York as Ellie |
Co-Guest Stars: Johanna McKay as Carol

143 :07x14 - Hal Grieves

Feb/19/2006
Hal gets a devastating phone call that his father has passed away, but since Hal never met his father, he doesn't feel sad. In an attempt to overcompensate with his kids, Hal takes the boys shopping, lets them miss school. Hal even offers to buy Malcolm a new car until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a visit from George Takei will cheer him up.
Special Guest Stars: George Takei as Himself |
Guest Stars: Maurice Godin as Car Dealer | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Maurice Godin as Car Dealer |
Co-Guest Stars: Nolan North as Leonard Nimoy
Writer: Eric Kaplan

144 :07x15 - A.A.

Mar/05/2006
Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it.
Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama | James Geralden as Speaker #2 | Emy Coligado as Piama | James Geralden as Speaker #2 | Stephen Lee (1) as Speaker #1 |
Co-Guest Stars: Matthew J. Willig as Crash (as Matthew Willig)
Director: Steve Welch

146 :07x17 - Hal's Dentist

Mar/26/2006
When Hal looses his tooth during a poker game, his buddy Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but Hal really feels the pain when he's hit with a $2,000 bill that causes a rift between the two friends. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike and Malcolm and Dewey find their new favorite pastime of sleeping.
Guest Stars: Michaela Watkins as Receptionist | Dan Martin as Malik | Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve (as Jonathan C. Williams) | Edward James Gage as Brian | Alex Morris as Trey | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Michaela Watkins as Receptionist | Paul Rae as Cop | Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve (as Jonathan C. Williams) | Edward James Gage as Brian | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe |
Co-Guest Stars: Danny Chambers as Man at Alley | Danny Chambers as Man at Alley | Scott Director as Customer
Director: Steve Love
Writer: Jay Kogen

147 :07x18 - Bomb Shelter

Apr/02/2006
Malcolm joins a dancing class to impress a girl, but starts to regret it when Dick, a rival student, challenges him to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad.
Guest Stars: Ryan Raftery as Dick | Lynsey Bartilson as Danielle | Andrea Silvers as Girl Contestant | Darryl Henriques as Oven Guy | Sandra Purpuro as Miss Zieger | Mark DeCarlo as Announcer | Suzie Pollard as Hanna | Sonya Eddy as Mabel | Ryan Raftery as Dick | Lynsey Bartilson as Danielle | Andrea Silvers as Girl Contestant | Darryl Henriques as Oven Guy | Sandra Purpuro as Miss Zieger | Sonya Eddy as Mabel |
Co-Guest Stars: Kevin Donohoe (1) as Girl's Boyfriend | Karen Russell as Janet | Wendy Worthington as Cheryl | Kevin Donohoe (1) as Girl's Boyfriend | Fernando Jimenez as Cell-Phone Guy
Writer: Rob Ulin
Songs: Chelo -- Cha Cha

148 :07x19 - Stevie in the Hospital

Apr/09/2006
Stevie goes to the hospital, while Malcolm makes up every excuse in the book because he can't face the truth about his best friend's illness. Meanwhile, Hal gets competitive with his remote control boat and Lois thinks she's losing her mind.
Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Zach Mills as Matt | John Balma as Clerk | Kevin Brief as Brian | Damon Jones (1) as Carl | Jan Hoag as Receptionist | Terry Rhoads as Supervisor | Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Zach Mills as Matt | John Balma as Clerk | Kevin Brief as Brian | Damon Jones (1) as Carl | Jan Hoag as Receptionist | Terry Rhoads as Supervisor |
Co-Guest Stars: Brooks McBeth as Lyle
Director: Steve Welch

149 :07x20 - Cattle Court

Apr/16/2006
Reese heads back to work at the meat plant and meets Carrie, a cute vegetarian. He pretends to go along with her politics, and he almost pulls it off until he's caught red-handed with a pork chop. To get Carrie back, Reese goes to the plant and sets all of the cows free. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to pull the wool over Lois' eyes and sneak off to a rock concert.
Guest Stars: David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) | Tara Lipinski as Carrie | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) |
Co-Guest Stars: Nestor Serrano as Pig Prosecutor | Michael Burger as Cow Judge | Mildred Dumas as Elderly Lady | Nestor Serrano as Pig Prosecutor | Alec Medlock as Kid | Mildred Dumas as Elderly Lady
Director: Peter Lauer

150 :07x21 - Morp

Apr/23/2006
Reese gets paid to take a girl named Janice to the prom, but only after she gives him a makeover. Malcolm and the unpopular kids untie and make their own party during the prom called, "Morp".
Guest Stars: Caitlin Crosby as Kelly | Amy Halloran as Carla | Amy Halloran as Carla | Scarlett Lam as Jeanie | Scarlett Lam as Jeanie | Shanna Collins as Shana | Jeff Braine as AJ | Kate Micucci as Heather | Adam Rose as Ken | Samantha Streets as Anna | Samantha Streets as Anna |
Co-Guest Stars: Nikki Boyer as Pedicurist | Jozef Fahey as Mike | Jozef Fahey as Mike | Eddie Pepitone as Homeless Nick | Evan Sabara as Kid in locker | Evan Sabara as Kid in locker | Joshua Gundeling Williamson as Employee Robbie
Director: David D'Ovidio
Songs: Hilary Duff -- Beat of My Heart, Keaton Simons -- Currently, Bloc Party -- Helicopter, Lady Sovereign -- Random, Pussycat Dolls -- Stickwitu

151 :07x22 - Graduation

May/14/2006
Recently elected valedictorian of his graduating class, Malcolm struggles with his speech, but Lois refuses to hear his complaints and reveals her plans for him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese will do anything to get a permanent job as the high school janitor, even concocting the most disgusting mess of all time, which explodes all over the family. At home, Hal struggles with Malcolm's Harvard tuition and Francis lands a "real" job working 9 to 5 in a cubicle and enjoys every minute of it. Grandma Ida returns for the family festivities, and they all bid farewell to Malcolm when he leaves for college.
Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida | Cloris Leachman as Ida |
Guest Stars: Steve Vinovich as Principal | Lamont Thompson as Cedric Hampton | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) | Emy Coligado as Piama | Raymond O'Connor as Al | Steve Vinovich as Principal | Lamont Thompson as Cedric Hampton | David Anthony Higgins as Craig (as Dave Higgins) | Emy Coligado as Piama | Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Gary Anthony Williams as Abe | Linwood Boomer as Loan Shark (as Enzo Stussi) |
Co-Guest Stars: Noah Matthews as Young Malcolm | Noah Matthews as Young Malcolm
Songs: Citizen King -- Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out)