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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Jan/09/2000) | | A young boy named, Malcolm is found to have a genius IQ. He is placed into a gifted class though he would much rather remain with the normal kids. Now he must deal with the fact that he is now shunned and bullied because of his intelligence. | | Guest Stars: Dylan Kasch as Crony #1, Landry Allbright as Julie, Martin Spanjers as Richard, Nicholas Pappone as Nervous Kid, Ibrahim Haneef Muhammad as Another Kid, Austin Stout as Spath's Victim, Brian Cicerone as Kid at school, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Vincent Berry as Dave Spath, Merrin Dungey as Malcolm's teacher | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Linwood Boomer | | Songs: Citizen King -- Better Days, They Might Be Giants -- Boss of Me | | | | | | | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Shame (Feb/06/2000) | | Malcolm feels overwhelming guilt when he attacks a seven year old bully and tries to find various ways to repent. Meanwhile, Francis tries to fix up the sex education program at military school and Hal, Reese, and Dewey become obsessed with a wood-chipper. | | Guest Stars: Roger Marks as Rabbi, Annie O'Donnell as Nurse, Adam Hendershott as Cadet Adam, Michael Canavan as Priest, Paul Willson (1) as Ed, Gregory Bell as New Age Guru, Amy Higgins as Rowena, Alessandro Canale as Krelboyn Boy, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Karim Prince as Stanley, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Robert Grovich as Kevin | Director: Nick Marck
Writer: David Richardson (1) | | | | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Sleepover (Feb/20/2000) | | While sleeping over Stevie's house Malcolm convinces him to sneak out. While they are out at the arcade, Stevie's wheelchair gets lost. At military school Francis deals with a group of bullies. | | Guest Stars: Scotch Ellis Loring as Photographer, Merrin Dungey as Mrs. Kenarban, Karim Prince as Stanley, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban, | Co-Guest Stars: Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Mr. Kenarban, Sheff Otis as Stevenson, Arjay Smith as Finley, Chad Brannon as Cadet, Nick Gaza (2) as Security Guard, Bart McCarthy as Homeless man, Ahmad Stoner as Thief #1, Joey Simmrin as Thief #2 | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | | | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Krelboyne Picnic (Mar/12/2000) | | When the entire family attends a picnic for Malcolm's class, they each get into disastrous situations. Lois gets into a fight with another mother, Hal gets in trouble for cooking real meat, Francis gets in a fasted-paced relationship with a girl, Reese's plan to beat up Krelboynes backfires, and Malcolm goes as far as to make a chemical bomb to get out of his performance. | | Guest Stars: Jerry Lambert as Dave, Mark Rickard as Eraserhead's Brother, Katherine Ellis as Jody, Lianne Pattison as Woman #1, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Beth Grant as Dorene | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Lois vs. Evil (Mar/19/2000) | | When the boys destroy a steam cleaner at Lois's job, she is fired. This causes Lois to restrict as much money spending as possible in the family which leads to a food drive and Hal being sent to the emergency room. Meanwhile Francis is excited to to guard the Miss Teen Alabama Beauty Pageant. | | Guest Stars: Rick Scarry as Preacher, Alexandra Picatto as Bridget, Landry Allbright as Julie, Elise Horn as Tanya, David Beach (1) as Dr. Don, Harris Doran as Praying Guy, Shea Curry as Dina, Karim Prince as Stanley, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Marc Vann as Pinter | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Michael Begler, Jack Amiel (1) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - The Bots and the Bees (May/07/2000) | | Malcolm and his brothers decide to build a robot while Lois is out of town visiting Francis, only for their dad to take over the whole project. | | Guest Stars: Marco Gould as Infirmed Cadet, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Arjay Smith as Cadet Ken Finley, Drew Powell as Cadet Drew, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar | Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Alan J. Higgins, David Richardson (1) | | | | | | |
| 16 :01x16 - Water Park (1) (May/21/2000) | | Malcolm and Reese fight it out at a water park, Spangler challenges Francis to an unusual variation on the game of pool, and Dewey spends the day with a peculiar babysitter. | | Guest Stars: Adam Vernier as Large Man, Laura Roth as Teenage Girl, Kevin Christy as Attendant, Amanda Fuller as April, Malachi Pearson as Cadet #1, Marsha Clark (1) as Babysitter, They Might Be Giants as Themselves, John Michael Miller (1) as Lifeguard, Jared McVay as Elderly Man, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Kasan Butcher as Joe, Beatrice Arthur as Mrs. White | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Pang-Ni Landrum, Maggie Bandur | | | |
Season 2 |
| 17 :02x01 - Traffic Jam (2) (Nov/05/2000) | | Malcolm finally meets his match in the form of an intriguing girl and Reese attempts to break into an ice-cream truck. Meanwhile, Francis makes a bold bet at military camp and Dewey wanders off into the countryside. | | Guest Stars: Andrew Craig as Mr. Wells, Andy MacKenzie as Thief, Clyde Kusatsu as Ice Cream Man, Skip O'Brien as Worker, Arjay Smith as Finley, Mark Christopher Lawrence (1) as Sheriff #1, John Harrington Bland (1) as Sheriff #2, Jayne Taini as Farmer Woman, Erin Briskey as Kid, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Kasan Butcher as Joe, Hallee Hirsh as Jessica | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | Songs: Charlie Daniels -- The Devil Went Down to Georgia | | | |
| 18 :02x02 - Halloween Approximately (Nov/08/2000) | | Malcolm and his brothers set about creating the ultimate stealth weapon with a little help from Francis, who is on leave from the military academy. Lois and Hal tackle a dangerous driver terrorizing the neighborhood by building their own speed ramp. | | Guest Stars: Jack Shearer as Neighbor #1, Kevin Brief as Guy, Danny Cistone as Jogger, Kate Asner as Neighbor #2, Leslie David Baker (1) as Cop, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Mary Gillis as Old Lady | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | | | | | |
| 20 :02x04 - Dinner Out (Nov/15/2000) | | The family has an ill-advised dinner date with the Kenarbans and Francis regrets inviting local girls to a party at Marlin Academy. | | Guest Stars: James Henriksen as Waiter, Melissa Marsala as Lorene, Tinsley Grimes as Sue Ann, Arjay Smith as Finley, Francesca Ingrassia (1) as Becky, Drew Powell as Drew, Merrin Dungey as Stevie's mother, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Kasan Butcher as Joe | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 21 :02x05 - Casino (Nov/19/2000) | | Hal is banned from gambling at a casino during a family holiday, so he takes Malcolm and Reese on a disastrous trek into the desert instead. | | Guest Stars: David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Todd Giebenhain (1) as Richie, | Co-Guest Stars: Kasan Butcher as Joe, Michael Horse as Security guy, Ajgie Kirkland as Major Hughes, Todd Eckert as Hotel man, Michelle Davison as Woman, B. J. Porter as Attendant, Kristen Trucksess as Attendant #2, Larry Weissman as Waiter, Sara Van Horn as Riche's mom | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 25 :02x09 - High School Play (Dec/10/2000) | | Hal and Dewey build a private Utopia from plastic blocks. Malcolm lands the lead role in the high-school play, but lets his new-found celebrity status go to his head. | | Guest Stars: Busy Philipps as Meghan, Octavia Spencer as Cashier, Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad as Mr. Li, Catherine Lloyd Burns (1) as Caroline, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, Natasha Melnick as Amber, Daniel Von Bargen as Commandant Spangler, | Co-Guest Stars: Kasan Butcher as Cadet Joe, Jose Espinoza as Cadet Jose, Paityn James as Siobhand, Richard Topol as Mr. Grieb, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Avery Kidd Waddell as Al, Bill Rutkoski as Teacher, Adam C. Vignola as Janitor | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Pang-Ni Landrum, Maggie Bandur | | | |
| 26 :02x10 - The Bully (Dec/17/2000) | | When Reese relinquishes his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors. Meanwhile, Francis dreads his forthcoming birthday, fearing the traditional pranks that run rife through Marlin Academy on such occasions. | | Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, | Co-Guest Stars: Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Kasan Butcher as Cadet Joe, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Michael White as Coach, John Lacy (1) as Spectator, Eric Fleeks as Ref, Laura Henry as Jeffrey's mother, Ellis E. Williams (1) as Patient, Susan Yeagley as Nurse, Eric Marquette as Braveheart, Tyler Roche as Jeffrey, Jerry Messing as Big kid #2, Jacob Franchek as Big kid #3, Nick Fuoco as Big kid #4, T. J. Beacom as Big kid #5, Kenneth Schmidt as Little kid #1, Dion Clinton Overstreet Jr. as Little kid #2 | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Alex Reid (1) | | | | | | | | | |
| 29 :02x13 - New Neighbors (Jan/21/2001) | | The neighbors from hell move in next door and Hal insists on making friends with them, while the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from `the last great hero', Oliver North. | | Guest Stars: Michael Welch as Josh, Gregory Jbara as Mike, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Robin Riker as Tina, | Co-Guest Stars: Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Arjay Smith as Cadet Finley, Christopher DerGregorian as Hector, Dakota Fanning as Emily, Denalda Williams as Police Officer, Zack Phifer as Steve, Sarah Ashley as Teenage Girl | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum | | | |
| 30 :02x14 - Hal Quits (Feb/04/2001) | | Hal decides to quit his job to become an artist and Francis wades through a week's worth of inventory work at Lucky Aide, leaving Malcolm to question what his own future career might be. | | Guest Stars: Robert Clendenin as Garkech, Shaun Toub as Janic, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Kurt Fuller as Mr. Young, | Co-Guest Stars: Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Will Jennings as Eraserhead, Thomas Crawford as Randall, Reece Morgan as Jeremy, Steffani Brass as Eliza, Rusty Flood as Oscar | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Andrew Orenstein, Michael Glouberman | | Songs: En Vogue -- Free Your Mind | | | |
| 31 :02x15 - The Grandparents (Feb/11/2001) | | Lois's disapproving parents come to stay, and initially make a generous offer - but then renege on the deal at the last moment. Meanwhile, Francis gets struck down by food poisoning at Mardi Gras. | | Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, Robert Loggia as Victor, | Co-Guest Stars: Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Drew Powell as Cadet Drew, Kasan Butcher as Cadet Joe, Joyce Fessides as Maid, Bobby Brewer (2) as Boy #1, Matthew Dunn as Young Dewey | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | | | | | |
| 33 :02x17 - Surgery (Feb/25/2001) | | Malcolm goes into hospital to have an operation for suspected appendicitis, while Francis stages a hunger strike at Marlin Academy. | | Guest Stars: Torsten Voges as Helmut, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Arjay Smith as Cadet Finley, Steven Gilborn as Dr. Harrison, | Co-Guest Stars: Drew Powell as Cadet Drew, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Javier Grajeda as Anesthesiologist, Linda Pine as Cathryn, Joe Colligan as White-coated man, Mike Rad as Lab Technician, Chase Ellison as Little Boy | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum | | | |
| 34 :02x18 - Reese Cooks (Mar/04/2001) | | Reese discovers he has a gift for cooking, Malcolm urges his classmate to call off a party and Francis is forced to write a term paper. | | Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban, Tania Raymonde as Cynthia, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Miriam Flynn as Cooking Teacher, | Co-Guest Stars: Fred Sanders as Cynthia's dad, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Michael Emanuel as Angry dad, Ashlee Simpson as High School Girl, Sheila Shaw as Student #1, Coleen Maloney (1) as Student #2, Christopher Hutson as Student #3, Adam Craig Duro as Kid #1 | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 38 :02x22 - Mini-Bike (Apr/29/2001) | | Hal and Francis attend an enlightening father-and-son weekend at the military academy, while the younger boys put pressure on Lois in their quest for mini-bikes. | | Guest Stars: Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, | Co-Guest Stars: Drew Powell as Cadet Drew, Kasan Butcher as Cadet Joe, Clement E. Blake as Garbage man, Brian Noonan as Cadet Drew's father, Chip Heller as Cadet Eric's father #1, Weston Blakesley (1) as Cadet Eric's father #2, Eric Payne as Cadet Joe's father, Brianna Deutsch (2) as Reese's fantasy girl | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Andrew Orenstein, Michael Glouberman | | | | | | |
| 40 :02x24 - Evacuation (May/13/2001) | | Hal accidentally causes a toxic chemical spill that forces the entire neighborhood to evacuate - and even within the confines of an emergency bunker, Malcolm has to deal with the eternal problem of being grounded. | | Guest Stars: Jerry Trainor as Guardsman, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Casey Sander as Captain James, Cristina Kernan as Didi, | Co-Guest Stars: Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Heather McPhaul as Doris, Brian Tahash as Roy, Reagan Dale Neis as Laura, John Harnagel as Jerry, Linda Porter as Audrey, John Maynard (2) as Father, Emmett Shoemaker as Ronnie, Elizabeth Regan as Waitress, Tom Ayers as Trucker, Kim Delgado as Newsman, Shannon Whirry as Beautiful woman, Katya Abelsky as Little girl | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Gary Murphy (1), Neil Thompson | | | |
| 41 :02x25 - Flashback (May/20/2001) | | Lois has a pregnancy scare which sparks tension in the household and reminds the couple how much their lives have been affected by their children. | | Guest Stars: Doug Cox as Neighbor, David Doty as Priest, Cheryl Carter (1) as Jogger, Jerry Hauck as Co-Worker, Weston Blakesley (1) as Cabbie, Rise Stefani as Delivery Room Nurse, Austin Wolff as Reese at 5, Cody Estes as Malcolm at 4, Stuart Pankin as Doctor, Robert R. Shafer as Police Officer, Scott Berkhausen as Francis at 9, Easton Gage as Francis at 5, Tyler Ryan as Francis at 3, Connor M. Morrison as Reese at 2 | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Ian Busch | | | |
Season 3 |
| 42 :03x01 - Houseboat (1) (Nov/11/2001) | | When Malcolm and Stevie's families go on a houseboat holiday together, nothing seems to go to plan. The brainy troublemaker is forced to go fishing, Dewey is left hanging for hours on a rope swing and a friendly game of Scrabble turns into a slang match. Meanwhile, Francis decides to quit school so he can go to Alaska and earn a fortune on an oil rig. | | Guest Stars: Scott Adsit as Attorney, Lawrence Mandley as Security Guard, Matthew Morgan Scott as Sales Guy, Brooke Anne Smith (3) as Tracey, Shannon Marie Woodward as Tammy, Whitney Laux as Girl, Stella Bach as Woman, Merrin Dungey as Kitty Kenarben, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarben, Daniel Von Bargen as Edwin Spangler, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Arjay Smith as Cadet Finley, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Bob Stevens (3) | | | | | | | | | |
| 45 :03x04 - Malcolm's Girlfriend (Nov/28/2001) | | Malcolm's schoolwork suffers after he gets a girlfriend and Francis holes up with a mad bomber in a remote Canadian cabin. | | Guest Stars: Smalls as Burly Guy, Colin Ferguson as Deputy Brock, Terry Rhoads as Sheriff Chad, Cristine Rose as Mrs. Demarco, Karen Witter as Vanessa, Stacy Keach (1) as Carl, Alessandra Toreson as Sara, Jack Impellizzeri as Deputy #2, Cody Estes as Young Malcolm, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban, Charlie Stewart (1) as Kid #2, Malcolm David Kelley as Kid #1, Matthew Dunn as Young Dewey, Dillon John (1) as Young Reese, Jonathan Jones (1) as Zealot, Marcella Lentz-Pope as Holly, Logan O'Brien as Ronnie | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Ian Busch | | | |
| 46 :03x05 - Charity (Dec/02/2001) | | Malcolm and his brothers gain personal profit from doing charity work for the church, and Francis discovers what life is like in a logging camp. | | Guest Stars: Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Sandy Ward as Pete, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, | Co-Guest Stars: Bette Rae as Mrs. Potts, Richard Gross (1) as Logger, Terry Woodberry as Bill, Marsha Kramer as Toni, Randy Thompson as Cop | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | Songs: Lynyrd Skynyrd -- Sweet Home Alabama | | | | | | | | | |
| 49 :03x08 - Poker (Jan/06/2002) | | Hal and Abe fall out over a poker game, Francis gets trapped in a remote cabin during a blizzard and Reese trips the light fantastic at a dance class. | | Guest Stars: Vivian Smallwood as Althea, Harry Groener as Rudy, Alex Morris as Trey, Norma Michaels (1) as Ethel, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Edward James Gage as Brian, Jackie Benoit as Mrs. Jenkins, Victoria Stevens as Mrs. Tompkins, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, John Ennis as Artie, Sandy Ward as Pete, Dan Martin (1) as Malik | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Borkow | | | | | | |
| 51 :03x10 - Lois's Makeover (Jan/27/2002) | | Lois's colleagues decide she needs a makeover - resulting in unexpected attention from Hal. Meanwhile, Francis learns the art of rat-catching. | | Guest Stars: Jean Sincere as Old Woman, David A. Kimball as Man, Jack Donner as Old Man, Benita Krista Nall as Monique, Craig Welzbacher as Brian, Steven Houska as Tom, Karl T. Wright as Mark, Larry Udy as Logger Buzz, Richard Gross (1) as Logger Dave, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Sandy Ward as Pete, Stephen Tobolowsky as Mr. Fisher, Virginia McMath as Customer | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 52 :03x11 - Company Picnic (1) (Feb/03/2002) | | The works picnic proves tricky for the whole family as Hal tries to avoid his new boss, a girl ties Malcolm in knots, and Lois clashes with an obnoxious woman. | | Special Guest Stars: Howie Long as Howie, Patrick Warburton as Mr. Landon, Susan Sarandon as Meg, Tom Green (1) as Steve, Terry Bradshaw as Coach Clarence, Heidi Klum as Toothless Hockey Player, Christina Ricci as Kelly, | Guest Stars: Joey Hiott as Crying Kid, Stephen Root as Mr. Pratt, Lauren Storm as Laurie, Magic Johnson as Hockey Player, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Bradley Whitford as Meg's Husband, Aaron Hill as George, Michael Kostroff as Toadie, Nicholas E. Barb as Boy | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Story: Janae Bakken | Teleplay: Alan J. Higgins | | | |
| 53 :03x12 - Company Picnic (2) (Feb/03/2002) | | The picnic causes chaos for the family as Malcolm humiliates himself further and Hal can't face admitting his real identity to his boss. Meanwhile, Francis regrets his bet against the loggers' hockey team and Reese bonds with his scavenger hunt partner. | | Special Guest Stars: Terry Bradshaw as Coach Clarence, Magic Johnson as Ringer Hockey Player #32, Howie Long as Howie, Patrick Warburton as Mr. Landon, Bradley Whitford as Meg's Husband, Susan Sarandon as Meg, | Guest Stars: Stephen Root as Mr. Pratt, Lauren Storm as Laurie, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Sandy Ward as Pete, John Ennis as Artie, | Co-Guest Stars: Thomas Lumberg, Jr. as Logger Amos, Aaron Hill as George, Nick Mize as Barry, Eric Payne as Phil, Michael Kostroff as Toadie, Steve Witting as Announcer, Nicholas E. Barb as Boy, Lillian Adams as Old Woman, Joey Hiott as Crying Kid | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Story: Janae Bakken | Teleplay: Alan J. Higgins | | | |
| 54 :03x13 - Reese Drives (Feb/10/2002) | | Reese's first driving lesson takes a dangerous turn, while Francis haggles his way out of debt. | | Guest Stars: Don Tiffany as Logger Gary, Frederick Dawson (1) as Sergeant Rowdy, Christopher Michael Moore as Logger Elroy, Richard Gross (1) as Logger Dave, Mel Rodriguez as Logger Neil, Jay Johnston as Ed, David Paul Needles as Logger Bud, Chris Gann as Logger Jack, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Sandy Ward as Pete, Rheagan Wallace as Jackie | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 55 :03x14 - Cynthia's Back (Feb/17/2002) | | Dewey helps Hal overcome his fear of kites, Malcolm reveals Cynthia's big secret, and Francis finds a totem pole unusually interesting. | | Guest Stars: Amy Farrington as Karen, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Tania Raymonde as Cynthia, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Sandy Ward as Pete, John Ennis as Artie, | Co-Guest Stars: Ivan Naranjo as Native Indian Man, Bobby Preston as Young Hal | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Pang-Ni Landrum, Maggie Bandur | | | | | | |
| 57 :03x16 - Hal Coaches (Mar/10/2002) | | Dewey is appalled when Hal takes over as coach of the soccer team, and Malcolm gets more than he bargained for when he sets his computer to act out the lives of his family. Reese resorts to blackmailing his neighbor Ed, and things get heated during an ice-fishing trip. | | Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, Paul Willson (1) as Ed, | Co-Guest Stars: Michael Bailey Smith as Coach, Eric Don as Ryan, Bret Loehr as Carl, Gloria LeRoy as Martha, Maggie Egan as Mrs. Abbott, Billy Mayo as Referee, | Uncredited: Toby Linz as Soccer Player, Caden St. Clair as Soccer Player, Felix Ackman as Soccer Player | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Ian Busch | | | | | | |
| 59 :03x18 - Poker #2 (Apr/21/2002) | | Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie are stuck in the boy's room, with beautiful girls, while Hal plays poker with his new buddies. | | Guest Stars: Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe, Dana Davis as Chandra, Lindsey Haun as Kristen, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Emy Coligado as Piama, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, | Co-Guest Stars: Edward James Gage as Brian, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Alex Morris as Trey, Frederick Dawson (1) as Officer Bob, John Colella as Officer Mel | Director: Jeff Melman
Story: John Bradford Goodman | Teleplay: Bill Hooper (1) | | | | | | |
| 61 :03x20 - Jury Duty (May/01/2002) | | With Lois on jury duty, Hal decides to solve the murder case he thinks she's working on. Meanwhile, Reese reveals a hidden talent when the boys get lost in a storm drain. | | Guest Stars: Eric Nenninger as Eric, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, John Ennis as Artie, Sandy Ward as Pete, George Wyner as Foreman Fred, | Co-Guest Stars: Bonita Friedericy as Susan, Carlease Burke as Janice, Byrne Offutt as Ben, Sean G. Griffin as Judge, Thomas Lumberg, Jr. as Logger Amos, Dennis Cockrum as Police Officer, E. J. de la Pena as Boy, Ashley Tisdale as Girl (as Ashley Michelle Tisdale) | Director: Ken Kwapis
Story: Dan Danko, Tom Mason (2), Pang-Ni Landrum | Teleplay: Pang-Ni Landrum | | | |
| 62 :03x21 - Cliques (May/05/2002) | | The Krelboyne whiz-kids are forced to integrate with various posers, goths and other cliques in the general school crowd, while Hal and Reese race to knock down Dewey's dominoes. | | Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna, | Co-Guest Stars: Victor Z. Isaac as Kevin, Ivan Naranjo as Ivan, Richard Gross (1) as Logger Dave, Miles Marsico as Ian, Shawn Pyfrom as Eddie, Michael L. Morgan (1) as Goth Ronald, Jesse Flanagan as Jock Joey, Charlie Zigler as Jock Wally, Curtis Williams (1) as Skater Andy, Richard Alan Brown (3) as Skater Davey, Glenn Lutz (1) as Preppie Kent, Thomas Mills (2) as Teacher | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Borkow | | | |
| 63 :03x22 - Monkey (May/12/2002) | | While ill in bed, Craig becomes infatuated with his helper - a capuchin monkey - and Reese takes control of the neighborhood watch after apprehending an intruder. | | Guest Stars: Steven Barr as Deputy, Eric Nenninger as Eric, Emy Coligado as Piama, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, John Ennis as Artie, Sandy Ward as Pete, Brenda Wehle as Lavernia, | Co-Guest Stars: Thomas Lumberg, Jr. as Logger Amos, Jesse D. Goins (1) as Officer Smith, Albert Owens as Officer Jones, Ivan Naranjo as Ivan, Al Rondon as Scary Guy, Kenneth Dolin as Neighborhood Man, J. Grant Albrecht (1) as Tough Guy, Michael Horse as Steve, Philip Bolden as Eight-Year-Old, Curtis Williams (1) as Skateboarder, Micah Henson as Batter, Dion Overstreet Jr. as Pitcher, Elijah Runcorn as Kid #1, Dylan Cash (1) as Kid #2 | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | | |
Season 4 |
| 64 :04x01 - Zoo (Nov/03/2002) | | Chaos ensues on a family trip to the zoo. Hal becomes jealous of Lois's ex-boyfriend, Malcolm and Dewey get trapped in a tiger pen and Reese locks horns with a goat. | | Guest Stars: James Henriksen as Zoo worker Pete, Daniel Roebuck as Zoo worker Randy, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Emy Coligado as Piama, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, Tim DeKay as Matt, | Co-Guest Stars: Teddy Lane, Jr. as Zoo worker Mel, Jeremy Forte as Clown, Angela Sargeant as Lady, Rocky McMurray as Zeke, Patrick O'Connor as Suit #1, Rhomeyn Johnson as Suit #2, Ken Daly as Meter reader, David Ury as Mechanic | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 65 :04x02 - Humilithon (Nov/10/2002) | | Malcolm suffers extreme humiliation in his first week as a high-school freshman. Francis surprises everyone by becoming the responsible one at work and Dewey revels in being a latchkey kid. | | Guest Stars: Deborah Harmon as Parent Volunteer, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Tania Raymonde as Cynthia, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Victor Z. Isaac as Kevin, | Co-Guest Stars: Dana Workman as Girl, Theo Rossi as Senior, Darcy Powers as New Parent, Jason Lansing as Student #1, Jordan Masterson as Student #2, Vanessa Lee Chester as Student #3, Paige Segal as Student #4, Leslie Upson as Woman, Joe Costanza as Harry Pinkman, Jeff D'Agostino as Student #5, Cleavon McClendon III as Student #6 | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Borkow | | | |
| 66 :04x03 - Family Reunion (Nov/17/2002) | | Lois finds herself repeatedly insulted at a family reunion, so the youngsters plot revenge and Hal is prompted to stand up to his father. | | Special Guest Stars: Christopher Lloyd (1) as Walter Wilkerson, | Guest Stars: Brenda Strong as Amelia, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna, Jeanine Jackson (1) as Claire, Robert Beuth as Tom, | Co-Guest Stars: John Valdetero as Pete, Matt Knudsen as Jesus/Therapist, Andrew J. Turner as Photographer, Timmy Fitzpatrick as Trevor, Benjamin Bryan as Sammy, Stephen Brennan as Kid #1, Brett Buford as Kid #2, Jonathan D. Pickett as Kid #3, Kyle Clark as Kid #4, | Uncredited: Robert McCall, III as Boy #5 | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alex Reid (1) | | | |
| 67 :04x04 - Stupid Girl (Nov/24/2002) | | Hal hires a steamroller and becomes obsessed with crushing things, while Malcolm puts on an act to attract the attention of a non-intellectual girl. | | Guest Stars: Brittany Renee Finamore as Alison, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Emy Coligado as Piama, | Co-Guest Stars: Randall Bosley as Mr. Dodson, Carlo Michael Mancini as Rental guy, Mehcad Brooks as Big kid, Carole Goldman as Customer, Roger Morrissey as Salesman, Steven Bendik as Kid | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Dan Kopelman | | | |
| 68 :04x05 - Forwards Backwards (Dec/01/2002) | | Malcolm is grounded on his birthday once again when his vengeful battle with Reese gets out of hand. Hal sets out to buy a comic for his son, but has an unfortunate run-in with the shop assistants. | | Guest Stars: Timm Sharp as Dean, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Kenneth Mars as Otto, | Co-Guest Stars: Tom Tartamella as Ronald, Trieu Tran as Bob, Marquis Scott as Ricky, Oscar Nuñez as Ranch Hand, Angee Hughes as Woman Guest, Kevin Dunagin (1) as Male Guest, Bonnie Burroughs as Fake Mom, Matt Hannigan as Fake Dad | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Maggie Bandur | | | |
| 69 :04x06 - Forbidden Girlfriend (Dec/15/2002) | | Malcolm dates a girl whose father dislikes him. Francis becomes chief mediator in a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors, and Dewey discovers a boy who looks just like him. | | Guest Stars: Michael Shamus Wiles as Boyd, Matt Battaglia (2) as Merl, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Reagan Dale Neis as Nicki, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, | Co-Guest Stars: Blue Deckert as Earl, Jonny Acker as High School Kid, Logan A. Graham as Billy Prescott, Fiona Hale as Elderly Lady, Ed Brigadier as Man, Fitzhugh G. Houston as Other Man | Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Matthew Carlson | | | |
| 70 :04x07 - Malcolm Holds His Tongue (Jan/05/2003) | | Reese ventures out with his girlfriend, but makes the mistake of taking Craig along for company. Malcolm tries to be diplomatic - only to end up needing medical assistance. | | Guest Stars: Brittany Renee Finamore as Alison, Reagan Dale Neis as Nicki, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Emy Coligado as Piama, Kevin Kilner as Vince, David Burke (1) as Wheeler, Jack McGee (1) as Coach, | Co-Guest Stars: Jessica Hendra as Joy, Edmund L. Shaff as General, David Grant Wright (1) as Officer #1, Geneviere Anderson as Groupie #1, Mikki Padilla as Groupie #2 | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | | | | | | | | |
| 73 :04x10 - If Boys Were Girls (Feb/09/2003) | | Exasperated with the unruly boys, a pregnant Lois dreams of what life would be like if she had daughters instead - but it turns out that the imaginary Mallory, Renee and Daisy would have been even more of a handful than her sons. | | Guest Stars: Mimi Paley as Renee, Jennette McCurdy as Daisy, Lisa Foiles as Mallory, | Co-Guest Stars: Toran Caudell as Jason, Michelle Anne Johnson as Saleslady, Jeff Rosenthal as Harry, Scott Dreier as Salesman, Stephanie Venditto as Mrs. Tracy, Donna Hardy as Old Lady, Howard George as Frank | Director: Ken Kwapis
Story: Alexandra Kaczenski | Teleplay: Nahnatchka Khan (1) | | | |
| 74 :04x11 - Long Drive (Mar/02/2003) | | Reese goes to prison for the day, Francis is unnerved by a calamity on the ranch and Malcolm feels uncomfortable when Lois insists on giving him a lecture on sex. | | Guest Stars: Frankie Jay Allison as Jach, Alex Morris as Trey, Mighty Rasta as Samuel, Edward James Gage as Brian, Reagan Dale Neis as Nikki, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarben, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, | Co-Guest Stars: Mike Randleman as Ranch hand Ray, Tom McCleister as Chef Arnold, David A. Kimball as M.C., Brian Christopher Stark as Kid #1, Brad Bufanda as Kid #2 | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Michael Borkow | | | | | | |
| 76 :04x13 - Stereo Store (Mar/16/2003) | | Jessica, the boys' sixteen year old babysitter, tricks them into doing chores around the house, even Malcolm is fooled. Hal gets a job as a salesman. | | Guest Stars: Jeremy Howard as Ethan, Angela Little as Debbie, Todd Holland (1) as Patrick, Hayden Panettiere as Jessica, Elisa Leonetti as French Maid, Leslie David Baker (1) as Customer #2, Brittany Renee Finamore as Alison, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, Gregg Binkley as Randy, Corey Lovett as Seth, Helen Slayton-Hughes as Elderly Woman, Svan Baccaras as Dilly Actor, James Gidrdand as Naked Man, Jon Ryckman as Arnie, Kristina Colon as Tori | Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Matthew Carlson | | | | | | |
| 78 :04x15 - Garage Sale (Apr/06/2003) | | Lois puts Reese in charge of the family garage sale and Hal rediscovers his anarchic side when he starts broadcasting on his pirate radio station under the name Kid Charlemagne. | | Guest Stars: Kenneth Mars as Otto, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, | Co-Guest Stars: Kirk Ward as FCC Officer, Richard Eck as Police Officer, Matt Corboy as Husband, Kathleen M. Darcy as Wife, Mildred Dumas as Elderly lady, Connor Swanek as Toddler Reese, Jay Collette as 8 Year Old Reese, Cody Arens as 6 Year Old Malcolm | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Maggie Bandur | | | |
| 79 :04x16 - Academic Octathalon (Apr/13/2003) | | Reese takes desperate steps to avoid attending a dance, Hal tries to get Dewey to admit he loves him, and Malcolm becomes infuriated by the eagerness of his academic octathlon team-mates. | | Guest Stars: Tucker Smallwood as Baffert, Joe O'Connor as Jones, Todd Hurst as Joey, Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe, Kyle Sullivan as Dabney, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Victor Z. Isaac as Kevin, Emy Coligado as Piama, Brittany Renee Finamore as Alison, | Co-Guest Stars: Alec Medlock as Rubinger, Spencer Pennington as Nerd Ricky, Joey Tyllesen as Nerd Melvin, Bill Timoney as Mr. Miller, Rose Colasanti as Mrs. Miller, Oscar Nuñez as Ranch hand, Patricia Rae as Ranch hand's wife, Regi Davis (1) as Husband, Sonya Maddox as Wife, Ana Gabriel as Woman | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Rob Hanning | | | |
| 80 :04x17 - Clip Show #2 (Apr/20/2003) | | Classic clips are shown, while Hal and Lois discuss how they are going to handle the new baby. | | Guest Stars: Beatrice Arthur as Mrs. White, Cloris Leachman as Ida, Robert Loggia as Victor, Joel McKinnon Miller as Officer Karl, Eric Nenninger as Cadet Eric, Tania Raymonde as Cynthia, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Daniel Von Bargen as Spangler, Rheagan Wallace as Jackie, Blair Wingo as Amaani, | Co-Guest Stars: Keith Alexander (2) as Clown #1, Bobby Brewer (2) as Boy #1, Danny Cistone as Jogger, Marsha Clark (1) as Babysitter #1, Frederick Dawson (1) as Sergeant Rowdy, Brandon Michael DePaul as Kid #2, Christopher DerGregorian as Hector, Eric Don as Ryan, Matthew Dunn as Young Dewey, Robert Briscoe Evans (2) as Timmy's father, Robert Grovich as Kevin, Bret Loehr as Carl, Sean Marquette as Boy, Billy Mayo as Referee, Jerry Messing as Big Kid #2, Arjay Smith as Cadet Finley, Ricky Stark as Kid #1 | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Dan Kopelman | | | |
| 81 :04x18 - Reese's Party (Apr/27/2003) | | Reese throws a party at home when Hal and Lois take a romantic break, but Francis's delinquent friends spoil the fun when they gatecrash the shindig and take the boys hostage. | | Guest Stars: Nick Wechsler as Donnie, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Danielle Panabaker as Kathy McCulskey, | Co-Guest Stars: Michael Schoolcraft as Clerk, Christie Lynn Smith as Angela, Larry Dorf as Warren, Bill Lee Brown (3) as Andy, Dominic Colon as Dave, Jim Jackman (1) as Bus Driver, Gail Borges as Dave's Mom, Chris Freeman as Squatter, Randolph Jones (1) as Squatter, Kevin 'Repo' Thomas as Squatter | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Andy Bobrow | | | |
| 82 :04x19 - Future Malcolm (May/04/2003) | | Malcolm meets a chess-playing layabout who could be an older version of himself, Lois can't understand why she is piling on weight and Francis objects to Piama posing nude in an art class - but eagerly signs up himself when he finds out how much the job pays. | | Special Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Leonard, | Guest Stars: Kenneth Mars as Otto, Emy Coligado as Piama, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Jeremy Roberts as Georgie, Vernee Watson-Johnson as Gloria, | Co-Guest Stars: J. Paul Rogen as Man, Don Perry as Old Man | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 83 :04x20 - Baby (1) (May/11/2003) | | The arrival of Lois's baby coincides with a less inspiring surprise in the form of a visit from grandma Ida. | | Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, | Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Brian Stepanek as Stan, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Edward James Gage as Brian, Alex Morris as Trey, | Co-Guest Stars: Barry Sigismondi as Officer O'Shannon, Casey Williams as Officer Kirkland, Joe Ochman as Announcer, Asante Jones as Lighting Guy, Paul Tigue as Cake Vendor, Dennis Napolitano as Accordian Player, Elizabeth Penn Payne as Woman | Director: Jimmy Simons
Writer: Rob Hanning | | | |
| 84 :04x21 - Baby (2) (May/18/2003) | | Lois is going to have the baby, while Hal, who is desperate to get home, crashes the car. | | Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, | Guest Stars: Michael Rothhaar as Dr. Herz, Alex Morris as Trey, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Edward James Gage as Brian, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Emy Coligado as Piama, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Evan Matthew Cohen (1) as Lloyd, | Co-Guest Stars: Cyndi Martino (1) as Nurse Kathy, Mary Wickliffe as Fran, Danny Bolero as Man, Mary Ellen Lyon as Another Parent, Michael Patrick McGill as Paramedic Dave, Titus Napoleon as Sumo Wrestler, Margie Loomis as Elderly Lady | Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Michael Borkow | | | |
| 85 :04x22 - Day Care (May/18/2003) | | Hal and Lois must find a new day care for their new child. | | Guest Stars: Nancy Lenehan as Helen, Jackie Harris (1) as Donna, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Jim Jansen (1) as Pastor Roy, | Co-Guest Stars: Howard Mann (1) as Elderly Man, Jennie Ventriss as Elderly Woman, William Christian as Don, Brianna Sperry as Girl #1, Chanet Johnson (1) as Customer, Sally Ann Brooks as Seth's Mom, Jim Hanna (1) as Seth's Dad, Jeff Bowser as Alien Guy, Stewart Skelton as Agent, Jessie Rotter as Teen #1, Kristin Bushnell as Teen #2, Laurie Schillinger as Teen #3, Jasmine Alvarado as Teen #4, Cord Jackman as Teen #5, D.J. Harper as Teen #6 | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | | |
Season 5 |
| 86 :05x01 - Vegas (Nov/02/2003) | | The family goes to Las Vegas to enter Dewey's rabbit in a contest. Malcolm takes his mom to a concert, and Hal tries to find the casino he dreamed about. | | Special Guest Stars: David Cassidy as Boone Vincent, | Guest Stars: Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Kenneth Mars as Otto, | Co-Guest Stars: Ursula Whittaker as Dream Woman, Darlene Kardon as Gladys, Michael Merton as Joey, Donna Pieroni as Heavyset Woman, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter as Concert Security Guy, Dan Desmond as Judge, Teresa Ganzel (1) as Crystal, Loanne Bishop as Woman, Javier Grajeda as Man, Tom Lent as Heavyset Man | Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein | | | |
| 87 :05x02 - Watching The Baby (Nov/09/2003) | | Lois is exhausted, so Hal and the boys offer to take care of the new baby. As Hal gets stuck at the store, Malcolm and Reese ditch Dewey to hang out with some girls. | | Guest Stars: Patricia Place as Dolores, Katerina Graham (1) as Val, Caitlin Crosby as Joanne, Michelle Durham as Kathy, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, | Co-Guest Stars: David Reynolds (2) as Vernon, Sharon Johnston as Theresa, Al Faris as Sanjay | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Alex Reid (1) | | Songs: Phil Collins (1) -- Sussudio | | | |
| 88 :05x03 - Goodbye Kitty (Nov/16/2003) | | It is revealed that Kitty divorced Abe months ago, and he hasn't told Stevie. When Reese finally tells, Stevie is traumatized and won't even talk. | | Guest Stars: Kyle Searles as Jason, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Devin Sidell as Teenage Lois, | Co-Guest Stars: Brett Gilbert as Teenage Boy, Sarah Godshaw (1) as J.J., Wesley Barker as Player, John Vance as Teacher | Director: Jimmy Simons
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy (1) | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 92 :05x07 - Christmas Trees (Dec/14/2003) | | Hal and the boys sell Christmas trees, but must outsell the church to make a profit. Francis celebrates Christmas with Otto and his family, and watches while they argue. | | Guest Stars: Mark L. Taylor (3) as Phil, Casey Sander as Father Murphy, David Bickford as Man, Patrick T. O'Brien (6) as Dad Driver, Rick Hall (1) as Vince, Tom Towles as Ethan, Larry Hankin as Luther, Ted Rooney as Fritz, Wayne Thomas Yorke (1) as Customer, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Meagen Fay (1) as Gretchen, John Marshall Jones (1) as Cop, Vic Polizos as Father McCluskey, Jonathan Schmock as Nathan, Monica Smith as Gertie, Abigail Hummel as Little Girl, Jonathan Nail as Medic, Max Van Ville as Hans, Beverly Polcyn as Old Lady Employee | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Alex Reid (1) | | | |
| 93 :05x08 - Block Party (Jan/04/2004) | | When the Wilkersons came back from their vacation they found out that the whole block was making a huge party to celebrate that they were gone. While Lois and Hal join a sausages-eating contest, Reese and Dewey start to make money by torturing younger boys and Malcolm, without knowing it, helps a thief to steal everything in the garage of an innocent family. | | Guest Stars: Paul Schackman as Jackson, Mark Moses as Richard, Shashawnee Hall (1) as Policeman, Randall Carver (1) as Joshua, Margarita Franco as Dottie, Penny Balfour as Margie, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Paul Willson (1) as Ed, | Co-Guest Stars: Stephen Rockwell as Mort, A. J. Noel as Bobby, James Henrie (1) as Normal Kid, James Edson as Man, Thomas Bellin (1) as Old Vendor, Michael Schmidt as Big Tony, Cris Clobber as Bird Caller, Evan Lee Dahl as Teenager #1, Ashlee Gillespie as Teenager #2, Joey Gray as Teenager #3, | Uncredited: Nicole Madison as Sausage Girl | Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | | | | |
| 96 :05x11 - Ida's Boyfriend (Feb/08/2004) | | Malcolm gets a tongue piercing. In a month, he'll be able to take off the piercing while he's at home; however, he has to wait that long. Unfortunately, he notices that he can't pronounce letter "S", making obvious that something is happening. Furthermore, his tongue becomes infected. Meanwhile, Ida announces that she'll marry a rich Chinese man that she met on a cruise, but Lois and Hal find out that she's drugging him. | | Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, | Guest Stars: James Hong as Mr. Li, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Patrick Bristow as Phillip, Dan O'Connor (1) as Edward, Kristina Hayes (1) as Julia, Andy Umberger as Minister, | Co-Guest Stars: Larry Clarke (1) as Don, Larry Dorf as Warren, Christie Lynn Smith as Angela, Marcy Goldman as Employee, Lynn A. Henderson as Audience Member #1, Jim Grollman as Audience Member #2 | Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Neil Thompson | | | |
| 97 :05x12 - Softball (Feb/15/2004) | | Lois makes Malcolm play softball, but he ends up doing a terrible job because Lois doesn't let him play well. Meanwhile, Hal accidentally became a CIA's agent, Reese tries to beat a very stupid record and Francis becomes an annoyance for Lois. | | Guest Stars: Michael Gaston as Mel, Kaitlin Cullum as Stephanie, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, | Co-Guest Stars: Ingo Neuhaus as Nick, Brooke Radding as Girl, Tom Simmons as Mr. Snow, James Martin Kelly (1) as Umpire, Brandon Mauro as Jeremy | Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Glouberman | | | |
| 98 :05x13 - Lois' Sister (Feb/22/2004) | | Lois younger sister, Susan, visits the Wilkersons and gives expensive and cool presents to the boys while she ignores Lois and Hal. Lois and Susan have been enemies since they were very young girls. Their relationship becomes especially bad when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese a luxurious Mustang. However, when Lois finds out that her sister is very sick, her thoughts about Susan change and now she feels that she should help her. | | Special Guest Stars: Laurie Metcalf as Susan, | Guest Stars: Kevin Cooney as Dr. Dumont, Abigail Mavity as Meagan, Lyndsy Fonseca as Olivia, | Co-Guest Stars: Heather McPhaul as Trish, Jasmine Di Angelo as Brittany, Kate Lang Johnson as Katie, Josh Jacobson as Matt, Hayley Erin as Buttercup #1, Tianna Danielle Kenney as Buttercup #2, Alyssa Monka as Buttercup #3, Montana Tsai as Buttercup #4, Gracie Markland as Buttercup #5, Chanel Gaines as Buttercup #6 | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Gary Murphy (1) | | | |
| 99 :05x14 - Malcolm Dates A Family (Mar/14/2004) | | Lois gets incredibly angry because they charged 15% more to their bill at their favorite pizza restaurant. Meanwhile, Malcolm started to date a girl, Angela. She tells him that her family is strange and usually hates her boyfriends; however Malcolm's intelligence fascinates them. He ends up going to see Angela's family, but he forgets about her in the end.... | | Guest Stars: Sherman Howard as Ivan, Eddie Shin as Jordan, Nike Doukas as Maria, Sara Paxton as Angela, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Emy Coligado as Piama, | Co-Guest Stars: Helen Slayton-Hughes as Nana, Matt Crabtree as Sam, Rachel Vacca as Sarah, James DiStefano as Lawrence, Ken Land as Reporter Clyde, Jason Huber as Alfredo | Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | |
| 101 :05x16 - Malcolm Visits College (Mar/28/2004) | | Lois accompanies Malcolm on a visit to his new college - and insists on seeing his dormitory. Dewey starts stealing items from around the house to get his own back on Hal, and Reese has an unfortunate encounter with an undercover police officer. | | Guest Stars: Andrew Reville as Leland, Jamie Renee Smith as Paula, Daniel Farber as Scott, Monique Coleman as Andrea, Kenneth Mars as Otto, Stephanie Nicole Lemelin as Christie, | Co-Guest Stars: Jonathan Palmer as Salesman, David Welborn as Guest in Line, Jacob Orr as Billy, Kelsey Chapman as Sally, Cole Petersen as Tony, Evan Sabara as Roger, Bobby Block (2) as Naked 9 Year Old, Rishonda Napier as Little Girl #1, Allison Andreas as Little Girl #2, Steve Kramer as Doctor, Renee Ryan as Billy's Mother, Paul Avedisian as Billy's Father, Scott Cummins (1) as Officer | Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: David Wright (1) | | | |
| 102 :05x17 - Polly In The Middle (Apr/25/2004) | | Hal plans a blind date between Polly, Jamie's babysitter, and Abe. The date is very successful, but he finds out that Lois also planned a blind date between Polly and Craig! | | Special Guest Stars: Reggie Jackson as Himself, Julie Hagerty as Polly, | Guest Stars: Harley Zumbrum as Pete Pukowski, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarben, | Co-Guest Stars: Gino Montesinos as Ranch Hand #1, Martin Morales as Ranch Hand #2, Ramon Hilario as Ranch Hand #3, Kimberly Jackson as Herself, D. J. Lockhart-Johnson (1) as Convention Official, Ted Giannoulas as San Diego Chicken, Ron E. Dickinson as Vent Worker | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Matthew Carlson | | | |
| 103 :05x18 - Dewey's Special Class (May/02/2004) | | Dewey is about to make an I.Q. test that will determine if he'll be in the normal class, the Krelboyne class for smart children or the "special" class. Since Malcolm knows that Krelboyne's are always annoyed by their normal classmates, he convinces Dewey to get horrible results. However, the results are really awful and he is sent to the special class for Emotionally Disturbed Kids. | | Guest Stars: Tricia O'Kelley as Mrs. Welsh, Amy Castle as Hayley, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Danny McCarthy (2) as Hanson, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Matt Malloy as Mr. Sheridan, | Co-Guest Stars: Dennis Bendersky as Davey, David Trice as Manager, Ayla Kell as Kylie, Cameron Monaghan as Chad, Derek Cox-Berg (1) as Special Kid #1, Raven Goodwin as Special Kid #2, Nikki Lee (1) as Special Kid #3, Christopher Gerse as Red Krelboyne, Louan Gideon as Woman | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Maggie Bandur | | Songs: Kelis -- Milkshake | | | |
| 104 :05x19 - Experiment (May/02/2004) | When Lois and Hal force a reluctant Dewey into the humiliation of door-to-door candy bar selling, Dewey adopts underhand tactics to get through the unbearable task. He tells each one of his neighbors all profits will go to good causes - and sales go through the roof.
Meanwhile, Malcolm and Stevie are wracking their brains on an impossible science experiment. | | Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarben, | Co-Guest Stars: Justin Martin as Pete, Gil Glasgow (1) as Fred, Carlie Westerman (1) as Little Girl, Regan Burns as Middle Aged Man, Cathrine Grace (2) as Lady, Susan Leslie as Tina, Helaine Lembeck as Joanne | Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Alex Reid (1) | | | | | | | | | |
| 107 :05x22 - Reese Joins The Army (2) (May/23/2004) | | Reese continues to serve in the army, Lois is still insane, and Malcolm is trying to prove Hal innocent. When Malcolm finds out a shocking secret that can prove Hal innocent, everything could be fixed. | | Guest Stars: Steve Rankin as Sgt. Hendrix, Michael Milhoan as Sgt. McManus, Lindsey Ginter as Captain Renquist, Dave Power (1) as Private James, Paul Gleason (1) as Mystery Man (Gordon Walker), Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Nate Torrence as Private Turner, Wells Rosales as Private Anthony Martinez, Michael Chieffo as Dennis, Judith Moreland as Prosecutor, Eric K. George as Private Cooper, Dennis Cockrum as Lieutenant Sortino, | Co-Guest Stars: Craig Barnett as Judge, Jan Devereaux as Executive #1, Noel Conlon as Executive #2, P. J. O'Connor as Executive #3, Kareem Grimes as Private Carter, Nicolas Roye as Private Franklin, Luis Chávez as Private Meadow, Paul Hayes (1) as Jury Foreman, Michael Jerome West as Capt. Van De Kam, Larry Bagby III as Aide, Randy Thompson as Officer, Jorge Pallo as Driver | Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Andrew Orenstein | | | |
Season 6 |
| 108 :06x01 - Reese Comes Home (3) (Nov/07/2004) | | Reese parachutes into Afghanistan to begin his Army career and immediately decides life in the military is not for him - and deserts disguised as an Afghan woman. Hearing the news, Lois flies east on a rescue mission while Malcolm commits a random act of destruction in honor of his brother. | | Guest Stars: Steve Rankin as Sergeant Hendrix, James Black (1) as Sergeant Rick, Caroline Aaron as Nurse Peterson, Wells Rosales as Private Anthony Martinez, Nicolas Roye as Private Franklin, Drew Massey as Mr. Waffles, | Co-Guest Stars: Matthew Atherton as M.P., Larry Marko (1) as Ed, Farrah Skyler Greye as Flight Attendant, Sunny Bedi as Tribesman, David Kavandi as Mullah, Luke Baybak as Teenager, Emma Lockhart as Girlscout | Director: Todd Holland (1)
Writer: Matthew Carlson | | | |
| 109 :06x02 - Busey's Run Away (Nov/14/2004) | | Dewey quits his special-needs class and the Buseys are nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Hal launches his own bodybuilding group, with a bunch of numbskulls as his subjects. | | Guest Stars: Tricia O'Kelley as Mrs. Welsh, Amy Bruckner as Zoe, Danny McCarthy (2) as Hanson, Cameron Monaghan as Chad, | Co-Guest Stars: Christopher Lee Cook (2) as Nick, Bob Cicherillo as Walt, Bill Timoney as Uniformed Guard, Aaron Brumfield as Bodybuilder #1, Rich Piana as Bodybuilder #2, Derek Cox-Berg (1) as Classmate #1, Katie Morrow as Classmate #2 | Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Michael Glouberman | | | |
| 110 :06x03 - Standee (Nov/21/2004) | | Hal and Reese get into a trash-dumping war with the trash man, while Lois gets her job back, and fights with Malcolm over an offensive billboard. | | Guest Stars: Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarben, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, John DiResta as Jerry, Alex Morris as Trey, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Edward James Gage as Brian, | Co-Guest Stars: Jill Basey as Shirely, Kathy Lamkin as Customer #1, Carol Mansell as Customer #2 | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 117 :06x10 - Billboard (Feb/13/2005) | | Lois is furious when she catches the boys ogling a poster of a stripper, but Malcolm convinces her they are genuinely concerned about the exploitation of women, prompting the family to start a full-scale protest. | | Guest Stars: Sam Anderson as Police Commissioner, Ashley Gardner as Wendy, Fredric Lehne as Officer Ridley, Jenna Edwards as Cheryl, Debbie Zipp as Lisa, Jennifer Lyons (1) as Stripper, Susan Morgenstern as Naomi, Kyme as Meryl, Keaton Simons as Folk Singer, Javier Grajeda as Jack, Marianne Curan as Dinah | Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | |
| 119 :06x12 - Living Will (Mar/06/2005) | Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will, and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. However, he soon realizes that Lois always makes decisions for him.
Meanwhile, Malcolm, Reese and Dewey teach Craig how to fight dirty. | | Guest Stars: Michael McShane as the doctor | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Jennifer Celotta | | | | | | |
| 121 :06x14 - Ida Loses A Leg (Mar/20/2005) | | Grandma Ida saves Dewey from being run over by a lorry, but damages her leg so badly that it needs to be amputated. The boy is so distressed about the accident that he decides to hold a funeral for the severed limb, but a misunderstanding at the hospital stands in the way of his plans. | | Special Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, | Guest Stars: Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie, Tarah Paige as Contortionist Girl | Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Andy Bobrow | | | | | | |
| 123 :06x16 - No Motorcycles (Apr/03/2005) | | Hal goes against Lois's wishes when he takes Francis on a wild motorbike road trip in celebration of his son's 21st birthday, honoring a promise he made to him as a child - and confessions start to flow with the help of a bottle of vintage whiskey. Meanwhile, Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully. | | Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama, Chase Ellison as Young Francis, Geoff Meed as Delivery Guy, Graham Murdoch as Randy, | Co-Guest Stars: Carla Jimenez as Attendant | Director: Jimmy Simons
Writer: Andy Bobrow | | | | | | | | | |
| 126 :06x19 - Motivational Seminar (Apr/24/2005) | | It's business as usual in the chaotic Wilkerson household, as Reese gets covered in chicken poop following a misadventure in the hen house, and Dewey pawns his bike and keyboard to get a tattoo across his chest after Lois is upset at finding him with another mom. | | Guest Stars: Markus Flanagan (3) as Frank, Myra McWethy as Angela, Franc Ross as Pawn Shop Owner, Michael Kagan as Cop, Bob Glouberman as Gerry, | Co-Guest Stars: Don Pugsley as Scott Porter, Bobby McGee (1) as George, Jay Harik as Tim, Barbara Brownell as Debbie, Dee Dee Rescher as Flora, Robin Krieger (1) as Liz, Marcus Folmar as Dan | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | |
| 128 :06x21 - Buseys Takes A Hostage (May/08/2005) | | When Hal is encouraged to become president of the Neighborhood Association he starts to get a little too serious about his new role - much to the annoyance of Malcolm, who comes up with some fun ideas to enliven the community. Meanwhile, Dewey's classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. | | Guest Stars: Cameron Monaghan as Chad, Danny McCarthy (2) as Hanson, Ron West as Mr. Flerch, Jennette McCurdy as Penelope, Sam Lloyd as Jim, Jim Jansen (1) as Mr. Jeffers, | Co-Guest Stars: Derek Cox-Berg (1) as Classmate #1, Raven Goodwin as Classmate #2, Rhomeyn Johnson as Eddie, Wayne Lopez as Jorge | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Gary Murphy (1) | | | |
| 129 :06x22 - Mrs. Tri-County (May/15/2005) | | The boys decide to enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when they overhear the other contestants saying their mother doesn't have a chance, they plot to help her take the crown. | | Guest Stars: Chris Eigeman as Lionel Herkabe, Julia Campbell (1) as Donna, Fred Applegate as Dr. Dave, Cindy Ambuehl as Darlene, Carolyn Seymour as Nina, Deborah May as Betty, Kirsten Nelson as Jeanie, | Co-Guest Stars: Rafael J. Noble as Phil, Katherine Norland as Pageant Worker, Vanessa Paul as Anne | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Gary Murphy (1) | | | |
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| 131 :07x02 - Health Insurance (Oct/07/2005) | | Hal forgets to pay the family’s health insurance and when the company won’t reinstate them until Monday, he panics and locks the boys in their room so they won’t get hurt. But the boys try to escape, Jamie gets in harm’s way and Hal is the one who needs a doctor. Meanwhile, Lois and her coworkers discuss unionizing at the Lucky Aide and she hits her 10-year anniversary at the store. | | Guest Stars: Wes Robinson as Richard, David Anthony Higgins as Craig, Tara Karsian as Shelly, Trevor Shores as Teddie, Preston Shores as Teddie, Laura Hayes (2) as Hattie, Scott Adsit as Joe, Richard V. Licata as Cochran, Diana Murphy (1) as Connie | Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 136 :07x07 - Blackout (Nov/18/2005) | | Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, but he catches Jamie off-guard and ends up knocking the lights out in the house. Meanwhile, it’s Lois who’s in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner and forces Reese to cook them a romantic feast at home, and Malcolm who ends up in hot water when he sneaks three Swedish girls into the house. | | Guest Stars: Anastasia Baranova as Sonja, Ellen Hollman as Maayke, Julia Levy-Boeken as Inge | Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Eric Kaplan | | | |
| 137 :07x08 - Army Buddy (Dec/02/2005) | | Hal enjoys pampering an aching and exhausted Lois, but all that changes when she buys orthotic inserts for her shoes and has renewed energy – so Hal plots to destroy the orthotics and get his weary wife back. Meanwhile, Reese’s Army pal pays a visit, but she gets defensive when Reese thinks they’re more than friends. | | Guest Stars: Larisa Oleynik as Abby | Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Neil Thompson | | | | | | |
| 139 :07x10 - Malcolm's Money (Jan/06/2006) | | When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it and buy new pipes for the house or a new boat, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie. In a weak moment Lois spends the entire chunk of change on a dollhouse, but they feel so guilty they end up paying Malcolm back. Meanwhile, Reese spends all of his free time in a nursing home. | | Guest Stars: Murray Rubin as Teddy, Marcus Toji as Owen, Lillian Adams as Mona, Tangelia Rouse as Mavis, Gloria LeRoy as Judith, Perry Anzilotti as Earl, Alanna Masterson as Heidi | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Michael Glouberman | | | |
| 140 :07x11 - Bride of Ida (1) (Jan/13/2006) | When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys. Ida thinks that Reese needs to become a man, so she forces the two brothers into a competition and if Reese wins he takes Raduca as his bride.
Meanwhile, when Lois and Hal return home they're shocked to find out Reese has run off to Vegas. | | Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, Rheagan Wallace as Raduca, Nikki Tyler-Flynn as Female Security Agent, Doug Ballard as Buisiness man, Michael Yama as Mr. Yamamoto, Kathleen Garrett as Mrs. Werner, Hayley DuMond as Sally, James Henriksen as Male Security Agent, Yvette Nicole Brown as Female Security Agent #2, Traber Burns as Minister | Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Rob Ulin | | | |
| 141 :07x12 - College Recruiters (2) (Jan/29/2006) | | Dewey visits a broke and disheveled Francis and just as he talks him into getting a real job, his rocker friend shows up and gives him a cool gig as tour manager of the band. Meanwhile, Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters, so Hal takes over and treats each one as a suitor – until Malcolm chooses Harvard, which ruins everything for Hal. | | Guest Stars: Reid Collums as Bela, Rheagan Wallace as Raduca, Josh Hammond as Travis, Roark Critchlow as Vince, Pete Gardner as Milt, Scott Klace as Ned, James McCauley as Burt | Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Jay Kogen | | | | | | | | | |
| 144 :07x15 - A.A. (Mar/05/2006) | | Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting they find out that Lois was the one who drove him to drink. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it. | | Guest Stars: Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Matthew J. Willig as Crash, James Geralden as Speaker #2, Stephen Lee (2) as Speaker #1 | Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Alan J. Higgins | | | | | | |
| 146 :07x17 - Hal's Dentist (Mar/26/2006) | | When Hal looses his tooth during a poker game, his buddy Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but Hal really feels the pain when he's hit with a $2,000 bill that causes a rift between the two friends. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike and Malcolm and Dewey find their new favorite pastime of sleeping. | | Guest Stars: Danny Chambers (1) as Man At Alley, Scott Director as Customer, Michaela Watkins as Receptionist, Paul Rae as Cop, Dan Martin (1) as Malik, Jonathan Craig Williams as Steve, Edward James Gage as Brian, Alex Morris as Trey, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Abe Kenarban | Director: Steve Love
Writer: Jay Kogen | | | |
| 147 :07x18 - Bomb Shelter (Apr/02/2006) | | Malcolm joins a dancing class to impress a girl, but starts to regret it when Dick, a rival student, challenges him to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad. | | Guest Stars: Ryan Raftery as Dick, Lynsey Bartilson as Danielle, Wendy Worthington as Cheryl, Andrea Silvers as Girl Contestant, Kevin Donohoe (1) as Girl's Boyfriend, Darryl Henriques as Oven Guy, Fernando Jimenez as Cell-Phone Guy, Sandra Purpuro as Miss Zieger, Mark DeCarlo as Announcer, Suzie Pollard as Hannah, Sonya Eddy as Mabel | Director: Matthew Carlson
Writer: Rob Ulin | | Songs: Chelo -- Cha Cha | | | | | | | | | |
| 150 :07x21 - Morp (Apr/23/2006) | | Reese gets paid to take a girl named Janice to the prom, but only after she gives him a makeover. Malcolm and the unpopular kids untie and make their own party during the prom called, "Morp". | | Guest Stars: Caitlin Crosby as Kelly, Amy Halloran as Carla, Scarlett Lam as Jeanie, Shanna Collins as Shana, Jeff Braine as AJ, Kate Micucci as Heather, Adam Rose as Ken, Samantha Streets as Anna, | Co-Guest Stars: Nikki Boyer as Pedicurist, Jozef Fahey as Mike, Eddie Pepitone as Homeless Nick, Evan Sabara as Kid in locker, Joshua Gundeling Williamson as Employee Robbie | Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Gary Murphy (1) | | Songs: Hilary Duff -- Beat of My Heart, Keaton Simons -- Currently, Bloc Party -- Helicopter, James Brown (1) -- I Feel Good, Lady Sovereign -- Random, Pussycat Dolls -- Stickwitu, J-Kwon -- Tipsy | | | |
| 151 :07x22 - Graduation (May/14/2006) | | Recently elected valedictorian of his graduating class, Malcolm struggles with his speech, but Lois refuses to hear his complaints and reveals her plans for him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese will do anything to get a permanent job as the high school janitor, even concocting the most disgusting mess of all time, which explodes all over the family. At home, Hal struggles with Malcolm's Harvard tuition and Francis lands a "real" job working 9 to 5 in a cubicle and enjoys every minute of it. Grandma Ida returns for the family festivities, and they all bid farewell to Malcolm when he leaves for college. | | Guest Stars: Cloris Leachman as Ida, Noah Matthews (1) as Young Malcolm, Raymond O'Connor as Al, Steve Vinovich as Principal, Lamont Thompson as Cedric Hampton, David Anthony Higgins as Craig Feldspar, Emy Coligado as Piama Tananahaakna Wilkerson, Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban | Director: Linwood Boomer
Writer: Michael Glouberman | | Songs: Citizen King -- Better Days (And the Bottom Drops Out) | | | |
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