Jane Kaczmarek did not appear in this episode due to complcations with her real-life pregnancy.
Main Title Design: Wunderfilm Deisgn
Telecine and Electronic Assembly: Modern Videofilm, Inc.
Post Production Sound: Warner Bros. Studio Facilities
Camera System: Panavision
News Anchor: ...break out the umbrella's cause it's gonna rain all weekend.
Reese: Ah shoot, I was gonna go outside this weekend.
Alison: Maybe the weather is better on Channel 7.
Malcolm: (hands Reese a paper) Hey Alison. Reese here is your book report it's a guaranteed A.
Reese: Thank you. (hands Malcolm some money)
Alison: Oh no, I totally forgot to do mine and I can't afford to get another F.
Reese: No problem. (tears the paper in half and gives one half to Alison) Now we'll both get C's.
Malcolm: Dewey, what are you eating?
Dewey: Carrot sticks. Jessica says we have to eat healthier. I don't know what company makes this stuff but I hate it.
Malcolm: OK Jessica has taken over the house and we need to get it back.
Reese: She can't get away this. Once she finishes laying out our clothes for tomorrow she's dead meant
Dewey: No more early bed times and no more being a clean plate ranger.
Malcolm: Then we're agreed that it ends now. (the boys do a three way fist bump)
(the boys are then shown in bed at 8:15)
Malcolm: You know I really am tired.
Dewey: Me too. 8 o'clock is pretty late.
Reese: And I really am much better at making someone dead meat after having a good nights sleep.
Dewey: ...she's going down!
Malcolm: No question.
Reese: Did everyone brush their teeth?