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Hal and Lois search in vain for a day care to take their newest arrival but find nothing. Until they stumble upon an idea that's just inspired. Spiritually inspired it seems as the family joins a local church for the free co-op day care service.


Episode Info


Episode number: 4x22
Production Number: 06-02-421
Airdate: Sunday May 18th, 2003


Alternate Airdates:

IE (3e) Jun 21, 2013

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Guest Stars
Kenneth Mars
As Otto
Recurring
Nancy Lenehan
As Helen
Recurring
David Anthony Higgins
As Craig
Recurring
Jim Jansen
As Pastor Roy
Recurring

Co-Guest Stars
Howard Mann (1)
As Elderly Man
Jennie Ventriss
As Elderly Woman
Brianna Sperry
As Girl #1
Chanet Johnson
As Customer
Sally Ann Brooks
As Seth's Mom
Jim Hanna
As Seth's Dad
Jeff Bowser
As Alien Guy
Jessie Rotter
As Teen #1
Cord Jackman
As Teen #5
D.J. Harper
As Teen #6
Main Cast
Frankie Muniz
As Malcolm Wilkerson
Jane Kaczmarek
As Lois Wilkerson
Bryan Cranston
As Hal Wilkerson
Christopher Masterson
As Francis Wilkerson
Justin Berfield
As Reese Wilkerson
Erik Per Sullivan
As Dewey Wilkerson
Episode Notes
Main Title Design: Wunderfilm Deisgn
Telecine and Electronic Assembly: Modern Videofilm, Inc.
Post Production Sound: Warner Bros. Studio Facilities
Camera System: Panavision



Episode Quotes
(watching Hal pour water in a juice container)
Lois: This is insane, there is no juice left in there. You are watering down water.

(pointing to the cross on the wall)
Dewey: (to Hal) What's the T on the wall stand for?

Dewey: What if they ask me to pray? I don't know how to pray.
Hal: Look, they only wanna meet us. So for the next half hour as far as you're concerned God is the greatest thing in the universe and that's that.

Pastor Roy: I didn't know we had a church in Danville.
Hal: It's gone now. Bought out by a strip club.

Pastor Roy: (to the class) And the best part is when you play with God it's always your turn.

Church Teens: (singing) I don't need no evil weed. Keep your crack and your LSD. I'm snorting something that God gave me and it smells a lot like love.

Otto: (to the crowd) For your own safety do not wave at them. They think our hands are sex organs. You may start something you won't want to finish.

Hal: I can't believe you're saying this.
Lois: I know it's horrible.
Hal: You really don't remember do you?
Lois: What?
Hal: You've hated all our babies. You couldn't stand the sight of any of them for at least two months.
Lois: What?
Hal: Well, Reese six months but he was a nipple biter so I didn't blame you. You told me to leave Francis at the County Fair so he could be raised by cows.

Dewey: (to Reese as he flies away) I'll miss you at first.

Reese: (singing as he floats) Amazing race, how sweet the taste. That saved a wrench for me. I once was in the lost and found was blind but found my keys.

Hal: (to Pastor Roy) We really don't belong around civilized people. (Reese crashes through the church's window) See that's exactly the kind of thing we're talking about.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorLinwood Boomer
Co-Executive ProducerGary Murphy (2)  |  Neil Thompson  |  Michael Glouberman  |  Andrew Orenstein  |  Michael Borkow  |  Rob Hanning  |  Alex Reid
ProducerJimmy Simons  |  Dan Kopelman  |  Maggie Bandur
Co-ProducerDon Voorhies
Consulting ProducerBob Kushell
Associate ProducerJanice Carr
Production DesignerDonald Lee Harris (1)
EditorSteve Welch
CastingNikki Valko  |  Ken Miller (2)
Unit Production ManagerJimmy Simons
First Assistant DirectorDavid D'Ovidio
Second Assistant DirectorBob King (3)
Music SupervisorJulie Glaze Houlihan
Key GripJake Cross
Camera OperatorRick Davidson
Set DesignerStephen Berger (2)
Set DecoratorKristin V. Peterson
Transportation CoordinatorSteve Imbler
Property MasterRay Jeffers
Construction CoordinatorAnthony Lattanzio
Production AssistantLeslie Ruch  |  Matthew Thompson (3)
Production Sound MixerKen Segal
Script SupervisorDiane Lea Weiss
Production CoordinatorKaren Romero
Assistant EditorBrian Merken
Post Production SupervisorAlex Gutenmakher
Re-Recording MixerTodd Grace  |  Rudy Pi
On-Line EditorDavid Crosthwait
Director of PhotographyMichael Weaver (2)
Stunt CoordinatorBobby Porter (2)
Assistant Production CoordinatorTom Whelan
Post Production CoordinatorMalik Redman
Costume SupervisorHeidi Kaczenski
Key Makeup ArtistJudy Yonemoto
Visual Effects SupervisorDavid Carriker
Production AccountantSue Lane
Chief Lighting TechnicianRoss Dunkerley
ScoreCharles Sydnor
Sound SupervisorMichael E. Lawshe
Casting AssociateGina Palumbo
Key HairstylistTammy Kusian
Original CastingSusan Edelman  |  Mary Buck
Assistant To The Executive ProducerChad Drew
Special Effects CoordinatorRichard B Albain  |  Ron Nary
Assistant Art DirectorGary A. Lee
AssistantChristina Nelson Visosky
Theme Song Written And Performed ByThey Might Be Giants
Writers' Production AssistantDavid Ihlenfeld
Writers' AssistantDavid Wright (1)
Writers' AssistantBill Hooper (1)
 
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