Main Title Design: Wunderfilm Deisgn
Telecine and Electronic Assembly: Modern Videofilm, Inc.
Post Production Sound: Warner Bros. Studio Facilities
Camera System: Panavision

Presented in Dolby Surround (where available)

Jessica: (to Malcolm) I need your calculus notes. I couldn't listen to a word Mr. Jacobson was saying in that stupid golf shirt. How can a man have nipples that big?

Reese: (to Jessica) Thanks a lot for sticking us with that stupid show.
Jessica: I didn't do it for you I did it for Malcolm.
Malcolm: Malcolm's gay? I knew it.

(Malcolm hands Reese a pamplet)
Reese: What's this?
Malcolm: It's called, if you're gay it's OK. It full of greats resources. (Reese hands Malcolm a video tape) What's this?
Reese: Naughty Pool Boys 3. I watched 10 or 12 of these things and this one seems to have the most stuff you guys like in it.
Malcolm: Wait a minute, I'm not gay you're gay.
Reese: No I'm not you are.
Malcolm: I'm not gay.
Reese: Malcolm, check out what they're doing in that movie and tell me you're not gay.