When Al finds a library book that is 31 years overdue, he decides to face Mrs. Degroot, the librarian who thinks he is and always will be a loser.
Peg sees Elvis Presley in a sweat stain on Al's t-shirt, and tries to make money off of the image.
Kelly tries to score with a high-school fullback, and after learning that he threatens his record, Al roots for the opposing team in order to keep his record intact.
Al and Steve's camping vacation is ruined because Marcy, Peg, and Kelly get their periods at the same time, as well as man-eating animals surrounding them.
Al tries to build his own dream bathroom in the garage.
Peg's favorite bra is discontinued; Al tries to find a replacement for it.
When Al and Steve think that they are losing their hair, they go to a counsel of a hairless support group.
A fortune telling gypsy predicts the Rhoades and Bundy's fortunes. Steve, Al, and Peg are given good fortunes, and Marcy's fortune predicts her dying.
Al goes in search of a real haircut after his barber of 20 years dies. An exhausted hunt leaves Al disgusted and looking like a hippie. He finally gives in and goes to a salon, which gives him a new hairdo that is a little effeminate.
The Rhoades use the Bundy's as witnesses when a motel inadvertently taped Steve and Marcy having sex.
The Bundys recieve a check for $237.00 after their Uncle Henry dies, and they decide to use it to eat out at an elegant restaurant.
Songs: Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini -- Moon River
Peg accompanies Kelly to school for Mother-Daughter Career Day, where she becomes popular by describing her life as a housewife.
Because of a prank that she pulled at school, Kelly must learn to tap dance and perform in front of a school audience or get kicked out of school.
Peggy gets a job selling Patty Brite cosmetics. Al discovers that she is making more money than him, so he gets a second job at Burger Trek.
While driving, a driver cuts Steve off. Peg gives him "the finger", but the driver follows Steve. Steve then becomes obsessed that the enraged driver will come after him.
Steve and Marcy go on vacation and they put Al and Peg in charge of guarding their house. Al and Peg are only supposed to let the plumber in, but when a man comes up to the Bundy's door and asks for "Steve's Roadhouse", Peg thinks he is the plumber and that he means Steve Rhoades' house, so she lets him come inside. The man tows the Rhoades' home away. Steve and Marcy return home to discover a big hole where their house used to be, so they move in with the Bundys. Meanwhile, Kelly throws a slumber party.
Peg and Al go to their high school reunion, where Peg attempts to win the Reunion Queen Title. Al meets up with a rival and they decide to finish the fight that they didn't get to do in high school. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly are trying to find food at home.
Peg continues with her efforts to win Reunion Queen, while Al fights against his rival, Jack. Bud and Kelly go to the reunion in disguise, and eat the food there. With the help of Bud and Kelly, Peg cheats to win Reunion Queen, and Al beats Jack in their fight.
When Bud finds out his friends have dates and he doesn't, he tries to get one for himself and fails. So, he turns to the next best thing, a mannequin. Meanwhile, Al comes up with an idea for a new invention: The Bundy Shoe Lights. He introduces them to the people at the shoe convention, but they reject it after a mishap. Al does come up with another invention, though: Shoeper-Scoopers.
The Bundys get a computer that is costing them a lot of money. However, nobody uses it, forcing Al to smash it with a sledgehammer.
Guest Stars: Nick Toth
as Voice of the Computer
Al decides that he and his family need to spend some more time together, so they all go to the beach.
There's a guy in the neighborhood that is peeping on all the women in the neighborbood ... except Peg. Getting tired of having sex with Peg to make her feel better, Al pretends to be the peeper and he peeps on Peg. In the meantime, Bud helps Kelly with her studies.