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Season 1
1 :01x01 - Pilot (Apr/05/1987)
Al and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.
Guest Stars: Diana Bellamy as Customer #1, Sue Ann Gilfillan as Customer #2, Ritch Shydner as Luke Ventura, Linda Dona as Tawny, Victor Di Mattia as Arnold
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
2 :01x02 - Thinnergy (Apr/12/1987)
Marcy enlightens Peggy with a new diet book called "Thinergy," a program which only works if both partners go through it together.
Guest Stars: Ritch Shydner as Luke Ventura, Elizabeth Edwards (1) as Sandy
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
3 :01x03 - But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (Apr/19/1987)
Steve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.
Guest Stars: Ritch Shydner as Luke Ventura, Thomas Hill as Muldoon, Greg Berg as Commercial Actor, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, J. Jay Saunders as Bronson
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Burla
 
4 :01x04 - Whose Room is it Anyway? (Apr/26/1987)
The Rhoades get a tax refund and they decide to build a room, but can't decide on what kind of room to build, a pool room for Al or an exercise room for Peggy.
Director: Zane Buzby
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
 
5 :01x05 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately (May/03/1987)
Al and Steve buy a classic Mustang and become consumed in restoring back to mint condition.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Richard Gurman, Katherine Green (1)
Songs: Steppenwolf -- Born to Be Wild
 
6 :01x06 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get (May/10/1987)
Al's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.
Guest Stars: Richard Sanders as Mr. Conner, Don Draper as Salesman, Elias Zarou as Marcel, Walter Olkewicz as Violinist, Ritch Shydner as Luke Ventura
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Richard Gurman, Katherine Green (1)
Songs: Edwin Starr -- War
 
7 :01x07 - Married ... Without Children (May/17/1987)
Al and Peg run away for the weekend and leave Bud and Kelly with the Rhoades, who've underestimated their intelligence.
Guest Stars: Gunther Jensen as Dweep, Noah Blake as Sean, Liane Curtis (1) as Debbie
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green (1), Richard Gurman
 
8 :01x08 - The Poker Game (May/24/1987)
Steve loses his paycheck in a poker game to Al and needs to get it back before Marcy finds out.
Guest Stars: William Utay as Bum, James Lashly (1) as E.J., Sue Ann Gilfillan as Lisa, Steve Susskind as Barney, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Garrett Morris (1) as Russ
Director: Brian Levant
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
9 :01x09 - Peggy Sue Got Work (May/31/1987)
When Peggy asks Al for a VCR, Marcy suggests that she go to work and earn the money herself where she learns what having a job is all about...minimum wage.
Guest Stars: Irwin Keyes as Mr. Hugo, Ernie Sabella as Mr. Pond, Jeryl Jagoda as Woman #1, Regina Leeds as Woman #2
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
10 :01x10 - Al Loses His Cherry (Jun/07/1987)
An argument leads Al to Luke's bachelor pad, where he basks in the swingers life he had envisioned.
Guest Stars: Pamela Bowman as Sherry Cherry, Jerry Hall (1) as Terry Cherry, Ritch Shydner as Luke Ventura, Estelle Harris as Delilah
Director: Arlando Smith
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
11 :01x11 - Nightmare on Al's Street (Jun/14/1987)
Marcy has dreams about Al while Steve is on a business trip, leading her to ask Peggy for help.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Michael Moye
 
12 :01x12 - Where's the Boss (Jun/21/1987)
Al can't seem to find Gary anywhere, which leads him to the conclusion that she's dead. He decides to go find another job.
Guest Stars: Diana Bellamy as Nancy, Lewis Arquette as Ed, Billy Beck (1) as Guard, J. J. Johnston (1) as Happy, Rick Waln as Bart, Geoffrey Scott (6) as Gary, Amanda Sherman as Donna, Giovanni Ribisi as Teddy
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
13 :01x13 - Johnny Be Gone (Jun/28/1987)
Al and Peggy have tickets to attend the final night of their favorite hamburger joint. But when family problems get in the way, Al may miss out on the historical night.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Richard Gurman, Katherine Green (1)
 
Season 2
14 :02x01 - Poppy's By the Tree (1) (Sep/27/1987)
The Bundys are at a hotel in Florida, only to find that an ax murderer lives there.
Guest Stars: Ian Patrick Williams (3) as Beany, Dan Gauthier as Kelly's Boyfriend, Richard Paul as Sheriff, Sandy Sprung as Dottie, Bill Marcus as Harold, Charlie Dell as Roy, Becky Phelps as Gloria, Kim Morgan Greene as Becky, Gary Grubbs as Delbert, Vic Polizos as Killer
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
15 :02x02 - Poppy's By the Tree (2) (Sep/27/1987)
Peg gets kidnapped! Can Al get her back?
Guest Stars: Ian Patrick Williams (3) as Beany, Gary Grubbs as Delbert, Dan Gauthier as Kelly's Boyfriend, Richard Paul as Sheriff, Charlie Dell as Roy, Becky Phelps as Gloria, Kim Morgan Greene as Becky, Vic Polizos as Killer, Bill Marcus as Harold
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
16 :02x03 - If I Were a Rich Man (Oct/04/1987)
Al and Steve find out about 1 million dollars missing from the bank and the other Bundys think they have it.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
17 :02x04 - Buck Can Do It (Oct/11/1987)
Buck mates another dog, making the owner of the dog so angry that he sues Al.
Guest Stars: Dick Durock as Chainsaw, Mitchell Greenberg as Mr. Pittman, Derek McGrath as Buck (In Dream)
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
18 :02x05 - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1) (Oct/18/1987)
Marcy and Peggy go to a strip club, but Marcy ends up losing her ring in a very uncomfortable space...
Guest Stars: Judy Kain (1) as Sheila, Richard Brose as Bouncer, Lisa Kahofer as Wanda, LaRue Stanley as Fanny, Joey D. Vieira as Ernest, Charlotte Crossley as Louise, Michael Christian as Skippy, Nick Montgomery as Leon, George Solomon as Host/Announcer, Billy Hufsey as Zorro, Steve Guri as Mervyn, Doug Donatelli as Construction Worker, Christopher Whalley (1) as Cowboy
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Richard Vaczy, Tracy Gamble
 
19 :02x06 - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2) (Oct/18/1987)
The men take action over Peg and Marcy, just to make them feel bad about what happened.
Guest Stars: Judy Kain (1) as Sheila, Richard Brose as Bouncer, Billy Hufsey as Zorro, LaRue Stanley as Fanny, Nick Montgomery as Leon, George Solomon as Host / Announcer, Steve Guri as Mervyn, Doug Donatelli as Construction Worker, Christopher Whalley (1) as Cowboy, Charlotte Crossley as Louise, Michael Christian as Skippy, Lisa Kahofer as Wanda, Joey D. Vieira as Ernest
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy
 
20 :02x07 - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Oct/25/1987)
The phone line to the Bundys get cut off after Al refuses to pay the bill.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Richard Gurman, Katherine Green (1)
 
21 :02x08 - Born to Walk (Nov/01/1987)
Al needs to renew his license, but fails the test. Kelly, on the other hand, gets her license on the same day.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: John Vorhaus
 
22 :02x09 - Alley of the Dolls (Nov/08/1987)
The Bundys and old rivals battle it out in a bowling match.
Guest Stars: Bill Kalmenson (1) as Chuck, Darren Modder as Roscoe, Jennifer Sophia as Didi, Larry Spinak as Frank, Deborah Harmon as Mimi
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
23 :02x10 - The Razor's Edge (Nov/15/1987)
Steve gets a beard which makes Marcy very uncomfortable. Steve then moves in with the Bundys.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
24 :02x11 - How Do You Spell Revenge? (Nov/22/1987)
Peggy gets taught softball by Al. In the meantime, Kelly is reluctant to get a tattoo.
Guest Stars: John Dennis Johnston (1) as Jimmy, Kris Kamm as Brian
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
25 :02x12 - Earth Angel (Dec/06/1987)
Bud meets a girl who everyone likes with the exception of Marcy.
Guest Stars: Gene LeBell as Larry, John Wesley as Dennis, Judy Kain (1) as Sheila, Lana Schwab as Fern, LaRue Stanley as Fanny, Charlotte Crossley as Louise, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Steve Susskind as Barney, Dawn Merrick as Tiffany
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
26 :02x13 - You Better Watch Out (Dec/20/1987)
The Lakeside Mall has been killing the business at Al's workplace and now he experiences a bit of irony as their mall Santa dies from a fall in the Bundy's backyard when his parachute fails to open. The police order Al to calm down the neighborhood kids by proving Santa is still alive.
Guest Stars: David Ruprecht as Mr. Mallman, Michael Faustino as Nestor, Edan Gross as Carl, Robert Petkoff as Delivery Boy, Michael G. Hagerty (1) as Coroner
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green (1), Richard Gurman
 
27 :02x14 - Guys and Dolls (Jan/10/1988)
Al and Steve trade Marcy's expensive Barbie doll for baseball cards.
Guest Stars: Nick DeMauro as Cop
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Songs: Eagles -- In the City
 
28 :02x15 - Build a Better Mousetrap (Jan/24/1988)
The Bundys take on a mouse that invaded the house.
Guest Stars: Patrick T. O'Brien (6) as Wally
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
29 :02x16 - Master the Possibilities (Feb/07/1988)
Buck gets a pre-approved credit card, letting the Bundys go shopping.
Guest Stars: Debi A. Monahan as Hon, Jim Keily as Bellboy, Christi Allen (1) as Kristi, Caryn Wells as Paula, Linda Lutz as Frieda, Bill Erwin as Hiram Massey
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
30 :02x17 - Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah (Feb/14/1988)
Peggy is desperate to get Al to say "I Love You" to her, and Marcy wants to get Steve the perfect gift.
Guest Stars: Lihann Jones as April May June
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
31 :02x18 - The Great Escape (Feb/21/1988)
The Bundys spend a night at the shoe store.
Guest Stars: Cliff Bemis as Termite Boss, Barbara Belmonte as Trish, Barbara Schillaci as Mitzi, Hope Marie Carlton as Heather, Kim Anderson (1) as Jackie, Teri Weigel as Jade
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
32 :02x19 - Im-Po-Dent (Feb/28/1988)
Steve uses Marcy as a servant after she dents his car.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
33 :02x20 - Just Married ... With Children (Mar/06/1988)
The Rhoades and the Bundys go on a game show about newlyweds.
Guest Stars: Geoff Pierson as Roland Squab, Jessie Scott as Lovely Zelda, Catherine Rusoff as Mona Squab, David Leisure as Bink Winkleman
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
34 :02x21 - Father Lode (Mar/13/1988)
Al makes money from the racetrack, but loses it later from Peg.
Guest Stars: Teri Weigel as Jade
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Jerry Perzigian
 
35 :02x22 - All in the Family (May/01/1988)
Peggy's eccentric relatives are coming for a visit to the Bundy household. One of the Wanker triplets is planning on getting married, threatening their musical act.
Guest Stars: Eadie Del Rubio as Wanker Triplet #3, Elena Del Rubio as Wanker Triplet #2, Milly Del Rubio as Wanker Triplet #1, James 'Gypsy' Haake as Uncle Otto, Christopher Pallies (1) as Uncle Irwin
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
Season 3
36 :03x01 - He Thought He Could (Nov/06/1988)
When Al finds a library book that is 31 years overdue, he decides to face Mrs. Degroot, the librarian who thinks he is and always will be a loser.
Guest Stars: Edan Gross as Young Al, Brandon Bluhm as Lenny, Joesph Dammann (1) as Book Boy, Lu Leonard as DeGroot
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
37 :03x02 - I'm Going to Sweatland (Nov/20/1988)
Peg sees Elvis Presley in a sweat stain on Al's t-shirt, and tries to make money off of the image.
Guest Stars: Ron Stein as Elvis, Justine Lenore as Edna, Michelle Milantoni as Margo, Rawley Valverde as Alajandro, Ken Minyard as Ollie, Tifni Twitchell as Mrs. Webstock, Bob Arthur (1) as Lew, Sadie Chrestman as Samantha, Bruce Liberty as Clyde, Nancy Skelton as Dottie, Robert Kim as Elvis (Oriental), Robert Lenz as Elvis #3, Raymond D. Turner as Elvis (black), Aaron Paris as Elvis #2, Paul L. Casey (1) as Elvis #1, Casey Stengels (1) as Elvis (On Wheels)
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
38 :03x03 - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story) (Nov/27/1988)
Kelly tries to score with a high-school fullback, and after learning that he threatens his record, Al roots for the opposing team in order to keep his record intact.
Guest Stars: Ria Pavia as Kitty, Carey Eidel as Mr. Groggs, Cynthia Songe as Ms. Mount, Alan Baltes as Football Player, Gregory White as Coach, Beau Dremann as Matt
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
39 :03x04 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece) (Dec/11/1988)
Al and Steve's camping vacation is ruined because Marcy, Peg, and Kelly get their periods at the same time, as well as man-eating animals surrounding them.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
40 :03x05 - A Dump of My Own (Jan/08/1989)
Al tries to build his own dream bathroom in the garage.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
41 :03x06 - Her Cups Runneth Over (Jan/15/1989)
Peg's favorite bra is discontinued; Al tries to find a replacement for it.
Guest Stars: Bill Smillie as Pops, April Wayne as Muffy, Devin Devasquez as Vicki, Lynn Austin as Peaches, Tally Chanel as Corky, Deron McBee as Policeman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
42 :03x07 - The Bald and the Beautiful (Jan/29/1989)
When Al and Steve think that they are losing their hair, they go to a counsel of a hairless support group.
Guest Stars: Jim Maniaci as Jim, Kay Wolf as Amber, Therese Kablan as Crystal, Harry G. Sanders (1) as Murray, Graham Jarvis as Lance
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: Jules Dennis, Richard Mueller
 
43 :03x08 - The Gypsy Cried (Feb/05/1989)
A fortune telling gypsy predicts the Rhoades and Bundy's fortunes. Steve, Al, and Peg are given good fortunes, and Marcy's fortune predicts her dying.
Guest Stars: F. William Parker as Vandergelder, Steve Bean as Fred, Barbara Alyn Woods as Vicki, Sandra Wild as Fluffy, Carmen Zapata as Madame Olga
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
44 :03x09 - Requiem for a Dead Barber (Feb/12/1989)
Al goes in search of a real haircut after his barber of 20 years dies. An exhausted hunt leaves Al disgusted and looking like a hippie. He finally gives in and goes to a salon, which gives him a new hairdo that is a little effeminate.
Guest Stars: Vito D'Ambrosio as Louie, Charlie Spradling as Murphy, Garrett Morris (1) as Russ, Harry Hart-Browne as Eduardo, Steve Levy (1) as Mr. Ron, Stacy Alden as Fran, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Steve Susskind as Barney, Kenny Sacha as Mr. Adonis
Director: James E. Hornbeck (2)
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
45 :03x10 - I'll See You in Court (Unaired)
The Rhoades use the Bundy's as witnesses when a motel inadvertently taped Steve and Marcy having sex.
Guest Stars: Lillian Lehman as Judge, Ken Thorley as Jury Foreman, Lora Zane as Ms. Weigel
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Jeanne Baruch, Jeanne Romano
 
46 :03x11 - Eatin' Out (Feb/19/1989)
The Bundys recieve a check for $237.00 after their Uncle Henry dies, and they decide to use it to eat out at an elegant restaurant.
Guest Stars: Clement von Franckenstein as Maitre'D, Tom Tully (2) as Harold, Dona Speir as Photo Girl, Mary Jo Kirwan as Harold's Wife, William Rogers (5) as Waiter #1, Michael Tulin as Paul
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Songs: Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini -- Moon River
 
47 :03x12 - My Mom, the Mom (Feb/26/1989)
Peg accompanies Kelly to school for Mother-Daughter Career Day, where she becomes popular by describing her life as a housewife.
Guest Stars: Deborah Levin (1) as Susan, Julie Condra as Becky, Teri Weigel as Jade, Teri Ralston as Judge Spivak
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
48 :03x13 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance) (Mar/19/1989)
Because of a prank that she pulled at school, Kelly must learn to tap dance and perform in front of a school audience or get kicked out of school.
Guest Stars: Jesse Borrego as Bruno, Sandy Helberg as Mr. Wormer, Bunny Summers as Mrs. Wicker
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
49 :03x14 - A Three Job, No Income Family (Mar/19/1989)
Peggy gets a job selling Patty Brite cosmetics. Al discovers that she is making more money than him, so he gets a second job at Burger Trek.
Guest Stars: Dylan Kussman as Butch, Pauly Shore as Captain, Christian Jacobs as Shep, Teresa Ganzel (1) as Heather
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
50 :03x15 - The Harder They Fall (Mar/26/1989)
While driving, a driver cuts Steve off. Peg gives him "the finger", but the driver follows Steve. Steve then becomes obsessed that the enraged driver will come after him.
Guest Stars: Daniel Frishman (1) as Mr. Williams
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
51 :03x16 - The House That Peg Lost (Apr/09/1989)
Steve and Marcy go on vacation and they put Al and Peg in charge of guarding their house. Al and Peg are only supposed to let the plumber in, but when a man comes up to the Bundy's door and asks for "Steve's Roadhouse", Peg thinks he is the plumber and that he means Steve Rhoades' house, so she lets him come inside. The man tows the Rhoades' home away. Steve and Marcy return home to discover a big hole where their house used to be, so they move in with the Bundys. Meanwhile, Kelly throws a slumber party.
Guest Stars: Howard Stevens as TV Announcer, Tracy Justrich as Tasha, Kristen Pearcey as Karen, Laurie Plaksin as Charlene, Jonathan Coogan as Workman, Allison Barron as Lauren
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Steve Granat, Mel Sherer
 
52 :03x17 - Married ... with Prom Queen (1) (Apr/23/1989)
Peg and Al go to their high school reunion, where Peg attempts to win the Reunion Queen Title. Al meets up with a rival and they decide to finish the fight that they didn't get to do in high school. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly are trying to find food at home.
Guest Stars: Andrea Parker as Go-Go Dancer, Carol Mansell as Edna, Jack Yates (1) as Jack, Barbara Belmonte as Silky, Betty Muramoto (2) as Sumo Yohiro, Catherine Carlen as Vicki, Patricia Matthews (1) as Velour, Lisa Raggio as Connie, Danny Timms as Guitar Player, Morgan Cavett as Guitar Player and Lead Singer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
53 :03x18 - Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2) (Apr/30/1989)
Peg continues with her efforts to win Reunion Queen, while Al fights against his rival, Jack. Bud and Kelly go to the reunion in disguise, and eat the food there. With the help of Bud and Kelly, Peg cheats to win Reunion Queen, and Al beats Jack in their fight.
Guest Stars: John Apicella as Rick, Robert Schuch as Jimbo, David L. Lander (1) as Eli, Jack Yates (1) as Jack, Bill Applebaum as Tim Potter, Catherine Carlen as Vicki, Lynn Austin as Sable, Richard Jeni as Eli, Eric Toll as Milton, Lisa Raggio as Connie, Ric Stoneback as Speedy, Linda Lenet as Geena, Claudia Harrington as Thelma, Elisa Donovan as Linda, Laura Mellencamp as Melinda, Bill Bateman (1) as Larry Fleishman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
54 :03x19 - The Dateless Amigo (May/07/1989)
When Bud finds out his friends have dates and he doesn't, he tries to get one for himself and fails. So, he turns to the next best thing, a mannequin. Meanwhile, Al comes up with an idea for a new invention: The Bundy Shoe Lights. He introduces them to the people at the shoe convention, but they reject it after a mishap. Al does come up with another invention, though: Shoeper-Scoopers.
Guest Stars: Giovanni Ribisi as Teddy, Stephen Dorff as Boz, Heather Hopper as Lisa, Christy Michelle Taylor (1) as Caroline
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Vida Spears, Sara V. Finney
 
55 :03x20 - The Computer Show (May/14/1989)
The Bundys get a computer that is costing them a lot of money. However, nobody uses it, forcing Al to smash it with a sledgehammer.
Guest Stars: Nick Toth as Computer Voice
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
56 :03x21 - Life's a Beach (May/21/1989)
Al decides that he and his family need to spend some more time together, so they all go to the beach.
Guest Stars: Michael Faustino as Kid #1, Sandra Alexander (1) as Wendy, Candace Hutson as Tina, Christi Allen (1) as Lucy, Marilyn Pitzer as Betsy, Brice Alan as Chris, Pete Steinfeld as Lifeguard, Amber Susa as Jill, Gary Mauro as Mark, Morgan Brittany as Marilyn Beamis, Tracy Burton as Sandy, Marcy Austin as Luana, Saman as Beach Boy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
57 :03x22 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid (May/21/1989)
There's a guy in the neighborhood that is peeping on all the women in the neighborbood ... except Peg. Getting tired of having sex with Peg to make her feel better, Al pretends to be the peeper and he peeps on Peg. In the meantime, Bud helps Kelly with her studies.
Guest Stars: Shirley Prestia as Marsha, Luann Lee as Fifi, Healy Cunningham (1) as Lois, LaRue Stanley as Fanny, Dolores Albin as Mrs. McGinty
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Len O'Neill
 
Season 4
58 :04x01 - Hot off the Grill (Sep/03/1989)
Marcy's aunt is cremated. Marcy takes care of her remains. It becomes problematic when her ashes end up in everyone's food.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Story: Gabrielle Topping | Teleplay: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Songs: George Thorogood -- Bad to the Bone, Robert Jason -- Who'll Stop the Rain
 
59 :04x02 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics (Sep/10/1989)
Peggy does some aerobics with Chicago's healthiest man, but soon the man dies.
Guest Stars: Michele Smith as Bunny, Katherine Eickstaedt as Lola, Tom Lahm as Jim Jupiter
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
60 :04x03 - Buck Saves the Day (Sep/24/1989)
Kelly and Bud want concert tickets and try to get some money, but this means bad news for the other Bundys.
Guest Stars: Michael Faustino as Joey, Aeryk Egan as Victor, Charlotte Crossley as Louise, Lana Schwab as Fern
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
61 :04x04 - Tooth or Consequences (Oct/01/1989)
Al takes a trip to the dentist and has a relationship with the assistant.
Guest Stars: Joe Flaherty as Dr. Plierson, Scott Garrison as Bill, Traci Lords as Dental Assistant T.C
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
62 :04x05 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine (Oct/08/1989)
Peggy thinks that Al is cheating on her after talking with a woman at a beauty parlor.
Guest Stars: Brenda Lilly as Sonya, Kimmy Robertson as Molly, Vernee Watson-Johnson as Renee, Elizabeth Keifer as Ginger
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Lisa Rosenthal
 
63 :04x06 - Fair Exchange (Oct/29/1989)
The Bundys take in a French girl for a couple of days to make some money, but that girl is not that easy to handle, especially for Kelly.
Guest Stars: Richard Israel as Myron, Douglas Bryant Johnson as Bob, Milla Jovovich as Yvette
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
64 :04x07 - Desperately Seeking Miss October (Nov/05/1989)
Al tries to find his Playboy magazines after Peggy throws them out.
Guest Stars: Brandi Brandt as Playmate
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Steve Bing, Arthur Silver
 
65 :04x08 - 976-SHOE (Nov/12/1989)
Al takes a loan from Steve for an investment, but could Steve be making a BIG mistake?
Guest Stars: Ray Reinhardt as Peamon, Kari Whitman as Muffy, R. Leo Schreiber as Farmer, Kerry Burke as Swenson, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Sheriff
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
 
66 :04x09 - Oh, What a Feeling (Nov/19/1989)
Al wants a new car, but can't buy one because he can't afford it after Peg spends all his money.
Guest Stars: Nancy Priddy as Mrs. Writeman, Marc Bentley as Lewis, Joe Farago as Mr. Writeman, Mike Tino as Vince, John Welsh (1) as Tony
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
67 :04x10 - At the Zoo (Nov/26/1989)
The Bundys go to the zoo taking Steve, although he was supposed to look for work.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Banko as Courtney, Matt McKenzie (1) as Reporter, Michael Francis Clarke (1) as Bartender, Lisa Moss (1) as TV News Anchor, Trudy Adams as Chelsea, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Sonny
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
68 :04x11 - It's a Bundyful Life (1) (Dec/17/1989)
Al finally has some real money to buy things for Christmas, but ends up getting stuck after some customers get to the shoe store.
Guest Stars: Tim Eyster as Franklin, Don Sparks as Horowitz, Kate Romero as Midge
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
69 :04x12 - It's a Bundyful Life (2) (Dec/17/1989)
Al gets a visit from his guardian angel.
Guest Stars: Sam Kinison as Angel, Ted McGinley as Norman Jablonsky, Ann Nelson as Elderly Woman, Thomas Ian Nicholas as Bobby
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
70 :04x13 - Who'll Stop the Rain (Jan/07/1990)
The Bundy roof is leaking and Al needs to fix it.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
71 :04x14 - A Taxing Problem (Jan/14/1990)
Al needs to pay taxes after Peggy neglects them, and needs money fast. Little does he know the money is right on Peggy's hair.
Guest Stars: Coleen Maloney (1) as Marie Privett, A. J. Freeman as Mailman, Paul Coutos as Leo Privett
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Paul Diamond
 
72 :04x15 - Rock and Roll Girl (Feb/04/1990)
Bud works as Kelly's agent when she becomes a rock star.
Guest Stars: Jill Pierce as Mary, Deborah Dillon as Sharrie, Adolfo Quiñones as Cecil, Chuck E. Weiss as Bum, Jamie Lynn Grenham as Brenda, Eva La Rue as Carrie, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
73 :04x16 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1) (Feb/11/1990)
Marcy decides Steve isn't good enough for him anymore, and they get divorced in Las Vegas.
Guest Stars: Michael Saccente as Guy, Lawrence Lott as Dealer, Michael Stoyanov as Pizza Man
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Sioux Doanham
 
74 :04x17 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2) (Feb/18/1990)
Al, Kelly, and Bud go to Las Vegas to find Peggy and Marcy, but now they're all broke, and need to make some money. Kelly has the power to read roulette numbers, and Al needs to wrestle for the money.
Guest Stars: Gene LeBell as Referee, Rick Zumwalt as Gambler, Tony Cimber as Announcer, Jeanne Basone as Hollywood, Lynn Braxton as Big Bad Momma, Sam Clay as Croupier, Nicholas Dorr as Man, Sarah Taylor as Lounge Singer, Tommy Nast as Elmo, Ava Fabian as Yummy, Ursula Hayden as Babe
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
75 :04x18 - What Goes Around Comes Around (Feb/25/1990)
Bud remembers a girl who made fun of him years ago and now wants to get back at her.
Guest Stars: Mik Scriba as Mr. Blum, Joel J. Edwards as Jeff, Carol Gustafson as Principal Ravinko, Steve Bruskin as Clyde, Bojesse Christopher as Rick, Joshua J. Howard (1) as Guy #1, Cory Tyler as Guy #2, Tiffani Thiessen as Heather McCoy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
76 :04x19 - Peggy Turns 300 (Mar/25/1990)
Al and Peggy celebrate her birthday by going bowling. Al does well, but Peggy does better.
Guest Stars: Roy Firestone as Himself, Michael O'Guinne as Bowler #1, Garrett Glaser as Himself, Michael McManus (1) as Puggy
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
77 :04x20 - Peggy Made a Little Lamb (Apr/15/1990)
Peggy finds out she never passed Home Ec in high school, and needs to do it over to pass.
Guest Stars: Geri Betzler as Susan, Chuck E. Weiss as Bum, Patrick Dancy as Ruben, Keely Christian as Senior #1, Sandi Whitten as Senior #2, Marge Redmond as Miss Beyer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
78 :04x21 - Raingirl (Apr/29/1990)
Kelly gets another job, this time as a weather girl.
Guest Stars: Fran Montano as Station Manager, Ben Lemon as Bill Palomino
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
79 :04x22 - The Agony of Defeet (May/06/1990)
Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store, but soon gets some very disturbing images in his head.
Guest Stars: Jim O'Doherty as Pagent Master, Lou Wills as Judge #1, Robin Angers as Rhonda, Michael John Burns (3) as Joey, Gary Willis as Judge #2, Noah Blake as Jim
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Diane Burroughs (1), Joey Gutierrez
 
80 :04x23 - Yard Sale (May/13/1990)
Al wants to get rid of all of Peggy's useless junk at a yard sale.
Guest Stars: Alex Walters as Statue, Josh Carroll as Mark, Andrew Steinfeld as Tom, Cynthia Sullivan as Mildred, Brent Corman as Freddy, Kate Morrison (1) as Alice
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
 
Season 5
81 :05x01 - We'll Follow the Sun (Sep/23/1990)
The Bundys decide to go on vacation, but get caught in traffic.
Guest Stars: Eric Menyuk as George, Gita Isak as Motorist #2, Eddie Rio as Motorist #2, Frank Lloyd (1) as Motorist #1
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
82 :05x02 - Al ... with Kelly (Sep/30/1990)
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they don't have to go to Wanker county. Later, Kelly really gets sick, and Al needs to take care of her.
Guest Stars: Teresa Frost as Nurse, Beckie Mullen as Yvonne, Jay Anthony Franke (1) as Pizza Boy, Pamela Anderson (1) as Yvette
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
83 :05x03 - Sue Casa, His Casa (Oct/07/1990)
Al gets in a car accident and decides to sue the other driver.
Guest Stars: Rif Hutton as Bailiff, Dr. Joyce Brothers as the Judge, Mark L. Taylor (3) as Mr. Lincoln
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Corras
 
84 :05x04 - The Unnatural (Oct/14/1990)
Al gets left out of the softball championships thanks to the other Bundys.
Guest Stars: Greg Lewis as Old Codger, Reid Shelton as Roy, Ray J. Templin as Announcer, Derek Sellers as Hardy, Dan Blom as Sven Hunkstrom, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Steve Susskind as Barney, Ian Ziering as Kid
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
85 :05x05 - The Dance Show (Oct/21/1990)
Al takes offense to a man who dances with Peggy every night.
Guest Stars: Sam McMurray as Andy, Dorit Sauer as Trixie, Dan Castellaneta as Pete
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
86 :05x06 - Kelly Bounces Back (Oct/28/1990)
Kelly wants to be a spokesperson for a new car that came out.
Guest Stars: Tia Carrere as Piper Bowman, Tina Louise as Miss Beck, Joanna Goode (1) as Incense, Wendy Nichols as Girl, Debbe Dunning as Rochelle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
87 :05x07 - Married ... with Aliens (Nov/04/1990)
Al sees aliens that no one else sees, making the others believe he is crazy.
Guest Stars: Felix Silla as Alien, Leonard Lightfoot as Oliver, Susan Rossitto as Alien, Patty Maloney as Alien, Phil Fondacaro as Alien, Tony Cox as Alien, Debbie Lee Carrington as Alien
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
88 :05x08 - Wabbit Season (Nov/11/1990)
Al wants to have a vegetable garden. He finally makes one, but a rabbit keeps eating his crops.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
 
89 :05x09 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (Nov/18/1990)
With a move as simple as moving the couch, Al becomes the neighborhood hunk.
Guest Stars: Sherrie Rose as Mandi, Lucy Filippone as Athena, Teri Weigel as Jade, Rhonda Britten as Donna, Rhonda Shear as Brenda
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
90 :05x10 - One Down, Two to Go (Nov/25/1990)
Kelly moves out after Al beats up another of her boyfriends.
Guest Stars: Charles Howerton as Older Man, Michael Moye as Man in elevator, Rick Waugh as Jake, Julie Gray as Brooke, Stewart J. Zully as Sam
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
91 :05x11 - And Baby Makes Money (Dec/16/1990)
Al actually has sex with Peggy after finding out he can make big money from a couple to make an heir for them.
Guest Stars: Charlie Brill as Eugene Bundy, Beth Broderick as Miss Penza
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Art Everett (2)
 
92 :05x12 - Married ... with Who (Jan/06/1991)
Marcy tells Peggy that she had sex with someone last night. The person turned out to be Jefferson. She decides to have a wedding with him, all arranged by the Bundys.
Guest Stars: Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
93 :05x13 - The Godfather (Feb/03/1991)
Kelly dates a middle-aged man. This makes Al look big when the man says he "knows some people."
Guest Stars: Ann Marie Gillis (2) as Woman, Angel Broadhurst as Salt Water, Scott Ferguson as Paperboy, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Lane Davies as Harry Ashland
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
94 :05x14 - Look Who's Barking (Feb/10/1991)
A female dog comes into the house with Buck. The Bundys start paying more attention to her than to Buck after a matter of time.
Guest Stars: Brian George (2) as Chef, Kort Falkenberg as Hans, B. B. King as Street Singer, Rodney Kageyama as Owner, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Cheech Marin as Buck's Voice
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
95 :05x15 - A Man's Castle (Feb/17/1991)
Peggy decides that the bathroom needs redecorating and changes it into the color pink, which scares Al.
Guest Stars: Fitzhugh G. Houston as Rich, Daryl Carol (1) as Professor Lavar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
96 :05x16 - All Night Security Dude (Feb/24/1991)
Al gets a job as a security guard at his old high school. He forgetfully lets someone from their rival high school take their trophy that they won at football, which creates problems for Al.
Guest Stars: Carol Gustafson as Principal, Dorit Sauer as Trixie, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Bubba Smith as Spare Tire Dixon
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Glenn Eichler, Peter Gaffney
 
97 :05x17 - Oldies but Young 'Uns (Mar/17/1991)
Al hears a song he heard a long time ago on the radio, and struggles to find out the name of the song.
Guest Stars: Joseph Bologna as Charlie Verducci, Suli McCullough as Dave, Michael Stainton as Customer #1, Ron Litman as Customer #2, Gene Baxter as Rick Cool, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Matt LeBlanc as Vinnie Verducci
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Bill Prady
 
98 :05x18 - Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers (Mar/24/1991)
Al tries to decide who to finance for, Bud and the White House, or Kelly and a contest.
Guest Stars: Milt Tarver as I.R.S. Agent, Ray Girardin as Mr. Shnick, F. Richards Ford as Jonhson, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Policeman, Helena Apothaker as Butter Lefkowitz, Jennifer Braff as Rhonda Rose, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Flopsie
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
99 :05x19 - Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? (Apr/07/1991)
Al and Peggy go over to Marcy's house while they're out, Bud goes out on a date, and Kelly babysits.
Guest Stars: Edith Varon as Agatha, Irina Cashen as June Hubbard, Joey Simmrin as March Hubbard, Matt Leavitt as January Hubbard, Kristen Semon as December Hubbard, Cheri Semon (1) as July Hubbard, Samantha Leavitt as April Hubbard, Heather Lynne Cranny as May Hubbard, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Helena Apothaker as Crystal
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
100 :05x20 - Top of the Heap (Apr/07/1991)
This episode talks about a spinoff of Married...with Children, followng the lives of two other men who follow a life similar to Al's.
Guest Stars: Charles Howerton as Nelson, Diana Bellamy as Kathleen Morgan, Rebecca Cross as Tyler Cameron, Jill Pierce as Mary Ann, Dennis Holahan as Man #1, John Mansfield as Roger Bonderly, Kathryn O'Reilly as Woman, Joseph Bologna as Charlie Verducci, Matt LeBlanc as Vinnie Verducci, Joey Lauren Adams as Mona Mullins, Harry Harris (1) as Man #2, Renée Zellweger as Mindy, Tim Hill as Security Man
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver, Ron Leavitt
 
101 :05x21 - You Better Shop Around (1) (Apr/14/1991)
The Bundys get an air conditioner, but it uses too much power and takes away the electricity in the neighborhood.
Guest Stars: Jodie Mann (1) as Cashier, Regina Leeds as Cheese Lady, John Mallory Asher as Bob, Helena Apothaker as Butter, Bobbie Brown (6) as Nibbles, Kevin Ryder as the D.J., Louise Rapport as Mrs. Gillis, Bruce Jarchow as Manager
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Michael Ferris, J. D. Brangato
 
102 :05x22 - You Better Shop Around (2) (Apr/21/1991)
The Bundys move into a supermarket and find out about a shopping spree. Bud and Kelly bother the judge of the contest.
Guest Stars: Jerry Mathers as Himself, Alan Oppenheimer as Mr. Foodie, Jodie Mann (1) as Cashier, Brent Corman as Boy, Bobbie Brown (6) as Nibbles, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Bruce Jarchow as Manager
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
103 :05x23 - Route 666 (1) (Apr/28/1991)
The Bundys go on a trip, but the car breaks down while they're in New Mexico and need the D'Arcy's help in order to get back to Chicago.
Guest Stars: Carmen Filpi as Codger #1, Owen Bush as Codger #2, Michael Moye as Young Zeke, Buddy Matlock as Banjo Player, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, John Byner as Prospector
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
104 :05x24 - Route 666 (2) (May/05/1991)
The D'Arcys come over to help, but soon they discover there is gold there and develop a greed to find gold.
Guest Stars: Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Almond, Richard Hanson (1) as Fantasy Man #3, Renee Tenison as Macademia, Earl Billings as Demerson, Bobby Brown (7) as Pecan, Alex Walters as Fantasy Man #4, Derek Sellers as Fantasy Man #1, Sharyn Leavitt as Yetta, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Pamela Anderson (1) as Cashew, Ave Fabia as Honey Roasted, Steve Henneberry as Fantasy Man #5, David Nelson (2) as Fantasy Man #2
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
105 :05x25 - Buck the Stud (May/19/1991)
A man comes over to the Bundys, takes a look at Buck, and asks Al if he wants him to breed with his dog, and is offering big money for it.
Guest Stars: Armin Shimerman as Mr. Lovejoy, Jennifer Blanc as Margie, Trea Shields as Bridgett, Ted McGinley as Jefferson D'Arcy, Debbe Dunning as Bubbles, Joey Lauren Adams as Mona Mullins
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Chip Johannessen, John Rinker
 
Season 6
106 :06x01 - She's Having My Baby (1) (Sep/08/1991)
Marcy and Peggy find out they're pregnant, and this is very upsetting news to the guys.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
107 :06x02 - She's Having My Baby (2) (Sep/15/1991)
The guys are still upset, and they decide to run away from the women.
Guest Stars: Joe Sagal as Man with Nose, Cyndi Pass as Girl Dancer, Lisa Saxton as Girl Vendor, Monty Hoffman as Bartender
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
108 :06x03 - If Al Had a Hammer (Sep/22/1991)
Al decides to build a separate room for himself, and Bud goes by the name of a rapper.
Guest Stars: Rick Scarry as Melvin, Anthony S. Johnson as Herb, Bill Cho Lee (3) as Sony, Catherine Rusoff as Betsy, Gita Isak as Melba, Sharyn Leavitt as Harriett, Ellerine Harding as Nelvia, Jeff Michalski as Harry, Frank Lloyd (1) as Norris, Bobbie Phillips (3) as Jill
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
109 :06x04 - Cheese, Cues and Blood (Sep/29/1991)
Kelly plays pool with a couple of men and hustle them.
Guest Stars: B. T. Taylor as Adam, David Dario as Doug, Bert L. Cook as James, Tom Perna as Tony, Christian Guzek (2) as Kid, James Paradise as Slick Stick Jackson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
110 :06x05 - Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places (Oct/06/1991)
Jefferson accidentally sells all of Marcy's old things. Marcy and Peggy try to find them and get them back.
Guest Stars: Renee Tenison as Topsy, Terry Hoyos (1) as Mrs. Garcia, Lisa Saxton as Bathsheba, Rosie Tenison as Mopsy, Seth Dillon as Jorge, Robert Lesser as Bum, Tonya Offer as Salmoe
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
111 :06x06 - Buck Has a Belly Ache (Oct/13/1991)
Buck gets sick, and the Bundys pay more attention to him. Peggy feels neglected, and goes back to her old home in Wanker County.
Guest Stars: Patrick Cranshaw as Young Kit, Joey Lauren Adams as Cousin Effie, John Gerard as Possum Boy, William Sanderson as Cousin Eb
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
112 :06x07 - If I Could See Me Now (Oct/27/1991)
Al has a few minor accidents, and the other Bundys think he should get glasses.
Guest Stars: Gene Baxter as TV Announcer, Robert Fieldsteel as Wally
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Gabrielle Topping
Songs: ZZ Top -- Sharp Dressed Man
 
113 :06x08 - God's Shoes (Nov/06/1991)
Al starts making perfect shoes after "seeing" God.
Guest Stars: June Foray as Scary Mary, Larry Jacobson as Host, Brad Parker as Bob, Megan O'Hara as Lola, Tim Kazurinsky (1) as Sidney Rimhollow
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
114 :06x09 - Kelly Does Hollywood (1) (Nov/10/1991)
Kelly gets a talk show on one station, but then the other stations start to pay more attention to it and offer her jobs.
Guest Stars: Dinah Lenney as Talk Show Host, Georgi Irene as Samantha, Kari Wuhrer as Joanie, Heather Grimes as Roberta, Donna Eskra as Cyndy, Lisa Fuhrman as Jeannie, Matt LeBlanc as Vinnie Verducci
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
115 :06x10 - Kelly Does Hollywood (2) (Nov/17/1991)
Kelly goes to Hollywood, but soon finds out about censors, which are ruining her show.
Guest Stars: Denise Richards as Girl #2, Georgi Irene as Samantha, Pete Steinfeld as Rock Turboman, Megan O'Hara as Girl #1, Kari Wuhrer as Joanie, Heather Grimes as Roberta, Donna Eskra as Cindy, Lisa Fuhrman as Jeannie, Cleveland O'Neal as Stage Manager, Jon Lovitz as Jeff Littlehead, Victor Hugo Basso as Hair Dresser, Garth Ancier as Gig Fontaine
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
116 :06x11 - Al Bundy, Shoe Dick (Nov/24/1991)
Al becomes a private detective on a case, but someone else frames him for a later crime.
Guest Stars: John Randolph as Colonel Van Pelt, Anthony James as Adolph Van Pelt, David Sederholm as Bruce Van Pelt, Ron Leavitt as Jack Dallas, Nicole Chamberlain as Tanya Van Pelt, Frank Lloyd (1) as Leonard Van Pelt, Traci Lords as Vanessa Van Pelt
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
117 :06x12 - So This is How Sinatra Felt (Dec/01/1991)
Peggy thinks that Al is seeing other women, and she decides to send Bud and Kelly to look over him on his nightly activities.
Guest Stars: Maggie Montgomery as Leona, Jessica Hahn as Ricki
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
118 :06x13 - I Who Have Nothing (Dec/22/1991)
Al realizes that he has nothing of much value, and decides to try and find the ball he won the championships with.
Guest Stars: Karen Lynn Scott as Aunt, Paul Cira as Lawyer, Wendie Jo Sperber as Sandy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
119 :06x14 - The Mystery of Skull Island (Jan/05/1992)
The D'Arcy's and the Bundys play a game of relationships against each other, and Bud dates an athlete.
Guest Stars: Dan Clark (1) as Biff, Bobbie Phillips (3) as Kara
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
120 :06x15 - Just Shoe It (Jan/19/1992)
Al gets an offer about going on a shoe commercial for athletes.
Guest Stars: Steve Vinovich as Director, Sugar Ray Leonard as Himself, Ed 'Too Tall' Jones (1) as Himself, George C. Simms as Casting Executive, Tom Reilly (1) as Caterer, Elizabeth Giordano as Receptionist, Steve Carlton as Himself, Jay Gardner as Commercial Announcer, Frank Lloyd (1) as Al's Feet
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Lisa Chernin
 
121 :06x16 - Rites of Passage (Feb/09/1992)
It's Bud's 18th birthday, and Al decides to take him to the nudie bar.
Guest Stars: Roger Hewlett (1) as Sticky the Clown, Carl Ciarfalio as Man, Kevin Curran as Buck, Gina Puzo as Roxanne, Frank Lloyd (1) as Gorgo
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ilunga Adell
 
122 :06x17 - The Egg and I (Feb/16/1992)
Steve comes back after his divorce to take Marcy back, but finds out about Jefferson. The Bundys then find out that he's on the run from the law.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as F.B.I. Man, Larry McKay as News Anchor, David Garrison (1) as Steve Rhoades
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
123 :06x18 - My Dinner with Anthrax (Feb/23/1992)
Bud wins a contest and gets tickets to Florida, where he sends Al and Peggy while the guest band visits him.
Guest Stars: Edd Byrnes (1) as Himself, Roger Rose as V.J., Anthrax as Themselves, Fred Willard as Stan
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Songs: George Thorogood -- Bad to the Bone, Anthrax -- In My World
 
124 :06x19 - Psychic Avengers (Mar/01/1992)
Jefferson is on a psychic hotline where he scams people, but the Bundys take over that business.
Guest Stars: Barbara Perry as Old Lady, Larry Udy as Psychic #1, Steven Trevor as Zelmo, Z. Z. Clark as Hakbar, Andy Flaster as Thursday Markowitz, Travis Venable as Big Bob, Kevin Curran as Buck the Man, Scott Ian as Himself, Candice Azzara as Madame Inga
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr. (2)
 
125 :06x20 - High I.Q. (Mar/22/1992)
Kelly takes an IQ test and somehow gets a great score, allowing her to hang out with smart people. This makes Bud suspicious.
Guest Stars: Joshua Rifkind as Scott, Gary Epp (1) as Guard, James Quarter as Delbert, Rana Mack as Margie, Christopher M. Brown (7) as Ralph, Tim Hill as Man
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Steve Crider
 
126 :06x21 - Teacher Pets (Apr/05/1992)
Bud dates two women, Peggy is neglected while she's sick, and Al gets free pizza.
Guest Stars: Linda Gibboney as Miss McGowen, Bert L. Cook as Ernie, Charlotte Ross as Darlene, Ric Coy (1) as Kid, Lillian Adams as Mrs. Mariner
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
127 :06x22 - The Goodbye Girl (Apr/19/1992)
Kelly gets another job, this time at the amusement park, and Al hangs out in the living room of the house.
Guest Stars: Louie Mustillo (1) as Mr. Nielsen, Edd Hall (1) as Tour Guide, Hal Landon, Jr. as Janitor, Mitchell Dean as Guy, Sean Fox as Kid #1, Lindsey France as Kid #2, Dana Lee as Master Po
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
128 :06x23 - The Gas Station Show (Apr/26/1992)
Al receives a debt after the other Bundys buy too much junk food, and needs to pay it off by working at the gas station.
Guest Stars: Leah Ayres as Betty, Phil Buckman as Joe, Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Hilgar, Colby Chester as Jim, Andrea Leithe as Stacey, Peggy Trentini as Ulla, Anna Keller as Karin, Sherlock Ganz as Olga, Jane Frances as Eva
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
 
129 :06x24 - England Show (1) (May/03/1992)
The Bundys take a trip to England, but what they don't realizes is that the male Bundys are a curse on one of the neighborhoods, and they must be done away with.
Guest Stars: Steven Hartley as Igor, Kevin Curran as Buck, Bill Oddie as Winston, Alun Armstrong as Trevor, Tony Steedman as Mayor Fivshaw, Helena Carroll as Poxilda, Ron Leavitt as Nearby Dog #1, Michael Moye as Nearby Dog #2
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
130 :06x25 - England Show (2) (May/10/1992)
The Bundys go shopping, still not realizing what's in store for them next.
Guest Stars: Steven Hartley as Igor, Bill Oddie as Winston, Alun Armstrong as Trevor, Tony Steedman as Mayor Fivshaw
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Songs: Right Said Fred -- I'm Too Sexy
 
131 :06x26 - England Show (3) (May/17/1992)
In order to save the lives of the Bundys, Al needs to compete in a tournament.
Guest Stars: Steven Hartley as Igor, Bill Oddie as Winston, Alun Armstrong as Trevor, Tony Steedman as Mayor Fivshaw
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
Season 7
132 :07x01 - Backstage with the Bundys (Sep/05/1992)
This episode was basically talking about the making of a previous episode, known as The Goodbye Girl.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
133 :07x02 - Magnificent Seven (Sep/13/1992)
The first episode with Seven in it, who comes from Wanker.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Bobcat Goldthwait as Zemus, Linda Blair as Ida Mae
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
134 :07x03 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp (Sep/20/1992)
Al and Peggy try to work out their relationship, Kelly is lost in the woods, and Bud dates a contagious girl.
Guest Stars: Liz Vassey as Lorraine, Shane Sweet as Seven, Corey Feldman as Ralph, Dusty Street as D.J.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Ellen L. Fogle
 
135 :07x04 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday (Sep/27/1992)
It's Al's birthday, and Seven tells them that he doesn't know when his birthday is, so they Bundys celebrate it on the same day.
Guest Stars: Frank Lloyd (1) as Parachuter, Shane Sweet as Seven, Andrew Masset as Phillip, Sherry Rooney as Gwen, Weston Blakesley (1) as Worker, Ted Jan Roberts as Brian
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
136 :07x05 - Al on the Rocks (Oct/04/1992)
Seven gets a huge doctor bill, and Al needs to take another job in order to pay it off. In the meantime, Peggy kicks Bud and Kelly out after worrying about their health affecting Seven.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Diane Delano as Gladys, Sherlock Ganz as Patron #1, Laurel Ollstein as Woman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Andrew Smith (2)
 
137 :07x06 - What I Did for Love (Oct/11/1992)
Peggy wants sex. Al doesn't. She tries to buy more clothes in order to lure him in.
Guest Stars: Keith Coulouris as Guy, Shane Sweet as Seven, Penelope Windust as Sales Lady, Jocelyne Kelly as Girl
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
138 :07x07 - Frat Chance (Oct/25/1992)
Bud wants to get women, and up till now, he's been unsuccessful, so he decides to open a fraternity.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, S. Kyle Parker as Ahmed, Andy Milder as Francis, Elek Hartman as Gus, Kathleen McClellan as Girl, Jamie Luner as Gerri, Cynthia Allison as News Anchor
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
139 :07x08 - The Chicago Wine Party (Nov/01/1992)
Al finds out about a beer tax, and he and the Bundys decide to protest against that with a vote.
Guest Stars: Michael Goldfinger as Doug, Kari Coleman as Muffy, Cynthia Allison as News Anchor, Hartley Silver as Storekeeper Jim, Ed Burke (1) as Man, Pearl Shear as Volunteer #1, Flora Burke as Volunteer #2, Jim Chiros as Activist #1, Cynthena Sanders as Activist #2, Cindy Margolis as Beer Girl #1, Robin Killian as Beer Girl #2, Tonya Poole as Beer Girl #3
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
140 :07x09 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Nov/08/1992)
In a desperate attempt to get get rid of her, Al has Kelly get a job as a waitress.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Bert L. Cook as Customer, Brian Doyle-Murray as Wayne, Charlotte Booker as Miss Parker, Lisa Robin Kelly (1) as Carol, Aubree Mazzola as Girl
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Gabrielle Topping
 
141 :07x10 - Rock of Ages (Nov/15/1992)
The Bundys are at an airport, and want to travel first class, so they disguise themselves as rock stars to get in.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Aaron Lustig as Attendant, Mark Jay Goodman (1) as V.J., Mark Lindsay as Himself, John Sebastian (1) as Himself, Peter Noone as Himself, Richie Havens as Himself, Spencer Davis as Himself, Robby Krieger (1) as Himself, Robert Ackerman (1) as Harry, Theresa Lee (2) as Petal
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
142 :07x11 - Death of a Shoe Salesman (Nov/22/1992)
Al wants to buy a cemetery plot for himself, but Peggy feels insulted by him when he doesn't want to be buried next to her.
Guest Stars: Dan Castellaneta as Funeral Director, James R. Sweeney as Priest, Emilio Borelli as Man, Laurel Lockhart as Lorraine, Robert Ackerman (1) as Harry, Bill Applebaum as Newscaster
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
143 :07x12 - Old College Try (Dec/13/1992)
Bud gets a college grant from his school, meaning a chance to get into college, but Al and Peg foolishly spend it for their self-gratification.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Leslie Ryan as Julie, Stan Chandler as Bank Nerd #1, Tim Maculan as Bank Nerd #2, Jennifer Pusheck as Toni, Michael Mitz as Bank Teller, Richard Mayer (1) as Old Man, Alex McLeod as Coed #1, Sabryn Genet as Coed #2
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
144 :07x13 - Christmas (Dec/20/1992)
In a clip show, the Bundys remember their Christmases past.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Dennis Cockrum as Bartender, Fred Sanders as Ishowitz, Kevin Thompson as Elf, Ed Morgan (1) as Charity Santa, Matt Leavitt as Matt, Samantha Leavitt as Samantha, Monty Hoffman as Santa, Kristen Martin (1) as Freckled Girl, Sara Shearer as Assistant, Paula Bernard as Denise, Kristen Semon as Lolly, Cherry Semon (1) as Polly, Joey Lauren Adams as Janie
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
145 :07x14 - The Wedding Show (Jan/10/1993)
A family wedding is about to occur, but Peggy is still trying to decide what to wear. Soon, the bride of the wedding starts hanging out with Bud.
Guest Stars: Andrea Elson as Heidi, Joey Lauren Adams as Janie, Sara Melson as Corky, Robin Killian as Natalie
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
146 :07x15 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This (Jan/24/1993)
Al goes on a fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy are fighting the whole time. In the meantime, while she's away, Jefferson decides to use Marcy's money, along with Kelly and Bud.
Guest Stars: Shane Sweet as Seven, Joel Gretsch as Johnny, Terri Wilgren as Mindy
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Michael Moye
 
147 :07x16 - Heels on Wheels (Feb/07/1993)
Kelly feels she should but a motorcycle, but the other members of the family find it too dangerous. Later, Al thinks about riding it.
Guest Stars: Paris Houghton as Lulu, Todd McLaren as NBC Announcer, Avalon Anders as Sandy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
148 :07x17 - Mr. Empty Pants (Feb/14/1993)
Peggy decides to make some cartoons, and creates one called Mr. Empty Pants. Remind you of anybody?
Guest Stars: Cynthia Szigeti as Bertha, Steve Bean as Steve, Cain Devore as Man, Brian Jensen as Antoine, Jack Kenny (1) as Fredo, Kristi Ducati as Candy, Avalon Anders as Sandy, Janne Halskov as Mandy, Arthur Hanket as Anchorman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: George Tricker
 
149 :07x18 - You Can't Miss (Feb/21/1993)
Bud goes on a dating game show for men, and he must battle against Rodrico, the hunk in the final round. Although he doesn't get the girl in the show, other girls really fall for him because of a little speech he made on the air.
Guest Stars: Bill Maher as Adam, Brian Leckner as Henry, Matt Winston as Eugene, Allison Barron as Tonya, Ron Evans as Rodrico, Kiamalise Budak as Betty, Tiffany Sloan as Carol, Chantel Dubay as Candy Lapinsky, Craig Sheffer as Alternative Prize to Budd
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Scott Zimbler, Joel Valentincic
 
150 :07x19 - Peggy and the Pirates (Feb/28/1993)
Kelly tells Seven a story about pirates, with Peggy being the maiden in distress, and Al as the hero.
Guest Stars: Frank Lloyd (1) as Black Bert, Shane Sweet as Seven, David Garrison (1) as Steve Rhoades, Eric Menyuk as Black Bob, Gene LeBell as Black Ben
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
151 :07x20 - Go for the Old (Mar/14/1993)
According to his family, Al is becoming old. He then receives an invitation to a senior athletics championship, and competes against some of the oldest men in the city.
Guest Stars: E. D. Miller (1) as Ira, Kevin Brief as Official, George Feinstein as George, Mario Raccuzzo as Vendor, Peggy Gilbert as Cheerleader #1, Jerrie Thill as Cheerleader #2, Georgie Shilling as Cheerleader #3, Marian M. Wells as Cheerleader #4, Todd McLaren as Stadium Announcer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
152 :07x21 - Un-Alful Entry (Mar/28/1993)
After Al stops a burglar from robbing his house, the burglar sues Al for 50,000 dollars.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Policeman, Melanie Chartoff as Laurie Diamond, Randall "Tex" Cobb as Burglar, Edwin Owens as Judge, Brooke Stacy Mills (2) as Sandy, Kari Coleman as Anchor Woman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
153 :07x22 - Movie Show (Apr/11/1993)
It's Kelly's birthday, and the Bundys celebrate it. Later, they find out her boyfriend is with someone else, which is something Kelly doesn't know.
Guest Stars: David Boreanaz as Frank, Craig Benton as Usher, Kimberly Moss as Salesgirl, Nick Oleson as Lon, Elena Statheros as Liz, Phil Dominguez as Lex, Anahtt Minasyan as Lil, Robin Francis Robins as Man
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
 
154 :07x23 - 'Til Death Do Us Part (Apr/25/1993)
Al finds out he's the worst in the town when it comes to the bedroom and needs to get back the honor, even if it means with Peg.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
155 :07x24 - Tis Time to Smell the Roses (May/02/1993)
Al thinks it's time to retire, but soon the idea slips away after Peggy spends all of his money, which means finding another job.
Guest Stars: Susan Peretz as Ms. Blaub, Peter Jason (1) as Manager, S. Kyle Parker as Habib #1, Ted Davis (1) as Habib #2, Charlene Tilton as Herself
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
 
156 :07x25 - Old Insurance Dodge (May/09/1993)
Al's Dodge gets stolen, and decides to make some money out of that by insurance fraud.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Policeman, Rob LaBelle as Joe
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
157 :07x26 - Wedding Repercussions (May/16/1993)
Bud's cousin shows up at the Bundys after finding out that his wife slept with somebody else. What he doesn't know is that the person was Bud.
Guest Stars: Abraham Benrubi as Jimmy, Barbara Moore (1) as Dee Anna
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
158 :07x27 - The Proposition (May/23/1993)
Al's old girlfriend Coco comes back after realizing she wants Al back, and is willing to make Peggy rich for letting her keep him.
Guest Stars: Vanna White as Coco, Kevin Schon as Phil, Jane Childerhose as Woman in Store
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
159 :07x28 - A Day in the Life (Jun/07/1993)
In this episode, we follow the life of the D'Arcy's for once, and what they do all day.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Arthur Silver
 
Season 8
160 :08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? (Sep/05/1993)
Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, and they switch seats. Soon, Peg is called up for a free throw, which Al feels should have been his since it was his seat in the first place. It's up to Peggy to make the free throw and win the $10,000.
Guest Stars: Clyde Drexler as Himself, Vlade Divac as Himself, Ray Clay as P.A. Announcer, Gerald Emerick as Man Behind Al, Roy Fegan as Team Offical, Xavier McDaniel as Himself
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
161 :08x02 - Hood 'n the Boyz (Sep/12/1993)
Al meets his girlfriend from when he was young, and a gang seems to be bothering her. Al feels he should help her with the problem.
Guest Stars: Matt Borlenghi as Ray Ray, Nicholas Brendon as Guy in Ray-Ray's gang, Debra Engle as Mary Ellen, Kimberly Paige as Jackie, Ales Zonn as Bum, Skye Bassett as Ray Ray's Girl, Chuck Lefever as Skippy
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Michael Moye
 
162 :08x03 - Proud to Be Your Bud? (Sep/19/1993)
According to the Bundys, Bud was talking to himself, leading the family to think Bud has gone crazy.
Guest Stars: Michelle Nicholas as Libby
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
163 :08x04 - Luck of the Bundys (Sep/26/1993)
Al begins having a huge stroke of luck after Peg reads his horoscope, but then he remembers the Bundy curse, which will eventually "destroy him."
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Policeman, J. J. Johnston (1) as Louie, Tom LaGrua as Weasel, Lee Arenberg as Sal, Sean N. Sickner as Policeman #2
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
164 :08x05 - Banking on Marcy (Oct/03/1993)
Marcy is trying to overcome stage fright, and decides to get rid of it in her bed, which doesn't seem to be helping after a matter of time.
Guest Stars: Beau Billingslea as Moderator, Marilyn Kagan as Dr. Angela
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
165 :08x06 - No Chicken, No Check (Oct/10/1993)
Bud and Kelly buy a car to share, but soon they end up fighting. That means they have to go on a double date.
Guest Stars: Sean O'Bryan as Neuter, Lou Bonacki as Jake, Vaitiare Bandera as Sonya
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
 
166 :08x07 - Take My Wife, Please (Oct/24/1993)
Al meets the Grim Reaper. The other Bundys pose as the Village People after the real ones didn't make it to Marcy's Halloween Party.
Guest Stars: Jeffrey G. Olsen as Himself/Cowboy, Patrika Darbo as Ethel, Mindy Seeger as Jeannie, Joshua Boyd as Kid #1, Billy Gordon (2) as Belle, The Village People as Themselves
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
167 :08x08 - Scared Single (Nov/07/1993)
Aaron is planning on getting married, but Al wants to tell him otherwise. In the meantime, Kelly gets stung by bees.
Guest Stars: Hill Harper as Aaron, Mary-Pat Green (1) as Marge, Joe Bob Briggs as Billy Ray, Rose Jackson as Angie, Melissa Behr as Heidi, Tara Karsian as Woman at Store, Joe Ochman as Guy, Jeff Heston as Emaciated Man, Borovnisa Blervaque as Beautiful Girl, Tami Roman as Meg
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
168 :08x09 - NO MA'AM (Nov/14/1993)
The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious, and create the NO MA'AM group, and soon hack into the television.
Guest Stars: John Mariano as Pete, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Lisa Boyle as Bubbles Double Dee, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Steve Susskind as Barney, Jerry Springer as Himself, Trip Hamilton as Jim, Harriet Leider as Velma, Ingrid Berg as Waitress, William Palmieri as Guy #1, Frank Noon as Guy #2, Timothy Omundson as Bartender, Chris Latta as Roger (as Chris Collins)
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
169 :08x10 - Dances with Weezy (Nov/21/1993)
It's the opening of the sports bar, and Al and Jefferson want to go, but the wives are making them go to a The Jeffersons live. They guys get Bud and Kelly to pose as them while they go to the sports bar.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Joe Namath as Himself, Johnny Bench as Himself, Ernie Lee Banks as Himself, Jillian Johns as Waitress
Director: Tony Singletary
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
170 :08x11 - Change for a Buck (Nov/28/1993)
Buck gets tired living at home, and decides to leave. But he gets captured by the dog pound later, and the Bundys need to get him back.
Guest Stars: Lenny Wolpe as Father, Dom DeLuise as Floyd the Dog, Cheech Marin as Buck's Voice, Jeanine Jackson (1) as Mother, Joshua Boyd as Timmy, Ralph P. Martin as Mustafa, Jillian Johns as Waitress
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
171 :08x12 - A Little off the Top (Dec/12/1993)
A couple of absent-minded surgeons have Al circumcised after misinterpreting instructions.
Guest Stars: Hill Harper as Aaron, Ron Perkins as Doctor, Mark Clayman as Jay, John Maxwell (1) as Dad, Terence Winter (1) as Lee
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Michael Moye
 
172 :08x13 - The Worst Noel (Dec/19/1993)
Bud and Kelly buy a jukebox for Christmas, and Al and Peggy fight over the TV.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
173 :08x14 - Sofa So Good (Jan/16/1994)
Al and Peggy go away for awhile, and Kelly has her boyfriend over, who happens to ruin the couch. Bud and Kelly have to replace it before Al and Peggy come back.
Guest Stars: Larry Hankin as Mary, Mark Matheisen as Gunther, Bryn Erin as Naomi, Robert Donner as Maray the Couch Maker
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Doug McIntyre (1)
 
174 :08x15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself (Jan/23/1994)
Peggy's face appears on a billboard outside the shoe store, which makes matters more annoying for Al.
Guest Stars: Hill Harper as Aaron, Michael Lowry as Sloan, Tom Silardi as Dabbs, Winifred Freedman as Enid, Michael Anthony Vaccaro as Patrick
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Wayne Kline
 
175 :08x16 - How Green was My Apple (Feb/06/1994)
The Bundys and D'Arcy's fight over an apple tree, which soon leads to a war.
Guest Stars: Gary Coleman as Inspector, Danny Bonaduce as Surveyor, Dave Madden (1) as Manager, Joni Allen (1) as Girl
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
176 :08x17 - Valentine's Day Massacre (Feb/13/1994)
Al buys gifts for Peggy, and Bud finds a long lost Valentine's Day card from years ago.
Guest Stars: Jeff Bennett as Mayhem, Avner Garbi as Omar, Jane Lynch as Greta, Paddi Edwards as Betty, Charles Bouvier as Mac, Dan Doherty as Bodyguard, Stephanie Dicker as Woman, David Carrera as Pinworm, Julie Condra as Crystal, Lorna Scott as Rita
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Cindy Begel
 
177 :08x18 - Get Outta Dodge (Feb/20/1994)
Al would get a new car if he gets a commercial done about his car hitting the 1 million mile mark. Unfortunately, while he was sleeping in the car, he accidentally shifted the gear, starting the gas while at 999,999.9 miles.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Bert L. Cook as Criminal, Todd Sussman as Bill Ellis, Stefanie Ridel as Lisa, Richard Assad as Fanatic, Ralph Grairl as Japanese Man, David Garubard as Mobster #1, Maray Ayres as Winer Gal, William Bookston as Winer Guy
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Mark Driscoll
 
178 :08x19 - Field of Screams (Feb/27/1994)
After finding out that his old high school football field will be destroyed, Al protests against it, going on a hunger strike. In the meantime, Kelly gets some bug spray for her commercial, using it on Bud and Buck, leading to some strange side effects.
Guest Stars: Hill Harper as Aaron, Tiiu Leek as TV Announcer, Julie Benz as Sascha
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
179 :08x20 - The D'Arcy Files (Mar/20/1994)
After Al believes Jefferson is a spy, he will be given 50,000 dollars to reveal that to the Feds. He must decide between money or friendship. Obvious choice.
Guest Stars: Robert Mandan as Walter Traugott
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ilunga Adell
 
180 :08x21 - Nooner or Nothing (Feb/10/1994)
Peg is trying to win a radio contest, but needs help from Al, who just isn't cooperating. In the meantime, Bud and Kelly try to buy concert tickets, but end up losing their place every time someone comes.
Guest Stars: Chi McBride as Dexter, Rick Dees as Himself, Fergie as Ann, Pete Steinfeld as Pete, Helen Faraday as Frieda, Kelly Goodman as Barbara, Douglas Christopher as Kevin, Nicole Nagorsky as Penelope, Helen Siff as Leona, Steve Graham (1) as B.B.R. Fan
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Nancy Neufeld Callaway
 
181 :08x22 - Ride Scare (Apr/24/1994)
Al needs to carpool to work along with three obese women, who work together to clean up the city.
Guest Stars: Sandra Taylor as Naomi, Paul Eisenhauer as Alderman Johnson, Jane Abbott as Alexis, Shannon K. Dunn as Monique, Debra Christofferson as Paulina
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Nancy Neufeld Callaway
 
182 :08x23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes (May/01/1994)
Al insults another fat woman yet again, and loses his parking space. He decides to go to a guru, called Ironhead Haynes, to seek some advice.
Guest Stars: E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Steve Susskind as Barney, Hill Harper as Aaron, Waylon Jennings as Ironhead Haynes, Sheila Grenham as Woman #2, Chris Latta as Roger (as Chris Collins)
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
183 :08x24 - Assault and Batteries (May/08/1994)
Al wants to see a movie on television, but needs to fix the basement doorstep first. In order to do that, he needs the flashlight, which needs batteries, and he needs to go buy them at the supermarket. Unfortunately, the computers that control the supermarket go down, locking him in the store.
Guest Stars: Cheech Marin as Buck's Voice, Jean Speegle Howard as Old Lady, Jan Hoag as Checker #1, Brian Reddy as Checker #2, Biff Yeager as Man, Gary Simpson as Paramedic, Cynthia Frost as Customer #1, Craig Benton as Customer #2
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: David Castro
 
184 :08x25 - Al Goes Deep (May/15/1994)
Jefferson bets on a football game from Al's advice, but the star player begins dating Kelly, and that puts a dampening on their game.
Guest Stars: Ron Pitts as TV Announcer, Edward Blanchard as Stab Wound, Marcia Del Mar as Maria, Curnal Achilles Aulisio as Chad, Jane Abbott as Alexis
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Laurie Lee-Goss, Garry Bowren (1)
 
185 :08x26 - Kelly Knows Something (May/22/1994)
Al tries out for a game show, but doesn't get accepted. He teaches Kelly about sports in order to win the prize money to buy a new television set, but could she be learning too much?
Guest Stars: Mary-Pat Green (1) as Max, Neal Lerner as Traney, Alex Nevil as Mike, Michael Cannizzo (1) as Tony, Todd Christensen as the Host
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
Season 9
Best of Bundy (Feb/05/1995)
With George Plimpton as the host, we see the Bundys house as a set in Hollywood, in a behind-the-scenes episode, where there are also clips of the Bundys' greatest moments.
Guest Stars: George Plimpton as Himself (as narrator)
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
My Favorite Married (Apr/30/1995)
A series of clips are shown while the cast picks out their favorite ones.
Guest Stars: Wanda Acuna as Babette
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
186 :09x01 - Shoeway to Heaven (Sep/04/1994)
Al and Jefferson find a secret compartment in the shoe store filled with old 70's shoes and make the shoe store 70's themed.
Guest Stars: Tawny Kitaen as Dominique, Joe Bob Briggs as Billy Ray Wetnap, Richard Stahl as Shoemaker, Barbara Sammeth as Woman #1, Jodi Taffel as Woman #2, Rosie Taravella as Woman #3, Terry Murphy (1) as Herself, John O'Connell (2) as TV Announcer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: David Castro
 
187 :09x02 - Driving Mr. Boondy (Sep/11/1994)
Al looks through some old letters he never received, and finds out his driver's license expired. He has to go renew it, which would have been easy if Bud wasn't his driving instructor.
Guest Stars: Oliver Muirhead as Mr. Blithers, Nicole Nagel as Heidi, Isa Totah as Ahmed, Greg Callahan as Bank President, Jeffrey Winner as Test Examiner, Wesley Leong as Man, Deborah Lee Hall (1) as DVS Woman, Gene Steichen as Bank Customer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Donald Beck
 
188 :09x03 - Kelly Breaks Out (Sep/18/1994)
Kelly gets a job doing a beer commercial, but she gets a zit a few days before the commercial. Marcy and her women's group protest the commercial, and make her do it anyway.
Guest Stars: Dot Jones (1) as Lola, Michael Francis Clarke (1) as Stage Manager, Cleto Augusto as Director, Dennis Phun as Chinese Actor, Don Brunner as Cameraman #1
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- The Avergers Theme (Original airing)
 
189 :09x04 - Naughty but Niece (Sep/25/1994)
Bud has to study for an exam, but soon finds out Marcy's niece Amber, who he starts spending time with mutually.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Joseph D. Reitman as Genghis, Juliet Tablak as Amber, Heather Paige Kent as Cherise, Kirsten Holmquist as Breezy
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: David Castro
 
190 :09x05 - Business Sucks (1) (Oct/02/1994)
Peggy tries to get home, but there are train delays. In the meantime, Al and Marcy once again battle it off in a protest.
Guest Stars: Jack Riley as Wendell, Terri J. Vaughn as Connie, Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Dot Jones (1) as Dot, Jean Speegle Howard as Sylvia, David J. Poindexter as Poindexter, Cynthia Steele as Rebecca, Gretchen Palmer as Lucille, Annie O'Donnell as Eartha, Rachel Winfree as Sadie, Joe Costanza as Butcher
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
191 :09x06 - Business Still Sucks (2) (Oct/09/1994)
Al now wants the women gone from his shoe store, so he changes it into a men's shoe store.
Guest Stars: Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Dot Jones (1) as Dot, Mary-Pat Green (1) as Marge, David J. Poindexter as Poindexter, Cynthia Steele as Rebecca, Marla Cotovsky as Helga
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
192 :09x07 - Dial "B" for Virgin (Oct/16/1994)
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin Hotline, and Kelly is never going to let him live it down, especially through prank phone calls. He gets a real call, and goes to the person's house only to find she's attractive. In the meantime, Peg and Al want to rent a movie, but are having a lot of problems with it.
Guest Stars: Monica Creel as Esther, Beverly Archer as Miss Hardaway, Rhonda Aldrich as Judy, Phil Lodwick (1) as Security Guard, Bodhi Elfman as Clerk
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Wayne Kline
 
193 :09x08 - Sleepless in Chicago (Oct/23/1994)
Jefferson buys a Barbie doll for Marcy on her birthday, but soon finds out that the doll is worth $50,000. In order to get a replacement and the money, he asks Al for help, which means sleeping with Marcy!
Guest Stars: Allan Trautman as Barbiephile, Juliet Tablak as Amber, Kenneth Danziger as Auctioneer
Director: Katherine Green (1)
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
194 :09x09 - No Pot to Pease In (Nov/06/1994)
Kelly auditions for a sitcom, but soon starts talking about her family, which becomes the base of the sitcom. The D'Arcy's thought it was funny, but soon the sitcom mentions them too.
Guest Stars: J. J. Johnston (1) as Security Guard, George Wyner as Ronald N. Michaels, Lisa Kaseman as Patty, Steven Hack as Lou, Bruce Fine as Ben, Jennifer Massey (1) as Maria, Mark Barriere as Washington, Rochelle Swanson as Woman #1, Amber Van Lent as Woman #2, Alex McLeod as Carrie, Leonard Kelly-Young as Mel
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: John Glenn Houston (1)
 
195 :09x10 - Dud Bowl (Nov/13/1994)
Al's football team plays against their rival, but they don't realize that the other team is composed of professional football players.
Guest Stars: Ken Stabler as Himself, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, John S. Reynolds (4) as Himself, Bubba Smith as Himself, Lawrence Taylor as Himself, Stan Ivar as Jack Franklin, Drew Pillsbury as Thad, Dean Norris as Rodent, Chuck Lefever as Speedy, Hillary Davis (1) as Cigarette Girl, Darryl Henriques as Samuel, Michael Leopard as Bartender, Michele Harrell as Mrs. Bubba Smith, Dawn Reed as Mrs. Taylor
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
196 :09x11 - A Man for No Seasons (Nov/27/1994)
Al gets angry for the baseball league going on strike, so he and the other members of NO MA'AM make their own baseball league.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Mike Piazza as Himself, Bret Saberhagen as Himself, Danny Tartabull as Himself, Dave Winfield as Himself, Joe Morgan (1) as Himself, Pat Millicano as Sticky, Shaun Tour as Akbar, Frank Thomas (1) as Himself
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
197 :09x12 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1) (Dec/11/1994)
Al and his group decide to rebel when his favorite show, Psycho Dad, gets cancelled. They soon go to Washington D.C. to settle the dispute.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Andrew Prine as Psycho Dad, Bill Lee Brown (3) as Cameraman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Barry Gold
 
198 :09x13 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2) (Dec/18/1994)
Al talks to the Senate about why his show shouldn't be cancelled, but unfortunately fails. He does get to save someone's life from a robbery, though.
Guest Stars: Michael Philip as Chopper, Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Tom McCleister as Ike, Joseph D. Reitman as Tom, T. C. Warner as Pam, Barry Wiggins as Geronimo, J. Patrick McCormack (1) as Senator Furman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: David Castro
 
199 :09x14 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked (Jan/08/1995)
The women go with the men to the nudie bar, and later end up having sex. In the meantime, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial as the "before" side.
Guest Stars: Brandy Ledford as Brandy, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Barry Shabaka Henley as Charlie, JoAnne Hart as Helen, Leland Orser as Mark, Alix Elias as Louise, Carol Ann Susi as Franny, Michael Cauldwell (1) as Peter, Fumi Shishino as Mai Lin, Letha Weapons as Rocki Mountains, Iqbal Theba as Iqbal, Judy Carmen as Diane, Kevin Schon as Stage Manager
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Michael Moye
 
200 :09x15 - Kelly Takes a Shot (Jan/15/1995)
Amber thinks that Bud should help Kelly in her next commercial audition, where she must learn archery.
Guest Stars: Juliet Tablak as Amber, Dion Anderson as Fryer Tuck, Katherine Olsen as Beth
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
201 :09x16 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell (Feb/05/1995)
The Bundys go on a trip to Wanker county. They stop at a car wash where they find Steve, and soon find out that the car has been "stolen."
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, David Garrison (1) as Steve Rhoades, Ian Gomez as Employee #1, Rick Batalla as Employee #2, Pierre Gonneau as Mr. D'Player, Michael Faustino as Mikey
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
 
203 :09x18 - 25 Years and What Do You Get? (Feb/12/1995)
It's Al and Peggy's 25th anniversary, and Al decides to buy Peg an anniversary gift. Unfortunately, Buck buries it in the backyard, resulting in a dig by Bud and Kelly.
Guest Stars: Marty Rackham as Dave, David Drummond (1) as Chance, John Robert Lafleur as Sven
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Donald Beck
 
204 :09x19 - Ship Happens (1) (Feb/19/1995)
Al, Peggy, Jefferson, and Marcy go on a cruise, but end up living with a bunch of fat people. Later, the ship begins to sink, leaving Al and the others on a lifeboat.
Guest Stars: Lisa Stahl as Gretchen, Wolfman Jack as Himself, Mary Garripoli as Julie, Yvonne de La Paix as Chubby Cruiser
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Michele J. Wolff
 
205 :09x20 - Ship Happens (2) (Feb/26/1995)
The Bundys and the D'Arcys are stuck on a lifeboat with Gilbert Gottfried and a fat woman, and Al is sent to get help.
Guest Stars: Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Gilbert Gottfried as Himself, Hannah Eckstein as Joy, Leilani Jones-Wilmore as Reporter #1, Keith Sellon-Wright as Reporter #2, Kevin McBride as Reporter #3, Melissa Chan as Reporter #4, Scott Hartman as Reporter #5
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green (1)
 
206 :09x21 - Something Larry This Way Comes (Mar/12/1995)
Kelly is nominated Student of the Month at her acting school by Larry Storch, and they are going to perform the play, The Phantom of the Opera, together. Larry Storch comes to visit the Bundys, but Al is stuck selling shoes. When Mr. Storch visits the shoe store, Gary punches him for ruining her once, knocking him out. Al tries to fill his role in the play, but his plan doesn't work.
Guest Stars: Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Larry Storch as Himself, Lynn Ann Leveridge as Woman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Alison Taylor
 
207 :09x22 - And Bingo was Her Game-O (Mar/26/1995)
Peggy seems to have a knack for Bingo, especially when she wins big in a game. In the meantime, Al and the other members of NO'MAAM decide what their official beer will be, and there's great conflict.
Guest Stars: Clint Howard as Mullen, Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Jean Speegle Howard as Ceil, Rusty Schwimmer as Babs, Peter Spellos as Elmo, Vick Sabitjian as Abdula, Pat Crawford Brown as Bingo Caller, Julia Kato as Impersonations
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Garry Bowren (1), Laurie Lee-Goss
 
208 :09x23 - User Friendly (Apr/09/1995)
Bud still can't get anymore sex with Amber, so he goes to a lab, where he learns about cyber sex. He soon visualizes the perfect partner while having it, and the person is Amber. The real Amber soon learns about this, and she and Kelly plot to ruin the experiment.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Juliet Tablak as Amber, J. D. Cullum as Dr. Kessler, John Kendall as Bruno, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Sandy
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
209 :09x24 - Pump Fiction (Apr/30/1995)
Al and the Bundys make a film about shoes, and get $10,000. They are asked to do another one, which wasn't as good as the first.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Tom Henschel as Marshall, Miles Arreola as Devin, Jennifer Echols as Gwen, Shae Marks as Colleen, Wanda Acuna as Babette, Vene Lynn Acoraci (1) as Eileen, Dawn Eason as Darlene, Mark Voland as Alderman, Elicia Choice as Justine
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf, David Castro
 
211 :09x26 - Radio Free Trumaine (May/07/1995)
The plot is mainly about Bud and his girlfriend April's relationship. He asks her to go steady, but her other boyfriend asks her too, and they both fight for her affections. This is all done during Olvier Cole and Mark Campbell's radio show at their school, where everyone hears in on their conversation.
Guest Stars: Joseph D. Reitman as Stoner, David Garrison (1) as Steve Rhoades, Eric Dane as Oliver, Andrew Kavovit as Mark, Keri Russell as April, Tim Elwell as Nickolai Puschkin
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Stacie Lipp, Richard Gurman
 
212 :09x27 - Shoeless Al (May/14/1995)
Al tries to pull off a phony lawsuit by not wearing shoes, but it happens to be at the same time of the bowling championship.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Mary-Pat Green (1) as Mary-Pat, Charlie Dell as Leslie Baum, Michael Rothhaar as Milt, Susan Varon as Brenda, Mike Finneran as Marv
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: J. Stanford Parker
Songs: Queen -- We Are The Champions (Fox Broadcast only)
 
213 :09x28 - The Undergraduate (May/21/1995)
A twelve-year old boy asks Kelly to go to his prom with him, which she refuses. She soon learns that he is her boss's son.
Guest Stars: Bert L. Cook as Delivery Man, Noah Segan as Robby, Billy Gallo as Stitch, Harry S. Murphy (1) as Mr. Bennett, Damien Leake as Principal, Christopher Miranda as Tommy, Brad Parker as Refreshment Guy, Lynsey Bartilson as Megan, Jessica Smith (3) as Jenny, Krystin Moore (1) as Julie, Matt Zusser as Donald
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
 
Season 10
214 :10x01 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (Sep/17/1995)
Bud leaves his parents' house to find an apartment. He couldn't find one he could afford, so he moves into the basement. Peg's mom moves in after she gets in a fight with her husband. Al goes to Wanker County to get Peg's mom's husband to apologize to Peg's mom so that she will go back to him.
Special Guest Stars: Tim Conway as Ephraim Wanker, | Guest Stars: Jennifer Aspen as Jamie, Kathleen Freeman (1) as Peg's Mom, Eric Floyd as Twichy, Gunther Jensen as Clyde
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
215 :10x02 - A Shoe Room with a View (Sep/24/1995)
Al gets an idea of putting an aerobics studio next to the shoe store, with eye holes for viewing, but all the students are fat women. He decides to go to Kelly's aerobics studio and attract women from there, even if it means jumping out a window.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Marco Sanchez as Ramon, Danica Sheridan as Matilda, Jennifer Echols as Cynthia, Sonya Eddy as Arlene, Jami Music (1) as Rebecca, Meilani Paul as Melissa, Marci Brickhouse as Taylor, Shana Wall as Chantal, Maureen Costa as Sally
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman, Stacie Lipp
 
216 :10x03 - Requiem for a Dead Briard (Oct/01/1995)
Buck dies, so the Bundys try to find a replacement pet. After trying to contact Buck with a seance, another dog appears from nowhere. What the Bundys don't know is that the dog is Buck's reincarnation. The Bundys decide to keep him, and name him Lucky.
Special Guest Stars: Ben Stein as Thomas, | Guest Stars: Kathleen Freeman (1) as Peg's Mom, Kevin Schon as Judge Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer, Roger Rose as Tweety and Bailiff, Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Michael Moye
 
217 :10x04 - Reverend Al (Oct/08/1995)
A beer tax is created for Chicago, and Al and the other members of NO'MAAM don't want to pay it, so they create their own "church", with Al as the reverend. Marcy tries to find some dirt on him to put them out of business.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Dot Jones (1) as Dot, Benjamin Lum as Sticky, Andrew Craig as Splib, Robb Skyler as Mail Carrier, Harvey Blanks as Congregation Member, Peter Hughes as Archimedes, Lisa Marie Scott as Halla, Jeanine Michelle (1) as Luyah
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
218 :10x05 - How Bleen was My Kelly (Oct/15/1995)
Kelly gets a part as playing a scientist, and discovers the color bleen. She leaves it in the bathroom, and while Al is in there, he uses it, and later develops a head full of hair. Al discovers he can make a fortune from this, and asks Kelly to make more.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Gene Wolande as Scientist, Joseph G. Medalis as Bald NO MA'AM Guy #1, George Hirschmann as Bald NO MA'AM Guy #2, Barbara Baldieri as Sexy Woman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Daniel O'Keefe
 
219 :10x06 - The Weaker Sex (Oct/22/1995)
Peggy and Marcy take a self-defense class, but Al doesn't think any good will come for them. Peggy then shows it off when a man tries to pickpocket Al, and she knocks him out, making her one of the coolest people and Al the laughingstock of the town. Al tries to find a way to get that honor back.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Dot Jones (1) as Dot, Joseph D. Reitman as Genghis, Jody Mullenax as Thunder, Jonathan Fahn as Camera Person, Dee Booher as Biker Chick, Mike McKenna as Bartender, Steve Valentine as Guy in Line, Bruce Michael Paine as Biker, Jeb Stewart as Interviewer
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Dvora Inwood (1)
 
220 :10x07 - Flight of the Bumblebee (Oct/29/1995)
Bud wants to join NO'MAAM, but needs to pass his initiation. It's not going to be easy when he needs to have his picture taken with a wrestler to complete it.
Guest Stars: Carrie Genzel as Natalie, Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Frank Lloyd (1) as Referee, Benjamin Lum as Sticky, Carol Ann Susi as Frannie, Alix Elias as Louise, Christopher Pallies (1) as Himself, Michael Clarke Duncan as Bouncer, Jimmy Lennon, Jr. (1) as Ring Announcer, Neriah Davis as Anytime, Kim Weiskopf as Girl Witch
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr. (2)
 
221 :10x08 - Blonde and Blonder (Nov/05/1995)
It's Kelly's high school reunion, and she and her friends are looking up old photos. They find out that a nerdy boy who they used to tease is now rich, and the girls try to compete for him. In the meantime, Bud tries to get revenge on one of the girls.
Guest Stars: Heidi Mark as Ashley, Tina New as Debbie, Lisa Boyle as Fawn, Kathleen Freeman (1) as Peg's Mom (voice), Bert L. Cook as Policeman, Lisa Picotte as Mindy, Casper Van Dien as Eric, Sarah Ann Morris (1) as Jessica, Armando Garza as Fireman Roberto, Tina Young as Debbie, Troy Fromin as Chad
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman, Stacie Lipp
 
222 :10x09 - The Two That Got Away (Nov/19/1995)
Al and Jefferson's fishing trip is ruined when they're kicked out of their lodge by a celebrity, and they try to plot revenge. In the meantime, Bud and Kelly try to get Lucky to appear in a dog's commercial, but he won't do anything they say.
Guest Stars: Donna D'Errico as Helga, Shannon Tweed as Herself, Joe Sagal as Randolph, Leland Orser as Director, Alden Millikan as the Trash, Shae Marks as Inga, Jasmine Paul as Star Disher, Mary Harper-Johns as Stage Mom
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Al Aidekman
 
223 :10x10 - Dud Bowl II (Nov/26/1995)
The bank wants to dedicate the scoreboard of Polk High to Al, but Marcy tries to do anything to stop it. When she finds someone else to dedicate it to, Al thinks up a scheme to get back at her.
Guest Stars: Terry Bradshaw as Himself, Jennifer Wade as Cheerleader
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
Al Bundy's Sports Spectacular (Nov/26/1995)
We see a clip show of the greatest sports moments in the show, hosted by Roy Firestone.
Guest Stars: Roy Firestone as Himself
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
225 :10x12 - Bearly Men (Dec/03/1995)
To prove they're men, Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad, but soon run into a bear which goes into their house, and starts wreaking havoc in town.
Special Guest Stars: Tim Conway as Ephraim Wanker, | Guest Stars: Kathleen Freeman (1) as Peg's Mom, Frank Lloyd (1) as Vendor, Angelo Vacco as Gang Guy, Vicki E. Milbourne as Mamie
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
224 :10x13 - Love Conquers Al (Dec/10/1995)
Al and Peg go to a marriage retreat along with Peggy's parents to try and fix their marriage. In the meantime, Kelly wants to date a guy named Carlos, who will only date her if Bud helps his sister, Esmeralda, who seems to be intersted in him in an entirely different way.
Guest Stars: Mark D. Espinoza as Carlos, Lisa Boyle as Fawn, Tim Conway as Ephraim Wanker, Edward Hibbert as Dr. Richelieu, Christina Solis as Esmerelda, Tiffany Granath as Pancake, Kevin Bickford as Clown, David Sederholm as Phillip, Glori Gold as Naomi
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Brad Walsh (1), Paul Corrigan
 
225 :10x14 - I Can't Believe It's Butter (Dec/17/1995)
The Christmas period is nearby and Al discovers his bank account is empty again. In contrary to previous years, Peggy didn't use the money for herself. She admits to have bought presents for her mother. Al has an easy solution: Peggy or her mother has to get a job. In the meantime, Griff tries to have phone sex.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Kathleen Freeman (1) as Peg's Mom (voice), Danica Sheridan as Belinda, Venessia Valentino as Cindy, Dijon Williams as Bobby, Jennifer Martin as Butter
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Scott Zimbler, Joel Valentincic
 
226 :10x15 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1) (Jan/07/1996)
Bud wants to make an exercise video, but needs money, which he gets from the mob. Kelly is a part of it along with a male lead, and if the video isn't finished, the mob will kill him.
Guest Stars: Richard Moll as Gino, Perry Anzilotti as Vito, John Carlos Frey (1) as Rafael, Jennifer Lyons (1) as Ariel, Lisa Arturo as Farrah, Melissa De Sousa as Jacklyn, Veronica De La Cruz as Kate
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Dvora Inwood (1)
 
227 :10x16 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2) (Jan/14/1996)
The mob holds Bud in until Kelly stops arguing with the male lead. Al and Jefferson are trying to fix the satellite on to their house, which they do. This is something Peggy and Marcy don't know, since the guys have hooked it up so only they can watch it.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, J. J. Johnston (1) as Bebe, Richard Moll as Gino, Perry Anzilotti as Vito, John Carlos Frey (1) as Rafael, Alix Elias as Louise, Carol Ann Susi as Frannie, Lisa Arturo as Farrah, Veronica De La Cruz as Kate, Melissa De Sousa as Jacklyn, Krista Allen (1) as Crystal
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Daniel O'Keefe
 
228 :10x17 - Calendar Girl (Feb/04/1996)
Bud tries to make a calendar filled with beautiful girls for each month. He tries to beat a rival with it, but one of the girls are reconsidering. Bud convinces her to do it, and he gets an A+. The girl then becomes famous, soon revealing something very disturbing to all the men.
Guest Stars: Krista Allen (1) as Crystal, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Victor Raider-Wexler as Floyd, John Patrick White as Little Floyd, Patty Breton as Pilgrim Girl, Tina New as Woman #1, Robin Krieger (1) as TV Host
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
 
229 :10x18 - The Agony and the Extra C (Feb/11/1996)
Jefferson tells a story to Bud and Kelly while he's in the hospital: To prove he loves Marcy, Jefferson decides to get a tattoo saying he loves her. The tattoo is done on his rear end, with a slight problem. It says "I Love Mary."
Guest Stars: Traci Bingham as Lap Dancer, Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Iqbal Theba as Iqbal, David Pires as Doctor #1, Robert E. Almodovar (2) as Doctor #2, Cindyana Lair as Sierra Madre, Nick Danger as Harris, Monty Ash as O'Malley
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Jimmy Aleck, Jim Kelly (1)
 
230 :10x19 - Spring Break (1) (Feb/18/1996)
It's Spring Break, and Bud and the guys want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but Kelly and her friends get them to give up their airline tickets. Al and his friends go there too, and find out that Kelly is entering a bikini contest, where he, Jefferson, and Griff become judges. Marcy soon finds out about them, heading off to Ft. Lauderdale with Bud and his friends.
Guest Stars: Faith Salie as Lana, Heidi Mark as Ashley, Lisa Boyle as Fawn, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Chris Hardwick as Dan Inwood, Lisa Picotte as Mindy, Shawn Michael Howard (1) as Barney, S. Kyle Parker as Achmed, Shannon Escher as Natalie, Tonya Watts as Scarlett, Dave Ruby as Hummer
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
 
231 :10x20 - Spring Break (2) (Feb/25/1996)
Marcy, Bud, and his friends head off to Ft. Lauderdale to ruin Al's scheme of getting big money through the bikini contest Kelly entered.
Guest Stars: Heidi Mark as Ashley, Lisa Boyle as Fawn, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Kim Weiskopf as Lucky, Chris Hardwick as Dan Inwood, Lisa Picotte as Mindy, Shawn Michael Howard (1) as Barney, Dave Ruby as Hummer, S. Kyle Parker as Achmed, Micky Jones (1) as Parley Wayne, Denise Hulsey as Waitress, Renee Tenison as Marla, Brad Nickell as Lifeguard #1, Scott Gurney as Lifeguard #2, Mary Caldare (1) as Claudia, Todd Glass as Policeman, Meadow Williams as Angela, Jennifer Echols as Tammy Grindstaff-Burke
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr. (2)
 
232 :10x21 - Turning Japanese (Mar/17/1996)
Marcy's Japanese boss comes to visit Marcy, and then hears Al's car coming down the road. He says he must have it, and Marcy needs to convince Al to sell it to him.
Special Guest Stars: Pat Morita as Mr. Shimokawa, | Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Iqbal Theba as Iqbal, Todd Parker as Officer Stan, Darrell Kunitomi as Japanese Al, Angela Spangler as Bambi
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
 
233 :10x22 - Al Goes to the Dogs (Mar/24/1996)
Al tries to build a doghouse for Lucky, and gets help from a criticizing building instructor Marcy hired.
Guest Stars: Mark D. Espinoza as Carlos, Ian Patrick Williams (3) as Inspector Fitzpatrick, Angela Strader as Turqoise, Don Dowe as Foreman
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Gary B. Bowren (1), Laurie Lee-Goss
 
234 :10x23 - Enemies (Apr/14/1996)
Kelly starts a love triangle with a couple who seems to have an on-and-off relationship.
Special Guest Stars: Teri Ivens as Maria, Nicole Eggert as Shannon, Matt Borlenghi as Tom, Alan Thicke as Henry, Melissa Chan as Keiko, Phill Lewis as George, Chris Young (1) as Jackson, | Guest Stars: Jean Speegle Howard as Claire, Rance Howard as Edwin
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Russell Marcus, Stacie Lipp, Richard Gurman
 
235 :10x24 - Bud Hits the Books (Apr/28/1996)
Bud is trying to study for his finals in the library, but gets caught touching himself, which could get him expelled. Marcy acts as his lawyer for his case.
Guest Stars: Ed Gilbert (1) as Bob Packwood, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Tom McCleister as Ike, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Jennifer Lyons (1) as Ariel, Beverly Archer as Miss Hardaway, William Utay as Dean
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Stacie Lipp
 
236 :10x25 - Kiss of the Coffee Woman (May/05/1996)
Kelly gets a job in a commercial with Jefferson. Al and Marcy find it offensive when they find out they need to kiss.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Leland Orser as Director, Brian Stewart (1) as Lance, Karen Lynn Scott as Dina, Susan Slome as Becca, Andrea Nittoli as Linda, Gita Isak as Stage Manager
Director: Sam W. Orender
Story: Todd Newman | Teleplay: Dvora Inwood (1)
 
237 :10x26 - Torch Song Duet (May/19/1996)
Griff wants to win a trip to the Atlanta Olympic Games, but in order to get tickets, he has to answer questions on a radio show. Al happens to be the perfect person to help him.
Special Guest Stars: Bo Jackson as Calvin Farquhar, | Guest Stars: Victoria Fuller as Model #2, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Teresa Parente as Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal, Larry Brown (3) as Himself, Roy Jones, Jr. (1) as Himself, Richard Kline (2) as Flint Guccione, Renee Tenison as Marla, Rosie Tenison as Carla, Petra Verkaik as Model #1, Burke Roberts as Reporter #1, Nikki Dunn as Reporter #2, Alex Carl (1) as Alex
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Donelle Q. Buck
 
238 :10x27 - The Joke's on Al (May/19/1996)
Peggy's friend from old times comes to the Bundy household, and begins to seduce Al. Al isn't very offended by this, since he believes it's all Jefferson's little scheme.
Special Guest Stars: Tim Conway as Ephraim Wanker, Gary Coleman as Himself, | Guest Stars: Bert L. Cook as Executioner, Deborah Harmon as June, Mark Sellers as Male Detective, G. Jordan Moore as Female Detective
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr. (2)
 
Season 11
Married With Children Reunion Special (Feb/16/2003)
A reunion of all the cast members, along with many clips of their sex lives, sibling rivalry, football glory, etc.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Christine T. Zingus
 
239 :11x01 - Twisted (Sep/28/1996)
Bud tries to make it seem like there is a bad storm outside in order to get a girl. A real twister occurs and the D'Arcys take refuge in the Bundys' house. The girl that Bud was with discovered what he was up to and leaves him. After the first storm is over, a Force 5 Twister comes. Seeing as how the bad weather turns the women on, Al and Jefferson use their secret exit to get out of the basement, winding up at the nudie bar.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Jennifer Lyons (1) as Ariel, Donna Pieroni as Sandy, Christine Moore (1) as Gorgeous Woman, Steven Shenbaum as Scarecrow
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Richard Gurman
 
240 :11x02 - Children of the Corns (Oct/05/1996)
Al learns that the shoes he sells are made by children in sweatshops, so he tries to blackmail Gary, his boss. He tries to get some proof of it so that both he and Griff will get a raise, but they fail. Meanwhile, the Bundys get a microwave oven and they try to hide it from Al.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Terese Parente as Miranda Cardinale, Patrick T. O'Brien (6) as Bob Thompson, Christopher Elwood as Delivery Guy, Lee Arnone as Woman Customer, Louisa Abernathy as Christy, Eric Vasques as Immigrant Kid #1, Cherise Ligot as Immigrant Kid #2, Richard Ornelas as Thug
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Matt Berry (1), Eric Abrams
 
241 :11x03 - Kelly's Gotta Habit (Oct/12/1996)
Kelly gets chosen to be on a commercial where she must play a nun. In the meantime, Al gets chosen to go as Officer Dan's partner on Cops, and invades the D'Arcy's home.
Guest Stars: Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, Bert L. Cook as Cab Driver #2, Nancy Linari as Sister Bendicta, David Pressman (3) as Mike, Peter Kerr (1) as Cab Driver, Bryan Rasmussen as Burglar, Gerry Lock as Old Lady, Lewis Dauber (1) as Sketch Artist, Tina Yothers as Herself, Terrence Flack as Real Cop
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Garry Bowren (1), Laurie Lee-Goss
 
242 :11x04 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1) (Nov/10/1996)
Al's Dodge is close to breaking down. The family reminisces about what happened with it, and Peg, Kelly, and Bud try to sell parts of it for money behind Al's back. To be continued ...
Guest Stars: Rick Overton as Dr. Fisher, Cliff Bemis as Al's Dad, Hannah Swanson as Young Kelly
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Bob Fisher (2), Steve Faber
 
243 :11x05 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (2) (Nov/17/1996)
The Dodge dies on Al, as portrayed in the previous episode, so Al goes to lease a sports car, which happens to be broken as well. In the meantime, Peggy finds out she can make some money from the engine of the Dodge, and goes to dig it up from the backyard where Al buried it.
Guest Stars: Michael Sorich as Fidel Castro, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Tom McCleister as Ike, Rick Overton as Dr. Fisher, Gary Grubbs as Cal Stevens
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
244 :11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving (Nov/24/1996)
Al wants to go look for a pie he loves made by an aunt, but finds out she is dead, and there is ony one pie remaining. He needs to get it away from the others at her funeral, and that is only possible with the help of football tactics.
Guest Stars: Beau Billingslea as Reverend Hightower, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Terry Bradshaw as Himself, Howie Long as Himself, Ronnie Lott as Himself, Ann Weldon as Aunt Maddie, Lakeitcha Hurd as Mourner #1, Virginia Capers as Mourner #2, Patricia Belcher as Eunetta, Nick LaTour as Old Man, Caroline Jones (4) as Woman, Miles Marsico as Boy, Vivian Bonnell as Mourner #3, James Brown (3) as Himself
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Vince Cheung, Bob Montanio (1)
 
245 :11x07 - The Juggs Have Left the Building (Dec/01/1996)
Peg and Kelly go on a trip to Missouri, and find out they can win big on a singing contest.
Special Guest Stars: Tammy Wynette as Herself, | Guest Stars: Brent Hinkley as Cletus, Nicole Nagorsky as Daughter, Ritchie Montgomery as Emcee, Doug Reid as Buford, Dan Reid as Elmo
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ben Montanio, Vince Cheung
 
246 :11x08 - God Help Ye Merry Bundymen (Dec/22/1996)
Al and Griff get some new employees to run the shoe store, but soon Gary decides they do a better job than Al and Griff, getting them fired. Al and Griff can either convince Gary to give them their jobs back, or find "better" jobs. In the meantime, Marcy and Jefferson have been robbed of the Mary and Joseph from their porch Nativity that they were going to use to win the decorating contest. Soon, they find out it was Bud and Kelly. Also, Peggy makes a gingerbread version of the neighborhood, which happens to beat Marcy's Nativity scene.
Guest Stars: Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Kevin Lamont Smith (3) as Biff, Mary Stein as Judge #2, Amy Lyndon as Mall Manager, Steven Anthony Lawrence (1) as Kid #1, Lynette Bennett (1) as Judge #1, Christian McLaughlin (1) as Reindeer Dancer, Jonathan Mangum as Hal
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher (2)
 
247 :11x09 - Crimes Against Obesity (Dec/29/1996)
Al gets sued after insulting one more obese woman who walked into the store. He must figure out a way out of it, or surely get punished.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Diana Bellamy as Shirley, Cassi Davis as Patty, Danica Sheridan as Matilda, Jennifer Echols as Gwen, Helen Siff as Leona, Kelly Goodman as Barbara, Yvonne de La Paix as Angry Juror
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
248 :11x10 - The Stepford Peg (Jan/06/1997)
Peggy gets amnesia, and the others tell her she is the ideal wife of the family, making her a cooking and cleaning machine.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Ron-Ann Frey as Sally, Larry McKay as TV Announcer
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Valerie Ahern, Christian McLaughlin (1)
 
249 :11x11 - Bud on the Side (Jan/13/1997)
Bud still has women problems, and decides to consult Al's help. Al tells him to aim lower, and soon he starts dating Gary!
Guest Stars: Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Mink Stole as Edna, Chris Bonno as Contractor, David Alan Graf as Delivery Guy #1, John Talamantez as Delivery Guy #2
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Christian McLaughlin (1), Valerie Ahern
 
250 :11x12 - Grime and Punishment (Jan/20/1997)
Al starts to charge Bud rent to live in his house. Bud demands that he repair the basement, but Al tells him that he won't do it. Bud calls a health inspector, and she traps Al in the basement until he repairs it. While he's trapped, Bud lets people torture Al while he's down there.
Guest Stars: Marianne Muellerleile as Health Inspector
Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher (2)
 
251 :11x13 - T*R*A*S*H (Jan/27/1997)
For once, Al and Griff want a regular meal, enlisting in the Army, but soon it becomes "mortal" combat when they have to fight a garbage strike.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, J. J. Johnston (1) as Drill Inspector, Gonzo Raymond as Santo, Jerry Giles as Duwayne
Director: Amanda Bearse
Story: Todd Newman, David Faustino | Teleplay: Terry Maloney, Mindy Morgenstern
 
252 :11x14 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (1) (Feb/24/1997)
Peg and Al go to a therapist, and soon break up right on the spot. In the meantime, Kelly wants to get a commmercial job, but needs to learn how to box in order to beat the competition.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Lisa Robin Kelly (1) as Heather, Jake Johannsen as Dr. H. Longo, Kellie Beals as Nancy, Gerry Del Sol as Referee
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Eric Abrams, Matt Berry (1)
 
253 :11x15 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (2) (Feb/24/1997)
Peggy and Al go their separate ways, meeting new people. Al moves into an apartment near the airport, and Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
Special Guest Stars: Alan Thicke as Bruce, | Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Lisa Melilli as Sandy, Rosa Blasi as Woman #1, Mandy Levin as Woman #2, Irene Roseen as Woman #3, Christopher Shobe as Guy in Bar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
254 :11x16 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3) (Mar/03/1997)
Peggy's new boyfriend tells Bud and Kelly they have to work from now on, and they must find a way to bring her and Al back.
Special Guest Stars: Alan Thicke as Bruce, | Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Michael Irpino as Clerk
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Russell Marcus
 
255 :11x17 - Live Nude Peg (Mar/10/1997)
Peggy feels neglected, and decides to pose as a stripper in the nudie bar, under the name of Jasmine. Al falls for her spells, but he doesn't know she's really Peggy.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Officer Dan, E. E. Bell as Bob Rooney, Tom McCleister as Ike, Iqbal Theba as Iqbal, Gloria LeRoy as Chesty, Carmen Morrell as Shaney, Vanessa A. Dorian as Stripper #1
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Eric Abrams, Matt Berry (1)
 
256 :11x18 - A Babe in Toyland (Mar/17/1997)
Kelly gets on job on a children's show, but soon starts hogging the set. In the meantime, in order to avoid Peggy, Al and Peggy get twin beds, but some things just don't work out.
Guest Stars: Brandon Maggart as Uncle Dudley, Claire Baron as Jordan, Richard Israel as Court Jester, Richard Taylor Olson as Bobby Beaver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Christian McLaughlin (1), Valerie Ahern
 
257 :11x19 - Birthday Boy Toy (Mar/31/1997)
Bud directs a commercial for the shoe store where Al works. In the meantime, Jefferson goes to the health club, where everyone seems to enjoy his ... behind.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Stefani Spruill as Gloria, Susan Isaacs (1) as Woman #1, Sonya Eddy as Betty, Michelle Mitchell (1) as Woman #2, Corinne Reilly as Young Woman, Kevin Spirtas as Instructor
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Terry Maloney, Mindy Morgenstern
 
258 :11x20 - Damn Bundys (Apr/28/1997)
Al gets to play football with the Chicago Bears, which also has a catch.
Special Guest Stars: Robert Englund as Lucifer, James Brown (3) as Himself, | Guest Stars: John Welsh (1) as Clerk, John Cirigliano as Napoleon, Alex Ardenti as Hunky Guy, Erik Kramer (1) as Himself, Curtis Conway (2) as Himself, Raymont Harris as Himself, | Uncredited: Troy Brenna (1) as Footballer
Director: Richard Correll
Writer: Vince Cheung, Ben Montanio
 
259 :11x21 - Lez Be Friends (Apr/10/1997)
Marcy's lesbian cousin visits, but she starts getting jealous of her.
Guest Stars: Amanda Bearse as Mandy, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Elaine
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Pamela Eells
 
260 :11x22 - The Desperate Half-Hour (1) (May/05/1997)
Bud has a pen pal in prison he writes to. The person is able to visit, but brings her tough boyfriend along too, meaning bad news for the Bundys.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Tricia Cast as Starla, Charles Esten as Lonnie, Bill Torees as Cop
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Christian McLaughlin (1), Valerie Ahern
 
261 :11x23 - How to Marry a Moron (2) (May/05/1997)
Kelly falls in love with the boyfriend of Bud's pen-pal, and decides to get married to him, but the boyfriend seems to like other women, which Al takes as an insult.
Guest Stars: Harold Sylvester as Griff, Charles Esten as Lonnie, Edie McClurg as Mrs. Tot, Gordon Jump as Mr. Tot, Rance Howard as Reverend, Lauren Hays (1) as Susie, T. L. Brooke (1) as Tatum Tot, Mason Dragotto as Jennifer, Rena Riffel as Stripper #1
Director: Gerry Cohen
Story: Vince Cheung, Ben Montanio | Teleplay: Russell Marcus, Pamela Eells
 
262 :11x24 - Chicago Shoe Exchange (Jun/09/1997)
Al and Griff want to get a massage chair, so they start bartering things to get it.
Guest Stars: Janet Carroll (1) as Gary, Harold Sylvester as Griff, Larry Bagby III as Clements, James Nardini as Chris, Matthew Sutherland as Grad, Michael C. McMahon as Larry, Abbey Nayor as Corn Dog Lady, Lisa-Gay Tremblay as Cathy, Cheryl Rhoads as Rachel, Gita Isak as Gloria
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Eric Abrams, Matt Berry (1)
 
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